Revenge of Rebirth

Bai Xiaobao turned one year old today. He woke up early in the morning. Lin Ye carried him off the bed and helped him get dressed.

This weekend, Lin Ye, who is already in the first grade of junior high school, has no class, and Lin Ye is at home until the weekend, so Bai Xiaobao clings to him and sleeps with Lin Ye.

To some extent, this is also convenient for Bai Mu, and he has received strong support from Bai Mu.

***

The first time Bai Xiaobao uttered the syllable 'papa' was when he was four and a half months old. At that time, Bai Mu had just finished changing his diaper and stood him up.Without any warning, Bai Xiaobao kissed Bai Mu's neck with a 'slap'.

"papa." Not very clear.

At that time, Second Young Master Bai was stunned for a second before realizing what his son was calling, and he stood up Bai Xiaobao.He felt that the diapers he had washed for several months were worth the fucking value at this moment, did he come back?My heart is roaring!

"Scream again! Come on, my son!" Second Young Master Bai turned into a terrifying son...

"Hey, hey..." Then Bai Xiaobao, who was concentrating on drooling...

Therefore, the two fathers have been harmoniously not on the same frequency.

***

Lin Ye helped Bai Xiaobao get dressed, soaked the milk in the kitchen, and stuffed the pacifier into Bai Xiaobao's mouth.

Since last month, Lin Ye shared a room with Bai Xiaobao every weekend. There is a reason for this.

Previously, Bai Xiaobao had been sharing a room with his two fathers. One morning last month, Bai Mu picked Bai Xiaobao up from the bed, but Bai Xiaobao slapped him in the face.

"Snapped."

Bai Mu was stunned, "Why are you beating someone?" Before he started to educate, Bai Xiaobao burst into tears.

Bai Mu felt strange. You must know that Bai Xiaobao was able to express himself clearly when he was eight months old. His precious son was very smart, and he was also in pain in front of the baby. This Bai Xiaobao beat him like this. When he touches it, it's like scratching an itch.This pitiful crying look, he didn't say anything to blame, but Bai Ershao softly asked: "What's the matter, dear son, why are you crying?"

After such a fuss, Su Jinyu, who was still sore at first, also got up from the bed, because today is the weekend, last night Bai Mu was very beastly, and his energy was particularly high. He tossed him repeatedly until midnight, and he still hasn't recovered yet.

Su Jinyu took Su Xiaobao over from Bai Mu's arms. The husband and wife were educating the children, one singing the red face and the other singing the bad face. The one who sang the bad face was naturally Jin Yu. He looked at the eyelashes still hanging Bai Xiaobao, who was in tears, asked without sympathy: "Why did you cry so early in the morning, did you pee your pants?"

I reached out and touched it, and it was dry, but it didn't seem to be.

Bai Xiaobao still felt wronged, "Mom, Dad hit you."

speak inarticulately.

Su Jinyu and Bai Mu looked at each other, neither of them quite understood what Bai Xiaobao wanted to express.When the rest of the children were just able to call people, Bai Xiaobao was already able to express his wishes in relatively short sentences.

Su Jinyu pulled a piece of facial tissue and wiped away Bai Xiaobao's crying tears and snot, "Father didn't hit me, and, didn't he tell you? I'm not a mother, so you can't call me mother next time."

Bai Xiaobao became a little blurred in an instant. The drawing his grandma bought for him said that every child has a father and a mother. They are beautiful and the one who looks gentle is the mother. Although Su Jinyu is not very gentle, she is not the one on the picture. Long hair, but he will not treat Bai Mu as his mother.

"I saw Dad pressing Mom, you guys were fighting!" Bai Xiaobao continued.He clearly saw it last night, and then he fell asleep in a daze.

The two finally understood what Bai Xiaobao said... Is this a child who is only 11 months old?Don't people only call mom and dad when they are eleven months old?this

A ghost spirit, could it be that he is really cheating, like a little monster.

Su Jinyu and Bai Mu are already used to it. Anyway, Bai Xiaobao can't use common sense to speculate. The average child will only crawl at six months. When Bai Xiaobao reached three and a half months, he was already crawling very fast. Put him on the floor It climbed up and disappeared after a while, it was like ADHD, and it was bigger than the average child.

As a last resort, Bai Mu has already spread carpets in the house, where Bai Xiaobao can touch, and let his son spread his feet to crawl freely...

The painstaking efforts of being a parent...especially having an extraordinary son...

The couple should start thinking about children now, Bai Xiaobao is a clever ghost.

Bai Mu finally exploded when Su Jinyu didn't allow him to touch him for a week.

He decided... to discuss it with his precious son and make up his mind. He hugged Bai Xiaobao on his lap, "Baby, when Dad beats Mommy's back in the future, you can pretend that you don't know, okay?"

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Bai Mu thought for a while, and began to engage in evil deeds to deceive children, "Look, how hard it is for mom to make money outside, if I don't help him beat his back and let him have a good rest, he won't be able to make money, can't make money , you will have no milk to drink."

Bai Xiaobao half-understood the previous words, but he understood the last sentence, which means he grasped the point!If Dad doesn't beat Mom's back, it means he has no milk to drink!

terrible!

Seeing Bai Xiaobao's expression as if being struck by lightning, Bai Mu knew that his words had worked, and then coaxed: "So, when Dad beats Mom's back, you have to pretend not to see, because Mom will be shy."

Bai Xiaobao nodded half understanding, "I see."

"Good boy!" Someone who didn't feel any guilt at all.

At night, Bai Mu leaned close to Su Jinyu's neck, Su Jinyu pushed him away, "Your son is watching."

Bai Mu said confidently, "No, our son will forgive us." Turning his head, he said to Bai Xiaobao who was sleeping on the small bed next to him, "Son, what is Dad going to do at night?"

"Dad needs to beat mom's back, and then mom will have the strength to earn money to buy me a drink, and I'll go to bed." This idea is quite clear, not at all like a child who is almost one year old.

Bai Mu said triumphantly, "It's okay now." He turned off the light and covered himself with a quilt.

"I have to make up for it today."

"Bai Mu, take it easy... ah..." Su Jinyu closed her lips tightly and stopped making any sound, as the impact behind her gradually became heavier.

For a beautiful and harmonious night life, Bai Mu let Bai Xiaobao sleep with Lin Ye on weekends, so as to cultivate the relationship between the two of them.

And he can also let go of the action and watch an action movie...

***

Just as Lin Ye helped Bai Xiaobao get dressed, Bai Xiaobao ran out with the bottle in his arms. Lin Ye and Su Jinyu were already in the living room.Bai Xiaobao ran up to Su Jinyu, "Mom, are we going to grandma's house today?"

Su Jinyu raised her forehead and explained for the one hundred and one first time: "I said, I'm not your mother, you can't call me mother in the future, especially today, if you call me mother, I will ignore you."

Bai Xiaobao didn't take it seriously, ran up to Bai Mu again, and stretched out one hand to hug him. Bai Mu picked him up, "Baby son, let's go to grandma's house later, you are one year old today, you are a You are a little man, you should be obedient and obedient in the future, you know?"

"understood."

One-year-old macho...

"What are we doing at Grandma's house?"

"Go catch Zhou."

"What is Zhou Zhou?"

"Just put something in front of you, and take whatever you like."

Bai Xiaobao seemed to understand but half understood, "Is there a lot to eat?"

Bai Mu shook his head, "Baby, you can't think about eating anytime and anywhere, you will become a little fat man."

Su Jinyu looked at the father and son who were chatting, and interrupted, "Okay, hurry up, let's go after breakfast, there are still a group of people waiting for us over there."

Lin Ye took Bai Xiaobao from Bai Mu's hand, and took Bai Xiaobao to the bathroom to wash up.

When the family arrived at Bai's house, Mrs. Bai and Commander Bai were already waiting there. As soon as Bai Xiaobao saw the two old people, he ran over and called, "Grandpa and grandma."

Commander Bai picked up Bai Xiaobao who was rushing over from the ground, "Xiaobao, with such strong legs and running so fast, he is not afraid of falling. Letting Grandpa hug him makes him feel a lot heavier."

Before Bai Ling could finish his sentence, he saw Shen Qing and Su Yefan walking in from outside.

Today, Bai Xiaobao is one year old, and everyone is here.

Bai Xiaobao turned around, saw the two people coming in, and called again, "Grandma, grandpa." Looking at the thing in Shen Qing's hand, he rolled his eyes, thinking that it might be a toy, but he was too embarrassed to ask .

Su Jinyu was well aware of his son's ghostly thoughts. He took what was in his mother's hand and shook it, not lightly. It seemed to be a toy like a model.That's good too, it's strong and durable, otherwise it would fall apart after being tossed by Bai Xiaobao for two days.

He turned his head and said to Bai Xiaobao, "Don't worry about it, this is all yours, go back and play again, be honest with me now."

Bai Xiaobao pursed his lips, turned his head to look for Lin Ye again, finally saw the person, and felt relieved.

Aunt Chen prepared all the things for catching Zhou, and put them on the table in a row. There were books, pens and inks, seals, abacus, money, chicken legs, straw, swords, receivers, etc., each of which represented different meanings.

"Wait." Commander Bai put an unloaded gun on the table. "Okay, now we can see what career our little treasure will do in the future."

Madam Bai put Bai Xiaobao down, pointed to the table and said, "See, there are everything on the table, pick one you like the most and bring it back."

Bai Xiaobao nodded.

Su Jinyu and Bai Mu looked at each other, and they didn't know what Bai Xiaobao would bring back. According to his personality that loves to eat, it was right to take chicken legs, but chicken legs are not in Bai Xiaobao's food range. If the chicken legs on the table today are replaced by If it becomes milk, there will be no suspense in today's grasping week.

Bai Xiaobao walked to the front of the table, looked at everything, and even reached out to touch it, picking up this one, and then another, a group of people were all nervous by him.

Finally, Bai Xiaobao fixed his eyes on the gun in the corner, this thing was really new, he had never seen it before.

He held the gun in his hand. The gun was a real gun. Even if the bullet stock was removed, it was still very heavy. He almost couldn't take it away. Holding the gun in his arms with both hands, he shouted loudly, "Brother, brother."

This brother is naturally called Lin Ye.

Lin Ye was stunned, walked over, squatted down, and looked at Bai Xiaobao, "What's wrong?"

With great effort, Bai Xiaobao stuffed the gun into Lin Ye's arms, "Brother, this is for you."

He breathed a sigh of relief, all because he couldn't hold it any longer, and here, he can act like a baby with his brother casually.

Lin Ye picked up the gun, "Why do you give me your things."

"Because I like brother." The nonsense, it's all because he thinks it's too heavy and wants someone to help him, and he doesn't want to get the iron bump back.

After Bai Xiaobao finished speaking, he ignored Lin Ye who stayed where he was, and ran back to Bai Mu's side, and said a very constructive sentence, "Dad, I'm hungry."

A group of people are completely stuck, which is really a busy week.

Therefore, Bai Xiaobao chose the gun in the end, and then he gave the gun to Lin Ye without hesitation...

The fate of two people may be intertwined and inseparable from this moment.