Gongdou's life push

Ignoring the emperor's picky nose and eyes towards Dai Ruoze and the queen's howling from time to time, this harem dinner can barely be considered harmonious.

After eating, everyone did not leave immediately.

It was difficult for the concubines to see the emperor on weekdays, but this was a rare opportunity, so they were all rushing to keep the emperor, and it would be great if they could keep the emperor in their residence.

Concubine Shu said: "Tonight is the fifteenth day. Although it is not the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon is beautifully round. How about enjoying the moon with your majesty and concubines?"

The emperor said without hesitation: "OK."

Dai Ruoze secretly looked at Concubine Shu. Although this woman had never dealt with him directly, she had already killed him several times.Concubine Shu can't be said to be very beautiful. In this harem full of beauties, she can be said to be mediocre in appearance, but she has a good temperament, is very shrewd and capable, and looks like a strong woman, which is easy to leave a deep impression on people that kind of people.

Surrounded by Yingying and Yanyan, the emperor went to the Yujing Pavilion, and Dai Ruoze was at the end of the crowd.

Liu Liu and Dai Ruoze walked side by side, talking to him about Concubine Shu.

Liu Liu said: "I met Concubine Shu once after I left the cold palace. She still remembers me, and her face is super stinky!"

Dai Ruoze asked: "Did she make things difficult for you?"

Liu Liu said: "You scolded me a few times in a roundabout way, and didn't say anything else. After all, His Majesty ordered me to be released from the limbo, and she can't have any objections."

Dai Ruoze said, "Oh."

Liu Liu said: "Hmph, look at her affection for His Majesty, how domineering she is."

Dai Ruoze said with a smile: "No matter how arrogant she is, she is still His Majesty's concubine. Who should I be affectionate to if I don't make love to His Majesty?"

Liu Liu said, "Tch, isn't it enough for her to have her cattle?"

Dai Ruoze said: "You little girl is really not ashamed, the taste of humans and beasts is not so strong!"

"Humans and beasts?" Liuliu was puzzled for a while, then understood, and blushed immediately, "You are the one with a strong taste!"

Liu Liu stopped talking to Dai Ruoze, and trotted to catch up with Shu Changzai. The two little girls leaned together, chattering, and cast a supercilious look at Dai Ruoze from time to time.

The two brothers Rong Feng put their arms around Dai Ruoze's shoulders, and giggled: "What did you say to the little girl, you're embarrassing me like that."

Dai Ruoze said: "I didn't say anything, a woman has a needle in her heart, we old men don't understand."

Rong Feng said: "That's right." He put on a wretched smile, "Then do you think Concubine Hua should go to the side of the male concubine or the side of the female concubine?"

Concubine Hua's outfit today is also very explosive. As usual, the hem of the clothes is slit to the thighs, and the collar is still able to cover the two points of the chest. With this dress, it is also a sexy line in the modern society, okay?

Concubine Hua's appearance is indistinguishable from male and female, and his skin is good, without the slightest roughness of a man, and his pores are so small that the naked eye can't see it, so his bare breasts and thighs are not disobedient at all, but it makes him feel uncomfortable all over. Exudes a neutral aesthetic.

Dai Ruoze said: "No matter how much your face looks like a woman's, you're still a man with a handle."

Rong Feng said: "It's exposed to the thigh but not up, who knows if it's a handle."

Dai Ruoze stared at Rong Feng tangledly, "Brother, how about picking up your integrity?!"

Rong Feng said: "Hey, don't look at me like that, I'm a foodie."

Dai Ruoze said: "No matter how sensual you are, you can't be on the head of the emperor's concubines. Besides, you are also one of the emperor's concubines!" A little self-conscious, buddy!

Rong Feng said: "The emperor looks really good, but he's not my type. If you ask me, Ruan Zihong is the most interesting among the concubines in the harem."

Dai Ruoze said: "Well, Ruan Guiren has a special taste when beating people."

Rong Feng Xu recalled Ruan Zihong's various beatings and scoldings to him, and said painfully: "When he is silent, he is very elegant and noble, pure and pure, like a beautiful high-mountain flower, but when he beats someone ..."

Before Rong Feng could finish speaking, a stone hit his Adam's apple accurately!Rong Feng was in so much pain that he didn't even cry out, he bent down and covered his neck and then lost his voice.

Dai Ruoze felt sorry for Rong Feng when he looked at him like that - this is the consequence of being cheap!

Ruan Zihong glanced coldly in the direction of Rong Feng and Dai Ruoze, gave Dai Ruoze a warning look, and walked forward without looking sideways.

Rong Feng gestured at Ruan Zihong's back twice, wanting to cry but without tears, it was extremely painful.

Dai Ruoze fell into trouble and said: "Yes!"

The Yujing Pavilion is on a high terrain and is a good place to enjoy the moon.

A group of people went up to the pavilion and stood stupidly, looking at the full moon in the sky together.

This scene reminded Dai Ruoze of the weasel stretching its neck to wait and see in the vast jungle, it was very funny.

Dai Ruoze chatted with the system: "Does this game have a screenshot function?"

[System: Dear player, hello, as a large-scale palace fighting game that includes all kinds of whimsy in the three worlds, we are high-end and high-end. How can there be no basic equipment function such as screenshots?You underestimate the capabilities of game developers.In the lower right corner of the control panel, the button that says "P" is the screenshot key.In addition, the system automatically captures relatively layered scene screenshots for you, and you can view the saved screenshots by double-pressing the "P" key. 】Dai Ruoze first pressed "P" to save the current "Concubines as weasel collectively" screen, and then pressed "P" twice in a row to check what pictures the system has captured for him.

There are not too many screenshots in the system, there are a total of thirty or so, of which more than 20 are all kinds of strange ways of death.

He found a picture of him being castrated in the cleansing room, and immediately closed the folder in dismay.

Dai Ruoze entertained himself in a low-key manner, and the emperor named him.

The emperor said: "The moon is fine, and Dai Chang is here. Why don't you write a poem?"

Everyone turned their attention to Dai Ruoze.

Dai Ruoze was under great pressure and said, "I don't know how to write poetry."

The emperor snorted coldly: "You can't make it if you can't make it, what do you know?!"

Dai Ruoze thought that I would make you happy, and said, "I will be devoted to Your Majesty."

The emperor's cheeks were flushed, and he said: "Then you can make a metaphor about what the moon looks like, and I will let Concubine Hua write poems."

Dai Ruoze thought hard and said, "Like cow dung!"

The concubines: "..."

Dai Ruoze's "cow dung" just blurted out, and after he finished speaking, he secretly screamed that it was terrible.

Among the concubines, Concubine Shu loves to raise cattle, the ox cart is simply Concubine Shu's symbol, okay?Didn't he challenge Concubine Shu on the spot when he compared the moon to cow dung? !

Concubine Shu Liu Ye raised her eyebrows and said, "It's the first time I've heard of comparing the moon to cow dung. Is there some allusion to it?"

Dai Ruoze is not a timid character, and he has a super cheat of infinite rebirth, this person is messed with, so let's mess with it to the end, at worst, he will be a hero again a few minutes after he dies!

Dai Ruoze said: "This allusion does exist."

Concubine Shu said: "I would like to hear the details."

Dai Ruoze said: "Today I went to Jingyang Palace where Concubine Lan lives to pay her respects to Concubine Lan, but something happened."

Concubine Shu asked: "What's the matter?"

Dai Ruoze stammered: "I can't say this casually, I have to ask His Majesty if I can say it."

The emperor said: "If Concubine Shu asks you, just tell me."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then I told Your Majesty not to punish me. I saw His Majesty step on cow dung!"

There was deathly silence in the Yujing Pavilion.

After being silent for a while, Dai Ruoze said: "The reason why I think of cow dung is because your majesty stepped on it. The moon is the brightest, and cow dung is the dirtiest, but your majesty is the most sacred thing in the whole sky." Man, he stepped on cow dung, and the cow dung is also covered with light, just like the moon is covered with the light of the sun."

Dai Ruoze's nonsense made up, and it turned out to be clear and logical. He himself has to admire his ability to talk nonsense!

He drew a conclusion for his explanation, "Although the moon and cow dung are far apart in shape and nature, they are similar in purpose."

The concubines: "..."

Concubine Shu knelt down to the emperor with a "plop", and the crisp sound of her knees hitting the stone road made it painful to hear!

Concubine Shu said: "It is my concubine's fault for polluting His Majesty's holy body, and I beg Your Majesty to punish me."

The emperor said: "This matter..."

"Hey, Hey, Your Majesty is so merciful!" The queen burst into tears, "Sister Concubine Shu's cow was raised by her since she was a child, and she has a very deep relationship. Besides, that cow is a beast, and it doesn't understand human nature. Although it bumped into His Majesty, it didn't mean it, Your Majesty, please spare Concubine Shu and her cow."

Dai Ruoze was sweating wildly, what happened to the instant sight of the queen pleading for Concubine Shu and her adulterer? !

This queen is really not a fuel-efficient lamp!

The emperor said: "I never said that I would kill Concubine Shu's cow."

The queen shouted: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness! Your Majesty is merciful!"

The emperor is embarrassing, is it kindness for him to spare a cow? !There must be something wrong with him insisting on making life difficult for a cow!

The emperor said: "Empress and concubine Shu stop kneeling, get up."

Concubine Shu said: "The concubine thanked Your Majesty."

The emperor said: "It's not a big deal at all, but Concubine Shu, you have to remember that although this palace is your home, it is not your home alone. You have to consider others, not everyone likes to step on cow dung." of."

Concubine Shu froze, realized that it was the emperor's beating on her, and replied: "Yes, Your Majesty, my concubine will do a good job of cleaning Niu Niu."—Niu Niu is Concubine Shu's cow.

Because of this incident, everyone's nature of admiring the moon was corrupted, and the emperor sent people away.

Dai Ruoze wished to leave early, he was different from other concubines, he had to walk for a long time to return to the cold palace, the sooner he left, the sooner he would go to bed!

The concubines returned to their residences after seeing the emperor off, and Dai Ruoze and Rong Feng walked for a while and were alone.

Suddenly, several black shadows rushed from the corner, and they were attacking Dai Ruoze one after another with long swords and guns in their hands!

Dai Ruoze didn't have a weapon on his body, and there was no hand-to-hand combat skill in the skill panel. After knocking down seven or eight people with the kung fu he had learned before crossing, he finally fell under the wheel tactics.

[System: You were attacked by men in black, outnumbered, and died in a cold and silent corner of the palace.After your death, Ruan Guiren, who came to find you to practice sword the next day, found your body. He buried you on the spot, planted a camellia tree, and swore to the camellia tree that he would avenge you. 】