[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Before that, Heizi couldn't believe that he and three people who had only known each other for 10 minutes to a week played mahjong and played all night together...

More importantly, he was the only one who was so sleepy that he wanted to die.

On the second day, Kuroko's oval (?) eyes had moved closer to Sakata Gintoki, "I'm sorry...don't you all feel sleepy..."

Martial arts master Miao Seng Wuhua has no pressure. After a night of observation, he confirmed that this young man is really not a ninja as Zhang Yu said, otherwise he would not stay up all night and be so listless and make frequent mistakes—he has already connected Three laps were fired, but even so, his overall ranking was also second in Wuhua's estimation.

The other two people were not simple, and they were all in good spirits all night.

Wuhua tentatively said, "I'm fine, how about you?"

After listening to Zhang Yu's translation, Tony shrugged, "I didn't say that? I have anxiety disorder, and I can't sleep at night for a long time."

Wuhua: "..."

Tony: "It's you, Zhang, do you have anxiety attacks too?"

Zhang Yu laughed, "Hahahahaha, what a joke, my biological clock has always been reversed day and night, these days I'm cooperating with your work and rest time!"

Wuhua: "..."

Zhang Yu looked at the time, "Oh, it's getting late, let's forget about the rest, and calculate the victory or loss." He counted the poker cards used as chips, "Haha, I'm sorry, all three of you lost."

Tony: "...Wait, what do you mean all three of us lost?"

Zhang Yu rubbed his neck, "I didn't say that there is only one loser, it's three. If you lose as much as you lose, it counts as a loss. The three of you can assign tasks yourself. I'm going to sleep. If there is another person who falls in from outside Man, please don't wake me up unless he speaks a language other than Japanese English and Chinese."

Zhang Yu stepped on his slippers and got into the room and fell asleep.

The remaining two geniuses and a middle school student looked at each other in blank dismay.

Later, Zhang Yu was really woken up by the three of them.

Heizi came over and pushed him, he pushed him a few times before he woke up, he almost fell, and sat up in a daze, "A foreigner here so soon?"

"It's a Chinese."

Zhang Yu: "If you're Chinese, don't you know...Chu Liuxiang?"

Heizi: "But Mr. Chu said he didn't understand either."

What... Could it be that the person who came was a minority?He ran out without any shoes on, but when he poked his head around, he found that it wasn't from an ethnic minority or from wearing shoes. It was Aunt Wang downstairs who was confronting Wuhua and Tony.

Seeing Aunt Wang coming out, she couldn't wait to scold in dialect, "You son of a bitch, you've been making a lot of noise these past few days, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang? Did the little sissy just get out of jail? That blue hair and blue eyes almost scared my old man to death, and there is also a foreign devil, are you doing some reselling of cultural relics?"

… No wonder Wuhua can’t understand. There are different pronunciations in China. Even if Wuhua can speak Chinese, it’s okay to meet an old man who only knows dialect.

Zhang Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "These three are my friends, there's nothing wrong with them, the one with the bald head has studied in Shaolin, and he looks like he came out of prison because of his delicate features, and the foreign devils are foreign friends who came to invest in us, you old man Don't talk nonsense, just resell cultural relics, and that one, he is a middle school student, a decent kid with hair... oh, you don't understand hair."

"Why don't I understand? Don't lie to me just because of my age," Aunt Wang said in a loud voice, "Think I don't know, my granddaughter is also like this, doing messy things all day long, I don't know, you That blue-haired kid is also some kind of killer, right?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Aunt Wang said angrily: "Look at your floor, there is a big hole, I won't be surprised when you wear the hole in the ceiling of our house, and there is still the sound of mahjong all night, I have to call your mother No."

"Don't, don't, don't, don't," Zhang Yu said, "I didn't lie to you! That really came from Shaolin!"

Wuhua walked over with a half-smile, and held Aunt Wang's hand, "Old man, all pretentious dharmas are false, and all appearances are unattainable..."

Aunt Wang flicked his hand, and said in crappy Mandarin, "I don't like this! What kind of hypocrisy, I can't get it, I'm still a fart! You wear Iron Man's short sleeves and dare to tell me that all four are empty, Go to the side!"

Wuhua: "..."

"..." Zhang Yu, who was deprived of sleep, collapsed, pointed to Tony and said, "I tell you! He is Iron Man! He! It is! Iron Man!! ironman!"

Tony understood, and spread his hands indifferently, "I'mironman."

……

Aunt Wang rolled her eyes, pointed at the print on the flowerless dress and spat: "You think I don't know what Iron Man is like."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony: "Can someone tell me what's going on?"

Neither he nor Heizi could understand, so they could only stare blankly at each other.

Zhang Yu almost cried, "Aunt Wang, I was wrong, I was really wrong..."

Aunt Wang hummed, "It's good to know you're wrong."

Zhang Yu: "I don't dare to quarrel with your old man anymore, give me a chance to change my ways, if I dare to offend you again, call my mother..."

He finally coaxed Aunt Wang down, and looked at Wu Hua with resentment. Just now, seeing Wu Hua's posture, he thought he was good at coaxing people, but Aunt Wang pouted with just one word...

Wuhua: "..."

When it was over, Tony came to ask what was going on again, and rubbed his nose after hearing what he said, "You are poor, your house is too small, and you are crowded into a building with other people."

Zhang Yu: "..."

I'm so sorry... Such a cramped space must have reminded you of the cave days...

Originally here, everyone should go to do their own thing again, those who sleep sleep, those who suffer from insomnia continue to suffer from insomnia, but Wuhua did not go to sleep, but sat on the sofa, holding a book in her hand and reading.

"Good afternoon." Seeing Heizi and Tony entering the room, Zhang Yu wanted to go back to sleep, but he always felt that something was wrong, so he stared back at Wuhua for a long time, and said awkwardly, "Mr. Xia, don’t you sleep?”

Wuhua said leisurely: "Read a book for a while."

"Oh..." Zhang Yu turned his head, took two steps, then stopped suddenly, turned around and walked a few steps to stand beside Wu Hua, bending down to look at the cover of the book in his hand.

—— "Chu Liuxiang: Thrushbird"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Play, play off!

Wuhua raised her head and smiled at him calmly.

Zhang Yu's heart almost jumped out of his throat, he took a step back and sat on the sofa, and said incoherently: "Yes, you said that you are Chu Liuxiang's, I just follow you...you..."

Wu Hua interrupted him, "What about the last one?"

This set is full of old and yellowed books, which were collected by Zhang Yu's father. If Wuhua didn't know how to find them out of the study, Zhang Yu would have forgotten that he still has such a set of books at home!He said in embarrassment: "I don't know, I bought the book a long time ago, maybe I threw it away long ago."

Wuhua stared at him without saying a word.

"..." Zhang Yu took out his phone and searched out the pages of the first two volumes for Wu Hua, "My condolences...I'll go to sleep first..."

Wuhua: "..."

He was really sleepy, and nothing could stop Zhang Yu from going to sleep.

Throwing Wuhua on the sofa to read a book, he went back to sleep. Heizi told him to get up for dinner when he slept until night, only to find that Stark, who was in charge of today's diet, had soaked four barrels of Master Kong...

"You can be lazy." Zhang Yu didn't have the strength to say so much, and sat down and started eating.

Wu Hua also picked up noodles with chopsticks and ate slowly, "I finished reading the book, so I am a character in that book?"

"That's right..." Zhang Yu nodded vaguely, "Since you have found out, I won't hide it from you, that's right, but it's nothing, you can go back and go through the plot to arrange a substitute and go on your own Well, we all know these are novels, so there is nothing to be persistent about..."

"It's over," Wu Hua raised her eyes to look at the puzzled Zhang Yu, "Before I came, it was the moment Liu Wumei wanted to kill me."

Zhang Yu: "..."

He almost coughed up his face!

This is the real joke!

After being stunned for a long time, Zhang Yu said tremblingly, "Then what are you going to do?"

Wuhua smiled slightly, "I'll just stay here with you. I guess as long as I don't appear to disturb the plot again, death and disappearance are the same."

Zhang Yu: "..."

You are open-minded enough!