Gongdou's life push

When Ruan Zihong wants to talk to a person, the other person can only listen, because if the other person is a little bit reluctant, then he may usher in the fate of being a camellia fertilizer.

Dai Ruoze pretended to be listening calmly, but his heart was churning endlessly.

If Ruan Zihong confesses to me, how can I reject him in an artistic and harmless way and ensure that he will not turn me into fertilizer because of love and hatred? If I swear that the little emperor is the love of my life, I will never change my heart to him, he will For the sake of my deep love, let me go, the entangled Dai Ruoze is about to become a mess.

Ruan Zihong cleared his throat, "I..." He hesitated, as if he was embarrassed.

Dai Ruoze was shaking, the more he loves me, the higher the chance of my death, Ruan Zihong asked, "What are you shaking?"

Dai Ruoze said honestly, "I'm afraid."

Ruan Zihong asked, "What are you afraid of?"

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm afraid you'll crush my hand, it hurts, brother!"

Then Ruan Zihong gave up ravaging Dai Ruoze's palm as if awakened from a dream, and said, "I'm in a hurry."

Dai Ruoze shook his painful hand and said, "Tell me, what exactly are you going to tell me, I'll die early!"

Ruan Zihong wondered, "Why do you want to die?"

Dai Ruoze was going crazy, "My dear Ruan Guiren, if you have something to say, just say it, I can't take it anymore!"

Ruan Zihong nodded and said, "Okay then, I'll just say it straight, Mr. Dai, I want to take you in as an apprentice."

Dai Ruoze froze instantly, I took off my fucking pants, you tell me this? !

[System: Your heart was overwhelmed due to too much emotional ups and downs, and you died of cerebral hemorrhage.After you died, Ruan Guiren buried you on the spot and planted a camellia tree. 】Dai Ruoze crawled back to the save point with his face covered in blood, it was the time when Concubine Yu came to visit.

Concubine Yu said with concern: "Mr. Dai Gui, what's wrong with you? You look really bad."

Dai Ruoze said: "It's okay, I probably didn't sleep well."

Concubine Yu said: "Serving His Majesty naturally cannot sleep well, if Mrs. Dai needs help, just tell me, we are good sisters."

Dai Ruoze said numbly, "Thank you, sister Yupin."

Concubine Yu let out a laugh like a silver bell.

Dai Ruoze finished the story of Concubine Yu absent-mindedly, and went to find Ruan Zihong as usual.

Ruan Zihong glanced back under the camellia tree, and said to him, "Practice your sword when you come."

Dai Ruoze looked at Ruan Zihong with complicated emotions, and wanted to give this guy a few swords. If you really want to take me as an apprentice, just say so, what do you want to be shy? !Is it fun to make me cranky and uneasy? !

Dai Ruoze felt that he could no longer play friendly with Ruan Zihong!

Ruan Zihong asked, "What are you in a daze for?"

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm wondering whether to worship you as a teacher."

Ruan Zihong showed obvious surprise, "Do you want to worship me as a teacher?"

Dai Ruoze said: "If you teach me martial arts, I already have a half-teacher friendship, and it is only natural for me to take you as my teacher."

Ruan Zihong pretended to be reserved and said: "You and I are both His Majesty's concubines, and now we have the same status. Are you afraid of lowering your self-worth by worshiping me as a teacher?"

"What's my worth!" Dai Ruoze wanted to cry up to the sky, "Dear Zihong, stop pretending, your uncontrollable smile betrayed you! You must be secretly happy when I move to Qianxiangyuan, you At that time, what I thought was that you would save an hour to practice swords without having to come to the cold palace every day, and you could guide me nearby, and then wait for the opportunity to see if you can take me as an apprentice."

Ruan Zihong no longer tense, a smile spread to his eyes, and said: "Yes."

Ruan Zihong didn't tell Dai Ruoze why Ruan Zihong wanted to accept Dai Ruoze as his apprentice, and Dai Ruoze didn't ask in detail, and obediently burned incense and tea in accordance with the rules of the world, and worshiped his teacher.And later, when Dai Ruoze learned of Ruan Zihong's real intention of taking him as a disciple by chance, he suddenly felt extremely cheated.

Of course, this is something for later, so let's put it aside for the time being.

The harem is a place where you can't hide things. The news that Ruan Zihong and Dai Ruoze became masters and apprentices spread quickly, and the people who came to congratulate them were like leeks.

Concubine Lan sent his new invention as a congratulatory gift, "Congratulations to Ruan Guiren for accepting a good apprentice, and congratulations to Dai Guiren for worshiping a good master!"

Ruan Zihong said politely, "Thank you."

Dai Ruoze held Concubine Lan's shoulders, and the two brothers said kindly, "Thank you, what is your new invention for?"

Concubine Lan's new invention is called the "microphonic tube", which is a square metal block with uppercase number buttons on it, resembling a mobile phone.

Concubine Lan got excited when she mentioned her new invention, and she introduced with joy: "This is a communication tool. Each microphone has a separate signal transmitter, and each transmitter has a unique code. For example, Ruan Guiren Your number is zero two, Mr. Dai, you can press zero and two, and then press Dial to contact Mr. Ruan."

Concubine Lan gave Dai Ruoze and Ruan Zihong a live demonstration, and used Dai Ruoze's megaphone to call Ruan Zihong's megaphone.The microphone vibrated and screamed. Concubine Lan pressed the on button before Ruan Zihong crushed the microphone into pieces because of his at a loss, and ran outside Qianxiang courtyard, using the microphone to talk to two people in the courtyard.

Dai Ruoze decisively knelt down to Concubine Lan, this is definitely a mobile phone!In fact, Concubine Lan is the one who wears it. In fact, Concubine Lan is the one who cheats like a cheater. Don’t go against the sky to invent a mobile phone in this era when there is no electricity or signal towers!Even if logic is dead, you can't play with the public like this!

Concubine Lan said happily: "The microphone is still in the development stage. I have made three copies in total. One is given to His Majesty, and the other two are given to you. Your Majesty's number is zero, and Mrs. Dai's number is zero." One, with the microphone, you can contact me at any time!"

Ruan Zihong said: "It's really a masterpiece of ingenuity. Although there are magic tools that can transmit sound in the cultivation world, they record the sound first and then transmit it to others. It's amazing that this microphone can communicate in real time."

Dai Ruoze raised his forehead, what's the matter with this immediate sense of advertising?Do you really feel no sense of disobedience when you use such fashionable words in classical games? !

Concubine Lan said: "I'm so happy to be praised by Ruan Guiren. You are a master of Kunlun Mountain. You must have seen a lot of magic weapons. Please give me your advice."

Ruan Zihong said: "Imperial Concubine Lan will definitely achieve great achievements in the journey of the magic weapon."

Concubine Lan said: "I'm studying how to add a screen and a camera function to the microphone, and then..."

Dai Ruoze left the Qianxiangyuan and asked Ruan Zihong and Concubine Lan to discuss it by himself. He really didn't want to refresh his world view anymore!

Dai Ruoze asked the system: "Did Concubine Lan come from time travel?"

[System: Hello, dear player, your question is beyond the scope of my answer. 】Dai Ruoze asked: "Are there any other time-travelers besides me in this game?"

[System: Please ask me questions within the scope of my answer. 】Dai Ruoze asked: "What are the questions within the scope of your answer?"

[System: Today's weather, temperature, air pollution level. 】Dai Ruoze: "..." Are you a weather forecaster?

Dai Ruoze dialed the number [-], and there was a half-beep from the microphone, and the person over there picked it up. The quick response made one wonder if the emperor had been guarding the microphone for a long time.

Dai Ruoze said: "Greetings to Your Majesty."

The emperor said: "Hmph~ I heard that you worship nobleman Ruan as your teacher?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Yes."

The emperor asked, "Why?"

Dai Ruoze said: "In order to let my dear majesty stop misunderstood our relationship and get unnecessary jealousy, although I am very happy that your majesty is jealous for me, but getting angry hurts my body, and I can't bear to let your majesty get hurt."

The emperor said angrily: "I'm not jealous, I won't be angry if you don't get angry with me a few times a day!"

Dai Ruoze laughed lowly, and his laughter became more and more deep and sexy after being transmitted through the signal stream, making the little emperor at the other end of the microphone blush.

The emperor scolded without confidence: "Smile!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm not laughing like a fart. Your Majesty is good. What are you doing now? Approving memorials? Do you want me to accompany you?"

The emperor said: "Don't come! You will disturb me and I won't be able to help you, hum~! If you dare to come to Weiyang Palace, I will break your leg!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Interrupt as much as you want, then I will spend the rest of my life on the dragon bed."

The emperor said: "Smelly shameless!"

After the emperor scolded Dai Ruoze, he hung up the microphone. Dai Ruoze smiled when he heard the busy tone on the receiver.

Rong Feng saw Dai Ruoze's smirk from afar, whistled, and said: "Yo~ what are you laughing about, you are so rippling!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I laughed so hard that no one could be more honest than a gentleman."

Rong Feng laughed loudly, "My heroic smile is called a gentleman!" He took out a bottle of medicine and said, "This is for you."

Dai Ruoze asked: "What is it?"

Rong Feng said: "Aphrodisiac medicine!"

Dai Ruoze choked on a mouthful of saliva and almost saw God.

Rong Feng smiled wretchedly, bumped Dai Ruoze with his elbow, and said, "That's enough brother, I'm my treasure!"

Dai Ruoze said with a black line on his forehead: "I don't need it."

Rong Feng swayed his index finger left and right, and said: "No, no, Jose, you spoke too soon! You have been running around Weiyang Palace these days, if you don't be brave, how can you trap His Majesty! If you can't trap Your Majesty Wouldn't your infatuation just go to waste!"

Dai Ruoze rubbed off the goosebumps that protruded, and accepted the aphrodisiac provided by Rong Feng with an embarrassing face, and said, "Okay, thank you brother."

Rong Feng said: "Hahaha, thank you for nothing, what are we brothers doing, I'll go and give gifts to Ruan Guiren."

Rong Feng was about to enter Qianxiang Yuan, coincidentally Concubine Lan was about to leave Qianxiang Yuan, the two bumped into each other.

Concubine Lan, a scholar who has no strength to restrain a chicken, can't bump into Rong Feng, a man of five big and three thick. The next stagger is about to fall back. Fortunately, Ruan Zihong is behind him, and he supported him when he fell. .

After Rong Feng apologized and greeted Concubine Lan, the two went their separate ways.

Dai Ruoze grabbed Concubine Lan and asked, "Are you alright?"

Concubine Lan said: "I'm not so weak."

Dai Ruoze said: "Tsk, if you have a plan, your brother can tear Rong Feng apart."

Concubine Lan's face fell, "Can you not mention my brother, my whole body hurts when I mention him."

Dai Ruoze asked, "Did your brother beat you?"

Concubine Lan said: "No, he is afraid that I will be bullied in the harem, so he insists on forcing me to practice martial arts. If I can't practice well, he won't give me food, and even beat me! I can't bear it! He is no longer the big brother I know! "

Dai Ruoze lit a candle for Concubine Lan, and asked what he was most concerned about, "Concubine Lan, are you... here?"

Concubine Lan had a question mark above her head, "What?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Did you... come here?"

Concubine Lan said in confusion, "What is it?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Forget it, it's okay, thank you for your megaphone."

Concubine Lan said: "You're welcome. After I develop it in batches, the talking tube will be popularized in the harem. It will be very interesting then!"

Dai Ruoze touched his chin, and when he mentioned time travel, the system automatically silenced him. It seems that this game really has another secret!