Stirring up with the old enemy

Hao Chun scolded Chen Jingming for being stupid, and then asked Chen Jingming which sentence was true. The atmosphere was extremely embarrassing.Even a well-rounded person like Yue Nanhua felt a little embarrassed, but Chen Jingming suddenly laughed.

He raised his face, raised his chin slightly, smiled softly on his pale thin lips, and stared at Hao Chun motionlessly with his lacquered eyes. "I'm willing to do anything for Lord Hou. Lord Hou loves beauty, so naturally I can only force myself to keep this skin intact. After marriage, I can...make you satisfied, Lord Hou!"

Hiss... Hao Chun gasped.

This was not over yet, Chen Jingming approached Hao Chun's red phoenix eyes that he had glued with pigskin glue, and spoke coldly but with a strange affection. "Master Hou, you are used to seeing that I am not superior, and that I have nothing to rely on, but this skin is still passable. If you were me, you say, you dare to gouge out the flesh and bones on this skin ?"

"Hiss...you're crazy!" Hao Chun was tongue-tied, and could only take half a step back with a hoarse voice. "you……"

"Didn't the lower official go crazy a long time ago for Master Hou?" Chen Jingming suddenly raised his face and smiled, his lacquered eyes were full of coldness. "In the tenth year of Yong'an, Lord Hou led people into Fulong Temple. They were frivolous and molested to the officials, and then Lord Hou left as soon as he said he would. It's so fast to leave!"

"That, that's not what..." Hao Chun was forced by him to take another half step back, and unconsciously let go of Chen Jingming's hand, his voice was so hoarse that it was almost embarrassing.

"Then, in front of the Hu Si in Chang'an West City, Lord Hou held the hand of the subordinate and said that he would take the official to eat Laochangji's stewed beef. Then Lord Hou left again, still in a hurry."

"That, that's not someone from the palace..."

Chen Jingming approached half a step closer, stared at Hao Chun's eyes, and smiled again with his lips curled up. "Lao Changji's beef is not delicious. What Master Hou said is never believable."

Hao Chun twitched his thick eyebrows, subconsciously wanting to refute, but Chen Jingming said again: "Oh, there is another thing, I forgot to mention it."

Hao Chun tried his best to open his eyes that were glued together by pigskin glue, and stared at him burningly.

"That day, in the summer of the tenth year of Yong'an, Lord Hou once kissed the official in the Husi Painting Workshop in West City, Chang'an."

Teng, Hao Chun's face was instantly congested.He didn't dare to turn his head back, he didn't even dare to look at how Yue Nanhua and Shishilang were holding back their laughter to watch the fun behind him, he quickly grabbed Chen Jingming's cold hand, grabbed him and was about to run outside the Town God's Temple.

"Let's go, what do you have to say, let's, let's go out and talk!"

Chen Jingming let him lead him, and smiled lightly again. "Then Hou Ye went to the Western Regions. After four or five years, there was no news."

"You really can't blame me that time!" Hao Chun called Qu with a straight voice. "Master is in the Western Regions, it's a war! I didn't mean to ignore you."

"Oh?" Chen Jingming smiled quietly, his eyes swept slightly towards Hao Chun, as if he was satisfied to see his embarrassment blushing. "fight?"

"War!" Hao Chun replied very loudly.

"Will you be fighting day and night?"

"There is a war day and night."

"Okay, so busy that you can't even say a word?" Chen Jingming asked again, his eyelids slightly lifted, and his pale thin lips curled up. "Master Hou, you don't have me in your heart. You have kissed, hugged, and slept, but you still don't have me in your heart."

"W-why did you fall asleep?" Hao Chun was tongue-tied, trying to hold on to his last sentence, trying to jump into the pit. "Master, when did I sleep with you? Why can't I remember?"

Chen Jingming nodded with a cold smile on his lips, and said deliberately: "Well, it's no wonder that you don't remember, Lord Hou, I'm afraid you have slept with too many people."

"...Fart!" Hao Chun finally stopped, staring and shouting strangely: "What do you mean I have slept with too many people? I, I have been..."

Chen Jingming smiled slightly in his lacquered eyes.Seeing that Hao Chun stopped talking suddenly, he retreated again, pretended to sigh, lowered his eyelids, and said: "Yes, Lord Hou, you have only slept with seventeen or eight people so far."

"Fart! Put your mother's stinky fart!" Hao Chun was completely irritated. He threw Chen Jingming away, his thumb turned up, and he pointed his finger at the tip of his nose and shouted aggressively: "Master, I am as clean as jade. Until now , who has lived for 20 years and slept with them, there is not a single one!"

"Pfft, hahahaha!"

"Your Majesty, did you hear it with your own ears?"

"Your Majesty, you have lost again."

A few laughs came from behind Hao Chun and Chen Jingming, followed by the deep voice of Emperor Yong'an Qin Su. "Well, I have bet with you all these years, but I have never won."

Hao Chun turned around in horror.Chen Jingming pursed his lips, and his face became paler by three points.

They entered the Chenghuang Temple three times. They had only stayed in the main hall before. When Hao Chun rushed in, he saw Chen Jingming was injured. The couple Yue Nanhua and Shishilang were still smoking, with a dead face With a dead face, he didn't even pay attention to whether there was anyone behind the temple.Looking at the past now, Emperor Yong'an Qin Su walked around the rear threshold side by side with a man wearing a bamboo hat at some point, and was watching and laughing at them.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty..." Hao Chun was only stunned for a moment, then turned around and rushed in front of Emperor Yong'an, knelt down on one knee, and said loudly: "Chen Pingle Hou Hao Chun, I have seen Your Majesty!"

"Grassman Chen Jingming, I have met His Majesty." Chen Jingming quickly lifted his robe, bowed his head and knelt behind Hao Chun.

Emperor Yong'an Qin Su changed into plain clothes, a black gauze robe with arrow sleeves, and a pair of white jade unicorns hanging around his waist.Emperor Yong'an Qin Su raised his eyelids, glanced at the two kneeling teenagers, and then eagerly took the hand of the man in the bamboo hat next to him, and smiled even more attentively, even a little fawningly. "Look, Qingqing, I have done at least one thing right. It's nothing, I've given you a very good marriage, and the two children are not the same, it's not because of the strong affection."

In today's world, the person who can make Emperor Yong'an let go of his status so flattering is not the second person except Da Sikong Cheng Huaijing.

Hao Chun immediately called again cleverly. "I've seen Da Sikong!"

"The student has met his teacher, is he safe and sound?" Chen Jingming also followed him to salute, with a respectful voice and full of courtesy.

Cheng Huaijing's indifferent voice came from under the bamboo hat. "Your Majesty is wise!"

He ignored Hao Chun or Chen Jingming at all.

Hao Chun was beating a drum in his heart.Emperor Yong'an has always followed Da Sikong's lead, now that Da Sikong is annoyed and ignores them, then Emperor Yong'an will probably be annoyed soon.

"Of course I want to go back to Chang'an!" Hao Chun was in a hurry to show his heart. "It's just that my wife, who has never been here, is injured, and I'm worried about it, so I want to pray for His Majesty's permission. Yunchen will heal his poison first. Once he is cured, I will go back to Chang'an immediately!"

"Oh?" Emperor Yong'an sounded like he was being laughed angrily, his voice was low, and the laughter shook like a chime in front of his broad chest muscles. "Why didn't I know that Hao Chun, you are actually a master of rejuvenation?"

"Your Majesty," Cheng Huaijing under the bamboo hat said calmly, "I think the imperial hospital should be rectified. A talent like Lord Pingle left his pearl in the sea. Isn't it because the imperial physician has neglected his duty?"

"Yes, Qingqing, you are so right!" Emperor Yong'an nodded, flattering without shame. "I turned around and revoked Shi Tai's doctor's order."

The husband and wife of Ying Tianjun and his ministers sang together, and the couple of Da Yueshi next to them also nodded frequently in response to the occasion.

"Well, that's not it!" Yue Nanhua puffed out white smoke with a dry pipe in his mouth. "Chengjia Wulang has always been aware of the details, and bet that Pinglehou is reluctant to part with you, a beginner disciple. Sure enough, he is very reluctant!"

Hao Chun didn't change his face, his heart didn't beat, he smiled and showed two small white canine teeth, looking up at Emperor Yong'an and Cheng Da Sikong. "Your Majesty, just tell him to get rid of the poison first? After he gets rid of the poison, I will go back with you immediately."

"Hehe, you're so courageous, you've even learned how to threaten me!" Emperor Yong'an Qin Su smiled on the spot, with bushy eyebrows and high eyebrows, and a pair of eagle eyes glanced at Chen Jingming, who was kneeling behind Hao Chun's buttocks. "Your Marquis misses you so much, why did you lie to me that if you don't give him a marriage, you will definitely not be able to tie him?"

Hao Chun was taken aback.

Chen Jingming's face suddenly became paler by three points.

Chen Jingming privately asked Cheng Huaijing to ask for a marriage from Emperor Yong'an, and Cheng Huaijing must have told Emperor Yong'an again in his bedside quilt.But Hao Chun didn't know about this!No one has ever told Hao Chun that this marriage was designed.

Now Emperor Yong'an made it clear in front of Hao Chun, Hao Chun... what would this arrogant little prince think of him?

Chen Jingming's face was pale, he wanted to look, but he didn't dare to look at Hao Chun.

Of course Hao Chun was also taken aback, his eyes glued with pigskin glued to Chen Jingming.After pausing for a moment, he suddenly grinned, revealing two small snow-white canine teeth, and smiled. "Hey, Your Majesty is really good at joking!"

Hao Chun turned his face to Emperor Yong'an, playing a rascal with a playful smile.He stood up awkwardly, salivated and rubbed against Emperor Yong'an and Cheng Da Sikong, still screaming. "I and this guy are natural rivals, how can we get better? It's just because he is so pitiful, and he was harmed by the minister. It's emotional and reasonable, and the minister can't just ignore it?"

"Oh? You two don't have a good relationship?" Emperor Yong'an looked at Hao Chun's acting with a half-smile, and said in a low voice, "Then why do you have to care whether he has detoxified the poison first?"

"Hey, this is a strange passer-by, I can't bear it, can't I?" Hao Chun squinted his eyes and smiled sharply. "Your Majesty knows that I have always been a soft-hearted person. Besides, the reason why he was injured was because I left him alone in the Town God's Temple. This matter was originally my fault."

It turned out that it was just for redemption, huh!

Chen Jingming only felt his heart go cold for a moment, his thin lips were pursed lightly, and the upper and lower rows of teeth clicked unconsciously.His whole body was trembling violently, and he clenched his hands desperately, but he couldn't control the chill from the bottom of his heart.

He was so cold that he was almost frozen.

"Just for atonement?" This time Da Sikong Cheng Huaijing answered.Cheng Huaijing was like a worm that got into Chen Jingming's stomach, his words were naturally cold, but his voice was always honey-like, even at this age, it was still as soft and waxy as a teenager's voice. "Ping Lehou, did you say this yourself?"

Hao Chun has always been the most afraid of Cheng Da Sikong.He nodded, thought about it, and then tilted his head and smiled: "Also... it's not just for atonement! After all, he is still the wife of the Houfu in name."

Hao Chun thought that this sentence was a description, but in fact it fell into Chen Jingming's ear, more like a sharp knife stabbed in his heart.

It hurts, it hurts.

Chen Jingming was shaking all over and couldn't complete his words.He opened his thin lips, but in the end he lowered his head and knelt on the ground with his eyelids down, his face pale like a living ghost.

Cheng Huaijing turned sideways slightly, and whispered something to Emperor Yong'an.Emperor Yong'an frowned, a pair of eagle eyes flashed under his thick eyebrows, and then he laughed softly. "Okay, it's up to you."

In the Town God's Temple, the husband and wife of Emperor Yong'an and Da Yuezhi Kingdom are both unborn martial arts masters, Hao Chun dare not show off, and he dare not even prick up his ears.When Cheng Da Sikong and Emperor Yong'an were whispering, he even took the initiative to step back, so he couldn't hear the secret words.

On the other hand, Yue Nanhua who was next to him smiled, spewed out pale white smoke, and said softly: "Cheng Jiawulang is still so cold."

Cheng Huaijing was naturally indifferent to Yue Nanhua's sarcasm, and there was even a slight smile in his voice under the bamboo hat. "Mr. Han is injured, the lord should detoxify him first!"

Cheng Huaijing paused for a moment, and then said: "Not to mention, this poison... is really disgusting."

Poison is just poison, and Gu poison is just a kind of poison. Why does Cheng Da Sikong say disgusting?

Chen Jingming frowned slightly, couldn't help raising his face, and looked at Cheng Huaijing in a daze.

Cheng Huaijing seemed to have finished speaking.The beautiful face under the bamboo hat was covered, only the thin red lips were exposed, which were slightly raised at this moment, like a smile but not a smile.

Sisi Lang next to Yue Nanhua was like a mute, it seemed that as long as Cheng Huaijing was present, he would always be silent.

Chen Jingming had no one to ask, so he really hesitated, raised his eyelids hesitantly, and could only look at Yue Nanhua.

"Pfft, Gu poison, how can you talk about disgusting people." Yue Nanhua slanted his pipe, opened his mouth as expected, first laughed, and the amber cat eyes behind the snow-white happy face looked at it intentionally or unintentionally. He gave Shishiro a look. "This Gu, at most, is that every year when the poison occurs in midsummer, the whole body is numb and itchy. Someone must relieve the internal heat for him. It is said that some people can't bear it. until all the people die."

"Hiss..." Hao Chun couldn't hold it back, and looked at Chen Jingming with a corner of his mouth grinning, and Danfeng's eyes, which were stuck with pigskin glue, tried to widen. "This, Chen Da Yushi...you, you..."

Chen Jingming's expression was more shocking than his, and his lacquered eyes stared at Yue Nanhua like electricity. "The king didn't say what kind of poison it is!"

"Didn't I say it now?" Yue Nanhua laughed shamelessly, puffing out white smoke. "What's the matter, do you think that people from Lu Yang Fan's family will poison you with dignity? There are many secret dramas in southern Xinjiang. If it weren't for the opening of trade in the Western Regions these years, people everywhere would have to go through me. Da Yueshi has passed, the country's lord may not be able to recognize this spring worm."

"What are spring worms?"

Surprisingly, it was Ying Tian who answered Yue Nanhua's behalf. Cheng Huaijing, who was known as the "devil in embroidered clothes" in the court, had always been serious.What was even more surprising was that Cheng Huaijing's two red and thin lips were slightly separated, and he actually said something more explicit than Yue Nanhua before. "This kind of bug only tortures people on the word desire. When it attacks, it can't wait for thirty or even hundreds of times a day and night. When it doesn't attack, it only wants to have sex with people day and night. After being poisoned by this poison, people are basically useless. .”

The more Chen Jingming listened, the paler his face became.

But Cheng Huaijing still had to ask him. "Mr. Han, are you willing to be such a useless person?"

Chen Jingming clenched his fists, still maintained the posture of kneeling on the ground, raised his head, opened his mouth a few times, but felt ashamed to say it.

As a result, Hao Chun spoke for him.

Hao Chun stared at Chen Jingming with a pair of eyes glued together with pigskin glue, staring at Chen Jingming in shock, and asked him earnestly and loudly. "Chen Yushi, I used to think that you were taking X medicine, but now you are doing well. You really took this medicine, and you refused to detoxify. You... You don't mean to want that kind of thing on purpose. Bar?"

When it came to his mouth, he swallowed it back like this.On the contrary, Chen Jingming calmed down, raised his eyelids slightly, and asked Hao Chun calmly. "If I want to do so, Lord Marquis...are you willing?"

Hao Chun was speechless.He never expected that Chen Da Yushi Chen Jingming, who has always been as cold and pure as jade, could say a downright obscene sentence in front of everyone, and said it so fresh and refined.This, this is something that even he, a veteran of the party, can't cope with it!

It can be seen that the jokes made by those dandies in the court are true-children like them in the military camp are never afraid of being played by hooligans, only those scholars who are playing hooligans!

Hao Chunkeng held back for a long time, pitying him for his flushed face, and he just spit out a few foul words to scold his mother. "You, you, you, are you trying to squeeze me dry?!"

The author has something to say:

Hao Chun: You, you are playing hooligans!

Chen Jingming: (Takes a step closer, laughing softly) Hou Ye, then... will you agree?