Teach you to become a virgin

What should I do if I suddenly become a broken sleeve?

Moreover, the object of the spring dream is still the younger brother raised by himself, this step has directly raised the level to the point of incompetence!Could it be that in his previous life he hated Xu Shaoting too much, but in this life he overcorrected and instead bred a man and a woman... Cough, love between men and women?

He thought about it for a few days, but he still couldn't come up with any results. If he wanted to ask someone else about this matter, he didn't know who to turn to.Naturally, the two families can't say that they had a few good friends in their previous life, but in this life he stayed in the mountains for ten years, and those people haven't even been officials yet, so they didn't even have the chance to meet each other, let alone this kind of inadequacy. outsider things.Although Junior Brother Lu Yao lives in the capital, he has a rough temperament, and he doesn't even have a wife, so he must not understand...

Among the people he knew, the only one who knew this kind of thing seemed to be Bai Mingyue, right?He was married to Xu Shaoting in his previous life, and in this life the two of them are having trouble again - stop, the more you think about it, the more you can't talk.He would rather die wondering himself, than hand over this ready-made handle to Bai Mingyue.

The habit of breaking sleeves.If he said it, he would be ashamed, would the two younger brothers and even the cousins ​​still want to marry?

Fortunately, that spring dream was never repeated. He struggled with it privately for a few days, and temporarily suppressed this matter to the bottom of his heart when he went to work in Menxia Province.On the day when he was formally appointed as the regular servant of Sanqi, he was still worried that Bai Mingyue would come out and cause him some trouble. It was only later that he heard that the new king of Wei had been retreating to refine the martial arts and magic weapons passed down by the immortals since he confessed his identity. It could be as short as three years or as long as five years, probably he won't have time to come out and trouble him.

The one who quietly sent him the news was the little Huangmen Yue Bo who had gone to Taiyuan Academy to inform him that the princess had turned into a man.Ever since he was rewarded with a top-quality mutton jade biscuit that time, Yue Bo has grown closer to this poor son-in-law who was not in the top position. He would like to tell him about the troubles around Bai Mingyue in private.

Of course, this is not a betrayal of the inner story. Didn't King Wei cry in the hall and say that he would rather be a woman for Ren Qing?Yue Bo persuaded Ren Qing with a heart of generosity and loyalty that made the lovers come true: "King Wei's heart to Chang Shi is the same as before. The slaves see it in their eyes and feel pain in their hearts. I hope Chang Shi will understand what happened to King Wei. Big change, don't alienate the prince just because of this trivial matter."

The corners of Ren Qing's eyes twitched violently a few times, and he untied a pouch from his belt and stuffed it in. He parted the corners of his lips, smirked and said a few polite words, asking him to send more news about Bai Mingyue.Yue Boyuan came here just for these yellow and white things, holding the hard and heavy golden handle in his purse, the expression on his face became even more awe-inspiring: "Don't worry, Ren Changshi, this servant would rather give up this crippled body than replace you and Wei." The king will build a bridge to relieve the pain of lovesickness!"

If there is any lovesickness between him and Bai Mingyue, keeping Yue Bo's line is just to monitor Bai Mingyue's movements.All retreats to refine martial arts and magical weapons are deceiving. He has personally witnessed the purple smoke dragon. Refining, but to wait——

In the previous life, Emperor Zhuang passed away five years later. In this life, he has already passed the maximum lifespan of a warrior of 120 years. He barely prolongs his life by taking pills. At that moment, just wait for that time to reappear and take this seat, right?

Coincidentally, he also wanted to see if he could reverse the failure of his previous life, let the crown prince Bai Cheng sit firmly in the world, and he, like Guan Zhong and Shang Jun, could become a capable minister who passed down history.

Ren Qing's eyes were far-reaching, her face was not sure whether it was because she was excited about thinking, or it was because of the crimson official robe, her cheeks were slightly rosy, and she looked more handsome and handsome.The whole person was like a red cloud, and he turned from the corridor back to the side hall gracefully, opened the document and began to organize and copy.

The official of Sanqi Changshi belongs to the province. He prepares the emperor to consult government affairs, and rides with him when he goes out. Generally speaking, it is the place where the children of the aristocratic family go to the emperor to be gilded. Just a face that can show the royal family is enough. No, there's nothing more to do.Those who are willing to learn about government affairs from files like him have plenty of case work to do; those who are unwilling to do things can get together to drink tea and chat, and after noon, they can go home and rest after lunch.

Cui Ji, the left valet, and Lu Sheng, the right evangelist, are both young and courageous. They discuss where there are high-level monsters every day, or show off how handsome their newly bought spirit beasts are. As long as the Immortal Emperor doesn't issue an edict, he will close the palace door and eat and drink by himself.Zhao Yuan, another servant of the right, was very enterprising and looked down on these two dandies who only knew how to eat, drink and have fun. Originally, when Ren Qing came in, he also thought that they were Cui and Lu's first-class sons and brothers, but Because of his family background and good luck, he was able to come in after saving the princess. Seeing that he can calm down and do things, he has a little more affection for him.

Of course, there is also some credit for the halo of the Virgin Mary in this favor.Ren Qing was originally handsome, but she used to have a straight face, and she was more majestic than Fang Xingjian in Guanshan Martial Arts Academy, so it was not easy to attract people to get close to.After turning on the halo of the Virgin, no matter whether she is stern or sullen, even when she hits someone, she can make people feel gentle and amiable.

Zhao Yuan naturally had no chance to be beaten, so he felt that he was magnificent, gentle and honest, and he was the only like-minded person he could find among the casual riders.Cui Ji and Lu Sheng were born in the family of Qiwang with five surnames, and they could be related to Ren Qing within a few turns: one is the uncle of his cousin's mother-in-law's family, and the other is the in-law of his grandmother's natal family. He wants to be a generation older, so he is born to take care of the younger generation.

It's just that the way the two of them take care of them is different from normal elders, except that they hand over all the copywriting work to Ren Qing for the reason of "training young people", and they often call him when they gather for drinking. He has seen the celebrities of today.

Now Emperor Zhuang is too old to go out of Beijing, and he is a little lazy in government affairs. Even the servants are not common. Be busy.After the Shengshou Festival, Cui Ji and Lu Sheng resumed their carefree work attitude, and specially found Ren's residence together on the holiday, and said with a wicked smile on their faces, "Ah Qing, why are you still staying at home? Walk around, it's a rare holiday, uncle will show you around the fun places in Chang'an. You're not a little lady, how can you stay out of the door and stay out of the door, don't be like the surnamed Zhao, raising a pair of quails. "

Cui Ji was just talking, and Lu Sheng dragged him out: "Let's go, let's go out first. I got a new Fei Lian, that coat color... Tsk tsk, come and see it." Got it. It’s awe-inspiring to take such a beast out, and it’s too degrading for anyone to go out on a Pegasus.”

Of course, there were quite a few people riding Pegasus, and there were also people who rode spirit cranes to Yujing, and no one thought they had lost their status.Ren Qing was dragged out by Lu Sheng for a few steps, and resolutely countered him, withdrew his hand and shook it lightly twice, apologized politely and coldly, then turned and went back to change out of clothes.

Lu Sheng looked at his wrist in surprise, and it took him a long time to speak up: "Our nephew is really just a high-level warrior? Did you see any difference when he grabbed me just now?"

Cui Ji curled his lips: "What about our nephew, let's make it clear, this is my own nephew, let alone your relative who turned eight feet away. I didn't see what he was doing, didn't he just shake your hand, and then Did you take your hand out?"

Lu Sheng said puzzledly: "No, I also used some real strength when I held his hand. Later, when he took my hand, I obviously felt the strength in my hand like a mud cow entering the sea. It's not like human hands, but it's like... It's hard to say how it feels..."

Before he could figure out what to say about this, Ren Qing came out in an azure long gown, with only a happy scarf tied on his head, and the sleeves of his shirt were rattling by the hard wind in the courtyard, as if he was about to die against the wind. Go for average.Lu Sheng didn't bother to study his wrist anymore, and stared blankly at him coming over, sighed softly: "I can't wear Tsing Yi anymore. Even if I am 20 years younger, I don't have such a demeanor."

While Cui Ji was emotional, he was still a little proud: "It really is my sister-in-law's nephew, just like me."

Out of love for the younger generation, Lu Sheng took the initiative to give up the newly acquired Fei Lian to Ren Qing, and unceremoniously took the seat on Cui Ji's white lion's shoulders, and squeezed him to sit behind him.The two were used to fighting, and the white lion had a spirit, so it didn't care about them. It spread its hooves and roared, and flew towards the busiest street in the south of the city.Fei Lian was also tamed, and he followed closely behind the white lion without anyone prompting him, flying low across half of the capital, close to the roof of the building.

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The huge white lion landed first, and two young men with bright clothes and elegant postures came down from the top, which was enough to catch people's eyes; and then a bird with a head like a sparrow and a body like a deer, with smooth fur and a majestic look, descended from it. The fierce Fei Lian sat cross-legged on his back was a young man as elegant as an exiled immortal.

The boy lowered his legs first, stretched his right hand, jumped off Fei Lian's back, swept across the exquisite building like a fairy palace, and asked, "Isn't this a restaurant? What's new?"

Cui Ji laughed and said, "It's not new to us, but for a young man like you, what else is not new? Uncle Shi can still harm you, just follow me!"

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he pressed Ren Qing's shoulder, and led him to the restaurant.These two were also considered regular customers, and the younger one graciously took away the spirit beasts for them, while the other led the way and took them to the private room upstairs.This restaurant is different from other places, the beauties in the building are surrounded by prostitutes who are not sitting and waiting for someone to call, and the passers-by are also handsome young men, which are more pleasing to the eye than others.It's just that when it comes to the way of passing dishes, it's not as good as those time-honored restaurants.

Cui Ji leaned on the table, bent his left leg to support half of his body, and said very casually: "I want a high-quality table, three altars of golden wine, and a few wonderful children to accompany the wine. Make my nephew satisfied, or I will tear down your signboard."

It's okay for literati to invite a few tricksters to compose poems to accompany the wine when they drink.Ren Qinghun didn't care, poured tea for each of the three, and asked about the situation of the secret realms in the hands of the court.

Lu Sheng replied with nostalgia: "Those secret realms are good places. Didn't they find my Fei Lian in the secret realm of swaggering? In the early years, the Immortal Emperor loved hunting. When we went hunting with him, we could bring home whatever we hunted." It's a pity that the Immortal Emperor is old now, and he has to wait for the opportunity to inspect any secret realm he wants to go to."

Although the casual cavalry attendants accompanied the Emperor most of the time, because they were often able to accompany the Emperor, they were regarded as the emperor's confidants and close ministers. They were responsible for patrolling the secret realm and monitoring local officials.Cui Ji took a sip of his tea, and said in an elder-like manner: "There will be an opportunity to visit the secret realm after the next year, and we will recommend you to open your eyes at that time. Don't worry about Zhao Yuan. I recommend it with Alu. He blocks it." It makes no sense."

Ren Qing naturally wanted to know what kind of difference this was, so she quickly got up to thank her.Cui Ji evaded: "What is there to be thankful for? We are all relatives, who else can we take care of if we don't take care of you? Besides, someone is taking care of us..."

Suddenly there were several knocks on the door, and then the door was gently pushed open, and several tall and handsome boys in colorful long gowns walked in.The passer who followed behind passed them and brought candied fruit, nuts and cold dishes such as fish bream and goose breast, and then quietly lowered his hands, leaving only these youngsters in the hall.

Ren Qing's heart skipped a beat, as if the spring dream from that day had been revived again, and when he looked at these two colleagues again, his eyes were a little wrong.

Could it be that the two of them are also broken sleeves?Otherwise, how could they come to this kind of place... The two of them rode together before, and their relationship is very close.But the two of them went out and in together so openly, and even led him to this kind of place, wouldn't they be afraid that he would tell others about it?

His gaze was too stark, and Lu Sheng, who was sitting opposite him, couldn't stand it anymore, covered his mouth with his sleeve and coughed lightly, and asked, "Doesn't Ah Qing like these young men? In fact, men are not inferior to young men in some ways." Women, as long as you like each other, there is no need to distinguish between men and women."

Cui Ji was a little more natural, got up and walked to the seat, pointed to the most beautiful young man and said: "Look, among these men, there are also beauties who are not inferior to women. This is the current custom. Men fall in love with each other for the sake of being interested in each other. Congenial, equal in intelligence, even physically stronger than women..."

When he mentioned the word "physical strength", his old face couldn't help but blushed, and said bravely: "Well, in fact, you should also know that some people, even men, are good matches. The two of us are also your uncles , it won’t harm you, some things are just misfortune...you just think that he is sick and has a tumor on his body... Could it be that your relationship over the years has changed because of this illness? ?”

Ren Qing finally knew who he was talking about, her cheeks that had been slightly heated by the wind just now were as cold as frost and snow, her eyes narrowed slightly, and she glanced at the two of them: "This is what the two seniors discussed, Or who taught you?"

His expression was as cold as ice, but he still gave people the impression of being tolerant and generous, and he would never really get angry.Cui Ji blushed slightly, and couldn't continue for a while, so Lu Sheng spoke for him: "You don't know the beauty of this, so you resist it. In fact, there are many people in the court who like this way. Besides, the emperor...he also It's really pitiful, the Immortal Emperor feels sad when he thinks about it. In fact, it doesn't prevent you from marrying a wife and having children..."

Ren Qing stood up from the table, waved her long sleeves, turned around without saying a word, and walked out the door.People say that breaking up a marriage is like killing a father, but in his opinion, this forced marriage is more hateful than breaking up a marriage.It's definitely not the two of them making their own decisions, but Emperor Zhuang or Bai Mingyue behind the scenes. Otherwise, who would be too idle to match two men?

Isn't it called retreat?To even send someone to add trouble to him, it's like a haunted soul!

He walked out with a frosty face, and Cui Ji thought he was the Holy Mother, and knew that something was wrong, so he quickly went up and grabbed his sleeve to persuade him: "Ah Qing, go slowly, go slowly, listen to me again..."

Ren Qing held his hand, opened it finger by finger, pulled back his sleeve and cupped his hand and replied: "I just pretended not to have heard what you two said just now, and there is no need to say the rest. Dare to listen."

Cui Ji grabbed it again reflexively, waved the group of teenagers away, closed the door and blocked him and said, "You misunderstood, in fact, there is another hidden story behind this, please stay safe and listen to me .”

"I don't listen." Ren Qing didn't even want to be polite. He didn't care that the two were martial artist-level masters and his seniors. I came here by order, and I didn’t mean to embarrass me on purpose. But don’t listen to what a sage says, and you two can tell others about such unethical things, but I won’t listen.”

He turned around and was about to leave, but Lu Sheng and Cui Ji suddenly seemed to be pinched by the neck, weeping, shook their heads excitedly and said: "Listen to me, listen to my explanation, that's not the case, that's not what I mean , you must listen to my explanation..."

The two of them cried into a ball, hugged each other and slowly slid to the ground, and kept saying "Listen to me", but they didn't say anything except these two sentences.Ren Qing couldn't move this time either, and the flat voice that he hadn't heard or thought about for a long time sounded again in his mind: "Congratulations, activate the aura of brain damage' I don't listen, I don't listen, I just don't listen ', those who are influenced by this halo will desperately try to explain, but they can't say what they want to explain. To use this halo, you only need to deduct [-] Holy Mother points, I hope you have a pleasant experience in using it."

Is this also a halo of insanity?What's the use of this thing, it can't even be used when interrogating prisoners.

However, seeing these two people crying bitterly is indeed a bit refreshing, and the Holy Mother points deducted are not many, next time someone persuades him to do something with Bai Mingyue, just try it again.Taking advantage of no one obstructing her, Ren Qing turned around and left the door, striding away from the Nanfeng Restaurant.

The faint voice of the guide came from the mind: "I even gave you a new halo of brain damage, but you didn't even call me, how long has it been since I came out? I'm almost suffocated by you alone. I Tell me why you don't agree with their request? I beg you to quickly understand that you are a cannon fodder, not a cannon fodder, you are Bai Mingyue's target, don't follow Xu Shaoting's line, okay?"

What target, what line, this guide is talking nonsense all day long, without a single sentence of normal things.Ren Qing sneered, and said in a low voice, "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen", the guide really choked, and although he didn't cry, he said "you you you" for a long time, feeling ashamed Cheng said angrily: "You simply don't know good people, I don't care about you!"

Thank goodness the guide doesn't talk nonsense.Of course he knows that Bai and Xu are a couple, the emperor and queen, isn't the relationship known all over the world?What's more, he shouldn't have broken his sleeves. The dream that day was just an accident. When he saw those teenagers today, he didn't feel the slightest.

Even if Xu Shaoting stood in front of him dressed like that, he wouldn't...

"Senior brother!" A low, hoarse, feeble call came to Ren Qing's ears, interrupting his thoughts immediately.The junior who was dressed in whatever way he would not be tempted broke into his sight with scars and blood all over his body, but his eyes were still bright as stars, staring at him closely: "Brother, I was attacked by someone, and I thought I was going to kill you." ...I can't see you anymore..."

The light in those eyes gradually dimmed, and the whole person swayed and fell forward.That handsome and agile face was almost caught in the dust, but in the end it settled firmly in a warm bosom that was not generous but seemed to accommodate everything.