Is this a mermaid?

This is a private group chat tool, which was built by an imperial communication tycoon with a lot of money. The level of secrecy is comparable to that of the military database. No, because the individual is small and compact, this group chat tool is more confidential than the military.

In this gadget that came out in a short period of time, a group of people, chatting high.

[Love Master]: No, the emotional strategy cannot capture the target, and it is recommended to conquer it by force.

[Warrior rushing forward]: The warrior is pregnant with Liujia, and his combat power is solid. Hey, his force cannot be activated. Could it be that he has a child's halo bonus, and the dragon has not fallen yet?

[Master of Love]: The Warrior's request is too much, and the Dragon refuses to accept it

[Warrior rushing forward]: Am I going too far?Am I overdoing it?He has attacked me so many times, no matter what, it's time for me to attack!

[Counselor]: Warriors, don't worry, if the force cannot be activated, we will activate the potion attack.

[Pharmacist]: Well, I have a sad news, that is, there is indeed no potion that makes people lie down voluntarily after taking it. If the current potion is eaten by a dragon, the warrior will only lie down more thoroughly.

[Warrior rushing forward]: This news is really sad. There are so many men and women in the empire who fall in love with each other, and there is such a huge demand. I think you are wasting a lot of money if you don’t study this potion. market.

[Love Master]: Warriors, in fact, the men and women in our country generally attack each other voluntarily

[Warrior rushing forward]: Huh, why didn't our dragon agree to me? I also have legs. He can treat me like a man. I don't mind, I really don't mind. ah!

[Love Master]: The evil dragon should be the top TOP. I feel that even if the warrior is a man, it is not easy to turn over.

[Warrior rushing forward]: Let me tell you a secret. In fact, I am also a top TOP. Now, you all know my pain.

[Counselor]: Dear warrior, the function you requested cannot be activated. When God grants you a lay egg, then you will forever lose the opportunity to activate the top TOP function.

[Warrior rushing forward]: I'm going to get drugged, why are there so many drugs in the TV series that are successful, but you tell me, I can't use drugs?

[Psychological expert]: TV dramas are all about deceiving mermaids. Mermaids can shoot whatever routines they like. As for whether the things they film are scientific or not, that's not within the scope of their requirements.

[Warrior rushing forward]: I also read in the book that people who are hypnotized can do whatever they want, huh?

[Hypnotist]: But the dragon's hypnotic defense is not something that mere mortals can destroy. Our attack power is too low, and it is really impossible to break through the defense.

[Psychological expert]: Warrior, you are reading Xiao Huangwen!Xiao Huangwen is an even more unscientific existence!

[Warrior rushing forward]: Is this the key point?Is this the key point?What we are discussing now is how to conquer the dragon, please don't pay attention to irrelevant things!

[Pharmacist]: Speaking of which, how about getting the dragon drunk?

[Warrior rushing forward]: In a special period, the dragon doesn't drink with me.

[Pharmacist]: Exactly, find a reason to let him drink. If you drink, you don't believe that you can't get drunk!

[Weapon Master]: After getting drunk, I can provide the hardest bracelet to handcuff the dragon!Do whatever you want!

[Pharmacist]: I think so too, unless he has a mouthful of good teeth, he will sit and wait for the flowers to bloom.

[Warrior rushing forward]: Good idea!

[Warrior rushing forward]: But once the dragon feels that he is about to get drunk, he won't continue to drink.

[Counselor]: The evil dragon must have been trained in this area, as well as medicine resistance training. It is very difficult to knock him out.

[Warrior rushing forward]: Could it be that so many of us can't conquer him alone!

[Counselor]: This task level is difficult, difficult, difficult.

[Warrior rushing forward]: Treasure

[Counselor]: But no matter how difficult it is, we can't stop our determination to win. No matter how many mountains and rivers lie ahead, we will eventually move towards success. Victory, victory is waiting for us ahead.

[Pharmacist]: I'll go back and ask if it's possible to develop a medicine that the dragon has no immunity to.

[Love Master]: Forget it, it’s reliable to research and develop potions before getting drunk. Otherwise, we can find some more alcohol with strong stamina and mix them together, so that the evil dragon can make a wrong estimate and get drunk when he thinks he’s not drunk yet. he!

[Pharmacist]: Our family has many for a long time, I will hug them here!

[Counselor]: What kind of wine has never been drunk by the evil dragon. The anti-drunk training is basically flawless. Some people in our family have participated in it. There is also a cheating trick, which is to directly use fire to evaporate all the wine when it is in the throat.

[Psychological expert]: Before I got married, I wanted to get our family drunk to find out whether he likes me the most or another annoying guy, but I drank him for a day and a night!The floor of the house is full of wine bottles, he is not drunk, he is not drunk, I am still wondering, even if he is not drunk, why does he not go to the toilet once under so much water? By!

[Hypnotist]: It seems that drinking alcohol doesn't work.

[Warrior rushing forward]: What should I do if it is swollen?

[Hypnotist]: Speaking of which, I seem to have heard a story before.

[Warrior rushing forward]: We are discussing business, don't talk nonsense.

[Hypnotist]: Do you know Jiuguo?

[Counselor]: What is that?

[Hypnotist]: The story he told me, this fruit tastes like an apple, but once you eat it, you will be drunk within an hour, three days and three nights.

[Warrior rushing forward]: Drooling, three days and three nights, doing whatever he wants, woohoo, it's so cool!

[Warrior rushing forward]: Where is there a wine fruit seller, I will buy a few dozen catties and put it at home!

[Pharmacist]: I really want to know about this, but isn't the wine fruit extinct?

[Warrior rushing forward] You, are, driving, what, what, playing, laughing?

[Pharmacist]: Although this news is sad, I am not joking. The news is true. The last wine fruit tree died ten years ago.

[Warrior rushing forward]: The law of heaven is not fair. If you are full and eat enough to kill others, you can leave me a tree!

[Counselor]: Ten years is not a long time, so we can only see if anyone has collected wine and fruit. Don't worry, warrior, we will go back and ask. You are also looking in the palace yourself, maybe there is Nah.

[Hypnotist]: Take the lead, the products of wine fruit also have this effect, whether it is boiled, whether it is canned or crispy.

[Pharmacist]: I checked the information, and the wine fruit grows in remote places. It is said that there used to be wine fruit trees in the Adventure Alliance. We can go there. The Adventure Alliance offers a reward.

[Warrior rushing forward]: Adventure Alliance?I happen to know someone who has a mercenary team. Sea God bless me to find Jiuguo.

[Warrior rushing forward]: The dragon is back, I escape, wave.

Mingo closed the chat page, put away his light brain and walked towards Werther.

"I'm back." Mingo smiled softly.

Werther looked at Mingo up and down: "It's really rare that you can pay attention to hitting me back when you are playing with your optical brain."

Mingo's back stiffened, and he said with a smile, "It's not very fun to use brain today."

"Oh." Werther pinched Mingo's face and said casually, "Didn't you do something bad behind my back?"

"How could it be?" Mingo said, his palms were wet at that moment, could it be that their chat was discovered by Werther, didn't the chat room agree that the defense level was the highest, and the invasion would destroy itself?

Mingo was full of thoughts, but Werther sat down on the sofa leisurely, picked up a baby casually, and started to tease him.

"Did you listen to what Dad said today?" Werther lifted Xiaoer up.

Xiao Er nodded.

"How did you play with Dad?" Werther asked.

Xiao Er thought for a while: "Dad goes online, I roll."

Mingo was relieved when he was mentioned in the narration, that's right, no matter how smart Xiao Er is, it's impossible for him to know how to read, how could he report his chat records to Werther.

Scaring myself is really scaring myself to death.

Mingo patted his chest and sat beside him.

As a result, Mingo just breathed a sigh of relief, before he could put his mind back completely, he heard Xiao Er say.

"Father, I have my dad's chat records, do you want them? You can exchange them with crepes."

Mingo almost fell off the sofa.

"Where did you get the chat records?" Mingo looked at the innocent Xiao Er in horror.

"After my father ate all the crepes by himself, I think my father should give me this crepe when I got it." Xiao Er said, licking his fingers.

Mingo's face turned green, Xiao Er, my little ancestor, you are only one year old, can you stop being so rebellious, can you not hold grudges like this, I was really wrong!

Mingo snatched the second from Werther's hand.

"Baby, Daddy will give you two boxes of crepes." Mingo smiled flatteringly at Xiao Er.

Xiao Er turned his head to Werther and shouted: "Father, Dad wants to give me two boxes of biscuits, you give me a few boxes, and we can start bidding!"

Mingo stared at Xiao Er with wide eyes, isn't this little guy too clever?

Werther said slowly, "I'm not interested in your father's chat records. You'd better keep it for yourself."

Hearing Werther's answer, Xiaoer immediately opened his watery eyes and looked at Mingo: "Dad, the deal is concluded."

"No." Mingo smiled smugly. Since Werther is not interested anymore, why does he still need chat records? Speaking of which, Mingo doesn't think that Xiao Er can have chat records, so he is probably bluffing people again. .

"Father doesn't want it either, the baby can be kept by himself." Mingo put the second child into Werther's arms, patted the second child on the head, and then hugged the eldest and third child in front of the second child.

"Babies. Daddy will take you to eat crepes." Mingo looked at Xiao Er triumphantly, and asked you to threaten me, hum, I won't take you!

Then he turned around, wagged his tail and walked away arrogantly.

Xiao Er looked at Mingo's back pitifully for a while, and said to Werther, "Father, do you really want it?"

Werther held out a finger: "A box of crepes."

Xiao Er thought about it and reluctantly made the deal.

Hmph, he really has a chat history, copied it to the desktop when Dad went to the bathroom and then deleted it to the trash!

Picking up the optical brain that Mingo forgot to take away, Xiao Er will restore the file and hand it to Werther.

"Father." Xiao Er looked at Werther with longing eyes, "Croissie."

"No problem." Werther patted Xiao Er's head, looking thoughtfully at the obviously only part of the chat record.

Although the records are not comprehensive, Xiao Er also copied the name of the chat room. Perhaps, he should go to the company that developed this software?