Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze is very familiar with this cow, and there is only one person in the harem who treats a cow as a pet.

Niu Niu squeezed through the door, looking around, obviously looking for Xiao Huang.It suddenly fixed its head and stared at the back of Dai Ruoze, there was a bunch of little yellow tail hairs that hadn't been hidden, and it started to shave its hooves again, like a big truck with the engine running, running towards Dai Ruoze with a "bang bang bang" Come on, Dai Ruoze thought, what the fuck, if you get hit in the intestines by this big bull, you will go crazy, okay? As soon as Huang ran, Niu Niu ran after Xiao Huang's white buttocks, one after another running in a big circle.

Dai Ruoze shouted to Niu Niu: "My Xiao Huang's butt is white buddy! It's not red, you are colorblind!"

Niu Niu can't understand human words, so he chases Xiao Huang persistently.

Dai Ruoze asked Ruan Zihong for help with tears streaming down his face, "Zihong save me!"

Ruan Zihong made a bold move, grabbed one of Niu Niu's horns with one hand, exerted strength with his hands and feet, and stepped on the ground with the soles of his feet as a brake. After sliding for half a meter, Niu Niu stopped suddenly with brute force!

Niu Niu stopped hastily, his hind hooves flew up, and the whole cow was about to flip and land on the ground. If it really turned 360 degrees and fell, Niu Niu would lose at least half of his life.

At this moment, Concubine Shu arrived, and she shouted in shock: "Niu Niu!"

Concubine Shu raised her hand, wanting to save Niu Niu, but she was far away, and it was her daughter's house, even if she could meet Niu Niu, she would not be able to save her.

Dai Ruoze hurriedly flew and rode on Niu Niu's back, and fell so courageously that Niu Niu fell back to the ground!

This back and forth was considered to have saved Niu Niu, but Niu Niu was really uncomfortable under the impact, and his four hooves were shaking because he was so tired that he was out of breath.

Concubine Shu rushed over, pushed away Dai Ruoze who came down from Niu Niu's back, hugged Niu Niu's big head and asked, "Niu Niu, are you okay? Don't scare me!"

Niu Niu: "Moo—"

Concubine Shu said: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I won't let others hurt you!"

After concubine Shu comforted Niu Niu, she transformed back into the demeanor of a strong woman.

Concubine Shu scratched Dai Ruoze and Ruan Zihong like a knife, and said, "This is how you two treat guests, I have learned it."

Dai Ruoze said with a smile: "Ms. Concubine Shu's words are not right. Your Niu Niu is chasing my Xiao Huang and won't let go. If Concubine Rong hadn't helped me, Xiao Huang and I would be in danger." He is now a virtuous concubine , is on the same level as Concubine Shu, so there is no need to be respectful to this woman, "Concubine Rong helped me and Xiao Huang, and I saved Niu Niu's life. No matter how the account is settled, Concubine Shu owes us a huge debt." Favor."

Concubine Shu was so annoyed by Dai Ruoze's robbing, she couldn't refute it.

Concubine Shu said: "Concubine Xian, don't be too complacent. In this deep palace, the ups and downs are ups and downs, and no one can predict the ups and downs."

Dai Ruoze said: "Oh, I just answered Concubine Shu's words? One month ago I was still a nobleman, three months ago I was always here, and five months ago I agreed. The concubine is sitting on an equal footing."

Concubine Shu said: "I want to see if you can sit still!"

Concubine Shu touched Niu Niu's nose ring, and pulled Niu Niu away.

Niu Niu seemed to have not recovered from the fright, and pulled a pile of cow dung after taking two steps.

Dai Ruoze and Ruan Zihong: "..." Did Concubine Shu bring cows to other people's houses to shit? !

Dai Ruoze was furious by Concubine Shu, the only woman in the harem who had a lot of business.

Dai Ruoze rubbed Xiao Huang, making the silly robe roll around on the ground, "My ancestor, can't you stop messing with that idiot?! The combined combat power of Concubine Shu and that cow is simply How about the female version of the Bull Demon King!"

Xiao Huang rolled happily, having a great time, completely unaware of what his master was talking about.

Ruan Zihong pondered for a moment, then said, "Concubine Shu knows martial arts."

"Knowledge in martial arts?" Dai Ruoze asked in surprise, "It's just that her body doesn't look like a martial arts practitioner."

Concubine Shu is less than 1.6 meters tall, and she is also thin. She looks like a small one, but her strong aura often makes people ignore the fact that she is very thin.

Ruan Zihong said: "When the cow was about to have an accident just now, Concubine Shu's move was to use a soft weapon. I guess her weapon would be a whip or a rope. She wanted to use a soft weapon to trap Niu Niu and catch Niu Niu. Pull it back to the ground."

Dai Ruoze said angrily: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have shot, so I could test Concubine Shu's martial arts." He paused, and said, "Do you think Concubine Shu is a foodie assassin?"

Ruan Zihong said: "Not necessarily, there are many hidden people in this palace, you can't just conclude that she is from the Assassin House just because she knows martial arts."

Dai Ruoze said: "That's right, I'll find an opportunity to test her out. Hey, what is Concubine Shu's purpose here? She has never been to our door."

Ruan Zihong said: "You have become a concubine, and you are at the same level as Concubine Shu and Concubine Liang. It stands to reason that you should go to say hello to them one by one, but you have not gone, and they are the only ones who come to the door. Concubine Shu She has already been here, Concubine Liang should be here soon."

Dai Ruoze said: "Is there such a rule?!"

Ruan Zihong said: "If you have time, you should read less erotic pictures and read the palace rules twice more."

Dai Ruoze said angrily: "I don't often look at erotic pictures!"

Sure enough, as Ruan Zihong said, in the afternoon, Concubine Liang entered Qianxiang Courtyard while looking in the mirror.

Ruan Zihong will not accompany him this time, after meeting Concubine Liang, he went about his own business and let Dai Ruoze deal with it by himself.

Dai Ruoze had hardly spoken to Concubine Liang, and his impression of this man with too much beauty value was that of a narcissist.

Whenever and wherever he happens to meet Concubine Liang, Concubine Liang is always looking in the mirror, looking directly, sideways, and backwards. Anyway, there are basically no other people in Liang Concubine's vision, and it is all his own. reflection.

Concubine Liang said, "Congratulations, Concubine Xian."

Dai Ruoze said, "Thank you."

Concubine Liang moved a seat and sat next to Dai Ruoze. He straightened the mirror and framed both of them in the mirror. He said to Dai Ruoze in the mirror, "Concubine Xian looks good too."

The corners of Dai Ruoze's eyes twitched, and he said: "Thank you Concubine Liang for exaggerating. When it comes to appearance, no one in this harem can match Concubine Liang."

What Concubine Liang likes the most is when others praise his appearance, so she is overjoyed at the moment, and said modestly: "It's just that the parents were born well. If you want to say, this appearance is not so rare in the harem, it is better to be like Concubine Xian, You are a big celebrity in front of His Majesty, and you are the only one in this harem with the utmost grace." He took Dai Ruoze's hand affectionately and said, "Now that we have the same status, we are good brothers, and we should treat each other. Well taken care of."

Dai Ruoze thought that fortunately you were not talking about good sisters, and said with a smile, "That's natural."

Concubine Liang straightened her temple hair, put away the mirror, and sighed: "If there is anything in this world that can record my face at this moment, it would be great. Hey, it is said that a beautiful face is easy to grow old. Wait until ten or twenty years later. My beauty is gone, and the world will never know that there were people as beautiful as me in this world, that would be a pity."

Dai Ruoze got goosebumps all over his body and wanted to yell at Concubine Liang, but there is a limit to narcissism, buddy!But she said, "Concubine Liang's words are wrong. Your beauty will not disappear with time, but will be precipitated with time. After you have experienced the baptism of time, your appearance will become more and more beautiful. Profound beauty."

Dai Ruoze's words directly pierced Concubine Liang's heart, and made him feel refreshed. He immediately introduced Dai Ruoze as a confidant, and felt a sense of resentment for seeing each other later.

Concubine Liang said: "It's really strange why the two of us didn't talk much before. From now on, we can walk around more. Talking to Concubine Xian is really a pleasure."

Dai Ruoze said: "I am a concubine for the first time, and I am not very familiar with the things to be done in this position. If there is anything I don't understand, I have to ask Concubine Liang for advice."

Concubine Liang said: "No problem, if you encounter any troubles, just come to me. When His Majesty assigns you a palace, you can get someone who is close to me, and I will visit every day."

Dai Ruoze said: "We as concubines have no say in the assignment of the palace. I hope His Majesty can hear our prayers."

Concubine Liang smiled, "Concubine Xian, you are so funny."

Dai Ruoze and Concubine Liang had a very happy chat, until it was time for dinner, Concubine Liang still lingered and did not leave after having dinner with Dai Ruoze and Ruan Zihong.

As soon as Concubine Liang walked away, great blessings came back.

Dafu came to Xuandai Ruoze to go to Weiyang Palace.

It has been three days since he returned to the palace from Qingling City, Dai Ruoze and the emperor have not met each other, one is busy dealing with concubines, the other is busy reviewing piles of memorials.

Dai Ruoze also took time to go to Weiyang Palace, but the gate of Weiyang Palace was closed and Dai Ruoze couldn't get in.

The emperor talked to Dai Ruoze through a megaphone, saying that there were too many memorials to be approved, and Dai Ruoze was not allowed to make trouble and delay the progress.

Dai Ruoze knew that the emperor was afraid of being distracted, so he wisely didn't come to the door again.

Dai Ruoze asked Dafu, "Your Majesty, are you done with your work?"

Dafu said: "Your Majesty has been working overtime for the past three days to process the memorial. After this processing is over, I will let the young concubine Xuanxian go to Weiyang Palace."

Dai Ruoze asked: "Your Majesty is not tired?"

Dafu said: "Your Majesty is in good spirits, Concubine Xian don't need to worry about it."

When Dai Ruoze arrived at Weiyang Palace, the emperor was having dinner.

There are more than [-] dishes and pastries piled up on a large table, which is so rich that people are jealous.

Dai Ruoze sat next to the emperor and said, "I wish I didn't eat, otherwise I can eat with His Majesty."

The emperor said: "I don't want you to accompany me, hum~ I don't enjoy eating well with you here."

Dai Ruoze said with a look of embarrassment: "Then the concubine will resign."

Dai Ruoze made a gesture to leave, but the emperor slapped his arm with chopsticks, and the emperor said: "Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep, just shut up and sit beside me!"

Dai Ruoze said with a playful smile: "I would like to obey the emperor's order."

Although Dai Ruoze had eaten dinner, he was very greedy seeing the little emperor's delicious food, especially when he saw the white fish meat reflected on the little emperor's bright red lips, it was really very attractive.

Dai Ruoze opened his mouth, "Ah—" motioned for the emperor to feed him, but the emperor turned a blind eye and ate his own.

Dai Ruoze acted like a rascal. When the emperor picked up a meatball, Dai Ruoze quickly and accurately bit the emperor's chopsticks and swallowed the meatball.

The emperor glared at Dai Ruoze, and Dai Ruoze said: "The ones in other people's bowls should be more fragrant."

Angrily, the emperor picked up another meatball, Dai Ruoze repeated the same trick, the emperor withdrew his hand smartly, Dai Ruoze took a bite, let alone a mouthful of air, the pain when the upper and lower teeth collided was enough.

The emperor complacently brought the saved meatballs to his lips, but Dai Ruoze made another sneak attack and kissed the emperor the moment the emperor took the meatballs into his mouth, and with a twist of his tongue, he insisted on snatching the meatballs from the emperor's mouth success.

The emperor was so angry that his cheeks puffed up, Dai Ruoze was about to make a few jokes, but his eyes went dark.

[System: You ate so much that your stomach couldn't bear it, so you died on the spot.After your death, the emperor made a specimen of your corpse, placed it on the dragon bed, and slept with you every day. 】