Solstice Secrets

In the end, Zhuang Zhou cooked the meal.

There is no way, Lingdong Zhi can only cook scrambled eggs in addition to the following noodles.Scrambled eggs with chopped green onion, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, scrambled eggs with cucumber, scrambled eggs with bitter gourd... plus a small fried fish.He doesn't know how to cook any of the ingredients in Zhuang Zhou's refrigerator.

Zhuang Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he had to invite the young master who had been kidnapped home with great difficulty to sit in the living room, offering good tea and snacks, and rolled up his sleeves to cook soup by himself.At noon, Uncle Qi sent someone to stew chicken soup at his house. There are also some fresh vegetables. The rice is stewed, the chicken soup is heated up, and the stewed meat sent by Kuan is cut and plated, and two vegetarian dishes are made. One dinner is OK. up.

When Ling Dongzhi sat on the sofa and drank half a cup of tea, Brown Tang, who had been having a temper outside for a long time, sauntered in with his chin raised.Ling Dongzhi looked at it rubbing his feet on the mat at the entrance of the living room, thought it was very funny, and thought that this embarrassing thing was quite hygienic.

Brown Sugar stood at the door of the living room and looked around, and he roughly understood what was going on, with a little surprise in his eyes.As Zhuang Zhou's pet, he knew that Zhuang Zhou could cook, but the problem was that he had never cooked for others, not even his older siblings.And I didn't see him bringing anyone back.Brown Tang rolled his eyes a few times, and suddenly felt that he might... and it was very possible, that he had touched some great truth.

Brown Sugar stood at the door and pondered for a while, then wagged his tail and walked towards the sofa.

Ling Dongzhi glanced at it from above the teacup, pretending that he didn't see anything.

Brown Tang sat down at his feet, grinned in confusion, "Teacher Ling, long time no see."

Ling Dongzhi choked on the tea, and almost spit out a mouthful of tea from his nostrils.This guy is actually willing to condescend and call himself "Teacher Ling"?What stimulated this?

Brown Tang smirked a few times, and flattered Ling Dongzhi's trousers with his claws, "Teacher Ling, have you been in good health recently?"

The midwinter solstice was bitterly cold.He is now certain that this husky must be caused by a mental illness, but he doesn't know whether the illness is congenital or whether it was stimulated by something the day after tomorrow.If Zhuang Zhou found out, he would definitely be willing to send him to be treated, but it's hard to say whether the mental hospital will accept the dog.

Brown Tang pays close attention to Ling Dongzhi's expression, and seeing that he has always had a dull face and no smile, he knows that he has not yet won this person's favor, so he works harder, "I haven't seen you for a few days, Teacher Ling's coat color is even brighter."

Midwinter Solstice, "..."

Brown Tang tried hard to recall the compliments from the dealer's guests, "Oh, I'm also stronger."

Midwinter Solstice, "..."

Brown Tang secretly glanced at Ling Dongzhi's twitching mouth, did he finally smile?

Brown Tang flicked his tail, intending to continue to praise him a few more words, but before he could say "more and more smart and cute", he was kicked aside by Ling Dongzhi who couldn't bear it, "Let your daddy give you this immediately!" Prescribe some medicine! Mental illness should be cured early!"

Brown Sugar rolled on the thick and soft wool carpet, and got up angrily, feeling that this accuser is really ignorant of flattery!He even kicked him with his feet, although he didn't exert much force and the ground was soft, but his dear daddy had never done this since he was a child!

"I don't know good from bad!" Brown Tang raised his face and stared viciously at the man on the sofa with upturned legs, "Don't think that I have to curry favor with you. You accuser!"

Ling Dongzhi squinted at it angrily, "Who begged you to fawn on me? Besides, why are you fawning on me? I'm not your daddy, hey, your daddy cooks in the kitchen. Be nice to me... you Are you full enough?"

"You're just full!" Brown Tang jumped angrily, "Don't think that you can marry into our dealer because you hooked up with my daddy. I won't recognize such a sinister and cunning stepmother like you!"

"You dealer?!" Ling Dongzhi almost laughed, "Who was born to you? I really didn't know that you were also the dealer's blood... Fuck, why is this topic so weird?"

Brown Tang became angry, and lay down on the carpet as if to attack someone, and yelled, "My daddy calls me son, of course it's our banker!"

Ling Dongzhi watched it frizz, rubbed its chin that was cramping from laughing, and comforted it weakly, "Okay, okay, I don't want to be a stepmother to a stupid dog, you can rest assured. Your father I will definitely find you a gentle and beautiful stepmother who will feed you meat and bones every day."

Brown Tang snorted, "It's good that you know, leave quickly after eating. Don't think about happiness that doesn't belong to you."

Ling Dongzhi's chin, which had just been rubbed, cramped again from laughing.At this moment, he also guessed that this silly dog ​​who was kept in the deep boudoir probably didn't have many opportunities to go out. Apart from the simple interaction between the few people in the dealer, the rest of his limited understanding of human society was probably from TV.Watching TV is naturally what other people put on, and it follows what it watches.Ling Dongzhi thinks that the most likely thing is that during the day, the Zhuang brothers go to work and go to school, and then it follows Qibo to watch gossip TV series.Listen to its tone, it's a sinister and cunning stepmother, and it's like wanting happiness that doesn't belong to you... These are all lines from an idol drama at eight o'clock.

Although Brown Tang didn't understand why he was ridiculed by him, but it had always been pampered and had never been so disliked by others, so it became more and more angry, "My daddy already has a girlfriend, Bai Fumei! He wears high heels when he walks! He has breasts and big breasts." Ass! And devil face! Much prettier than you!"

Ling Dongzhi laughed until tears burst out, "Oh, then your daddy is really lucky!"

Seeing his tears, Brown Tang was overjoyed, and finally made the complainant cry, and nodded triumphantly, "Of course I'm lucky. She even gave me a gift, a big bag of beef jerky... Now you finally You know how important I am to my daddy."

Ling Dongzhi leaned on the armrest of the sofa, laughing almost out of strength, "Understood, I really envy dead people."

Brown Tang snorted twice, and gave him a sideways look, "It's useless to be envious. No matter how envious you are of my daddy, he won't let you in." This person tripped him up the first time we met, and it was the most annoying thing. He couldn't let him marry his daddy, otherwise he would really become a sad white snow dog in the future.Not only does he have to work from morning to night, but he will also have his heart gouged out by the hunters he sent.Thinking of the scene where he ran for his life in a panic in the forest, Brown Tang's cold sweat was about to drip down his tongue.

Oh, I forgot to mention that the cartoon "Snow White" was watched in the waiting room of the pet hospital when Qibo took it for an injection a few days ago.

What a sad story.

After rubbing his chin and stomach, Ling Dongzhi complained weakly, "With your dead virtue, who cares about being your stepmother? Damn it. You don't really think of yourself as Cinderella, you have a big face."

Although Brown Tang didn't know what Cinderella was, Ling Dongzhi's tone was still understandable, and he suddenly became angry from embarrassment, as soon as he pressed his paws, he was about to pounce upwards, "I'll bite you to death!"

Ling Dongzhi gloated and booed, "Oh, really? Your daddy is in the kitchen, you really bit me, I will definitely let him take a good look at it. Oh, do you think he will be startled, so it turns out His son can still bite. Maybe he will lock you up in the future, tie a thick iron chain around your neck, and never let you go out again."

"You complainant!" Brown Tang was so angry that he was going crazy, but he couldn't really pounce on the complainant to death, so he could only bark at him angrily.

Ling Dongzhi smiled even more cheerfully.

Zhuang Zhou took the plate and went back to the kitchen silently. He thought he must be dazzled, otherwise why would he think that Ling Dongzhi was arguing with Brown Sugar?

People and dogs...how can they quarrel?

But the scene in the living room just now did not allow him to think otherwise.Ling Dongzhi muttered a few words, Brown Sugar barked twice, and then Ling Dongzhi muttered a few more words...

No matter how you look at it, it looks weird.

Will Lingdong Solstice have any spiritual or psychological problems?

Zhuang Zhou raised his chin and stared at the ceiling above his head for a while, then smiled suddenly and shook his head.