Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze's distraction did not hinder the progress of the banquet, Dafu and Dagui shuttled between the banquet to collect the gifts from the concubines to the emperor.

After all the gifts are collected, the nobles will sing the names according to their status.

The concubines gave the most gifts to the Four Treasures of the Study, including paintings and calligraphy by famous masters, expensive inkstones, etc. Dai Ruoze used a Yanghao brush with a jade pen holder as a gift, and the most eye-catching among these gifts It was a gift from Concubine Lan, Concubine Liang, Ruan Zihong and Rong Feng.

Not to mention Ruan Zihong's dagger and Rong Feng's Daliwan, the gift from Concubine Lan was a new magic weapon he developed called "Warm Yangyang".

The so-called warm clothes are of the same nature as the modern warm baby, which can emit heat when pasted on clothes in winter, making people feel warm even in severe winters.

The emperor said, "I like Ah Lan's warmth very much, you can make some more and send them to the Queen Mother someday."

The queen mother said: "Well, the Ai family also thinks this is good. Concubine Lan is very talented."

Concubine Lan said, "It's great that you guys like my new invention!"

Concubine Liang's gift was a mirror of equal height. The back and frame of the mirror were inlaid with gold and silver, which was extraordinarily luxurious. It was an enlarged version of the small mirror he carried with him.

Concubine Liang said: "It is said that a sword is given to a hero, but the mirror should be given to a beauty. This is the best mirror for a concubine, so I give it to Your Majesty."

The emperor was slightly dissatisfied with Concubine Liang's use of "beauty" to describe herself, and said, "I am not a beauty."

Concubine Liang said: "Yes, yes, Your Majesty is handsome. A handsome man should look in the mirror more, which will make His Majesty even more handsome!" , Arranging hair.

Now that the gifts have been delivered, it's time for the show.

The palace's own band specially prepared a program for the emperor's birthday, with a lot of singing and dancing, as well as theater troupes invited from the people to perform birthday celebrations, making the birthday party lively.

Dai Ruoze yawned, leaned on Ruan Zihong's shoulder, and said, "Tsk, it's not exciting, it makes me feel sleepy."

Ruan Zihong poked a certain acupuncture point on Dai Ruoze's waist, and Dai Ruoze's upper body immediately stiffened into a rock, and he sat upright, "Mr. Dai Gui, pay attention to the impact."

Dai Ruoze said blackly: "It's not enough, buddy! We are all men, this is just the most common shoulder-to-shoulder hook between brothers, okay?"

Ruan Zihong said: "Other people's views may not be the same as yours."

When Dai Ruoze mentioned others, the first thing Dai Ruoze thought of was the little emperor. He looked in the direction of the little emperor, and happened to see the little emperor avert his eyes angrily, and squeezed the peanuts and melon seeds on the plate to "crack".

Dai Ruoze suddenly recalled that the emperor did not agree with him moving to Qianxiang Courtyard at first. Although the emperor did not admit it, Dai Ruoze believed that the little emperor was jealous of Ruan Zihong.

If the emperor really made Ruan Zihong jealous because of him, then his behavior of relying on Ruan Zihong just now would definitely be very ambiguous in the eyes of the emperor. Would the emperor believe that he and Ruan Zihong really had an affair? !

Dai Ruoze thought gloomily, it's too bad, the little emperor will definitely find a way to punish him!

Dai Ruoze expected that the emperor would trick him, but he didn't expect it to come so soon!

After the performances by the band and troupe, the concubines also showed their talents enthusiastically, adding color to the emperor's birthday banquet.

Concubine Yu's song, Concubine Shu's piano, Concubine Hua's dance.

The whole point of the emperor's wearing of Jose was on Concubine Hua's dance.

Concubine Hua danced a very difficult dance.

His stage is a two-meter-high wooden stakes, and Concubine Hua is like a fluttering butterfly, jumping back and forth on dozens of wooden stakes, and performing difficult moves such as splitting legs, lowering waist, and jumping in circles. dancing.

The people sitting looking up at Concubine Hua couldn't see his face clearly, but from this angle, there was a big and round bright moon behind Concubine Hua, as if he was a fairy from the moon, standing under the moon Dancing for the emperor, the picture is too beautiful to describe.

After Concubine Hua finished her dance, the audience burst into thunderous applause.

The emperor praised: "Concubine Hua's dancing skills have improved again."

Concubine Hua said: "If you practice hard, you will always improve."

The emperor said: "The dance is beautiful."

Concubine Hua said, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

The emperor said: "Concubine Hua's dance is unmatched in the palace. I heard that Dai Guiren once learned dancing from Concubine Hua. Is there such a thing?"

Concubine Hua said: "It's true, Mr. Dai learned it very quickly."

The emperor said: "Then let Dai Gui perform the dance Concubine Hua just performed again."

All the concubines looked at Dai Ruoze in unison, Dai Ruoze wanted to hide in the toilet and cry.

Dai Ruoze said with a mournful face, "Your Majesty, this concubine has only learned the superficial aspects of Concubine Hua."

The emperor said: "It's okay, just to help you have fun, and I don't ask you to be perfect."

The queen mother said: "Mr. Dai, don't disappoint. You can dance more while you are not pregnant. When you are pregnant, you will not be able to dance even if you want to."

Dai Ruoze: "..." Why are you inseparable from pregnancy in three sentences, empress dowager!

[System: Dear player, you have started the mini-game "Dancing Under the Moon". 】【System: If you successfully clear the mini-game, you will gain the favorability of the emperor. 】【System: Friendly reminder, you only have one chance. 】

Dai Ruoze bit the bullet and stood on the stake.

The wooden posts will be lit up one by one according to the order that Concubine Hua stepped on them before. What Dai Ruoze has to do is to jump over the wooden posts at the moment they are lit up. The test is on the reaction ability and the mastery of lightness kung fu.

After the beep of "Ding Dong", the wooden stake lights up, and Dai Ruoze nimbly jumped onto the designated wooden stake, made two random gestures, and jumped to the next wooden stake.

The initial dance steps were very simple, just a few adjacent wooden stakes jumping around, but when the dance reached its climax, the rhythm became more and more urgent, and the lighting speed of the wooden stakes became faster and faster, and the intervals became shorter. When it got bigger, Dai Ruoze couldn't do what he wanted.

[System: You fell from the stake and unfortunately fell on the back of your head, bleeding to death on the spot.After your death, the emperor made a specimen of your body, put it in the palace, and slept together every day. 】【System: The emperor's favorability is -2, and the total favorability is 46. 】The plot rewinds to shortly after the start of the dinner party. This time, Dai Ruoze is honest, standing like a pine and sitting like a clock, absolutely not leaning towards Ruan Zihong once——The jealous little emperor is too scary, okay?

The banquet lasted until the mid-heaven of the moon, and then the Queen Mother ordered everyone to disperse.

Dai Ruoze sat up all night, his back ached from exhaustion, and he wanted to go back to Qianxiang Courtyard and lie down on the bed to roll around, but was stopped by the Queen Mother.

As soon as the queen mother called Dai Ruoze, the other concubines showed expressions of disappointment, envy or jealousy, and bid farewell to the queen mother and the emperor and knelt down one by one.

The queen mother said: "Mr. Dai Gui, the Ai family has a medicine, so I gave it to you." She gave a porcelain bottle to Dai Ruoze, "This medicine is very precious. There are not many bottles in the world. You should make good use of it, Mr. Dai."

Dai Ruoze didn't understand, so he said, "Empress Dowager, my concubine is in good health, even colds are rare, the medicine you gave me is..."

The Empress Dowager laughed and said, "Hey, I see that you seem to be a knowledgeable person, but it turns out that you are also ignorant. This medicine is called Huaigudan, and it is a medicine that can help people get pregnant. If you take one before having sex with Your Majesty, it will help you get pregnant." You should conceive a dragon son as soon as possible."

Dai Ruoze seemed to hear a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and his hand trembled when he took the Huai Gu Dan, almost smashing the medicine bottle.

Dai Ruoze said: "Thank you for the kindness of the empress dowager, such a heavy courtesy and concubine cannot bear it." Who the hell wants to get pregnant? !And I didn't have sex with your son once, okay?Even if you want to have sex, do you think my body will be the one that is pressed? !Empress Dowager, wake up!

The queen mother said unhurriedly: "Mr. Dai, although your majesty is the emperor, he is also my son. Every mother hopes that her son will be happy. Your majesty likes you, and mourns my family..."

"Who likes him?!" The emperor, who had turned a blind eye to the interaction between the queen mother and Dai Ruoze, exploded like a kitten whose tail was stepped on, "Queen, don't talk nonsense! guy!"

Dai Ruoze yelled that he was wronged, "I didn't play around!"

The emperor yelled: "Liar! If you don't play like crazy, how can you rely on Ruan Guiren?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "My sitting posture is so standardized that I can't regulate it any more, how can I lean towards him! Your Majesty, you are wrong!"

The emperor said: "I can't read it wrong! If I say yes, there is. If you move to live with Ruan Guiren, and you are still clinging to him all day long, you are always in trouble!"

……

The emperor and Dai Ruoze quarreled and started arguing, and it tended to develop into a fight.

The Empress Dowager watched the two quarrel with a smile for a while, did not try to persuade them, did not even say hello, and walked away with the support of the eunuch, and repelled the surrounding palace people, leaving space for the two young men.

Seeing that Dai Ruoze insisted on talking back to him, the emperor got angry from it, took apart the jade brush that Dai Ruoze gave him, and beat Dai Ruoze like a dog-beating stick.

Dai Ruoze also became angry, and the little emperor was so jealous that it was unreasonable!

Dai Ruoze held the emperor's hand holding the brush, grabbed the brush and threw it on the ground, then lifted the emperor up by the waist, and let the emperor beat his back crazily without moving.

Dai Ruoze carried the emperor under a big tree, pressed the emperor's shoulders, and blocked the emperor's curse without saying a word.

Dai Ruoze was reluctant to beat and scold the little emperor, so he vented all his anger in this kiss.

Dai Ruoze kissed deeply, his tongue tightly entangled the emperor's tongue that was trying to escape, forcing him to dance with him.

The emperor struggled non-stop at first, kicking Dai Ruoze's calf until he was so tired that Dai Ruoze didn't let him go.

The emperor thought resentfully, stinky rascal, he does this trick every time!

The emperor stopped making trouble, and relaxed into the kiss, and Dai Ruoze also changed from violent to tender, a kiss that made both sides compete slowly turned into a lingering kiss.

Dai Ruoze kissed the little emperor until he was almost out of breath, and moved away from the emperor's lips, then kissed the emperor's nose, ears, and neck, and caressed the emperor's buttocks and thighs obscenely through the clothes.

The emperor slapped Dai Ruoze vigilantly before sinking, staring at him with a pair of beautiful big eyes full of mist, and cursed softly, "Rogue!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm just playing hooligans on you alone."

The emperor said: "Hmph~! You are my concubine, of course you can only see me alone!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Yes, I will always love Your Majesty, and I will never empathize with someone else."

The emperor blushed up to his ears, and muttered: "Sweet words, hum~ I'm going back to Weiyang Palace."

Dai Ruoze said, "I'll see you off to Your Majesty."

The emperor said: "Who wants you to send it!"

The emperor said that he didn't want Dai Ruoze to send him off, but he didn't go to drive away Dai Ruoze who followed him like a follower, and he didn't refuse the warm palm when Dai Ruoze shamelessly held hands with him.

Although he married a rascal as his concubine, he is a good emperor who is gentle with his wives, so even if his concubine is a rascal, he has to bear it.

[System: Emperor favorability +3, total favorability 49. 】