Gongdou's life push
Chapter 73
Demon religion? !
Dai Ruoze's laziness disappeared in an instant. He had dealt with the Devil's Cult once, but the impression was extremely deep.
When they were in Qingling City, the Demon Cult and the Assassin House jointly kidnapped the emperor for an unknown purpose, but no matter what their purpose was, it was still not good for the little emperor.Moreover, the martial arts skills of the Demon Cult's people are beyond the reach of the Assassins, just like Dai Ruoze's single-handed Jin Sanwan, who had to swipe twice before killing him!And if Jin Sanwan hadn't had a lustful weakness, it's still unknown who will win.
Dai Ruoze asked Wei Xiu to investigate Jin Sanwan's details. This Jin Sanwan's position in the Devil's Cult is just a Dharma protector, and there are elders above the Dharma protectors. Elders don't know, anyway, it adds up to double digits, which means that if you want to kill the Demon Cult, you need to kill more than a dozen bosses!
Dai Ruoze panics when he thinks that there are more than a dozen people with super high force value staring at his little emperor, and these people also have younger brothers, maybe there are also small bosses among the younger brothers, and there are also high-level assassins. Anti-thugs, this is a difficult dungeon that makes you want to die in pain just thinking about it!
Dai Ruoze asked the emperor, "What is the Demon Cult doing in the capital?"
The emperor said: "I don't know. The dark guard wanted to catch someone to ask him, but he didn't."
Dai Ruoze asked: "Good martial arts?"
The emperor said: "It doesn't matter whether martial arts are good or not. The dark guard has never fought against that person, but it's true that the light kung fu is good. The dark guard said that they couldn't catch up to the opponent even though they tried their best."
Dai Ruoze asked: "How can you tell that it is a member of the Devil's Cult?"
"He said it himself," said the emperor.
"You said it yourself?!" Dai Ruoze was shocked, "So arrogant?! Don't you know that the capital is your territory? Is this a deliberate provocation?!"
The emperor said: "The whole world is my territory!"
Dai Ruoze said: "That's right, that's right, let's not care about the territory, let's take care of the Devil's Cult first. What are they going to do in the capital? They don't want to kidnap you again." He lifted the quilt out of bed and said, " No, I have to write a letter to Wei Xiu."
When Dai Ruoze got out of bed, the other side of the quilt was empty, and the cold wind gushed into the quilt. The emperor frowned, shrunk down, pressed the corner of the quilt by himself, rolled around, and wrapped himself into a silkworm baby.
The emperor said, "Are you familiar with Wei Xiu? Do you usually communicate by letter?"
Dai Ruoze said: "Maybe I'm familiar with him, Zihong...cough, Concubine Rong knows him well, so I'll write the letter for Concubine Rong to send to him."
The emperor said: "Hmph~ It's late at night. After you finish writing, go to Qianxiangyuan. Concubine Rong also took a rest. What's the hurry? I'll write tomorrow."
Dai Ruoze said: "I have to be anxious, I didn't protect you well last time, if I make a mistake again this time, I can commit seppuku. I wrote the letter first, and I will give it to Concubine Rong when he practices swords tomorrow." He tapped the tip of the emperor's nose and teased, "Don't worry my majesty, my concubine will not let you stay alone in an empty room."
The emperor said: "Go away!"
Dai Ruoze was very concerned about the Demon Cult's entry into Beijing, and when he arrived at Qianxiangyuan the next day, he gave the letter to Ruan Zihong and explained the situation to Ruan Zihong.
Ruan Zihong whistled, and a gray pigeon flapped its wings and flew to a camellia tree. Xiao Huang was watching the pigeon eagerly under the tree, stepping on the tree trunk with his front hooves, as if he wanted to climb the tree to catch the bird.The pigeon hopped on the branch twice, landed on Xiao Huang's head, and pooped.
Dai Ruoze: "..." This pigeon is really enough!The last time I shit on him, this time I shit on Xiao Huang. Is it easy to bully the two of them when they are the pets?When you finish delivering the letter, I will stew you and drink pigeon soup!
The pigeon noticed Dai Ruoze's evil thoughts, combed its feathers with its beak, avoided Dai Ruoze vigilantly, and flew to Ruan Zihong's shoulder to stand still.
Ruan Zihong rolled the letter paper into a small ball and put it into the bamboo tube tied to the pigeon's feet, whispered something to the pigeon, and the pigeon flew out of the yard with a flutter.
Dai Ruoze asked: "How many days can this letter arrive at Kunlun Mountain?"
Ruan Zihong said: "The homing pigeons we raise in Kunlun Mountain fly faster than ordinary pigeons, and they should be able to reach Kunlun Mountain in three days."
Dai Ruoze said: "It's too slow. Wei Xiu will receive the letter in three days, and then go to inquire about the news. Waiting for him to reply to the letter will have to wait until the year of the monkey."
Ruan Zihong said: "Don't worry, the capital is under the feet of the emperor, and the people of the Demon Cult would not dare to act rashly in the capital after being ambitious."
Dai Ruoze said: "Aren't they just a group of guys who have taken the courage of ambitious leopards? Even if His Majesty dares to kidnap, there is nothing he can't do."
Ruan Zihong said, "Well, it makes sense, but it's useless if you're in a hurry."
Dai Ruoze said, "tsk, that's right, let's play by ear."
Dai Ruoze would feel restless if he didn't deal with the matter of the Devil's Cult for a day, for fear that the Devil's Cult would violently break into the palace at night or something.Fortunately, what he was worried about didn't happen. The news reported by the secret guards who supervised the Demon Cult was without exception that the Demon Cult kept a low profile in the capital, and they didn't do anything out of the ordinary. Lazar sleeps.
Dai Ruoze was a little relieved, but just as he was relieved, the dark guard said that there were gradually more people from the Demon Cult. They were scattered all over the capital, and they would meet for the first time occasionally. The dark guard had caught several members of the Demon Cult, But the congregation committed suicide by taking poison before they could get out the information.
Dai Ruoze drank the soup, thinking about the Devil's Cult.
As far as he knew, the base camp of the Demon Cult was outside the Great Wall, separated by thousands of miles from the capital. There must be a reason why they came to the capital one after another.Dai Ruoze guessed that the reason must be the emperor, but with the style of the Demon Cult, they should have sneaked into the palace to kidnap the emperor—anyway, they had done this once before, so they should be familiar with it.But the members of the Devil's Cult are very peaceful, as if they moved to the capital, Dai Ruoze naturally does not believe that they organized a group to visit the capital, and the villains in this game are [-]% planning some kind of conspiracy!
What kind of conspiracy is this?rebellion?Assassination?
Dai Ruoze wanted to send a team of officers and soldiers to the Demon Cult's foothold to wipe out the people, but he also knew that these were just small fish, and perhaps there were some backbones of the Cult, but as long as the leader was not caught, then he would be killed. You can't catch the opponent all at once!And after beating the grass to scare the snake, I am afraid that there will be endless troubles.
Dai Ruoze pushed the soup bowl away in disgust, ate a candied fruit, and said, "This soup is too bad!"
The emperor said: "This is a fetus-raising medicine, which is good for the baby."
Dai Ruoze said: "If you really want to be good to the baby, cook more delicious meals."
The emperor said: "Eating those alone is not enough. The queen mother said that supplements for nourishing the fetus are indispensable."
Dai Ruoze said with tears in his eyes: "Your Majesty, all you think about is the baby, don't you think about me!"
The emperor said: "Hmm~ I miss you, just taste how I feel when you force me to eat carrots."
Dai Ruoze: "..." This is self-inflicted evil!
Dai Ruoze opened the panel to check the baby's condition.
After the baby rises to a level, there are two more columns about the baby on his panel: health status and happiness status.
The health status is divided by color, green is excellent, yellow is average, and red is serious illness.
The happy state is also divided into green, yellow and red. Green is happy, yellow is normal, and red is angry.
When any one of the health status bar or the joy status bar is green, the baby is easy to upgrade; on the contrary, when these two items turn red, the baby is not far from dying.
At this moment, the baby's health status is red.
Dai Ruoze was startled. Half an hour ago, the baby's health was obviously yellowish and greenish, why did it suddenly turn red?You can't be infected with some kind of disease somehow, right? !
Dai Ruoze grabbed the soup bowl and asked, "Who sent this bowl of soup?"
The emperor asked: "What's the matter?"
Dai Ruoze said: "This soup..."
[System: There was saffron in the soup you just drank, which caused your miscarriage, resulting in two deaths.After your death, His Majesty disemboweled you, took out the dead baby in the womb to make a specimen, and gave it to the Queen Mother to play with.Your genitals are made into jade specimens, which are used by the emperor; the rest of your body is made into ordinary specimens, placed on the dragon bed, and sleep with the emperor every day. 】Dai Ruoze was unable to complain about the emperor's handling of his death, and all his complaints were focused on "miscarriage" and "one corpse and two lives".
Dai Ruoze said: "You speak as if I'm really pregnant."
[System: You are pregnant, in a rather special form. 】【System: Friendly reminder, now you are no longer a person who feeds the whole family. You are the one who takes care of the family. You should think more about your children. This is what a good mother should do. 】Dai Ruoze said blackly: "Which eye do you see that I am a mother?! Even if this child is born by me, I am also the father, well, it is the person who fell on me, not me!"
[System: Your entanglement with the name is meaningless. 】
The emperor handed the soup bowl to Dai Ruoze, wondering: "What are you talking about?"
Dai Ruoze said, "No, nothing."
The emperor said: "This bowl of soup is for nourishing the fetus. It is very nourishing. Drinking it is good for you and the baby. Drink it while it is hot."
Dai Ruoze asked: "Who brought this soup?"
The emperor said: "It was sent by the queen mother."
Queen Mother?Dai Ruoze frowned, he knew better than anyone else what the Empress Dowager expected of her grandson, and the last person in the harem who was most likely to harm this unborn little one was the Empress Dowager.Then why is there saffron, an ancient popular abortion medicine, in this bowl of tonic soup sent by the queen mother? !
Dai Ruoze asked: "Is this bowl of soup sent directly by the Queen Mother or has someone else handled it?"
The emperor said: "I don't know about this." The emperor scooped up a spoonful of soup and brought it to Dai Ruoze's mouth, saying, "Hmph~ I'm not the little maid who is in charge of your daily life, how can you know this, hurry up drink it!"
If the emperor personally feeds Dai Ruoze the soup on weekdays, Dai Ruoze will be so happy to hug the emperor and dance, but Dai Ruoze dare not drink this bowl of soup, and it is not good for him to tell the emperor that there is saffron in the soup—he How would you know what's in this soup if you haven't had it before? It's hard to explain.
Dai Ruoze refused: "Hehe, Your Majesty, this smell is too strong, let's drink it later."
The emperor said: "Why is it cold? It's meant to be drunk while it's hot."
Dai Ruoze said: "It's too hot, I will be burned to death."
The emperor said: "Where is it so easy to burn to death, I will collect your body when you die!"
Dai Ruoze: "...Your Majesty, I'm still pregnant with your flesh and blood."
The emperor said: "I will take out the baby after you die."
Dai Ruoze: "..." Your attribute of being an ice lover will not change for ten thousand years, right?
The two pushed the soup bowl back and forth, and Dai Ruoze "accidentally" knocked over the bowl, and the soup spilled all over their bodies.
The soup was dark brown, and both of them were wearing light-colored clothes. Once they touched it, the water stains were very conspicuous, especially the part of the crotch, as if they had pissed on their pants.
Dai Ruoze laughed, and the emperor was angry.
The emperor rushed to the side of the bed and grabbed a pillow with one hand, regardless of whether Dai Ruoze was pregnant or not, he just threw it at people.
After being hit twice, Dai Ruoze ran all over the palace, the emperor chased after him, and the two who were out of breath stopped fighting.
Dai Ruoze pretended to cry: "Your Majesty, this concubine is pregnant. Are you not afraid that the baby will be lost if you chase and beat this concubine?"
The emperor said: "You have so many abdominal muscles, you will definitely be able to keep the baby."
Dai Ruoze said: "Didn't you say that if my abdominal muscles are too hard, the baby will live uncomfortable?"
The emperor said: "There are good and bad."
Dai Ruoze said: "Well, the biggest advantage is a strong waist, which can make His Majesty want to die in bed."
The emperor used the pillow as a hidden weapon and threw Dai Ruoze in the face.
The emperor got angry and stopped talking with Dai Ruoze. He asked, "Why didn't you drink that night's tonic soup?"
Dai Ruoze said, "It's not good."
The emperor said: "But it is good for the baby. You have to drink it no matter how bad it is! Besides, this is the tonic soup given to you by the queen mother. If you don't drink it, you won't give it to the mother. Dead!"
Dai Ruoze snapped his fingers, and said: "That's right, that's the reason! This bowl of soup was rewarded by the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother is the most powerful woman in the palace. Don't say that I am a noble concubine, even if I am the Queen, I have to give it to the Queen Mother." Face. Because I have to drink the queen mother's soup even if I don't like it, so the person who gave the medicine..."
"The person who administered the medicine?!" The emperor raised his voice and asked, "What the person who administered the medicine?!"
Seeing that he slipped his tongue, Dai Ruoze had to confess, "I suspect that there is saffron in that bowl of soup."
Dai Ruoze's laziness disappeared in an instant. He had dealt with the Devil's Cult once, but the impression was extremely deep.
When they were in Qingling City, the Demon Cult and the Assassin House jointly kidnapped the emperor for an unknown purpose, but no matter what their purpose was, it was still not good for the little emperor.Moreover, the martial arts skills of the Demon Cult's people are beyond the reach of the Assassins, just like Dai Ruoze's single-handed Jin Sanwan, who had to swipe twice before killing him!And if Jin Sanwan hadn't had a lustful weakness, it's still unknown who will win.
Dai Ruoze asked Wei Xiu to investigate Jin Sanwan's details. This Jin Sanwan's position in the Devil's Cult is just a Dharma protector, and there are elders above the Dharma protectors. Elders don't know, anyway, it adds up to double digits, which means that if you want to kill the Demon Cult, you need to kill more than a dozen bosses!
Dai Ruoze panics when he thinks that there are more than a dozen people with super high force value staring at his little emperor, and these people also have younger brothers, maybe there are also small bosses among the younger brothers, and there are also high-level assassins. Anti-thugs, this is a difficult dungeon that makes you want to die in pain just thinking about it!
Dai Ruoze asked the emperor, "What is the Demon Cult doing in the capital?"
The emperor said: "I don't know. The dark guard wanted to catch someone to ask him, but he didn't."
Dai Ruoze asked: "Good martial arts?"
The emperor said: "It doesn't matter whether martial arts are good or not. The dark guard has never fought against that person, but it's true that the light kung fu is good. The dark guard said that they couldn't catch up to the opponent even though they tried their best."
Dai Ruoze asked: "How can you tell that it is a member of the Devil's Cult?"
"He said it himself," said the emperor.
"You said it yourself?!" Dai Ruoze was shocked, "So arrogant?! Don't you know that the capital is your territory? Is this a deliberate provocation?!"
The emperor said: "The whole world is my territory!"
Dai Ruoze said: "That's right, that's right, let's not care about the territory, let's take care of the Devil's Cult first. What are they going to do in the capital? They don't want to kidnap you again." He lifted the quilt out of bed and said, " No, I have to write a letter to Wei Xiu."
When Dai Ruoze got out of bed, the other side of the quilt was empty, and the cold wind gushed into the quilt. The emperor frowned, shrunk down, pressed the corner of the quilt by himself, rolled around, and wrapped himself into a silkworm baby.
The emperor said, "Are you familiar with Wei Xiu? Do you usually communicate by letter?"
Dai Ruoze said: "Maybe I'm familiar with him, Zihong...cough, Concubine Rong knows him well, so I'll write the letter for Concubine Rong to send to him."
The emperor said: "Hmph~ It's late at night. After you finish writing, go to Qianxiangyuan. Concubine Rong also took a rest. What's the hurry? I'll write tomorrow."
Dai Ruoze said: "I have to be anxious, I didn't protect you well last time, if I make a mistake again this time, I can commit seppuku. I wrote the letter first, and I will give it to Concubine Rong when he practices swords tomorrow." He tapped the tip of the emperor's nose and teased, "Don't worry my majesty, my concubine will not let you stay alone in an empty room."
The emperor said: "Go away!"
Dai Ruoze was very concerned about the Demon Cult's entry into Beijing, and when he arrived at Qianxiangyuan the next day, he gave the letter to Ruan Zihong and explained the situation to Ruan Zihong.
Ruan Zihong whistled, and a gray pigeon flapped its wings and flew to a camellia tree. Xiao Huang was watching the pigeon eagerly under the tree, stepping on the tree trunk with his front hooves, as if he wanted to climb the tree to catch the bird.The pigeon hopped on the branch twice, landed on Xiao Huang's head, and pooped.
Dai Ruoze: "..." This pigeon is really enough!The last time I shit on him, this time I shit on Xiao Huang. Is it easy to bully the two of them when they are the pets?When you finish delivering the letter, I will stew you and drink pigeon soup!
The pigeon noticed Dai Ruoze's evil thoughts, combed its feathers with its beak, avoided Dai Ruoze vigilantly, and flew to Ruan Zihong's shoulder to stand still.
Ruan Zihong rolled the letter paper into a small ball and put it into the bamboo tube tied to the pigeon's feet, whispered something to the pigeon, and the pigeon flew out of the yard with a flutter.
Dai Ruoze asked: "How many days can this letter arrive at Kunlun Mountain?"
Ruan Zihong said: "The homing pigeons we raise in Kunlun Mountain fly faster than ordinary pigeons, and they should be able to reach Kunlun Mountain in three days."
Dai Ruoze said: "It's too slow. Wei Xiu will receive the letter in three days, and then go to inquire about the news. Waiting for him to reply to the letter will have to wait until the year of the monkey."
Ruan Zihong said: "Don't worry, the capital is under the feet of the emperor, and the people of the Demon Cult would not dare to act rashly in the capital after being ambitious."
Dai Ruoze said: "Aren't they just a group of guys who have taken the courage of ambitious leopards? Even if His Majesty dares to kidnap, there is nothing he can't do."
Ruan Zihong said, "Well, it makes sense, but it's useless if you're in a hurry."
Dai Ruoze said, "tsk, that's right, let's play by ear."
Dai Ruoze would feel restless if he didn't deal with the matter of the Devil's Cult for a day, for fear that the Devil's Cult would violently break into the palace at night or something.Fortunately, what he was worried about didn't happen. The news reported by the secret guards who supervised the Demon Cult was without exception that the Demon Cult kept a low profile in the capital, and they didn't do anything out of the ordinary. Lazar sleeps.
Dai Ruoze was a little relieved, but just as he was relieved, the dark guard said that there were gradually more people from the Demon Cult. They were scattered all over the capital, and they would meet for the first time occasionally. The dark guard had caught several members of the Demon Cult, But the congregation committed suicide by taking poison before they could get out the information.
Dai Ruoze drank the soup, thinking about the Devil's Cult.
As far as he knew, the base camp of the Demon Cult was outside the Great Wall, separated by thousands of miles from the capital. There must be a reason why they came to the capital one after another.Dai Ruoze guessed that the reason must be the emperor, but with the style of the Demon Cult, they should have sneaked into the palace to kidnap the emperor—anyway, they had done this once before, so they should be familiar with it.But the members of the Devil's Cult are very peaceful, as if they moved to the capital, Dai Ruoze naturally does not believe that they organized a group to visit the capital, and the villains in this game are [-]% planning some kind of conspiracy!
What kind of conspiracy is this?rebellion?Assassination?
Dai Ruoze wanted to send a team of officers and soldiers to the Demon Cult's foothold to wipe out the people, but he also knew that these were just small fish, and perhaps there were some backbones of the Cult, but as long as the leader was not caught, then he would be killed. You can't catch the opponent all at once!And after beating the grass to scare the snake, I am afraid that there will be endless troubles.
Dai Ruoze pushed the soup bowl away in disgust, ate a candied fruit, and said, "This soup is too bad!"
The emperor said: "This is a fetus-raising medicine, which is good for the baby."
Dai Ruoze said: "If you really want to be good to the baby, cook more delicious meals."
The emperor said: "Eating those alone is not enough. The queen mother said that supplements for nourishing the fetus are indispensable."
Dai Ruoze said with tears in his eyes: "Your Majesty, all you think about is the baby, don't you think about me!"
The emperor said: "Hmm~ I miss you, just taste how I feel when you force me to eat carrots."
Dai Ruoze: "..." This is self-inflicted evil!
Dai Ruoze opened the panel to check the baby's condition.
After the baby rises to a level, there are two more columns about the baby on his panel: health status and happiness status.
The health status is divided by color, green is excellent, yellow is average, and red is serious illness.
The happy state is also divided into green, yellow and red. Green is happy, yellow is normal, and red is angry.
When any one of the health status bar or the joy status bar is green, the baby is easy to upgrade; on the contrary, when these two items turn red, the baby is not far from dying.
At this moment, the baby's health status is red.
Dai Ruoze was startled. Half an hour ago, the baby's health was obviously yellowish and greenish, why did it suddenly turn red?You can't be infected with some kind of disease somehow, right? !
Dai Ruoze grabbed the soup bowl and asked, "Who sent this bowl of soup?"
The emperor asked: "What's the matter?"
Dai Ruoze said: "This soup..."
[System: There was saffron in the soup you just drank, which caused your miscarriage, resulting in two deaths.After your death, His Majesty disemboweled you, took out the dead baby in the womb to make a specimen, and gave it to the Queen Mother to play with.Your genitals are made into jade specimens, which are used by the emperor; the rest of your body is made into ordinary specimens, placed on the dragon bed, and sleep with the emperor every day. 】Dai Ruoze was unable to complain about the emperor's handling of his death, and all his complaints were focused on "miscarriage" and "one corpse and two lives".
Dai Ruoze said: "You speak as if I'm really pregnant."
[System: You are pregnant, in a rather special form. 】【System: Friendly reminder, now you are no longer a person who feeds the whole family. You are the one who takes care of the family. You should think more about your children. This is what a good mother should do. 】Dai Ruoze said blackly: "Which eye do you see that I am a mother?! Even if this child is born by me, I am also the father, well, it is the person who fell on me, not me!"
[System: Your entanglement with the name is meaningless. 】
The emperor handed the soup bowl to Dai Ruoze, wondering: "What are you talking about?"
Dai Ruoze said, "No, nothing."
The emperor said: "This bowl of soup is for nourishing the fetus. It is very nourishing. Drinking it is good for you and the baby. Drink it while it is hot."
Dai Ruoze asked: "Who brought this soup?"
The emperor said: "It was sent by the queen mother."
Queen Mother?Dai Ruoze frowned, he knew better than anyone else what the Empress Dowager expected of her grandson, and the last person in the harem who was most likely to harm this unborn little one was the Empress Dowager.Then why is there saffron, an ancient popular abortion medicine, in this bowl of tonic soup sent by the queen mother? !
Dai Ruoze asked: "Is this bowl of soup sent directly by the Queen Mother or has someone else handled it?"
The emperor said: "I don't know about this." The emperor scooped up a spoonful of soup and brought it to Dai Ruoze's mouth, saying, "Hmph~ I'm not the little maid who is in charge of your daily life, how can you know this, hurry up drink it!"
If the emperor personally feeds Dai Ruoze the soup on weekdays, Dai Ruoze will be so happy to hug the emperor and dance, but Dai Ruoze dare not drink this bowl of soup, and it is not good for him to tell the emperor that there is saffron in the soup—he How would you know what's in this soup if you haven't had it before? It's hard to explain.
Dai Ruoze refused: "Hehe, Your Majesty, this smell is too strong, let's drink it later."
The emperor said: "Why is it cold? It's meant to be drunk while it's hot."
Dai Ruoze said: "It's too hot, I will be burned to death."
The emperor said: "Where is it so easy to burn to death, I will collect your body when you die!"
Dai Ruoze: "...Your Majesty, I'm still pregnant with your flesh and blood."
The emperor said: "I will take out the baby after you die."
Dai Ruoze: "..." Your attribute of being an ice lover will not change for ten thousand years, right?
The two pushed the soup bowl back and forth, and Dai Ruoze "accidentally" knocked over the bowl, and the soup spilled all over their bodies.
The soup was dark brown, and both of them were wearing light-colored clothes. Once they touched it, the water stains were very conspicuous, especially the part of the crotch, as if they had pissed on their pants.
Dai Ruoze laughed, and the emperor was angry.
The emperor rushed to the side of the bed and grabbed a pillow with one hand, regardless of whether Dai Ruoze was pregnant or not, he just threw it at people.
After being hit twice, Dai Ruoze ran all over the palace, the emperor chased after him, and the two who were out of breath stopped fighting.
Dai Ruoze pretended to cry: "Your Majesty, this concubine is pregnant. Are you not afraid that the baby will be lost if you chase and beat this concubine?"
The emperor said: "You have so many abdominal muscles, you will definitely be able to keep the baby."
Dai Ruoze said: "Didn't you say that if my abdominal muscles are too hard, the baby will live uncomfortable?"
The emperor said: "There are good and bad."
Dai Ruoze said: "Well, the biggest advantage is a strong waist, which can make His Majesty want to die in bed."
The emperor used the pillow as a hidden weapon and threw Dai Ruoze in the face.
The emperor got angry and stopped talking with Dai Ruoze. He asked, "Why didn't you drink that night's tonic soup?"
Dai Ruoze said, "It's not good."
The emperor said: "But it is good for the baby. You have to drink it no matter how bad it is! Besides, this is the tonic soup given to you by the queen mother. If you don't drink it, you won't give it to the mother. Dead!"
Dai Ruoze snapped his fingers, and said: "That's right, that's the reason! This bowl of soup was rewarded by the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother is the most powerful woman in the palace. Don't say that I am a noble concubine, even if I am the Queen, I have to give it to the Queen Mother." Face. Because I have to drink the queen mother's soup even if I don't like it, so the person who gave the medicine..."
"The person who administered the medicine?!" The emperor raised his voice and asked, "What the person who administered the medicine?!"
Seeing that he slipped his tongue, Dai Ruoze had to confess, "I suspect that there is saffron in that bowl of soup."
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