[Plane] Cleaner

"Secret?" Song Chen said, "I'm really not curious about so-called secrets."

"You must help me." Qi Yuyao pounced on Song Chen and started the tenderness strategy, "I'm fucking insane in this broken place. Sometimes I want to make trouble, and I don't even have a consolation object. Carve out your chastity, and you are afraid that you will be accidentally raped by a woman. What if you become pregnant? Huh huh, not as strong as a woman, not as tall as a woman, and you have to give birth to a woman, and you don’t want to marry A woman bears her child, dear?"

Song Chen nodded honestly: "I don't want to."

"That is to say, look, when we stay in the palace, we have to kneel down to others at every turn. If we want to masturbate, we don't have a hand. We can't find women, let alone men, so let's go out quickly, out of the palace. , just do whatever you want.”

Song Chen pushed Qi Yuyao away and said, "I look like this, I look ugly to them, I don't have to worry about my virginity."

Qi Yuyao raised his index finger and shook it: "That's not necessarily the case."

"How to say."

"The queen of this country, like you and me, is also a time traveler. She really likes a sunny and strong man like you." Qi Yuyao looked at his thin arms and legs, and then at Song Chen's golden I was quite uncomfortable with my figure, and even the words I said were a little sour, "Besides, after you were spotted by the empress, you had to give birth to her, and you gave birth to four! Hahahahahahaha!"

Qi Yuyao bent down and smiled softly, his tears were about to burst into tears. After all, he only needed to think about Song Chen, a big, expressionless man with a big belly, and said weakly on the bed, Queen, I can't do it anymore, I won't give birth , I will never give birth again, it hurts so much, and then the imperial doctor next to me kept telling the emperor to use his strength, and seeing the scene where the child's head was cut off, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Song Chen's face darkened: "Didn't you say that you must do what the book says? If you escape, wouldn't you be electrocuted?"

Qi Yuyao stopped laughing, and touched his chin: "I'm thinking, as long as there is a person named Qi Yuyao who follows the script, there should be no problem, because at that time, I will be Du Yuan. "

"I see."

Qi Yuyao said again: "I think, your ability is so strong, and I am such a weak little man, it is best to leave this matter to you."

Song Chen nodded: "I think so too, but what benefits do I have?"

"What benefits do you want?" Qi Yuyao clutched his chest with a frightened look, "I'm selling my smile but not my body."

"I don't want your body." Song Chen leaned forward slightly, "just masturbate to me."

"Fuck you, faggot!"

It's not too difficult to help Qi Yuyao get away, as long as Song Chen is given a little time, he can handle it, but he can't leave for the time being, and he has to stay until the moment the task is completed.

"Why is Yuyao so lethargic these days?" Wu Yiyi asked worriedly while supporting Qi Yuyao.

Qi Yuyao looked at her innocently: "For some reason, I can't sleep well at night."

Wu Yiyi frowned upon hearing this: "Could it be that she's sick?"

"Yu Yao doesn't know."

Wu Yiyi embraced Qi Yuyao's waist, stretched out her hand and squeezed his cheek: "A few days ago, I got a thousand-year-old ginseng, let someone boil it for you."

Qi Yuyao lowered her head shyly, avoiding Wu Yiyi's claws: "Thank you, Your Majesty."

The two talked for a while, and Wu Yiyi said, "Since Yuyao is tired, let's take a rest, and I will come back another day."

Qi Yuyao was reluctant to let go, seeing Wu Yiyi's considerate actions, he was even more enamored, he stood up and said, "Yuyao sends you off to Your Majesty."

Watching Wu Yiyi go away, Qi Yuyao lay back on the bed. In the middle of the night these few days, he was exhausted from learning martial arts from Song Chen. If it wasn't for preventing himself from being crushed by a woman, he would have given up a long time ago. up.

"If you don't learn martial arts, how do you go out?" Song Chen jumped into the room, lifted the gauze hanging on the bed and got in.

"What are you going to do, pervert!" Qi Yuyao hid all the way away with a terrified look, "Could it be that you finally found out that the emperor is beautiful and beautiful, so you can't help the lonely heart that is ready to move and wants to stretch out evil to me?" hands?"

Song Chen sat down cross-legged, put on a serious cultivation posture, and then asked him: "Have you considered writing novels in the past?"

"No, why do you ask so suddenly?"

"You have such a strong brain power, it's a pity not to write novels."

Qi Yuyao snorted, did not refute Song Chen's words, and followed his example to arrange herself.

Song Chen suddenly remembered something: "How did you find out that I also came here through time travel?"

"It's so simple." Qi Yuyao began to twitch, "Please, please, please, I'll tell you."

Song Chen glanced at him lightly.

Qi Yuyao was speechless, scratching his ears and licking his cheeks: "Why don't you ask, why don't you ask me what to say, I feel uncomfortable when I hold back these words, please ask me quickly, ask me quickly."

Seeing that Song Chen was still silent, Qi Yuyao twisted and moved in front of him: "Oh, let me tell you, because you are so curious, it is actually you who exposed yourself in normal times. The habit is different from the men here, they walk in small steps, you take big steps, and when you meet a woman, you also look directly into her eyes, and when you sit or stand, you don’t keep your legs together, but basically Shoulder-width apart, not twitchy, doesn't look like a person here."

Song Chen listened carefully to what he said, nodded to show that he heard it, and asked, "What did you study before time travel?"

This time Qi Yuyao didn't say you beg me, you beg me, but just poured beans out of the bamboo tube, and said it all at once: "I was an actor before time travel, but unfortunately I didn't look very good, and I was afraid of pain. I can't be an idol. I can't be a powerful actor. Although my acting skills are very good, I haven't taken any big roles, basically they are not very important supporting roles, and sometimes I just play tricks and the like. So I just live here. I'm addicted to acting, hehe, it's very cool to act in front of that Wu Yiyi every day, what do you think of my acting?"

"Stop talking nonsense." Song Chen warned, then closed his eyes and remained silent.

"Not interesting." Qi Yuyao closed his mouth aggrieved.

After receiving the work, Song Chen stood up and got out of bed: "Starting tomorrow, I will teach you martial arts, and you can do the meditation yourself. You can't stop for a day."

Qi Yuyao also lifted the curtain of the bed: "Obviously you are so capable, why don't you go alone."

"You don't have to know that."

"Stingy."

Qi Yuyao made a face at Song Chenyuan's back, sat back on the bed and began to meditate.

Song Chen felt a little helpless when he heard the words scolding him for being a cheapskate behind his back. If it wasn't for the so-called achievement points, how could he take care of these things? The achievement point is only a few hundred points short of the upper limit of [-], and Song Chen desperately wants to complete the task.

There is also that killing world, you can tell where it is by just hearing the name, Song Chen really doesn't want to be thrown into the killing world by the system.