Mr. Butler on the catwalk

If we want to tell the story of Luo Lin, we have to tell it from ten years ago.

At that time, Luo Lin was 20 years old, and was picked up by his uncle from his hometown in northern Jiangsu to find a job in Shanghai.Children from the countryside can only study up to high school. Even if a diploma was not that important ten years ago, Luo Lin still runs into obstacles everywhere.In addition, Luo Lin is a quiet master, so he really didn't find a job after going back and forth.

And when Luo Lin's life became more and more difficult, he saw a notice to recruit servants.

At that time, Luo Lin only felt that the wages for the servants were surprisingly high, so he thought of giving it a try.When he saw the employment request, he thought it was just a little strange, but he still didn't suspect it.

So Luo Lin is really defenseless, if the recruitment notice is shown to others, it will definitely break out in a cold sweat.

——Requirements: Male, aged 18 to 30 years old, in good health, hard-working.

There is no problem with this first line yet.

——Also: It needs to be thick-skinned and durable, mentally stable, able to withstand high-intensity mental and physical torture, and keep tight-lipped about what happened to the employer.Candidates who have been in contact with mentally ill patients will be given priority, or those who have Sanda [-]nd Duan are also acceptable.

...Luo Lin stared at the line, but didn't see any problem, so he just copied down the contact number.He didn't know why the employer was so happy to answer his call, so he made an appointment the next day to visit.

So when he pushed open the door of Duan's house, he met what he thought was the most beautiful encounter, but it was actually the most tragic encounter.

A little boy with sly eyes saw him from a distance, as if he saw some treasure, he galloped towards him nimbly.The boy's hair was a bit disheveled, but his eyes were sincere, and they kept leaning towards his eyes, as if he wanted to show his favor to him but didn't know how to do it.In the end, the boy lowered his head shyly, and only silently leaned against his hand, sticking close to him intimately.

In the eyes of everyone except Luo Lin, it was the insane young master of the Duan family who was wearing a bird's nest head that hadn't been washed for two weeks, crawling towards the young man who was applying for a servant with his hands and feet like a dog planing After a suspicious look, he opened his bloody mouth and bit down on the man's hand.

At that time, my wife was still alive, and she yelled "I'm going to die" as if singing an opera, and ran down the stairs on the second floor with a bang.The young master of his family was addicted to biting people, gnawing on Luo Lin's knuckles back and forth, like a dog eating bones in cartoons.Luo Lin stood there in a daze, his body obviously trembling with pain, but his face still had a shy and dazed expression.Mrs. Duan screamed and pulled his son's neck, but unfortunately, the dog didn't let go, even Luo Lin was pulled back and forth.On the first day Luo Lin came to Duan's house, he was in "Duan Fei, let me go!!" "The child's hand is going to be broken!!" The time passed.

Luo Lin was eventually (naturally) hired.It was the first time for Mrs. Duan to see such a determined child, and she remained silent and calm when encountering such a miraculous thing. "Come to our house to do it early, otherwise this child will be out of control—" The lady's hand pointed at Duan Fei, who was only 12 years old at the time, and the latter was still "cracking" back and forth to play with his teeth.That night, Luo Lin was assigned to a small room next to the storage room, and after explaining the situation to his uncle, he stayed there.

That night Luo Lin sat alone on the small wooden bed, with his left hand touching his right hand which was wrapped like a rice dumpling, and he was stunned for a while.The door opened and closed, and it was the young master Duan Fei who entered his room wearing a pair of reversed shoes.Luo Lin suddenly became nervous, standing or sitting in front of a child who was less than 1.4 meters tall.Duan Fei stood in front of Luo Lin very domineeringly, his eyes stared straight at Luo Lin's heart.After a long time, Luo Lin hesitantly stretched out his hand, wanting to touch Duan Fei's head.

But Duan Fei stood on tiptoe very neatly, opened his mouth, and bit the left wrist of Luo Lin in one bite.

Luo Lin was trembling with pain, but he still stared at Duan Fei with his mouth slightly open.After biting quietly for about 2 minutes, Duan Fei let go.

Luo Lin watched Duan Fei approach his face again, closed his eyes reflexively and turned his head sideways.Unexpectedly, Duan Fei suddenly kissed Luo Lin's side face.

The child's lips are particularly elastic, and Duan Fei's mouth is still wet with saliva, this kiss makes a particularly loud "click".Luo Lin was startled, opened his eyes, his face was already red.

Xiao Duan Fei stared at him with burning eyes, and wiped his saliva with his sleeve aggressively.Luo Lin was still thinking about what the kid was doing, Duan Fei stretched out his hands again, wrapped around Luo Lin's chin, and kissed him on the lips this time.

...Later, when Duan Fei grew up, he seemed to have completely forgotten about it.Luo Lin, who has become a housekeeper, watched the young master bring girls home more and more frequently. While picking up the scattered clothes in the corridor, he thought, if he hadn't given the young master the first kiss in his life, maybe he would I won't have those strange thoughts.

How should I put it, Luo Lin is a good man.It should be said that he is a good man who is almost extinct.And the only tragedy in his life was that he fell in love with the young master who was eight years younger than him.Not to mention that both of them are men, the more obvious problem is that Duan Fei is a scumbag.

This may be being polite.When Duan Fei was in kindergarten, he could tie up other children's big toes and hang them upside down under an electric fan.So far, no one has been able to figure out how he did it.The only Mrs. Duan who could restrain him a little bit died in Duan Fei's year, and in that year, Duan Fei tore up the admission letter of New York University's Stern School of Business, which his father had spent so much money to buy, and then He hired a person with the same name and surname as him to study for him at Ansai Coal Mine University.According to him, all the diplomas are fake, he just wants to prove that even if I am ignorant, I can still make a living.

After the death of his beloved wife, Mr. Duan devoted himself to his career. Although he made more and more money, his son really didn't care about it anymore.Duan Fei, who was originally only in the category of "crazy", successfully evolved into a complete scumbag after completing a series of activities such as "drag racing, gambling, smoking marijuana, and playing with women".

Duan Fei, who is just over 22 years old, is particularly happy.Not only did he successfully get back the admission letter from Ansai Coal Mine University, but he also hooked up a famous difficult woman.He drank more and more alcohol, and lived in a daze every day, immersed in this drunken environment.To say that the only thing that made him feel uncomfortable was that he accidentally discovered that his butler, who looked like a wooden man, fell in love with him.

He was still drunk that day, and was helped to fall on the bed.The fingers of the person who helped him were long and white, warm and cold all the year round, and they often wiped away his sweat and tears when he was suffering.Ten years had passed, and he couldn't be more familiar with this feeling.He hummed a few times comfortably, and closed his eyes in satisfaction.His face was hot, and he was even more sensitive to the pleasant touch of those fingers.It's just that he vaguely felt that those fingers were lingering on his face and lips, and he didn't know what he was doing.

In the chaos, he only felt a pair of lips, which fell lightly on his eyelids.

Duan Fei snorted coldly, propped himself up between the mattresses, and slapped Luo Lin across the face.

Luo Lin didn't expect that Duan Fei was still awake, and now he was stunned by the slap, and his tall body stood there in a daze without responding.Duan Fei became even more impatient, stretched out his long legs that had not taken off his shoes, and immediately kicked Luo Lin to the ground.

"You...you...do you like me?"

Duan Fei stood unsteadily and asked in a daze.

Luo Lin opened his lips slightly, swallowed silently, and was about to nod when Duan Fei's leather shoes turned his face away.

"You still have the face to nod?"

Duan Fei hiccupped while laughing, and continued: "Oh my god, I have raised a pervert by my side for ten years, it's really fucking dangerous."

Luo Lin felt a pain in his heart, felt his face burn, and just wanted to stand up quickly.Who would have thought that Duan Fei, who was in a daze, could actually step on his hand accurately.

"Then who, let me tell you, you, let's go, huh? Don't f*cking get in front of the young master again. I might feel like throwing up when I see you in the future. You just stared at me for three whole days with your broken face." One thousand six hundred days, just thinking about it makes me sick."

Moving his hands and feet away, Luo Lin stood up trembling slightly, turned around and wanted to leave the room.Unexpectedly, Duan Feixiao was so happy that he leaned over and gave him a kick in the chest at the same time.

"I'm serious, don't ever show up in this house again. Fuck off. You're fired, fag."

... Although Duan Fei said he was telling the truth, in fact he didn't mean it.He is a scum, but what he said is really not serious.He was so drunk that he almost couldn't tell what reality was. He just thought it was too ridiculous. How could that poor housekeeper who had been tossed by him all day long like him?Masochist?But anyway, I'm used to abusing this man, and at worst, I'll give him some candy after the bullying. How long has it been? The two of them have always been in this way of getting along.

So Duan Fei fell asleep as sweetly as a baby after kicking someone.

But he didn't know, Luo Lin didn't understand his psychology.The stubborn Luo Lin didn't have the heart to play any plot with Duan Fei who fell in love and killed each other day by day, so he dragged his suitcase and left Duan's house.He walked away without melancholy, without heartbreak, and without being chaotic in the wind and dark in the sky.No matter how hurt he felt, he still endured it.Even before he left he checked the food stock, checked the gas and sewer lines, made a cleaning list, and posted a polite job posting online for a new butler.The Filipino maids and servants in this villa area all made friends with him, and they were all together, "Xiao Luo, are you going on a trip?" "Xiao Luo, bring us back some special products." With the greeting of "Paid leave", he was sent out warmly.

And when Duan Fei got up the next morning, his mind was still not clear.He watched his Filipino cook lead in a fat man with half-bald hair, and explained to him that this was Mr. Luo's successor as the housekeeper after he was fired.

The fat man smiled at him with his mouth open.Duan Fei gritted his rotten teeth at the man, as if he had just realized it, he only said four words loudly.

"...Ouch, fuck me."