Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze is a person who can see the situation clearly. As far as the present is concerned, he and Concubine Shu are too unequal, and there is no comparison at all. If he wants to rectify Concubine Shu, he will hit the stone with an egg.

So Dai Ruoze avoided his sharp edge, he bypassed the road that Concubine Shu would pass by, and chose another detour to go back to Dongshu Cinema.

The future is long, and keeping the spark of revolution is the right thing to do!

"Jose, you're back!" Rong Feng howled loudly, and gave Dai Joze a hug with the speed and strength of a rocket head.

Dai Ruoze said: "Yes, I came back alive, tsk, can you stop hugging me, Rong Feng, Brother Feng, you are really not my favorite!"

Rong Feng let go of Dai Ruoze, and patted Dai Ruoze on the back hahaha, causing Dai Ruoze to lean forward uncontrollably, "Jose, have the emperor slept yet?" He rubbed his hands obscenely, "Didn't you fall in love with Your Majesty at first sight?" Well, this is staying in Weiyang Palace for one night, isn't it..."

Dai Ruoze said: "You think too much, I stayed in Weiyang Palace for half the night, and I was in Lenggong for the first half night."

"What?!" Rong Feng asked hastily as he obviously hadn't heard the inside story.

Dai Ruoze didn't hide anything from him, and said everything in detail.

Rong Feng gave Dai Ruoze a thumbs up, "You and Your Majesty are true love!"

Dai Ruoze laughed mischievously, and said: "This word is deeply in my heart."

The two had dinner together, and someone came to see Dai Ruoze again.

Dai Ruoze had a bitter face. Since these concubines are so free, they should think of ways to get close to the emperor by themselves. What's the point of flocking to him!

The person who came to see Dai Ruoze was a woman, surnamed Shu, whose status was often present.

But Shu Changzai didn't come for the emperor, she came for Liu Liu.

Shu Changzai and Liu Liu are sisters who have known each other since they were young. Liu Liu entered the cold palace as soon as he entered the palace.From time to time, she would give Liu Liu some daily necessities, in order to make Liu Liu live better in the cold palace.

Dai Ruoze asked: "You gave Liu Liu's rouge powder?"

Shu Chang said: "Well, she's a weird person, and she doesn't know what the use of rouge and gouache is in Lenggong."

Dai Ruoze said: "It's for pretending to be a ghost."

Shu Chang said: "Dai promised, I went to see Liuliu today, she said you..." She grabbed Dai Ruoze's sleeve and said excitedly, "Dai promised, you came out before midnight after entering the cold palace, His Majesty did not hold you accountable for your private escape, and let you spend the night in Weiyang Palace, you must have something to do! For the sake of Liu Liu helping you escape from the cold palace, you can help Liu Liu. "

After Shu Chang finished speaking, she felt rude, she smoothed Dai Ruoze's crinkled sleeves, and said: "Liu Liu is innocent and innocent, she is a very good girl, she didn't intend to offend Concubine Shu, Dai promised... "

"Needless to say." Dai Ruoze cut off Shu Changzai's words, "Liu Liu helped me, and I will definitely not abandon her. I can't speak to Concubine Shu, and to His Majesty... I can't guarantee that I can. Talk, but I'll try."

Shu Changzai was overjoyed, and saluted Dai Ruoze, "I would like to thank Dai for agreeing."

Dai Ruoze returned the salute, and said: "Shu Chang is here, you are always here, I agree, and there is no one who often salutes to promise."

Shu Chang said: "Liu Liu said that your promise also bullied her Chang Zai."

Dai Ruoze smiled and said: "Then the girl is suing you, Shu Chang is here and relax, I won't stand idly by about Liuliu's matter."

It was Dai Ruoze's long-awaited decision to save Liuliu, and even without Shu Changzai's request, he would not ignore it.But how to save it?He had to make a policy.

In this huge harem, the only people who can compete with Concubine Shu are Concubine Liang, Concubine Lan, Empress and Queen Mother, but these four Dai Ruoze have never even met each other. , this cannot be justified.The only person he can turn to for help is the little emperor, and this matter is also an excuse for him to harass the little emperor, killing two birds with one stone!

Dai Ruoze wandered around the gate of Weiyang Palace, humming an out-of-tune tune.

Dagui said: "Dai promised, please go back, Your Majesty will not see you."

Dai Ruoze said: "It's okay, if His Majesty doesn't see me, I'll see him."

Dagui said: "Your Majesty won't let you enter Weiyang Palace."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then I will be the gatekeeper for His Majesty."

Dagui is out of luck.

Dai Ruoze sat quietly at the gate of Weiyang Palace for more than an hour, until he dozed off.Just when he was dreaming, a shadowless foot kicked on his back, causing him to roll down the steps of Weiyang Palace and fell to his death.

[System: You rolled down the 99 steps, injured your muscles, bones and internal organs, and bled to death.After you died, the emperor regretted that he kicked too hard. He wanted to make your body a specimen for preservation, but you fell so badly that you lost your beauty, so the emperor gave up this plan.Instead, he picks out your bones one by one, and invites artisans to make bone puppets, which are placed by the bedside to play with every day. 】Dai Ruoze wiped off his sweat, the emperor's perverted level has escalated, isn't it!

This is a murder caused by napping!

This story teaches us that for our own personal safety, we must maintain a certain degree of vigilance and not sleep everywhere!

Dai Ruoze learned his lesson and stopped dozing off, but in order to have more interaction with the emperor, he pretended to be asleep.Therefore, when the emperor kicked him, he tactfully hugged the emperor's leg, commonly known as "hugging the thigh"!

Dai Ruoze said shamelessly: "Your Majesty's legs are really good."

The emperor kicked Dai Ruoze's chest annoyedly, and Dai Ruoze fell to the ground pretending to be, and wailed, "It hurts so much! How high is your majesty's jade leg magic skill? Ah, my heart is about to break!"

Emperor: "..." Who the hell stuffed a deep well into his harem!

The emperor entered the room with a cold face, Dai Ruoze followed, and Dafu Dagui thoughtfully closed the door for them.

The emperor said: "Hmph~ Don't think that I let you in the house just to pamper you, wishful thinking!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I understand very well, I didn't come here to ask His Majesty to favor you."

"What?!" The emperor glared at him, "You are my promise, you don't ask for my favor, whose favor are you asking for?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you have misunderstood. I definitely hope to be favored by Your Majesty."

The emperor raised his head proudly, "Aren't you here to ask for my favor?"

Dai Ruoze: "..." A naive 15-year-old kid!

Following the emperor's words, Dai Ruoze said, "Yes, I long for His Majesty's favor so much that I can't sleep every night. If I don't come to see Your Majesty before I fall asleep, I will definitely toss and turn."

The emperor was very helpful and said: "I won't spoil you. It is a great favor to show you a glance. After reading it, kneel down."

Dai Ruoze said: "After watching Your Majesty, let's talk about the business."

"Business?" The emperor's eyes were full of contempt, and the subtext was that you, a lecher, could have any serious business to talk to me about.

Dai Ruoze said: "This is the business, the haunted palace!"

The emperor smiled, he was good-looking, and the smile made him even more handsome, the young man's gentle face glowed softly under the candlelight, making him look like a real person.

Dai Ruoze looked at the emperor's smiling face like an idiot, and wanted to kiss the faint dimple.

The emperor slapped Dai Ruoze with a fan, "Dai agreed, drooling."

Dai Ruoze wiped the corner of his mouth and praised: "Your Majesty is so delicious."

The emperor said angrily: "You are the food!"

Dai Ruoze is as good as others, "Yes, I am the most delicious."

emperor:"……"

The emperor stopped arguing with Dai Ruoze, he said: "Dai promises, there are no ghosts in the cold palace."

Dai Ruoze said: "I saw it with my own eyes, it was a red-clothed female ghost with disheveled hair."

The emperor said: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't believe in ghosts and gods."

Dai Ruoze said: "The female ghost talked to me and said she wanted to eat me."

The emperor said: "Then you deserve to be eaten."

Dai Ruoze said: "Isn't that right, His Majesty cast me into limbo and eunuched me. I was ashamed, thinking that I might as well let that female ghost eat me, but the female ghost said that I have a relationship with Your Majesty." Fate, if I die, His Majesty will not be favored by anyone in the future, so I desperately escaped from the cold palace to meet His Majesty."

"Nonsense!" The emperor defined Dai Ruoze's words, "Just make it up, even if you don't have one of you, wouldn't I be favored by no one else? There is more than one concubine in the harem! Besides, Even if I eunuch you, I can still pamper you, anyway, it’s useless to keep it in front of you. Hmph~ But you just give up your heart, I won’t pamper you.”

Dai Ruoze silently kept the words "your front is useless anyway" in his heart, he will one day prove to the little emperor whether his little brother is useful or not!

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, my focus is on the female ghost in red."

The emperor realized that he had strayed from the topic, and said, "Anyway, I won't favor you!"

Dai Ruoze said with a smile: "Okay, okay, Your Majesty doesn't favor me." It's serious to let me favor you!

The emperor said: "There are no ghosts in the world. Dai promises you not to scare yourself." He said harshly, "Dai promised to grow up so strong and courageous like a little girl. It spreads a joke."

Dai Ruoze said: "I will be happy if I can make His Majesty smile."

The emperor couldn't cope with Dai Ruoze's casual love words, a blush rose on his cheeks.

The emperor cleared his throat, and asked: "Since Dai promised to leave the cold palace, even if there is a female ghost, it will not harm you. Why do you want to be so attached to it?"

Dai Ruoze said: "I owe that female ghost a favor. If I don't go to the cold palace to fulfill my wish, I'm afraid she will make trouble and take my life. I'm very timid."

The emperor said: "You have pestered me for so long just to enter the cold palace? If you want to go, go."

Dai Ruoze said: "I am timid, Your Majesty will accompany me."

The emperor said: "You have a good idea! I asked Dafu to accompany you."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you have a concubine who is as timid as a mouse. If it spreads, it will lose Your Majesty's face." He hugged the emperor with a shameless face, "Your Majesty, please stay with me. With your real dragon I won't be afraid of that female ghost if I'm shocked!"

The emperor struggled to tear apart Dai Ruoze's piece of brown candy, and said, "Hmph~ I'll go, but you have to promise me one thing."