[Comprehensive] sense of violation

When Zhang Yu said that, Dumbledore's face changed even though his beard couldn't hide it, "...No way!"

"Nothing is wrong," Zhang Yu shook his finger, "Flight class, do you think there is a more suitable teaching assistant than me, and I can also work part-time in campus security, don't you really think about it?" He also gestured with his eyes Take a look at your battle armor. To be honest, in Hogwarts and even the wizarding world, no one should be able to surpass him in terms of flying, even though he doesn't use a broom...

The previous sentence was nothing more than that, but Dumbledore's heart was moved by the latter sentence, "This..."

Zhang Yu's eyes wandered, as if he was looking somewhere, "I know that this course on the protection of magical creatures has welcomed Mr. Hagrid as a professor. Do you think he is qualified for this position?"

"Of course, Hagrid is a perfect fit," said Dumbledore.

Zhang Yu said with a smile: "Believe me, there will be more dangerous things than Hagrid's pets coming to Hogwarts in the future. Wouldn't it be nice if I, an idler, can help you keep an eye on them?" He knew this was Hagrid. At the beginning of Lippert's third year, dementors will come to Hogwarts. These cold creatures don't know how to distinguish people.

Dumbledore: "..."

Zhang Yu: "As a teaching assistant for flying lessons, or as a teaching assistant for protecting magical creatures, I will never make trouble~"

"..." Dumbledore held his forehead for a long time, and sighed heavily, "Okay, Flying."

"Oh yeah!" Zhang Yu hugged his battle armor and kissed, "Come on, Octopus!"

Dumbledore's expression froze for a moment, "Octepas?"

Zhang Yu: "Ah, in English it means Octopus."

Dumbledore, who has studied Chinese for a while: "..."

Successfully forcing Dumbledore to agree to be the teaching assistant, Zhang Yu was extremely frightened, and the school was about to start, and he didn't go out to wander around anymore. Dumbledore didn't have so much time to go out with him, and he was afraid that he would meet Marl again when he went out. People from the Fu family are no fun, there are only a few places to go, and it's the beginning of school, who knows if they will meet again.

So Zhang Yu decided to stay in the room before school started, playing with Dumbledore's bird when he had nothing to do, and often enthusiastically asked Dumbledore to walk the bird.

Dumbledore sternly refused, "I don't think Fox likes you."

"I like it," Zhang Yu licked his lips, "I like small animals the most, and it's nothing to keep birds for a walk."

Dumbledore still insisted: "If you can get Fox's consent, you can walk him."

"Hey, I heard that Phoenix is ​​quite human. Dear Fox, can I invite you to play in the sky together? I fly pretty fast." Zhang Yu said quietly.

Fox: "..."

Zhang Yu: "And my hair color is quite similar to yours. I think we still have a common language."

Fox tilted his head and ran along his hair, showing a gesture of disdain.

"I'm serious..." Zhang Yu put on his battle armor, swan dance took off, and plunged into the sky from the open window at an astonishingly fast speed.

Fox let out a cry, flapped his wings, and flew out.

Dumbledore took a few steps to the window, looked at the chasing man and bird in the sky, couldn't help it, and sighed, "This Octopus...he really can't make him too proud."

In the blink of an eye, it was the day of school.

Before the students arrived, Zhang Yu first got to know the professors. It should be said that most of the professors did not agree with this new teaching assistant who looked foolish and even a Muggle while holding Fox, and Professor Snape was even more merciless. Dumbledore sprayed the venom together.

His future colleague, Mrs. Hooch, the flying course professor, also felt very unnecessary that she was about to have a teaching assistant who didn't even have her own broom!

Professor Snape said coldly, "Maybe he can let Fawkes catch him and fly."

Zhang Yu replied lazily: "I tried, Fox can't catch me." And my battle armor.

Dumbledore waved his hand, "Zhang has his own strength, you will see, and he is not a pure Muggle, it should be said that he is a special wizard from the East, and he is also very knowledgeable about space, maybe someday he will I can show you." Principal Deng's words were very cunning, with nine truths and one falsehood.

Zhang Yu winked at Snape, "I also know a little about medicine. Chinese herbal medicine has a wide range of applications, including beauty and hairdressing."

Snape snorted coldly, his face sullen.

"Zhang... that's enough," Dumbledore warned him, "you said you would be friendly."

"I know, I know, I'll take Fox out to play." Zhang Yu has recently studied the flight function of the armor quite thoroughly due to frequent practice, and found that the armor given by Tony is really convenient "Muggle" "Usable, and very coquettish, suitable for pretending to be aggressive-very in line with Tony's character.

He opened the window casually, looked down, threw his suitcase down, and then jumped with Fox in his arms, "It's up to you, Fox! Go!"

"Ahhhh—" Zhang Yu's yell came from outside the window.

The professors and the principal in the castle looked at each other and rushed to the window together.

At this moment, a phoenix spread its wings and swept up from below, flashed through the window, and rushed to the sky!

Immediately after that was a man in a golden-red steel suit, chasing the phoenix while flying and turning around 360 degrees, leaving white, spinning flight traces!

Professors: "..."

Zhang Yu waved at them in the air, "I'll be back later—"

On such a night, it was too late for the dinner party to start, the sky was dark, and it was raining heavily.

"Oh..." Zhang Yu counted the time and whistled at Fox, "Fox, it's time to go back!"

He flew towards the castle, saw a string of carriages, glanced at it and flew directly to the hall, took off his armor, pushed the door open with a little force, and poked his head in.

At this moment, many people looked at this side and discussed in low voices.

Dumbledore was standing on the top talking, he was both troubled and relieved when he saw him, "Zhang, come on, I'm thinking why you haven't come, if you don't come, I won't be able to introduce you to my classmates today. "

Zhang Yu came in with Fox in his hand, walked to the stage with a smile, and waved to the students in embarrassment.

Unsurprisingly, he saw Draco on the long Slytherin table. The kid's face was flushed, and he was so excited that he almost stood up, "You! You!"

Zhang Yu intentionally made a face at him, walked to Dumbledore's side, threw Fox away, it circled over the hall for a week, and flew away.

Dumbledore coughed and whispered, "You are too rude for coming so late."

Zhang Yu had no shame on his face, "I went to help you walk the bird."

"..." Dumbledore glared at him, "Okay, let me introduce the third new faculty member, this gentleman from the east will serve as your teaching assistant for flying lessons, his name is Okpa Tess Zhang."

Zhang Yu: "...?!!"

WTF? !When did he call Okpatus Zhang!

The students below also whispered to each other.

"Octopus? Why would someone call it an octopus?"

"It feels a little sticky..."

"very strange!"

"Because you're a foreigner?"

"Which country would name octopus!"

……

"..." Damn it, I was tricked by Principal Deng!Zhang Yu glanced at Dumbledore angrily, and Dumbledore winked at him under the half-moon glasses - I said that I can't always make you proud.

Draco scolded something in a slightly louder voice below, "...the insidious Orientals! They actually sneaked into...write to my father..."

"Say hello to your father and his hairline for me, Mr. Malfoy!" Zhang Yu yelled at Draco, then straightened his clothes and said, "Hello everyone, I will be your teaching assistant for flying lessons from now on, but trust me, The knowledge of this course is still taught by Mrs. Hooch, unless you fall from the sky, I will not contact you."

Draco looked at him mockingly, and said to the people next to him, "Is this here to make a living?"

"Shut up when the elder is talking," Zhang Yu looked at him, "A child like you is in our east, and I can punish you to eat a catty of pomade right now."

Everyone roared with laughter, Gryffindor laughing especially loudly.

Draco's face turned red with anger.

Zhang Yu grinned, "Just kidding, I won't punish you for eating pomade. But in fact, what you said is not quite right. I am not here to make a living. Although I am only responsible for picking you up in the flight class, it's really annoying. The melon studies class will add a course on the dissection of live Muggles this year, and I am the volunteer..."

"!!!"

The hall roared like a frying pan.

"What did he just say?!"

Hermione can also be heard screeching, "No way! We don't have that class content!"

"It's terrible, I don't believe it!"

"...blablabla"

"Quiet!!" Zhang Yu slapped the table frantically, with a ferocious face: "I'm just joking!!!"

Everyone: "..."

Zhang Yu breathed out, "A sense of humor is very important, ladies and gentlemen, in fact, I will also be responsible for patrolling the campus security on a part-time basis, the principal—"

"That's right," Dumbledore said, "This is what I want to inform everyone. A group of dementors from Azkaban will enter Hogwarts until we catch Sirius Black. Dementors They will be stationed at each entrance, but they will not interfere with our normal teaching. I also want to remind everyone that dementors can't distinguish their prey from those who hinder them, so don't provoke them..."

"It doesn't matter if you provoke me, I'll fly to rescue you if you shout Okpatus three times." Zhang Yu interjected.

Everyone roared with laughter.

Dumbledore: "...Please don't incite the students to provoke such a vicious creature, let me say, you are too immature."

Zhang Yu nodded, "Sorry, I apologize, please don't provoke dementors, believe me, dementors' kisses don't taste good."