Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze's breakthrough was the female ghost in red.

When the female ghost in red slipped into his room in the middle of the night, Dai Ruoze captured the female ghost.

Dai Ruoze is a strong and healthy man, it is a trivial matter to deal with a weak woman.He dragged the ghost to a well, filled a bucket of water, and wiped the ghost's face carelessly.

The female ghost screamed in horror, the thick makeup on her face was melted into balls under the washing of water, and the colors were as if a big dyeing workshop had been opened.

The female ghost thumped to hit Dai Ruoze, "What are you doing? Let me go!"

Dai Ruoze said nonchalantly: "Hey, aren't you a female ghost, use your magic power to take me in."

The female ghost cried loudly, "I'm a human, I'm not a ghost!"

Dai Ruoze said: "If you are human, don't play tricks."

Dai Ruoze washed the face of the female ghost, revealing her true colors.

This is a fair-looking girl, at the age of fourteen or fifteen, with a pair of almond eyes that look very spiritual.This reminded Dai Ruoze of his sister, and immediately had a good impression of this female ghost.

Dai Ruoze said: "I'll ask you, if you don't agree, I'll beat you up."

The female ghost shouted: "I am a woman!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I am a man, a man who can beat women."

Female ghost: "..." Hey, hey, what a scary man!

Dai Ruoze said, "Name."

The female ghost said: "Liu Liu."

Dai Ruoze said: "Position."

Liu Liu said: "Always here."

Dai Ruoze said: "The reason for entering the cold palace."

Liu Liu said: "I offended Concubine Shu."

Concubine Shu... Dai Ruoze thought of this woman, isn't she the one who rides a bullock cart in the palace?

He had never met Concubine Shu, but had died several times under Concubine Shu's hands.

Dai Ruoze asked: "How long have you been in the cold palace?"

Liu Liu said: "I have been in the cold palace since I entered the palace."

Dai Ruoze asked, "Why are you pretending to be a ghost?"

Liu Liu said: "It's boring. Apart from me, this cold palace is a few concubines of the former emperor. They are either crazy or stupid, and they can't understand people's words. After all, a newcomer came here. I'm just trying to scare you, don't you hit me!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Okay, I won't beat you up, is there any way out of this cold palace?"

Liu Liu pointed in the direction of the gate, "Hey, that's over there."

Dai Ruoze sneered: "Don't pretend to be confused."

The entrance and exit of the cold palace are the same, and there are guards outside the door to prevent concubines from escaping.

If Dai Ruoze wanted to leave the cold palace, he definitely couldn't go through the front door.As for why he was staring at Liu Liu, it was thanks to Liu Liu's female ghost costume.

Dai Ruoze recognized Liuliu as a person at a glance, that weird face was all made up, but where did a concubine in the cold palace get the rouge and gouache?

Ordinary people are not allowed to come to the cold palace, and don't even think about giving things to people in the cold palace, but Liuliu has a channel to get cosmetics, so there must be other entrances and exits.

Liu Liu said: "Even if you escape from the cold palace, you will not be able to escape from the imperial palace, and the concubine who escaped will die a miserable death! I didn't tell you for your own good!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Stop making trouble, do you know what will happen to my brother if he can't escape?" He used his hand as a knife to slash everything down, "Be an eunuch!"

Liu Liu trembled, panicked in pain for Dai Ruoze, and said, "Okay, I'll take you to the exit."

This so-called exit is a dog hole, hidden in the weeds, especially hidden.

Dai Ruoze said: "You are awesome enough, you can find everything here."

Liu Liu proudly took off from the airport and said, "I'm an expert in treasure hunting."

Dai Ruoze pinched the tip of Liuliu's nose, and said: "Okay little expert, brother is leaving, wait for brother to pick you up."

"Whose elder brother are you?! Don't mess around with your relatives!" Liu Liu wrinkled her nose and asked, "By the way, what position are you in?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Yes."

"Promise?!" Liu Liu pointed at Dai Ruoze angrily, "You are inferior to me, yet you dare to be fierce to me! You have committed the following crimes, and you will be punished!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Don't dream about my sister, you are the deposed Chang Zai."

Liu Liu said: "You are a voided promise!"

The two half-assed people chatted for a while, and after making an appointment to see each other next time, Dai Ruoze crawled away along the dog hole.

[System: Dear player, you have opened the dungeon "Attack on Dai's Promise". 】【System: Avoid the eyes and ears of the guards and reach Weiyang Palace within half an hour to complete the dungeon. 】【System: Once caught by the guards, the game fails and restarts. ] After the system notified, the scenery in Dai Ruoze's field of vision changed.

He seemed to be playing a stand-alone game. The guards walked around mechanically according to a certain route. There was a triangular glowing area in front of him, which represented the guard's patrol range.

Arrows are drawn on the road, pointing out the way to the emperor's palace for Dai Ruoze.

Dai Ruoze gave the system a thumbs up, this is a rare time not to cheat!

Dai Ruoze tiptoed forward, hiding like a thief.

Around the corner, under the eaves, and behind the big trees are all his hiding spots.Although he was extremely careful, he couldn't avoid making mistakes.

[System: You were caught by the guards in the dungeon "Attack on Dai's Promise", and the mission failed and died.After your death, the emperor made your corpse into a specimen, replaced your own dick with a dick made of jade, put it in the palace, and admired it every day. 】After a mistake, Dai Ruoze became more and more cautious, but the closer to Weiyang Palace, the more guards there were, densely packed like an army of ants.

Dai Ruoze observed in the dark for a long time, but did not choose a route that would allow him to pass smoothly.

Why don't you try hard!

Dai Ruoze rushed forward, and the "ding" system sounded.

[System: You have triggered the QTE operation of "Attack on Dai's promise", you only have one chance, if you fail, "Attack on Dai's promise" will start all over again, and there will be no QTE benefits. 】Glowing footprints appeared on the flat road, which is the QTE route.The footprints only last for two seconds, and Dai Ruoze must step on each footprint exactly within the specified time, otherwise the game will fail.

Dai Ruoze mobilized all the motor cells in his body, like a martial arts master who can walk around the waves, shuttles back and forth among the guards.

Dai Ruoze passed the guards unconsciously, and the moment they turned their heads, he had already floated five steps away, which was unbelievably fast.

Only five steps away from entering Weiyang Palace!

Dai Ruoze spun, jumped, and flew over the high threshold of Weiyang Palace in the shape of a carp leaping over the dragon's gate. He smashed open the heavy wooden door with his own head, and rolled a series of times until he reached the emperor's dragon bed!

[System: Congratulations on successfully clearing the dungeon attack, Dai promised", and obtained the title "Little Thief Flying Over the Wall".] Dai Ruoze rubbed the bump on his forehead in pain, "What is the use of this title? "

[System: Hello, dear player, the title does not serve any purpose, it is just a small hobby of the game business. 】Dai Ruoze: "..."

"Who?" The sleeping emperor woke up, his voice filled with sleepiness, "Who is the person by the bed? Dafu? Dagui?"

Dai Ruoze touched the emperor's hand through the quilt in the dark, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, I haven't become a eunuch yet."

"Dai promised?!" The emperor sat up, half-closed his eyes, and confirmed that the person next to his bed was Dai Ruoze by the moonlight through the window, "Why are you here?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Hey, I don't want to be a eunuch, so I came to His Majesty to intercede."

The emperor shook off Dai Ruoze's hand, and said angrily: "Are the guards outside all idiots?! Even one person can't stop him!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Hey, Your Majesty, it's not that our side is too weak, but the enemy is too strong."

The emperor said: "Go back to your cold palace! Your escape from the cold palace is a death penalty!"

Dai Ruoze said: "I would rather die than be a eunuch. Come on, Your Majesty, give me death."

Emperor: "..." This man is so annoying!

Dai Ruoze sat kneeling on the steps beside the bed, his fatigue value had risen to 95, which was almost reaching the critical point.

He was so tired that he had no energy all over his body, he couldn't even squirm, and he didn't sleep that night, so his fatigue value remained high and wouldn't automatically drop.If he didn't take a rest, he would have to go to the little black room.

Dai Ruoze lay on the edge of the bed, pillowing his arm, and said softly: "Hey, Your Majesty, you can let me sleep for a while, when I wake up, you can kill or cut me up, I'm really sleepy."

The emperor said: "You have a good idea! I won't let you stay in my bedroom, go back to your promised yard!"

Dai Ruoze asked: "You won't let me go back to the cold palace?"

The emperor gave Dai Ruoze a slap in the face, "You don't want to die, I have never had a concubine like you in the past hundred years, so I will save your life."

Dai Ruoze said, "Thank you Lord Long En."

The emperor thought that Dai Ruoze should kneel down after thanking him, but this stinky and shameless person just stays here and won't leave!

The emperor said: "Don't push yourself too hard!"

Dai Ruoze: "ZZZZ..."

The emperor pushed Dai Ruoze, and Dai Ruoze's slight snoring sound responded to him, and the guy fell asleep just like that!

The emperor was very depressed, and wanted to wake up this bold promise with a pillow, but seeing Dai Ruoze's defenseless and stupid sleeping face, he couldn't bear it for no reason.

The emperor thought, hmph~ let's sleep, let's sleep in this sleeping position, if you get up early tomorrow, your knees will be useless, so I don't bother to care about you!

The emperor lay back on the bed angrily, wrapped himself in the quilt, and turned his back to Dai Ruoze.

Dai Ruoze was so sleepy that he slept until dawn.

When he woke up, the emperor had long since disappeared, and he kept his sleeping position, sleeping on his knees like a devout believer all night.

Dai Ruoze tried to stand up, but his legs were so numb that he couldn't feel it. He supported his own weight with his arms, and endured the pain of sensory revival to sit on the bed.

His legs seemed to be pierced with thousands of silver needles, and the pain from the fine needles was unspeakable.And his knee was in burning pain. He lifted up his trouser leg to see that there were large bruises.

Dai Ruoze looked at his blood line again, and it dropped to [-]%, and his hunger value had reached the point where he was very hungry. It could be said that he was in danger!

Hey, it's really unstoppable, Dai Ruoze hugged the emperor's pillow, lamenting, his heart is so tired!