[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Zhang Yu squeezed Lan Bo's neck and said, "Wait a minute, my mother is here. If you dare to talk nonsense, I will strangle you to death, you know?" "...Master Lan Bo doesn't know what the octopus monster is talking about." .” Lan Bo was ignorant with a runny nose.

Zhang Yu threw him away and gave up communicating with him.

Because of Stark's support, Zhang Yu's original plan can be cancelled. Originally, he thought that his mother might stay here for a few days. Mom.But now, no matter whether they live in a hotel or a house, they can completely introduce them to their mother as neighbors.

For this reason, Zhang Yu specially arranged the identities for everyone. Huang Lai, Hei Zi, and Lan Bo are the three brothers who immigrated from Neon who live in the opposite door. The owner of Ximen, the owner of Yecheng, and Lu Xiaofeng are a trio of bachelors. We bought a house together, the Weasley brothers are exchange students from the UK, and Bruce is a technician hired by a certain company in this city. As for Tony...Unfortunately, Zhang Jing often watches movies, so I am afraid he will recognize him. Tony's face, he had to pretend to be Robert Downey Jr....

Tony was very unhappy about this, "What? Donny? Why? Why is my name Donny? Even if it's a parallel world, there's no need to change my name, right?"

"What do you know!" Zhang Yu bluffed, "There is a world where you have the same name as Black Widow, Natasha Stark, and married Captain America!"

Tony: "... what?!"

"I still firmly believe that there is a superman in the world who married Batman..." Zhang Yu muttered.

Tony: "Batman? Who is also a superhero? Why haven't I heard of..."

"Don't ask so many questions, okay, if he comes here one day, you will know him, anyway, you are Robert now!" Zhang Yu patted him on the shoulder, "It's a movie star who came here for vacation, rented a building The house you went to, so you got to know me, understand?"

"Gotit." Tony snapped his fingers, "Also, tell me what happened to Natasha Stark after you're done."

Zhang Yu: "..."

At this time, Zhang Yu’s injury has not healed yet, but Zhang Yu is able to get out of bed and walk after being rejuvenated by the master of Ximen. Let's order takeaway for you..."

The Weasley brothers hugged the curtain first and said, "We won't go!"

"I want to see my mother..." Lan Bo probably didn't understand the situation at all, and just yelled at himself.

Even Lu Xiaofeng said: "We really want to get to know Auntie, Brother Zhang, don't be so timid, you are such an old man."

Tony also spread his hands and said, "I'm a little suspicious of your mental age."

"..." Go to hell, you guys, Zhang Yu really wants to drive them away now...it is necessary...

"Crotch crotch party! Crotch crotch party!" Beethoven's Fifth Symphony suddenly sounded, startling everyone.

"Don't panic! Don't panic..." Zhang Yu took out his phone, "It's my mother calling."

"..." Bruce, "Although I'm not that kind of doctor, it's obvious that you're mentally unhealthy..."

"fcukoff," Zhang Yu spouted casually, and pressed the switch, "Hello, Mom?"

On the phone, Zhang Jing: "I'll be there in five minutes."

Zhang Yu: "5 minutes?!"

Zhang Jing: "Why, didn't I tell you to arrive today?"

"No, no..." Zhang Yu: "Ah, that, didn't I tell you that I changed a building? Then... a lot of neighbors came today, and I'm chasing them away..."

Zhang Jing: "..."

Zhang Yu: "I'll try to drive them away within 5 minutes..."

Everyone: "..."

Zhang Jing: "A distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. What's the matter if you drive away the neighbors? Did your mother drive away the neighbors when she came?"

Zhang Yu: "Uh... no, it's just that my neighbors are a little..."

Zhang Jing's voice became cold, "Are they all dubious people?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Or how can I say they are mother and son...

Zhang Jing snorted, "Let's wait for me to see how nonsensical it is." After finishing speaking, she hung up the phone.

Zhang Yu: "... OTZ."

Bruce: "Why did he kneel down?"

Tony: "Jarvis?"

Jarvis's voice suddenly sounded in the home stereo: "Sir, this is the Internet language in China, because OTZ is similar to the movements that Mr. Zhang Yu is making to express an emotion. According to the current situation, Mr. Zhang Yu's OTZ It can be understood as: crazy, depressed and other emotions.”

"... Oh damn, when will you... sound... Never mind," Zhang Yu got up, "...Thank you, Jarvis."

Jarvis: "You're welcome, Mr. Zhang Yu, but Mr. Ximen, Mr. Ye and Mr. Lu don't seem to understand English. Do you need me to switch to Chinese and explain again?"

Zhang Yu said depressedly: "No need!"

After a pause, Zhang Yu said to Tony again: "I won't be walking below in the future, and Jarvis's voice suddenly came to mind on the community radio: 'Mr. Zhang Yu, please go home quickly, Lanbo pissed his pants. Is this the case??"

Tony laughed twice, "I don't guarantee that this won't happen."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu said to Jarvis: "Jarvis, please, in case you really enter the community broadcasting, just use your mobile phone to find me when you encounter such a thing."

Jarvis: "Okay sir, if you have your cell phone with you at all times."

Zhang Yu: "... OTZ"

After being molested by the AI ​​housekeeper until he was speechless, the doorbell rang for Zhang Jing's arrival.

Obviously, it is useless to be afraid at this time.

At this moment, Beethoven's Fifth Symphony seemed to ring in Zhang Yu's ears again, and at the same time he always felt that something was wrong... But it was too late, he had already patted his face a little rosy, opened the door, Zhang Jing's figure appeared outside the door.

"Son." Zhang Jing stepped in neatly dragging the box, first gave Zhang Yu a hug, then looked around, scanning everyone's faces, "Hi, I'm Zhang Yu's mother." After a pause, I found that there were several foreigners present, so I said it again in English.

Zhang Yu smiled dryly, and took the suitcase in Zhang Jing's hand, "Mom, is it hot outside, I'll pour water for you, these are our new neighbors in this building, let me introduce you..."

Pulling Zhang Jing's suitcase just took a step, and almost fell down. Zhang Jing's suitcase is too heavy, and he has not recovered from his serious injury, so he is really powerless.Tony stood close, and helped him without leaving any traces, "You introduce to your mother first, I'll go pack the luggage, and Heizi pours water."

Zhang Yu glanced at him gratefully.

Zhang Jing didn't seem to sense anything was wrong, she stared at Tony's back for two seconds, "Is he..."

"That's right, he is Robert Downey Jr. He came to China for vacation and just rented a room upstairs from us." Zhang Yu said quickly.

Zhang Jing: "Huh?" Zhang Yu: "??" Zhang Jing: "I just want to ask if he is an American. So he is Robert Downey Jr.? The one playing the Avengers? No wonder it looks familiar... Tsk tsk , I can't always tell the difference between these crooked nuts, they all look the same." Zhang Jing watched movies but didn't follow stars, let alone foreign stars, so she didn't say much.

"..." And Zhang Yu almost didn't cry, what is asking for trouble, that's it.

At this time, Lan Bo rushed over and hugged Zhang Yu's leg drooling, "Master Lan Bo wants to eat candy!"

Zhang Yu reflexively kicked him away: "Eat, eat, eat you..." Halfway through the scolding, he felt something was wrong, "..."

Zhang Jing: "?!"

"Ahem, Lanbo sauce, doesn't it hurt? Why didn't you hold on tightly, and flew out." Zhang Yu smiled dryly, "I wanted to shake it to play, come on, hug." Zhang Yu rubbed Lanbo into it. In his arms, he calmly stopped him from crying, "Then let's start with the Lanbo family, Mom, these are the three brothers who immigrated from Japan, Kuroko, Kise and Lanbo, their parents are busy with work and often don't see each other. go home."

Heizi and Kise bowed very politely, and said in fairly fluent Chinese: "It's the first time we meet, please take care of me."

"Oh... hello, you speak Chinese well." Zhang Jing pointed, "Let me see, Huang Lai, Hei Zi, and Lan Bo?"

"Eh?" Zhang Yu hurriedly said, "No, this is Hei Zi, and that is Lan Bo."

Zhang Jing: "Oh, sorry, I thought it was named after the color."

Zhang Yu: "..."

His mother didn't say that he really didn't expect this... Lanbo's hair is black, and Heizi's hair is blue, no wonder his mother admits it wrong...

Zhang Jing leaned close to Zhang Yu's ear and whispered, "Kill Matt?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Jing groaned, "Tsk, I heard it's popular in Japan. They don't have other hobbies, do they? If you are dragged to drill holes in your body, you are not allowed to agree. If you dare, I will beat you to death."

Zhang Yu knelt down, "No... I'll introduce you to others. Here, Zhang Dalong, Li Ertie, and Wang Sanpang are good friends, so they bought the house together."

Ximen Chuuxue, Ye Gucheng and Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng thought: What? ! !You didn't agree to give us these three names in advance! !

But he quickly realized, "I'm Zhang Dalong, hello Auntie, just call me Dalong."

Zhang Jing looked at Lu Xiaofeng whose name didn't quite match, "Ah, hello..."

Followed by Ye Gucheng, quietly snatched away the second name, "Auntie, I am Li Ertie."

Zhang Jing looked at Ye Gucheng whose name didn't match her name, "Second Tie, hello..."

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Zhang Jing looked at Ximen Chuuxue, whose name did not match Super Invincible at all, and was also a little amused: "Haha, so you are Wang Sanpang? I will call you Sanpang."

Ximen Chuuxue was silent for three seconds, "...Auntie."

Zhang Jing whispered in Zhang Yu's ear in a bit of perplexity, "Why is this name..."

"In the same village, they have known each other since their grandfather's generation, so the name was discussed together." Zhang Yu said nonsense.

Zhang Jing: "Huh? What do they do?"

Zhang Yu: "... Internet writer."

Zhang Jing glanced at the three, and said with emotion: "Hey, it's no wonder that San Pang and Er Tie seem to be a little autistic, and their faces are not very good. Is it because the [-] daily changes have ruined their bodies?"

Zhang Yu: "...Mom!"

Zhang Jing glared at him: "Don't act like a baby when you're old, I can't do it!"

"...Don't dare." Zhang Yu cried and led Zhang Jing away, "This, this is Bruce, who was poached to work here and arrested on our sixth floor."

Bruce took off his glasses, shook hands with Zhang Jing, "Hello."

Zhang Jing's weird face before finally healed up, and he had a brief conversation with Bruce, and said to Bruce very happily: "I saw Bruce, he is the kind of good man with a successful career and a good temper." , nothing more to teach our family Zhang Yu."

Zhang Yu said blankly, "Well, Bruce has the best temper."

Bruce: "..."

"This pair... are exchange students from X Middle School, George and Fred." Zhang Yu pulled the Weasley brothers over.

George and Fred greeted Zhang Jing with one voice, and exaggeratedly took her hand and kissed her.

"You guys look familiar." Zhang Jing said with a smile.

Zhang Yu hurriedly changed the topic, "The last one is... Donny, haha, I just met."

Zhang Jing held Tony's hand, "Hello, the Avengers is very good, I like it very much, can you tell me the autograph of Captain America?"

Tony: "No problem, do you want a card? I know a guy who collects Captain America's cards."

Zhang Jing smiled and said, "Then there's no need, I'm not a child."

"I also think it's quite naive." Tony said without blinking, "Let me tell you, you really don't look like the mother of such a big child. Like siblings, can I call you jing?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

How did I tell you!Don't fuck my mother!

But Zhang Jing obviously didn't realize it at all, and instead said amusedly: "Octopus? Zhang Yu, is this your new English name? Octopus? It's a good thing you didn't take your father's last name."

Tony: "How do you say that?"

Zhang Jing completely ignored Zhang Yu's hint, and said, "His father's surname is Jin, and the Chinese homonym translated into English is goldfish."

The English-speaking people at the scene let out another burst of good-natured laughter...

Zhang Yu: "..."

Mom, what a mom!

Zhang Yu twitched the corner of his mouth, "Everyone, we're done getting to know each other, it's time to go back to our respective homes..."

Zhang Jing taught a lesson: "Staying at home all day, you have a bad temper, you just don't like interacting with real people so much, if you can take the initiative to go out to play with your friends, it will be a meteorite that can hit our living room coming!"

As Zhang Jing's voice fell to the ground, there was a long-lost impact sound, but because of the change of house, this time it didn't come from the balcony, it came directly from the window of the living room. A large living person smashed the glass at high speed and fell into the living room. Gulu Gulu rolled to Zhang Jing's feet.

Zhang Jing: "..."

Everyone: "..."