Sanqian Yehuo
Chapter 51
Voles, moles, chipmunks, squirrels, and all kinds of rats walking around in clothes all over the street have the same movements and expressions as ordinary humans, and they can all speak human languages.Qin Kong felt that he had stepped into the world of animated cartoons: "Where is this?"
King Kong proudly raised his chest: "My family!"
Qin Kong really wanted to give it a blank look: "I know it's your home, so I asked where this place is?"
"Oh, we are in the country of rats."
Qin Kong was startled: "Shu Kingdom?" But he quickly realized: "Oh...is it the mouse of the mouse?"
The Vajra Mouse led them to the market ahead: "Yes, you saw it too, we are all members of the Vajra Rat tribe."
"Wait a minute, you mean, those are all King Kong rats?" Qin Kong pointed to the pile of rats of different species in front of him.He thought that only guinea pigs like the little guy were King Kong rats.
"That's right. The people in our rat country are all warriors of the Vajra Rat Clan!" The little guy posed like a bodybuilder, but unfortunately his chubby and fluffy body is really not convincing.
Although the underground kingdom is dark, colorful neon signboards are hung everywhere, brightly lit and bustling.It can be compared to the night view of the first-tier big cities in the world.
Qin Kong looked around curiously, and chatted with the little guy: "So, you are not called King Kong Mouse anymore. What about your name?"
The little guy looked at Qin Kong eagerly: "I don't have a name yet. Dad said that when I have a master, the master will name me."
Qin Kong heard the loopholes in its words: "Didn't it mean that the warriors of your Vajra Rat Clan generally don't recognize humans as their masters?"
The little guy lowered his head and drew circles with his feet: "Okay...my name is Erdan. My brother is called Big Dan, and my two younger brothers are called Sandan and Sidan... Dad has no education, saying that it was named randomly at that time... ..." Speaking of this, it raised its head and looked at Qin Kong with shining eyes full of hope: "But, as long as I recognize the master, the master can change my name for me!"
Well, this is to drive ducks to the shelves and force sales!Qin Kong glanced at Wan Li, but Wan Li turned his face away, completely ignoring the matter.
Qin Kong thought for a while, this little guy was sincere and persevering, he followed him all the time, and he saved their lives at the critical moment, so he should repay it and fulfill his wish: "Okay, then I will give it to you." Change your name."
"Are you willing to be my master?!" The little guy was so happy, he jumped up on tiptoe, and made a gorgeous three and a half circle in the air.Then his eyes twinkled with the light of stars, looking at Qin Kong.
"That...is it called Wangcai? Laifu? No, it's the dog's name, or is it Xiaohua?"
The corners of Erdan's mouth turned upward from 45 degrees to minus 45 degrees, and even the hair drooped down.How unlucky is it to have such an uneducated master?
Qin Kong clapped his hands for the last time: "It's decided! Let's call it Xiaoqiang!"
Erdanchuli was furious: "Don't pretend that I don't know, it's a cockroach!"
Qin Kong looked at Wan Li begging for help. He couldn't help but put his education level there, and he really didn't have the ability to name him.Wan Li gave him a cold look: "What's the matter with Fei, anyway, it's a mouse, just call it a mouse."
Er Dan bared his teeth at Wan Li angrily, then looked sadly at its new owner.Qin Kong, whose conscience was disturbed by its pitiful little eyes, finally gave in: "Rat... just call it Rat Money! Good intentions!"
The little guy compromised, it's better than those mice and Xiaoqiang, isn't it?
Comrade Erdan officially changed his name to Shuqian, and became a glorious war darling after starting a job.
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The mouse money turned into the size of a cow: "Master, come up!"
"Uh... In fact, it's good for us to go for a walk, let's go shopping by the way." To be honest, Qin Kong really didn't intend to use rat money as a riding pet. What does riding a guinea pig look like?Those who didn't know thought he abused small animals.
When Shuqian heard it, his ears drooped, and he was obviously disappointed.
Qin Kong quickly changed the subject: "By the way, does this fantasy land belong to the No.11 hell?"
Rat Money is obviously frustrated at not being reused by the owner: "Yes, we King Kong rats only have eleven levels of hell, isn't it No. 11 level of hell?"
"Oh." Qin Kong breathed a sigh of relief, but was still a little disappointed. He had imagined that if the illusion was in the upper hells, he said that Patch and the others would ascend to the sky in one step and reach the first level of hell.
Forget it, at least they are still on the No.11 floor of hell, it's better than going back a few floors and starting all over again, right?The most urgent task is to find the exit of this big maze and get Qiao Qifan and Edith back.
Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a noise coming from the movie theater in front of him. A group of Vajra Rats gathered around the rat head, not knowing what they were watching.
"Good news, good news. There will be a large-scale concert at the Rat Country Theater at nine o'clock tonight, and the international superstar from the United States, Mr. Edith Cage, will be invited to sing enthusiastically. Tickets are only five hundred yuan! Five hundred yuan You can’t afford to buy it, and you can’t be fooled by buying it for [-] yuan, so don’t miss it when you pass by, this may be the only chance you have to get in touch with a superstar up close!”
No way? !Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive.It's just that, what's up with the advertising lines of the erotic song and dance performances in this small county town's third-rate movie theater? !It must be a counterfeit product!
Qin Kong and Wan Li hurried forward, pushed aside the crowd, and saw a burly man standing in front of the theater square, holding a loudspeaker and chanting unpopular advertising slogans expressionlessly, that man was not Qiao Qifan who is it? !
The gate of the theater is covered with posters of Edith, and the style is very down-to-earth.Qin Kong dares to assure you that the staff who made the posters usually do a lot of commercials for sex dance performances.
"Brother Qiao?! Why are you here? Where's the actor?" Since Qiao Qifan is here, then Editas should be with him too.
"You're here." Qiao Qifan put down the loudspeaker in his hand, with a calm and calm expression, as if he was not surprised to see Qin Kong and Wan Li at all.
"Come with me." With that said, Qiao Qifan led them into the theater.
"Oh, I didn't expect you to come to the door so soon." Edias was sitting in the green room, chatting with a vole in a suit and leather shoes with a big oily hair.Seeing Qin Kong and the others come in, they behaved just like Qiao Qifan, very calm.
"Let me introduce you. This is the president and CEO of Shuguo Grand Theater—Mr. Shuyishu. We hit it off right away, and we hit it off."
Qin Kong and Mr. Shu greeted each other, but he cursed in his heart: Of course they hit it off, they are all the same cheaters.What CEO, isn't he the owner of a small movie theater?The title is so grand.
"Oh, where is it. I am so lucky to invite Edith to perform in our theater, and it is full of glory! Hehehe~" Shu smiled, and his double chin trembled.
Edith and Qiao Qifan fell from the black hole, but luckily they were not separated.As soon as the two of them arrived in Shu Kingdom, Edias was recognized by the surrounding crowd. After all, he was an international superstar.There is also influence in hell.
"It's also fate. I met Edith as soon as I came here. Although our theater is small, many big stars have performed on stage in our theater, such as MJ, Dog King, Brother, and Meigu. The venue is full! I believe tonight's performance will definitely cause a sensation.
At that time, Edith Yas and Qiao Qifan just thought about it and agreed.They didn't care about the performance fee, but hoped that through the promotion of Ediyas' concert, Qin Kong and Wan Li could see it and come to them automatically.
It's a pity that Mr. Shu's expectations fell through, and this grand concert was not successfully staged.
Suddenly there was a panicked shout from the crowd outside the theater:
"Ah! A monster broke in!"
"What it is?!"
"It seems to be...go to hell with the Great Demon King and his army of paper piercers!"
"Oops! That guy broke in!" Qin Kong poked his head out of the window to look around.Sure enough, it was the innkeeper, with a group of waiters in long gowns.
Ediyas and Qiao Qifan also leaned over: "What's going on?"
Qin Kong frowned: "It seems that we caused trouble here."
Mouse Qian felt very guilty: "I didn't seal the hole properly..."
Qin Kong hurriedly comforted it: "No, you are right. If it weren't for saving us, you wouldn't have led wolves into the house."
Wan Li pulled out the Seven Star Longyuan Sword: "Stop taking responsibility for each other here, just go down and kill him."
Qin Kong and Shuqian looked at him adoringly—little Lili (Wan Ye) mighty and domineering!
=====
When they walked out of the theater, the Great Demon King was already surrounded by the army of the Rat Kingdom.
The leading general, though a chipmunk, was handsome.How does a chipmunk tell if he's handsome?Because this general has long and curled eyelashes, his eyes are as black as obsidian, and the most amazing thing is that he has two sword eyebrows!
"Opioid?!" Shu Qian noticed the general at a glance.
"Damn? What are you doing here? Stay away, don't make trouble!" Obviously, the general and Shuqian knew each other, and he waved his paw to signal them to leave the scene quickly.
Shuqian yelled at it unconvinced: "I won't be called Erdan now, the master gave me a new name, you have to call me Shuqian from now on!"
Shu Pian frowned: "Are you really going to be a pet in battle? You're a servile bastard!"
Shuqian snorted at its words: "As a Vajra Mouse, I am proud to be a battle pet! Didn't you say when you were a child that you wanted to be Ultraman's battle pet to fight little monsters? Besides, my master is amazing! "It can be seen clearly at that time, the master...'s husband can control the flying sword without moving an inch, and kill the group of guys who are more strange than demons and ghosts.The master, of course, is also very powerful. He can create a shield of soul power to protect his teammates. This is the first time he has seen this kind of ability when he grows up so big.Besides, the most important thing is - the things the master cooks are really delicious.Thinking of this, it licked its mouth.
Shu Pian didn't take it seriously: "Hmph! Look at your worthless appearance!"
Here they are "reminiscing about the old days", over there to die, the Great Demon King has no time to wait, there is a circle of different cards hanging around him.He took out one casually and threw it out: "Hand over that pair of dogs!"
King Kong proudly raised his chest: "My family!"
Qin Kong really wanted to give it a blank look: "I know it's your home, so I asked where this place is?"
"Oh, we are in the country of rats."
Qin Kong was startled: "Shu Kingdom?" But he quickly realized: "Oh...is it the mouse of the mouse?"
The Vajra Mouse led them to the market ahead: "Yes, you saw it too, we are all members of the Vajra Rat tribe."
"Wait a minute, you mean, those are all King Kong rats?" Qin Kong pointed to the pile of rats of different species in front of him.He thought that only guinea pigs like the little guy were King Kong rats.
"That's right. The people in our rat country are all warriors of the Vajra Rat Clan!" The little guy posed like a bodybuilder, but unfortunately his chubby and fluffy body is really not convincing.
Although the underground kingdom is dark, colorful neon signboards are hung everywhere, brightly lit and bustling.It can be compared to the night view of the first-tier big cities in the world.
Qin Kong looked around curiously, and chatted with the little guy: "So, you are not called King Kong Mouse anymore. What about your name?"
The little guy looked at Qin Kong eagerly: "I don't have a name yet. Dad said that when I have a master, the master will name me."
Qin Kong heard the loopholes in its words: "Didn't it mean that the warriors of your Vajra Rat Clan generally don't recognize humans as their masters?"
The little guy lowered his head and drew circles with his feet: "Okay...my name is Erdan. My brother is called Big Dan, and my two younger brothers are called Sandan and Sidan... Dad has no education, saying that it was named randomly at that time... ..." Speaking of this, it raised its head and looked at Qin Kong with shining eyes full of hope: "But, as long as I recognize the master, the master can change my name for me!"
Well, this is to drive ducks to the shelves and force sales!Qin Kong glanced at Wan Li, but Wan Li turned his face away, completely ignoring the matter.
Qin Kong thought for a while, this little guy was sincere and persevering, he followed him all the time, and he saved their lives at the critical moment, so he should repay it and fulfill his wish: "Okay, then I will give it to you." Change your name."
"Are you willing to be my master?!" The little guy was so happy, he jumped up on tiptoe, and made a gorgeous three and a half circle in the air.Then his eyes twinkled with the light of stars, looking at Qin Kong.
"That...is it called Wangcai? Laifu? No, it's the dog's name, or is it Xiaohua?"
The corners of Erdan's mouth turned upward from 45 degrees to minus 45 degrees, and even the hair drooped down.How unlucky is it to have such an uneducated master?
Qin Kong clapped his hands for the last time: "It's decided! Let's call it Xiaoqiang!"
Erdanchuli was furious: "Don't pretend that I don't know, it's a cockroach!"
Qin Kong looked at Wan Li begging for help. He couldn't help but put his education level there, and he really didn't have the ability to name him.Wan Li gave him a cold look: "What's the matter with Fei, anyway, it's a mouse, just call it a mouse."
Er Dan bared his teeth at Wan Li angrily, then looked sadly at its new owner.Qin Kong, whose conscience was disturbed by its pitiful little eyes, finally gave in: "Rat... just call it Rat Money! Good intentions!"
The little guy compromised, it's better than those mice and Xiaoqiang, isn't it?
Comrade Erdan officially changed his name to Shuqian, and became a glorious war darling after starting a job.
=====
The mouse money turned into the size of a cow: "Master, come up!"
"Uh... In fact, it's good for us to go for a walk, let's go shopping by the way." To be honest, Qin Kong really didn't intend to use rat money as a riding pet. What does riding a guinea pig look like?Those who didn't know thought he abused small animals.
When Shuqian heard it, his ears drooped, and he was obviously disappointed.
Qin Kong quickly changed the subject: "By the way, does this fantasy land belong to the No.11 hell?"
Rat Money is obviously frustrated at not being reused by the owner: "Yes, we King Kong rats only have eleven levels of hell, isn't it No. 11 level of hell?"
"Oh." Qin Kong breathed a sigh of relief, but was still a little disappointed. He had imagined that if the illusion was in the upper hells, he said that Patch and the others would ascend to the sky in one step and reach the first level of hell.
Forget it, at least they are still on the No.11 floor of hell, it's better than going back a few floors and starting all over again, right?The most urgent task is to find the exit of this big maze and get Qiao Qifan and Edith back.
Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a noise coming from the movie theater in front of him. A group of Vajra Rats gathered around the rat head, not knowing what they were watching.
"Good news, good news. There will be a large-scale concert at the Rat Country Theater at nine o'clock tonight, and the international superstar from the United States, Mr. Edith Cage, will be invited to sing enthusiastically. Tickets are only five hundred yuan! Five hundred yuan You can’t afford to buy it, and you can’t be fooled by buying it for [-] yuan, so don’t miss it when you pass by, this may be the only chance you have to get in touch with a superstar up close!”
No way? !Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive.It's just that, what's up with the advertising lines of the erotic song and dance performances in this small county town's third-rate movie theater? !It must be a counterfeit product!
Qin Kong and Wan Li hurried forward, pushed aside the crowd, and saw a burly man standing in front of the theater square, holding a loudspeaker and chanting unpopular advertising slogans expressionlessly, that man was not Qiao Qifan who is it? !
The gate of the theater is covered with posters of Edith, and the style is very down-to-earth.Qin Kong dares to assure you that the staff who made the posters usually do a lot of commercials for sex dance performances.
"Brother Qiao?! Why are you here? Where's the actor?" Since Qiao Qifan is here, then Editas should be with him too.
"You're here." Qiao Qifan put down the loudspeaker in his hand, with a calm and calm expression, as if he was not surprised to see Qin Kong and Wan Li at all.
"Come with me." With that said, Qiao Qifan led them into the theater.
"Oh, I didn't expect you to come to the door so soon." Edias was sitting in the green room, chatting with a vole in a suit and leather shoes with a big oily hair.Seeing Qin Kong and the others come in, they behaved just like Qiao Qifan, very calm.
"Let me introduce you. This is the president and CEO of Shuguo Grand Theater—Mr. Shuyishu. We hit it off right away, and we hit it off."
Qin Kong and Mr. Shu greeted each other, but he cursed in his heart: Of course they hit it off, they are all the same cheaters.What CEO, isn't he the owner of a small movie theater?The title is so grand.
"Oh, where is it. I am so lucky to invite Edith to perform in our theater, and it is full of glory! Hehehe~" Shu smiled, and his double chin trembled.
Edith and Qiao Qifan fell from the black hole, but luckily they were not separated.As soon as the two of them arrived in Shu Kingdom, Edias was recognized by the surrounding crowd. After all, he was an international superstar.There is also influence in hell.
"It's also fate. I met Edith as soon as I came here. Although our theater is small, many big stars have performed on stage in our theater, such as MJ, Dog King, Brother, and Meigu. The venue is full! I believe tonight's performance will definitely cause a sensation.
At that time, Edith Yas and Qiao Qifan just thought about it and agreed.They didn't care about the performance fee, but hoped that through the promotion of Ediyas' concert, Qin Kong and Wan Li could see it and come to them automatically.
It's a pity that Mr. Shu's expectations fell through, and this grand concert was not successfully staged.
Suddenly there was a panicked shout from the crowd outside the theater:
"Ah! A monster broke in!"
"What it is?!"
"It seems to be...go to hell with the Great Demon King and his army of paper piercers!"
"Oops! That guy broke in!" Qin Kong poked his head out of the window to look around.Sure enough, it was the innkeeper, with a group of waiters in long gowns.
Ediyas and Qiao Qifan also leaned over: "What's going on?"
Qin Kong frowned: "It seems that we caused trouble here."
Mouse Qian felt very guilty: "I didn't seal the hole properly..."
Qin Kong hurriedly comforted it: "No, you are right. If it weren't for saving us, you wouldn't have led wolves into the house."
Wan Li pulled out the Seven Star Longyuan Sword: "Stop taking responsibility for each other here, just go down and kill him."
Qin Kong and Shuqian looked at him adoringly—little Lili (Wan Ye) mighty and domineering!
=====
When they walked out of the theater, the Great Demon King was already surrounded by the army of the Rat Kingdom.
The leading general, though a chipmunk, was handsome.How does a chipmunk tell if he's handsome?Because this general has long and curled eyelashes, his eyes are as black as obsidian, and the most amazing thing is that he has two sword eyebrows!
"Opioid?!" Shu Qian noticed the general at a glance.
"Damn? What are you doing here? Stay away, don't make trouble!" Obviously, the general and Shuqian knew each other, and he waved his paw to signal them to leave the scene quickly.
Shuqian yelled at it unconvinced: "I won't be called Erdan now, the master gave me a new name, you have to call me Shuqian from now on!"
Shu Pian frowned: "Are you really going to be a pet in battle? You're a servile bastard!"
Shuqian snorted at its words: "As a Vajra Mouse, I am proud to be a battle pet! Didn't you say when you were a child that you wanted to be Ultraman's battle pet to fight little monsters? Besides, my master is amazing! "It can be seen clearly at that time, the master...'s husband can control the flying sword without moving an inch, and kill the group of guys who are more strange than demons and ghosts.The master, of course, is also very powerful. He can create a shield of soul power to protect his teammates. This is the first time he has seen this kind of ability when he grows up so big.Besides, the most important thing is - the things the master cooks are really delicious.Thinking of this, it licked its mouth.
Shu Pian didn't take it seriously: "Hmph! Look at your worthless appearance!"
Here they are "reminiscing about the old days", over there to die, the Great Demon King has no time to wait, there is a circle of different cards hanging around him.He took out one casually and threw it out: "Hand over that pair of dogs!"
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