[Comprehensive] sense of violation

When Zhang Yu woke up, his eyes hadn't opened yet, and he could already smell the sweet smell of grapes. He went through what happened before in his mind, and then opened his eyes faintly, and found that he was lying on the bed. There seemed to be someone beside him, and he turned his eyes slightly to see that the lord Lan Bo was half leaning on the bedside reading a book.

Zhang Yu said weakly: "Stupid cow, get off my bed..."

The lord Lan Bo closed the book, "Yeah, I lost my temper just after waking up."

"Is this called losing your temper? Have you never seen what it looks like when I lose my temper?" Zhang Yu asked back.

The lord Lan Bo closed his mouth, got up from the bed obediently, and couldn't help but said: "Don't be like this, I'm here to take care of you."

Zhang Yu: "Have you taken care of the bed?"

"..." Sir Lan Bo was speechless for three seconds, "Why do I feel weird..."

Zhang Yu sat up and ignored him, "Why do I feel that my injury seems to be getting worse..."

"It doesn't seem like it's really getting worse." The lord Lan Bo handed him a glass of water, "Ximen diagnosed that your condition has indeed worsened."

Zhang Yu: "..."

The real Nyima sits at home, and the disaster comes from the sky. Is there such a thing as bad luck?

Zhang Yu felt that he must have been unconscious for a long time, and he was very hungry, even more so after drinking water, "Damn, go out and get me something to eat."

The lord Lan Bo said aggrievedly: "If you take something, you can take it, why do you call 'damn'..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Master Lan Bo saw that his face was not good, so he hurriedly walked out the door, but just as he opened the door, there was a noise from outside, and then there was a very loud "bang", people were still at the door The adult Lan Bo's eyes widened suddenly, and he was sprayed with unknown objects all over his head and body, and it also smelled like animal feces...

Zhang Yu, who was lying on the bed and survived the disaster, spit out a mouthful of water: "Pfft!"

The lord Lan Bo turned around dully, looked at Zhang Yu, who hadn't recovered from the catastrophe, "I...I...Wow———————"

Unsurprisingly, the lord, Lan Bo, howled at the top of his voice, turned and swooped, and plunged into the quilt, "Woooooooooooooo—"

"..." Zhang Yu rolled his eyes and said in disgust, "Get out of here! It stinks!"

"Woo..." The adult Lan Bo looked at him with tears in his eyes, instead of getting up, he jumped on him, "Octopus!"

Zhang Yu dodged back in horror, Gululu rolled to the ground.

There were also a few people rushing in, all covered in dung, including Stark, whose face was going to be completely black.

Zhang Yu couldn't help laughing, "Hahahahahaha, don't tell me that Ximen Chuuxue's clothes are also like this? I laughed so hard!"

Heizi wanted to step forward to help him, but was avoided by Zhang Yu, "Wahhahahahaha, don't spray me, I'm full of shit hahahaha!"

Kuroko:"……"

Tony said speechlessly: "So as long as it's not your own house, you can laugh happily even if the ground is full of shit. I guess it doesn't matter to you if Lanbo blows up this place..."

"Of course, hahahahahaha..." Zhang Yu laughed wildly, then felt a little pain in his internal organs, and stopped quickly, "Emma, ​​laughing so much that my internal injuries are getting worse."

The adult Lan Bo burst into tears, "Dead octopus..."

Zhang Yushun picked up a slipper and threw it at it, "Shut up! You still want to jump on me and rub my shit, don't you? Die!"

The slipper hit the adult Lan Bo's face, and he cried out in pain, "Ahh! Damn it! Who did it!"

"I can figure out who it is with my toes." Zhang Yu shouted loudly: "George! Fred! Come in!"

After a while, George and Fred, who were in a mess, came in.

Zhang Yu: "...Hey, why are you all full of dung, isn't it the dung bomb you threw?"

Sherlock came in from the door, his whole body was clean, and he said calmly, "I threw it."

Zhang Yu: "..." He feels internally hurt when he sees Sherlock now...

The Weasley brothers looked at each other, "When on earth did you steal our dung bomb!"

"When you were all giggling." Sherlock folded his arms and said, "But I didn't expect it to be so powerful, but it's better to blow it up on others than on myself."

Zhang Yu: "...What happened when I was unconscious! You were made like this by Sherlock... Well, George, Fred, can you use a cleansing spell first?"

The Weasley brothers seem to have just come back to their senses now, with a tacit understanding, one casts a curse on his own brothers, and the other casts a curse on the others. After a while, everyone is clean as before, but there is still a little smell of manure in the air.

George and Fred picked up Zhang Yu and sent him back to the bed, and said aggrievedly, "Sherlock and Stark had a quarrel."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Are these two arguing?That picture is scary enough...

Brother Weasley: "And then we'll help Mr. Stark."

Zhang Yu: "..."

It is completely possible to imagine their look of fearing that the world will not be chaotic!

The Weasleys concluded, "And then he just blew us all off."

Zhang Yu supported his forehead and said, "Okay... I see..."

George complained: "Including Rambo, he also made it like this."

Rambo?

Zhang Yu looked at the lord Lan Bo and realized, "Hey, why are you still here?"

The lord Lan Bo said lazily: "Probably the bazooka is broken again... You have to ask me ten years ago."

Fred said: "That... because Sherlock said something to Rambo who was making trouble, and then Rambo went crazy, took out the rocket launcher and smashed it crazily, and finally blasted himself."

Zhang Yu: "..."

The lord Lan Bo touched his eyes in embarrassment, "Yeah...is that too much..."

Tony put his hands on his hips and said, "You know, even though I've been cleaned by the spell, I still smell like shit. I'm going to take a shower, you can do whatever you want." He ran away after finishing speaking.

Sherlock looked at his back and said abruptly, "On purpose."

Zhang Yu: "Huh?"

Sherlock: "He deliberately provoked me, attacked me, and dragged most of the people into the battle. Finally, a 'war' broke out just now."

Zhang Yu blacked out, "...Really."

Sherlock rolled up his sleeves and said with a bit of disdain: "It's just that he didn't expect me to bomb them with dung bombs in the end... childish."

Zhang Yu: "...can you let him go, he has anxiety."

Sherlock said with certainty, as if he had seen it with his own eyes, "It happened, but it's all right."

Zhang Yu: "Hey, okay?! Oh, then you can spray whatever you want..."

"..." Sherlock said indifferently: "By the way, your enemy is locked in the penultimate room?"

The penultimate house?

Zhang Yu thought for a while, "...you saw Loki?"

It was Loki who was imprisoned in that house.

"Loki? Is that the idiot's name?" Sherlock looked at Zhang Yu, his gray eyes seemed to be gray-green at this moment, a color that made people feel a bit evil, "Because Stark didn't give I arranged the room, I looked for it myself, ended up in that room, and then chatted with him a few words."

Zhang Yu snickered and said, "Hahaha, it's quite stupid."

Sherlock looked at him without saying a word.

Zhang Yu: "...can you stop looking at me with that look?"

Sherlock: "What look?"

Zhang Yu: "Just your current... this expression of 'Don't laugh, you're stupid too'..."

"The interpretation is correct," Sherlock replied quickly without blinking, "No."

"...you're happy." Zhang Yu didn't have the guts to argue with Sherlock. Let's talk about it when Khan comes through... "Then, what did you talk to him about?"

Sherlock shook his head, seemingly not paying attention to Loki (IQ), "A criminal with a simple brain, no wonder you arrested him."

Zhang Yu: "...his brother's brain is simpler."

"Yeah, I thought his brother would be smarter," Sherlock said.

Zhang Yu was puzzled, "Why? He told you that he has an older brother?"

Sherlock said without any emotion: "So he does have an older brother, hehe, he likes to do bad things, he is a natural criminal, but although he has strength and means, he is not very clever, and he is full of self-confidence and superiority, which is hidden in it." It’s the opposite feeling, it’s very easy to get his words out, just a little guidance and he can say it himself, admiring the elders who are close to him—either adoptive brother or adoptive father..."

Zhang Yu interjected, "Or both, you even guessed the adopted one?"

"That's right... It's easy to deduce, but his adopted brother is stupider? Then the outstanding one should be his adoptive father." Sherlock glanced at the location of Loki's room, and concluded coldly, "Homo."

……

"..." Zhang Yu: "Help me send a wreath to Loki!"