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"One Hundred Love Skills of Olin Continental", author: Andrew Joe.

Brief biography:

Andrew Joe, one of the greatest bards in Olin.

He was born in the ninth year of 910 in the mainland calendar. He was an apprentice in a blacksmith shop when he was young. Later, because he failed to propose marriage to the daughter of the blacksmith shop owner, he eloped with that beautiful girl and wandered around.

Since Joe's job is uncertain and he can't earn much money, he can't afford to support his lover soon. There are cracks in the relationship between the two until one day they finally break up completely. The girl who eloped with Joe returned to her. Home away from home for three years, while Andrew Joe continued to wander.

In the process of traveling in the mainland, he gradually discovered his talent in music and singing, so he devoted himself to studying folk songs from all over the world, adapted them, and finally worked hard to produce a total of [-] well-known poems, which were handed down to future generations and became A world-renowned bard.

Well-known works: "The Moon of the Hero Ronald", "One Hundred Love Skills in Olin Continent", "The Love Legend of Francis the God of Sunlight", etc.

Special note: Andrew Joe never married.

Chris: "..."

The particularly bold and bright font on the last line made the mage in black feel bad all over.

Butler Tico glanced at him: "Are you okay?"

Chris: "I have been using the method taught by this author on Yannick before."

The butler asked cautiously, "For example?"

Chris was expressionless: "For example, it said that if the other party doesn't dislike you, he won't resist your caress too much. You have to take the opportunity to take him down, and then he will fall in love with you completely."

The butler had an ominous premonition: "And then?"

Chris: "And then I took Yannick down."

"..." The butler remembered the scene when the silver-haired priest left Prince Felton's mansion angrily just now, and there was no sign of falling in love with his master completely.

"It seems that I shouldn't refer to those books from the beginning." The mage in black frowned and summed up his experience.

You finally realized it!The butler thought with relief, and then decided to pass on his experience to the master: "When I was young, I once pursued Margaret, who is my current wife. Although it has been a long time, I think the skills should be similar. , even though Lord Hill is a male."

"What technique?" Chris' attention was indeed attracted.

"Gentle, considerate, careful."

"Be more specific." The mage in black gave such a general answer that he was very dissatisfied.

"Find out what she likes and wants in advance, and do my best to help her fulfill her wishes." Recalling the love affair in his youth, the wrinkles on the butler's face slightly relaxed, and then he returned to a serious expression. "So do you know what Priest Hill likes?"

Without thinking, Chris said, "Gold coins."

housekeeper:"……"

His master asked in a questioning tone, "So I give him a bag of gold coins every day?"

housekeeper:"……"

Emma, ​​this conversation is about to stop!

"Ah, it's best not to have this." It's a sad thing to have a master with a poor emotional intelligence. The housekeeper tried to turn the conversation in a normal direction, "Think about it carefully, what does Priest Hill need? , but he can’t do it himself? Except for gold coins.”

Chris thought about it seriously: "I heard that he seemed to want a magic potion before."

Steward: "Can that kind of magic potion be bought outside?"

Chris: "No, it's a little troublesome. I promised to do it for him, but then I forgot about it because I went to bed."

To be correct, the mage in black found out that the priest suspected that he had just had an intimate relationship with someone else, so he turned his anger into desire, and went to bed after interrogation.

"..." The old butler tried his best to show an encouraging smile, "Then I finally have some clues. I think this gift should be regarded as an apology."

Leaving aside the bitterness of the silver-haired priest once again being forced to indulge in excessive physical and mental injuries and having to recuperate, the paladin Bart, who was far away in the central Holy See, followed Bishop Lahe and Avery to go back to report on his duties, was also in a slightly bitter mood.

As a non-high-level person, what an ordinary employee like Bart has to do is to meet with Bishop Rahe to meet a certain cardinal. Bishop Rahe will briefly describe the matter, and then Bishop Rahe waits for the Pope Summoned, Bart and the other paladins will report to the head of the paladins, and then they can take a good rest and wait for the next order from their superiors.

But now Bart has a small task to monitor Priest Darwin.

This task was entrusted to him by His Excellency Hill. Before returning to the Holy See, His Excellency Hill specially found an opportunity to talk to him in private. He suspected that there was something wrong with Priest Darwin, and he might have some kind of connection with high-level monsters, but he It's not sure, so I hope Bart will watch secretly, but don't alarm the other party.

Hearing that there was a connection with monsters, Bart of course attached great importance to it, so whenever he had the opportunity, he used an excuse to get close to Priest Darwin and worked hard to complete the task assigned by His Excellency Hill.

But after a few days, he found that this task was slightly more difficult.

Priest Darwin, to be honest, he doesn't pay attention to his appearance like other priests at all. His fat body may be a bit thick and kind, but when he faces priests of higher rank than him, his face It's a bit off-putting, even for Bart, to wear an overly obsequious and enthusiastic smile.

In addition, his character is still very distinct, cowardly, humble, seemingly cunning but actually a bit stupid, and runs faster than anyone else in danger, which Bart has personally experienced in previous cooperation.

If this kind of person can be connected with a high-level monster, Bart thinks that monster must have been blind for a long time.

But maybe, His Excellency Hill said that the most unlikely thing is often the most possible, so he cheered up and even treated Priest Darwin to a few meals in the name of his companion, who was the one who came No rejection.

Because Priest Darwin is obviously a member of Archbishop Gustav, and he himself did not deny this, Bart took the opportunity to inquire about Archbishop Gustav's impression of His Excellency Hill, and Priest Darwin also pretended to be mysterious and reserved. revealed something to him.

All in all, from that chubby face, Bart didn't find a trace of suspiciousness.

Of course, it may also be that his observation skills are really bad.

The first mission His Excellency Hill gave him was about to fail, which made Bart feel very depressed.

At this time, Priest Darwin, who made Bart deeply depressed, was standing outside the office of the Archbishop, waiting to be summoned.

In the central Holy See, the pope alone has a magnificent palace to show his supremacy. Although the cardinals are also in the Papal State, they do not live with the pope, but live outside the palace in the high and low independent in the building complex.

A red-clothed archbishop owns a building, and each building is equipped with a well-equipped meeting hall, office, living room, etc. Although the interior design is not as magnificent as the Pope's Palace, it can also be called luxurious and comfortable.

Even the door separating the two rooms in the office from the inside to the outside is engraved with exquisite patterns full of religious charm, enough to drive future historians crazy.

Priest Darwin was staring at the pattern on the door in a daze.

He's been sitting here for two hours.

The leader has the natural power to make others wait, but after such a long time, Priest Darwin will inevitably think wildly, worrying that his performance on this mission will dissatisfy the leader, or that the archbishop may transfer him to some unpopular and unprofitable departments some type of.

If that's the case, how can he support his three little girls, they might run away with other men!Priest Darwin thought worriedly.

There was a click from inside, and the door finally opened.

Priest Darwin was overjoyed and stood up quickly, but it was not Archbishop Gustav who walked out, but a handsome priest with chestnut hair.

"Your Excellency Angus!" Priest Darwin rushed up to meet him, showing a flattering smile, and his attitude was more attentive than what he had seen Bishop Lahe before. "Long time no see, how are you?"

The handsome priest glanced at him lightly, but did not answer his question. "Your Excellency Gustav is inside, let you in."

"Yes, thank you very much!" Priest Darwin said, bowing slightly, watching the famous "Fingertip Emerald" leave, couldn't help cursing a few words inwardly, then turned and walked into the room.

There was an inexplicable smell in the room, and a tall figure was sitting on a rocking chair and looking at the documents. The other person was wearing a nightgown with a loose belt, not caring at all that his majestic chest was half exposed.

Priest Darwin didn't dare to look any further, and quickly bowed and said, "Dear Your Excellency Gustav, I'm back."

Gustav looked up and stroked his beard—he had a short, well-trimmed beard on his lips, which gave him a more masculine look.

"How was the trip? Didn't the casinos or brothels in Troon Town make you linger?" His tone was lazy, just like the voice of Priest Darwin after three hundred rounds of fighting with his mistress.

But now, Priest Darwin didn't have time to pay attention to these messes at all, because he could hear the subtext of "I'm very dissatisfied" hidden in Archbishop Gustav's seemingly casual tone.

"Very, I'm sorry, Your Excellency, please listen to my explanation! ... That's right, there are too many vampires in Troon Town. They almost occupied the entire town. When we arrived, we were plotted against and even died for it. A priest and a knight! I was badly wounded too, my lord, and then that Yannick Hill left us alone, I don't know what to do, and when I found out, he told us that he had finished the vampire !"

Priest Darwin was afraid that the other party would blame him, so he quickly finished speaking: "But Your Excellency, I have tried my best to delay the others, created conflicts among them, and made Yannick Hill think that Augustine belonged to Lord Vanserich. people!"

"You said so much, but in the end he successfully completed the task, and he is likely to get the position of Bishop of the Garter Empire." Archbishop Gustav raised his head, "Priest Darwin, you let me down, and I also doubt it. your ability."

Priest Darwin's face was pale, and he knelt down with a plop, hugged Archbishop Gustav's leg and began to snot and tear: "Your Excellency, you have to believe me! I am really trying to destroy them! But that Yannick Xi Er doesn't let me follow him at all, I, it's hard for me to find a chance..."

"So, the chicken coop outside the city..."

"No no! Your Excellency Gustav! My esteemed Excellency! You cannot doubt my loyalty to you, please give me another chance! I will definitely complete the task successfully!"

When he heard about the chicken coop, Priest Darwin was in a bad mood. It was a training place for newcomers who had just become priests. How could he be a mid-level priest to manage the chicken coop!

"Darwin, I'm very embarrassed by your appearance." Unlike his tall and burly figure, Archbishop Gustav's voice was not loud, but steady. "If you do something wrong, you should be punished, right?"

"Your Excellency, I am loyal to you and have never disobeyed any of your orders. This mission to exterminate vampires is so dangerous, but you said you needed me, so I went without hesitation..." Priest Darwin cried with tears in his eyes, There was no effect of being pitiful, but his round and chubby face was covered with tears, and he did look a little pitiful. "I, I have worked very hard. Since the day I became a priest at the age of 15, I have been following you, and I have never had any second thoughts..."

He sobbed and broke his sentence into three paragraphs. Archbishop Gustav finally waved his hand impatiently: "Alright Darwin, I'll give you another chance!"

"Of course!" Priest Darwin looked at the other party with sparkling eyes, "Please do not hesitate to order, I will definitely complete the task smoothly!"

"The task this time is very simple for you." Archbishop Gustav sneered, "You can continue to follow Yannick Hill."

"No need to destroy?" Darwin asked stupidly.

"unnecessary."

"There's no need to woo him to join you, oh no, to join us? Or find a way to make him greatly offend His Excellency Vanserich?"

"Can you do such a difficult thing?"

"..."

"So you don't need to do these things, you just need to report to me his every move on a regular basis. I made him a little trouble, even if he got the position of bishop," Archbishop Gustav revealed a meaningful expression Smile, "It won't be too pleasant."

Priest Darwin couldn't believe that such an easy and good thing would happen to him. His mood had gone through ups and downs, and now he was about to fly.

Then, he heard Archbishop Gustav add another sentence: "But I think, in fact, putting you by his side can already cause the greatest harm to him."

Darwin's heart was broken into pieces: "..."

Anyway, his wish has been fulfilled, and finally he doesn't have to be relegated to manage the chicken coop in the kitchen of the Holy See, oh, it's scary to think about it!

It seems that from now on, Yannick Hill will be the bishop of the Garter Empire. Being able to eat and drink with the bishop is of course better than staying in the Pope's state-maybe it looks noble, but it is too boring. There is no oil or water to fish for.

Priest Darwin walked out of Archbishop Gustav's apartment happily, and when he saw the mid-level priest Alexander who was already waiting outside, his smile became more sincere.

"Hey, buddy!" He patted Alexander on the shoulder vigorously, "Thanks to your solution this time, otherwise Gustav probably wouldn't have forgiven me so quickly!"

Alexander smiled gently and said, "It's good that you're fine. I think His Excellency Gustav thinks so highly of you, so he shouldn't be willing to punish you."

It’s okay if he didn’t say anything, but when he said it, Darwin remembered the incident that he was almost kicked out to take care of the chicken coop just now, and couldn’t help shivering: “Don’t talk about it, you have helped me a lot, how can I thank you? I was really shocked when you suddenly took me away with the scroll of teleportation that night, but that night is really a good memory! I didn't expect you to look as serious as Augustine. It's nostalgic, the chest is bulging, tsk... By the way, do you have a lover, how about I find you a mistress? Guaranteed to suit your taste!"

Priest Darwin winked at him, and the shared prostitution career that night made him agree with and get closer to Alexander, and regarded him as a "fellow man".

Alexander smiled: "What are you going to do next, don't you have to stay in the Papal State?"

"Of course not!" Darwin was beaming. "He asked me to continue to follow Yannick Hill. I heard that the Central Holy See had a little dispute over this matter, but in the end it was decided to let him take over as the bishop of the Garter Empire."

Alexander was stunned, and said with a smile: "The bishop of the Garter Empire is a good position, and His Excellency Hill deserves the credit."

Darwin smiled: "No, I heard from Your Excellency Gustav that even if Yannick Hill took over the position of bishop, he would not be able to take office immediately, and would have to run around. But this is a troublesome thing for him, but a terrible thing for me. no!"

Alexander blinked: "What do you mean by running around?"

Darwin said: "I don't know the details. It seems that he needs to make some friendly visits. Just think about it. If you can go everywhere, will there be fewer women of all kinds?"

Alexander showed an envious look: "Priest Darwin, I want to trouble you with one thing, can you tell me, I also want to continue to follow His Excellency Hill, you know, I don't have any background and background, maybe they will It might not be possible to remove my name."

When Darwin heard this, he showed an ambiguous smile: "You also want to find a lover?"

"Ah, no." Alexander coughed lightly and smiled wryly, "I'll just tell you alone, in fact, I've had a crush on His Excellency Hill for a long time."

"...!!" Darwin almost choked on his saliva.

"What, what?!" He stared at Alexander with wide eyes.

"That's what I just said." Alexander looked back innocently.

"Okay, okay!" Darwin muttered, "So you still like men!"

Alexander smiled slightly: "Your Excellency Hill is so handsome that it's easy for people to admire him. I just want to be by his side, and I don't expect anything else."

Darwin smiled, "I agree with your point of view, but his level of magic is much higher than mine, I dare not be rude to him, it seems that you really like him, well, no problem, leave this matter to Me, I will give you more opportunities to approach him!"

"Thank you, Darwin, you are such a good man!" Alexander said with emotion.