Sanqian Yehuo

"Report to the boss, there is fresh meat ahead!" Xiao Xiaoluo reported to his boss excitedly.They have been staying here for almost a day, and finally waited for the prey to arrive.

The boss spat: "What a fool! I finally got it done! Brothers, do it!" With a wave of the boss's hand, a group of subordinates rushed out.

The "two pieces of fresh meat" who were besieged seemed to be completely unmoved.One of the handsome young men sighed: "Here we come again." As he said that, he waved his hand, and countless "silk threads" emitting purple light came out from his hand, and the young people in the front hadn't Knowing what was going on, they all fell down.

"Yes, it's the soul thread!" Someone in the crowd shouted in horror.

Soul Pulling Silk is a skill for mid-level fighters who mentally control them, but they are all low-level fighters.The boss couldn't help complaining that God didn't open his eyes, and what he waited for after squatting for a day turned out to be a stubble!wipe!He gritted his teeth and shouted: "Don't mess up! Be afraid of a bird! There are too many of us, let's go together! Grind them to death!"

Sure enough, as the boss said, although this middle-level fighter was very powerful, he couldn't stand the crowd of opponents. The two sides fought fiercely for nearly half an hour, but he couldn't hold on for a few blows, and his soul power gradually declined.Just when the boss saw hope, the soul power of the mid-level fighter suddenly recovered from less than 50% to full!

"It's the healer! It must be the kid behind him!" The boss immediately realized that one of the two was a healer: "Attack the healer behind him."

Healers are notoriously fragile and easy to push down. Only by killing the doctor first will they have a chance of winning.

However, the companion who followed the middle-ranked fighter and hadn't made a move all this time suddenly pulled out a long sword from his back, flipped his wrist and threw it out. The light and shadow like lightning finally returned to its owner's hands.In the blink of an eye, this group of people were all eliminated.

The boss prostrated himself on the ground and looked at the boy holding the sword, dying, "You, aren't you a healer?"

The young man put his sword back into its sheath and ignored him.It was the mid-level fighter who answered his question: "Of course he isn't."

The boss came to his senses this time: "So, you are..." But he immediately overturned it: "No, it's impossible, how can a healer have such a strong attack power? Are you... Are you Qin Kong?"

The boy frowned impatiently and made another sword strike, this time the boss couldn't speak at all.

"I didn't expect me to be so famous." Qin Kong was complacent.

The boy ignored him and walked straight forward.

"Hey, wait for me!" Cut!Can't you get him excited?Before his death, he was just an unknown little chef, but he did not expect to become famous after his death.

That's right, Qin Kong is dead.

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Like the beginning of most time-traveling rebirth novels, our protagonist, Qin Kong, is dead.

The reason for this is this - as a professional transvestite account, Comrade Qin Kong thinks that at the right time, a shower card, a meal card, and even a trash card must be issued.Especially when there is a crisis of identity exposure: [Team formation] [Jin Carat]: Beauty, come to help YY, let's sing.

[Team formation] [African￥indigenous people]: That's right, I haven't seen you go to YY before, Xiao Manman.

[Team formation] [Man Kurai]: My mom is calling me to take out the trash, so I'll put down the soy sauce first.

Looking back, he found that his trash can was really full, so he just threw a bag of trash downstairs, and the cup came to him.

The first thing that fell was a leather shoe, which just happened to wipe Qin Kong's head and fell to the ground.Qin Kong was very angry, damn it!What about quality?What about morality? !Throwing objects from high altitude to throw garbage?

He picked up the shoes, raised his head and cursed four words: "Who the hell..." There was no further text after that.Because he saw a fat man doing parabolic motion, and the target was himself.

Watching the fat man hit him with overwhelming momentum, this scene played like a slow motion, but Qin Kong didn't have time to take a step.Because when he looked up, the "murder weapon" was already less than two meters away from him.

The miserable Comrade Qin Kong didn't see the legendary revolving lantern before he died, but thought of a sentence in a very inconspicuous way-human beings are inherently mortal, either lighter than a feather, or as heavy as a dead fat man.I bought a watch last year!If you commit suicide, find a backer!

When Qin Kong woke up, he found that he was not at the crime scene downstairs, nor in the hospital, nor even in the crematorium.He is in a tropical rainforest.

He was stunned for a moment before he came back to his senses, damn it!I'm not dead? !Lao Tzu is reborn?I am ecstatic.

"You are dead." A cold sentence came from the air.

Unfortunately, this is not a time travel or rebirth article.

Not long after he was happy, a basin of cold water poured down his head, and Qin Kong suddenly felt cold: "Your sister! Who cursed me?"

Qin Kong didn't notice when a little puppet suddenly appeared in the sky.

"Fuck! Where is the evildoer?!"

Upon closer inspection, this person is not a puppet, but a living person.He has expressions, moves and talks.Moreover, he has the face and body proportions of an adult, but his size is too small, only about thirty centimeters tall, which made Qin Kong misunderstand him at first glance.

This person looks about 20 years old, with delicate and beautiful facial features, a little too beautiful, just like the CG beauties in the album, very unreal.Especially those slender eyelashes, like two fans.He was wearing elegant Hanfu, with a dusty temperament.If it weren't for the obvious deep and magnetic voice, Adam's apple in the neck, and flat chest, it was obviously a man.Qin Kong is about to make the other party his goddess.

This puppet-like guy has a cold expression on his face and a firm tone: "I'm nothing, I'm your judge. Don't doubt it, you're dead."

Qin Kong obviously didn't believe it: "You said I'm dead? But am I fine now?"

"You're dead. This place is No.14 of the [-] hells—hell of death in vain." The other party's expression became colder than before, and his tone was also cold. A civil servant aunt who accepts business at the counter.

This is hell?What about the promised ghost messenger, Hades, Daoshan, and oil pan?No matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary tropical rainforest, right?

Xi Da Pu Ben: "By the way, I must have time-traveled!"

He poured cold water on him again without mercy: "You are dead. After so many years, the eighteen hells have already been reformed. The first level of tongue-pulling hell alone will have to serve 135 billion years. You can go out alone. Now there are more and more ghosts, how can hell be crowded?"

Qin Kong was still skeptical: "Well, even if what you said is true. So what system has hell changed to now?"

"Competitive reincarnation system. Now it is no longer a single physical and mental torture as punishment, but to complete the task to eliminate the karma in life to get the chance of reincarnation. By the way, I am your judge, responsible for your karma elimination With supervision and counseling business, it can also be regarded as your hell counselor, you can call me Mr. Lu."

"Well, Mr. Lu, I still can't believe that I'm dead. Although your appearance surprised me... mainly in terms of size. But you may also be a dwarf."

Regarding this human being's rudeness, Mr. Judge did not express any opinion, he just explained to Qin Kong dutifully: "Now you are silently saying 'control panel'."

Qin Kong complied dubiously, and a transparent control panel actually appeared in front of him, with three columns of personal data, attributes, and tasks, and several columns with "?" written on it.

"Damn it! I understand! I've actually time-traveled into an online game!" The most popular thing now is to wear games!

Regarding Qin's refusal to face the reality, Mr. Judge still took the trouble to correct him: "You are dead. Congratulations, you are the [-]th client I have accepted, so you can get a gift - golden finger."

Qin Kong looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, you still don't admit that I have time-traveled?" Goldfinger, he must have passed through to a little bit of home to upgrade the harem culture!As long as he has a golden finger, he will be invincible in the chaotic world of strife. He will pass all the way, the male will be accepted as a younger brother, and the female will be accepted as a harem. The whole world will bow down to his bastard.Dominate the world, harem three thousand, reach the pinnacle of life!Think about still some chicks moving.

"Please sew up your brain hole." Mr. Lu took out a golden finger-shaped stick from his wide sleeve: "This is the golden finger. It can make you slide the control panel more smoothly."

Qin Kong really wanted to throw that golden finger directly on Mr. Lu's face: "Your sister! This is called a golden finger? This is a capacitor pen at all, right?!"

The judge, who was as beautiful as a puppet, was expressionless: "I am responsible for the task of supervising the rebirth of all the dead in your entire district."

Qin Kong didn't react for a while, why did the dwarf suddenly change the subject?Is this the rhythm of gossiping with yourself?

Mr. Lu frowned, and said "tsk", "So, I'm very busy, and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." Seeing that Qin Kong seemed to be retorting, he immediately added: "Please shut your mind, And don't interrupt me again, thank you. Now I will introduce to you the way you get the chance of reincarnation-in simple terms, it is to light karma. According to the karma you created during your lifetime, we will calculate a specific conversion number To achieve karmic fire, when you light up all your karmic fires, you can go to reincarnation. And the way to light up karmic fires is very simple, as long as you eliminate your opponents, you can achieve it. Every time you destroy one, your The karmic fire will light up one. For specific methods and rules, please refer to your control panel, which contains detailed instructions."

Qin Kong was still at a loss after hearing this. In fact, he still hasn't accepted the fact that he has died.However, the "doll" judge in front of him seemed to have a bad temper, so he decided it would be better not to provoke him: "That...excuse me, how much of that karmic fire do I need?"

A transparent control panel suddenly appeared in front of Mr. Lu, and he swiped on it for a while: "Area 69, Qin, Qin, Qin, we found it! Qin Kong-20 years old, male, died of being hit by a fat man who jumped off the building, It was an accidental death. He did not commit any crimes during his lifetime."

Qin Kong is proud.Of course, the young master is a very good citizen.

"However, the killing karma is too heavy. I have slaughtered 125 birds and 2341 fish and shrimps."

Qin Kong was dumbfounded: "Hey, isn't it, this also counts as killing?" His occupation is a cook, so it's impossible not to kill?Livestock such as chickens, cows, and pigs are fine, as they are usually bought and slaughtered for direct processing.But fish, shrimp, crab and other aquatic products are eaten fresh, so of course you have to do it yourself.

Mr. Lu squinted at him: "All living beings are equal. Also, you once killed 53 mosquitoes, 18 cockroaches, and 32 mice. You left the food, wasted 52 catties of food, and lied 313 times..."

Qin Kong was speechless, what's the matter?Now he really believes in the transformation of hell.According to this trivial calculation method, there is no one who will not go to hell after death. Isn't this hell full of ghosts?

"Okay, okay, just tell me directly, how many."

Mr. Lu glanced at him coldly: "A total of 2980 karmic fires were caused by karma during his lifetime. In addition, insulting the judge, according to Article 789 of the Hell Penalty Law, 10 additional karmic fires were added, totaling 2990."

Qin Kong: "!!!!"