Gongdou's life push

The effect of warm in winter and cool in summer is not as bad as Dai Ruoze imagined. After wearing it, he feels chilly all over his body, but it is not like he has to put on a cotton jacket to live in the cold winter months.

Concubine Lan asked, "How does Dai Changzai feel?"

Dai Ruoze said, "It's pretty cool."

Concubine Lan Gui said: "That's great. This is the finished product of my experiment. I'm so worried that it will explode."

Dai Ruoze: "..." Are you treating me like a guinea pig?

Concubine Lan carelessly didn't notice the light wave of resentment emitted by Dai Ruo Zefa, and she said to herself: "Hahaha, the semi-finished instruments I made always tend to explode. I accidentally adjusted the proportion of the potion wrong in the fire. It happened to be an experiment. There are flammable materials piled up in the room, once the explosion gets sparks, it will be out of control.”

Dai Ruoze said: "This is too dangerous."

Concubine Lan said: "Inventions are always accompanied by sacrifices!"

Dai Ruoze came to Jingyang Palace to find out the relationship between the emperor and Concubine Lan and how far the two of them have progressed. They talked so much that they couldn't get to the point. After a while, the emperor came. It was not easy for Dai Ruoze to ask.

Dai Ruoze went straight to the point, and said: "I have been in the palace for more than a month, and I have not seen any concubine caring for your Majesty, but after the accident of the imperial concubine, Your Majesty has been guarding you every day, almost even moving the business to Jingyang Palace. It’s a favor, but it’s envious of others.”

Concubine Lan said: "Your Majesty is very supportive of my cause."

Dai Ruoze said: "Could it be that Your Majesty wants to cultivate immortality?"

Concubine Lan said: "Your Majesty is not interested in cultivating immortals. He is a wise king who cares about the people of the world. He hopes that I can invent magic tools that can help the common people improve their quality of life."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty really cares about the common people."

Concubine Lan said: "Who says it's not? Before entering the palace, I invented the magic weapon to impress others and show my own uniqueness. But after meeting Your Majesty, I realized my short-sightedness and ignorance. When a person has the ability to help people in the world, then he should bear the corresponding responsibility."

Dai Ruoze echoed perfunctorily: "That's right!" I'm not interested in your great ambitions, what I'm interested in is whether you have concubines and love!

Dai Ruoze tried his best to guide the topic to Concubine Lan's private life, he said: "Concubine Lan and Your Majesty share the same goals, so besides sharing aspirations, are they also compatible in other aspects?"

"Other aspects?" Imperial Concubine Lan didn't understand, "Practice martial arts and practice swords? Your Majesty has a little dabble in martial arts, but I don't know anything about it."

Dai Ruoze said, "It's not this."

Concubine Lan said: "Then Dai Changzai means..."

Dai Ruoze said, "Sleep."

Concubine Lan blushed.

Concubine Lan said: "Dai Chang is here, the sky is bright and bright..."

Dai Ruoze said: "Is it okay if I come to discuss sleeping with you from Moon Heifeng Heights?"

Concubine Lan said, "It's not very good."

Dai Ruoze said: "So blue sky and white sun are good." He smiled narrowly, "Concubine Lan, don't be shy, we are all men, it's normal to share experiences."

Concubine Lan said: "But I have no experience." He scraped his face with his nails, "This palace and Your Majesty are innocent. Speaking of which, isn't Dai Changzai the only one who spent the night in Weiyang Palace? Well, if you should have experience to share, then you should have it.”

Dai Ruoze's heart fell to the ground. If the emperor is not concubine Lan, then his mission has not failed!

very good!

Dai Ruoze smiled wryly and said: "Don't mention the matter of Weiyang Palace. I did something wrong and I was punished to kneel in Weiyang Palace all night. Concubine Lan is deeply loved by His Majesty, so it would be great to give His Majesty some good words for me someday." gone."

"Oh~? What does Dai Changzai want Concubine Lan to say to you? Why don't you tell me face to face." The emperor who entered the Jingyang Palace without being informed was surrounded by eunuchs and sat down in the main hall. On the main seat, he squinted at Dai Ruoze, and said, "Dai Changzai, you are blatantly taking my words as a deaf ear. I said that Concubine Lan should not be disturbed when she is recuperating. You are disobeying the sacred order!"

Concubine Lan said good things to Dai Ruoze, "Your Majesty, Dai Changzai saved my life. There is nothing wrong with him coming to visit me. Besides, my body is already in good health. Dai Changzai came to talk to me, maybe it will inspire me. My inspiration has led me to a new masterpiece."

The emperor said very disrespectfully to Dai Ruoze: "This guy has no good intentions to come here with you." He waved his hand to Dai Ruoze and said, "I won't punish you for the sake of Concubine Lan, Dai Chang Kneel down now."

When Dai Ruoze left Jingyang Palace, he was not very excited.

The emperor is indeed different to Concubine Lan. Although the two have no communication when they are together, they show a kind of intimacy, and the emperor will drive him away as soon as he comes. Isn't this just letting outsiders enjoy the world of two people alone? style!

According to Concubine Lan, he and the emperor have never slept together, but the two of them are getting tired of it every day, and they may not necessarily fall into bed anytime soon.

Have to prevent!

Dai Ruoze swayed preoccupied, and didn't pay attention to his feet. He stepped on a lump of sticky stuff, and when his foot slipped, he fell like a shit!This is not an image metaphor, but he really ate shit!

Concubine Shu's ox cart just passed by this road, and the cow that ate a lot and pulled a lot dropped two piles of feces while trotting, one was stepped on by Dai Ruoze, and the other was gnawed by Dai Ruoze.

Dai Ruoze: "..."

[System: You stepped on cow dung while walking without looking at the road, and fell half to death. However, your luck was too bad, you gnawed on cow dung, and died of nausea.After your death, the emperor made a specimen of your body, and wanted to put it in the palace to watch every day, but the cow dung you gnawed was too smelly, so His Majesty couldn't bear it, so he had to put your body in the cold palace, and visit you every year once. ] Seeing it once a year or something, why not be so sad!

When Dai Ruoze read the file sadly and went out of Jingyang Palace, he decided not to leave by himself, so he waited outside Jingyang Palace for the emperor to come out.

Dai Ruoze waited and waited until the people in Jingyang Palace had finished their lunch, but his own stomach was growling and his hunger value became very hungry, then the emperor came.

The emperor turned the folding fan in his hand and said, "When did Dai Changzai become the door god of Jingyang Palace?"

Dai Ruoze said: "When His Majesty forgot me to the horizon in Jingyang Palace."

The emperor said: "Then Dai Chang will continue to be the door god."

The emperor was about to get into the sedan chair after speaking, but Dai Ruoze stopped the emperor without fear of death.

Dai Ruoze said: "The sky is high and the air is refreshing, Your Majesty, why don't you take a stroll in the garden with me, it's not interesting."

The emperor raised his head, and the white sunlight dazzled his eyes.This is the hottest noon time of the day, thanks to Dai Ruoze who can say the word "clear sky".

The emperor said: "Dai Changzai is in a good mood, but I am busy with official duties, so I don't have time to spare."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you have to combine work and rest."

The emperor said: "I don't want to walk in the sun and sweat profusely."

Dai Ruoze was very doggy, and said: "I will hold an umbrella and fan your majesty!"

Under Dai Ruoze's stalking, the emperor finally agreed to take a walk with him back to Weiyang Palace.

Wearing an umbrella, Dai Ruoze walked side by side with the emperor, covering both of them under the shadow of the umbrella.

Dai Ruoze had nothing to say, "Your Majesty, you haven't practiced swords for half a month."

The emperor said: "I can't finish approving the memorials."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then half an hour from Weiyang Palace to Jingyang Palace is enough for His Majesty to practice swords."

The emperor narrowed his eyes slightly, "Dai Changzai, what do you want to say?"

Dai Ruoze leaned on the emperor's shoulder in a human form, and said in a pretentious manner: "Oh, I miss your majesty!"

The emperor got goosebumps, pushed Dai Ruoze's head with one finger to straighten him, and said, "Don't go crazy!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty hurt my heart so much, how could this be crazy, I am expressing my miss for His Majesty!"

The emperor changed the subject and asked, "Dai Changzai, what are you doing here with Concubine Lan? I don't believe that you came here specially to visit Concubine Lan."

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm here to visit Concubine Lan!"

The emperor said: "If you really wanted to visit him, you would have come here long ago. Why wait so many days."

Dai Ruoze said: "But Your Majesty forbids people from coming to Jingyang Palace."

The emperor said, "You never listen to me."

Dai Ruoze smiled, and he asked: "Then why did His Majesty neglect me?"

The emperor sneered: "I have never pampered you, so why do you say you were left out?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty won't come to practice swords with me anymore, and he didn't ask me if I was injured after I rescued Concubine Lan."

The emperor said: "I promise you to be here forever."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty knows that I care...ah, be careful, Your Majesty!"

Dai Ruoze shouted "Be careful" too late, the emperor followed in his footsteps when he stepped on cow dung!Fortunately, the emperor just stepped on the cow dung and didn't bite the cow dung, because Dai Ruoze was extraordinarily brave and hugged the emperor's waist when the emperor fell down, and hugged him in his arms, which saved the emperor.

Dai Ruoze grinned, "Your Majesty, I am a hero who saved the beauty."

The emperor stomped his feet angrily, and stomped off the cow dung on the soles of his shoes, "Dai Changzai, you did it on purpose, right! You knew in advance that there was cow dung here to attract me to step on it, right?"

Dai Ruoze was even more wronged than Dou E, "I have never walked away outside Jingyang Palace, how could I predict that there will be cow dung on the road! Besides, what good will it do me to lead His Majesty to step on cow dung?!"

The emperor stared at Dai Ruoze without saying a word.

Hmph~ Isn't your advantage that I throw myself into my arms?The mentality of a pervert who wants sex but doesn't care about life is very clear!

The eunuchs surrounded the emperor in a swarm, Dafu took off the dirty boots for the emperor, and Dagui took another pair of clean boots from the soft sedan chair and put them on for the emperor.

Dafu said: "Your Majesty, please get on the sedan chair."

The emperor said: "You step down!"

The eunuchs stepped back in order.

The emperor said: "Dai Changzai, do you like me?"

Dai Ruoze said without thinking: "Of course, Your Majesty is the love of my life."

The emperor said: "Then you also step on the cow dung!"

Dai Ruoze: "..."