Shaolin monk
Chapter 52 tit for tat
Ling Duoduo, who didn't know that he was being discussed to change the mountain top for no reason, sneezed three times in a row, covered his mouth and nose, and left the dining table, sitting outside the corridor and blowing the air.
Fang Shiyu followed him, lowered his body and asked, "Dashi, what's wrong with you at night, did you catch a cold, and you're obviously fine during the day."
"I don't know, I can't explain clearly, but I always have a bad premonition." Ling Duoduo said with a deep expression, "The last time I had this premonition was when Linghu Chong and I were blocked by Dongfang Bubai on the cliff. .”
——Then Linghu Chong was treated as garbage and thrown off the cliff, and he was arrested by Dongfang Bubai and taken to the Sun Moon God Sect, and was forcibly taught the "Sunflower Treasure". The journey of the priest.
Fang Shiyu was baffled and asked in confusion, "Who is Linghu Chong, and who is Dongfang Bubai?"
The past was unbearable, Ling Duoduo shuddered, shook his head and said: "I may really have a cold, the whole person started talking nonsense, I went into the room to rest."
As soon as this sentence was finished, he saw Hong Xiguan and Yan Yongchun coming out of the lobby holding hands, and asked, "What are you two doing?"
They had just finished their dinner, and it would be wrong to say that they were young couples taking a walk after dinner, no one would take a walk with both faces full of bitterness and hatred.
"I want...I want to go back to Yan Mansion with Xiguan to see my father." Yan Yongchun said softly, "During Huigan's competition today, I vaguely saw my father dressed up as a farmer and came to watch the competition, but I didn't When I looked, I found that he had escaped."
"That's why you should go and see. I think your father must miss you, but it's not easy to lose face." Fang Shiyu encouraged both of them when he saw that the two of them were unable to cheer up, "He is willing to dress up secretly. Look at you, it's clear that I'm not angry with you anymore."
Yan Yongchun sighed: "I hope so, the day I just returned to Hangzhou, I sneaked home to find my father, and heard my father said that he would never recognize me as a daughter... I really want to meet he……"
"If you want to see her, then go see her. What are you afraid of? He doesn't recognize you as a daughter, but she's also your father." Officer Hong Xi comforted her by holding her hand, "Don't be afraid, I'll go with you."
Ling Duoduo watched the two of them leave, and said with a smile, "I've thought about it today, the father and daughter will definitely turn their fights into friendships, and Master Yan will eventually accept Official Xi."
The poor boy whose parents both died is about to marry the daughter of the richest man in Hangzhou. Although it sounds quite nonsense, like the product of otaku lust, it is still a good story.
Fang Shiyu felt the same, nodded and said: "You are right, when their father and daughter reconcile as before, then everyone will be happy."
After saying this, he suddenly felt particularly uneasy, and puffed up his cheeks and looked around: "I feel like every time after bad luck or big trouble, there will be such a seemingly beautiful period that follows. time - if this rule goes on, is bigger trouble waiting for me again?"
Ling Duoduo saw that his eyes were dark and bright, full of the unique drive and youthful vigor of young people, so he couldn't tell him for a while that big trouble was definitely in front of him.
This is the tragic life that is destined to be the protagonist. Ling Duoduo sighed, and did not intend to tell him the truth, but he did not refute, just shrugged his shoulders lightly: "Don't think so much, some things will always come Come on, people live a lifetime, happy life is the same way, unhappy life is the same way, enjoying the happy life at this moment is more important than anything else.”
Fang Shiyu bowed his head and pondered for a while, then gave him a thumbs up: "Da Shizhen is an eminent monk, what he said gave me a sense of epiphany when I picked up the kettle and poured it on my head. Let's go, let's eat sunflower seeds."
The idiot who ruined the idiom "Dago Enlightenment" in this way is simply a legendary bully who is ignorant and incompetent.Ling Duoduo rolled his eyes at him, thought about it, and readily agreed.
After talking for a while, the ominous premonition just now has subsided, just like what he said to Fang Shiyu, being suspicious can only make him unhappy.
He has also seen it now, anyway, if he follows the protagonist, he will be unlucky if he walks left or right, and if he pokes a hornet's nest, it is not poking, let alone him, life will still go on.
Fang Shiyu originally wanted to ask Bao Ma to go out and buy some sunflowers, but when he caught sight of a large pot of traditional Chinese medicine in her hand, he shivered reflexively, then subconsciously took a few steps back, opened the distance and said: "Bao Ma, this is what is this?"
"This is the prescription prescribed by Master San De, let me decoct the medicine according to this——Young master, I can't get away, can you help me look at some medicine, and I'll sell sunflowers?" Bao Ma was embarrassed Looking carefully at the stove in his hand, he hesitated to suggest.
Originally, she was not in charge of such miscellaneous matters, but because Fang De dismissed most of his servants, the matter of decocting medicine can only be troubled by her.
"Wow, when did senior brother San De become wet?" Fang Shiyu took the stinky medicine pot from her hand and said with a smile, "Just leave this work to us, please go out for a while. "
"I've been at home all day today, and I want to go out to exercise my muscles and bones." Bao's mother didn't care about this, and was quite happy to have a chance to go out justifiably. She pointed at the east wing room, "That woman , I never see me idle for a moment, and instructed me for a day."
Fang Shiyu understood, nodded and said: "Don't worry, if she asks you to get up, I'll tell you that you went out to help me run errands, Bao Ma, you can rest assured to talk and chat with the third lady outside for a while."
Baoma thanked happily and left.
Ling Duoduo listened to their conversation, and was quite curious, so he couldn't help asking: "Who are the three mistresses?"
"It's the four wives who are in charge of the Qionghua Guild Hall," Fang Shiyu stretched out two thumbs, and praised sincerely, "These three wives, all of them are amazing. They are extraordinarily neat, there is no gossip in the whole city of Hangzhou that they don't know about!"
"Is it really that powerful?" Ling Duoduo laughed, "I was amazed when I heard the gossip about Xiguan and Wing Chun from senior brother Sanchi last time. Is there anyone who is more boring than the Shaolin Temple gang?" Is there anyone who can still spread gossip like a monk?"
"Of course, compared to the three great wives, the Shaolin Temple is nothing compared to the big witch. It's not enough at all." Fang Shiyu curled his lips, stretched out his little finger to tick, indicating that the standard of Shaolin Temple is really too low, and turned towards the east again. The wing room pointed, "Do you still remember the clever plan I told you earlier? If it is really going to be implemented, it will need the help of the third lady."
It can be seen that Fang Shiyu really hates Sun Qing, when talking about that plan, his eyes seem to be shining, Ling Duoduo smiled helplessly: "Okay, then I will wait for the day when your clever plan is displayed, now first Go make medicine for Huiqian, don't delay."
"Then let's stay together for a while, and eat melon seeds together after Bao Ma comes back from chatting." Fang Shiyu leaned over the medicine pot and sniffed. It must smell like hell, it tastes really good."
"Junior Brother Sande has been in charge of the vegetable field around the Plum Blossom Resort for more than ten years, and he often asks Master Wumei for medical knowledge. The prescriptions he prescribes must be effective." Ling Duoduo opened it as he spoke. the kitchen door.
Fang Shiyu followed him in, and said with a smile, "No matter how hard it is, I'm not afraid. If someone feeds it to his mouth, he will eat the poison as candy."
This was clearly teasing the relationship between Hu Huiqian and Xiaoli. Ling Duoduo laughed: "You know what Huiqian thinks when you play sarcasm all day long, so guess what Master Yan will do when he sees Wing Chun and Xiguan?" say what?"
"You still need to guess?" Fang Shiyu adjusted his mood, put on a helpless expression, sighed a long time, and said in a rough voice, "As the saying goes, female colleges are not good, girls are extroverted. Both of them are like this, what else can I do? Officer Hong Xi, can you call 'Daddy' to listen?"
The two were talking and joking, Ling Duoduo lit the stove with his hands, put the medicine pot on it, and took out a small cattail fan to fan the wind intermittently.
Fang Shiyu wandered around the kitchen, took a plate of red dates and longan and placed it on the table, first peeled a longan and handed it to Ling Duoduo, smiling, "Da Shi come to eat vegetarian food."
Ling Duoduo opened his mouth to hold it, and sucked the longan meat: "It's so sweet, you can eat it yourself."
Fang Shiyu grabbed a red date and took a bite, then fed him another date: "Not only longan, dates are also very sweet, Bao Ma is really good at shopping!"
At this time, the atmosphere was just right, and Fang Shiyu was very happy, and was about to say something appropriate for the occasion, when a sudden voice came in: "Hey, what is it that smells so bad, it smells so bad!"
The smile on Fang Shiyu's face disappeared in an instant, and he turned his head to look in displeasure, and sure enough, he saw Sun Qing standing at the door of the kitchen with big bags and small bags, covering her nose with disgust.
He didn't want this kind of confused person to ruin his good mood, so he turned his head to pretend he didn't hear.
Unexpectedly, Sun Qing reluctantly walked into the kitchen with her hips akimbo, twisted a fragrant handkerchief, pointed at the medicine pot, and said, "Hey, I'm talking about you two, hey, hey, you How did it happen, do you know where this place is, where you decoct medicine?"
This woman is really shameless, Fang Shiyu raised his head, looked at her and pretended to be puzzled: "What is this place, can't it be used to make medicine? Even adulterers and sluts live here."
Sun Qing squinted at him, and said displeasedly: "Hey, is that what you talk about? Anyway, I'm also your elder?"
"Elder? Do you mean to slap your mouth and poke your back?" Fang Shiyu looked at Ling Duoduo blankly, "Da Shi, you know more words and read more books than me, can you Can't you explain it to me?"
Ling Duoduo continued to boil the medicine with a blank face, and said, "I still want to eat longan."
These two people quarreled when they met, and Sun Qing never won a quarrel, so he wondered why this woman didn't know how to learn a lesson at all, or was she just trying to hang out in front of Fang Shiyu?
Fang Shiyu sneered at Sun Qing, sat down very cooperatively, and helped Ling Duoduo peel the longan.
This is the step that Ling Duoduo intentionally gave, but Sun Qing didn't show appreciation, pointing at the tip of Fang Shiyu's nose and said, "You, are you acting presumptuously just because your father is not here?"
Fang Shiyu mouthed "ah" to Ling Duoduo, stuffed the longan into his mouth, and then said in a deep voice: "No matter how presumptuous you are, it's better than your debauchery—yes, my father isn't here, so I'm the boss. Young master of the Fang family."
Sun Qing raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "The young master of the Fang family? Hmph, Fang Shiyu, let me tell you, if I say a few words in front of your father, you, the young master of the Fang family, will have nothing to do!"
Fang Shiyu followed him, lowered his body and asked, "Dashi, what's wrong with you at night, did you catch a cold, and you're obviously fine during the day."
"I don't know, I can't explain clearly, but I always have a bad premonition." Ling Duoduo said with a deep expression, "The last time I had this premonition was when Linghu Chong and I were blocked by Dongfang Bubai on the cliff. .”
——Then Linghu Chong was treated as garbage and thrown off the cliff, and he was arrested by Dongfang Bubai and taken to the Sun Moon God Sect, and was forcibly taught the "Sunflower Treasure". The journey of the priest.
Fang Shiyu was baffled and asked in confusion, "Who is Linghu Chong, and who is Dongfang Bubai?"
The past was unbearable, Ling Duoduo shuddered, shook his head and said: "I may really have a cold, the whole person started talking nonsense, I went into the room to rest."
As soon as this sentence was finished, he saw Hong Xiguan and Yan Yongchun coming out of the lobby holding hands, and asked, "What are you two doing?"
They had just finished their dinner, and it would be wrong to say that they were young couples taking a walk after dinner, no one would take a walk with both faces full of bitterness and hatred.
"I want...I want to go back to Yan Mansion with Xiguan to see my father." Yan Yongchun said softly, "During Huigan's competition today, I vaguely saw my father dressed up as a farmer and came to watch the competition, but I didn't When I looked, I found that he had escaped."
"That's why you should go and see. I think your father must miss you, but it's not easy to lose face." Fang Shiyu encouraged both of them when he saw that the two of them were unable to cheer up, "He is willing to dress up secretly. Look at you, it's clear that I'm not angry with you anymore."
Yan Yongchun sighed: "I hope so, the day I just returned to Hangzhou, I sneaked home to find my father, and heard my father said that he would never recognize me as a daughter... I really want to meet he……"
"If you want to see her, then go see her. What are you afraid of? He doesn't recognize you as a daughter, but she's also your father." Officer Hong Xi comforted her by holding her hand, "Don't be afraid, I'll go with you."
Ling Duoduo watched the two of them leave, and said with a smile, "I've thought about it today, the father and daughter will definitely turn their fights into friendships, and Master Yan will eventually accept Official Xi."
The poor boy whose parents both died is about to marry the daughter of the richest man in Hangzhou. Although it sounds quite nonsense, like the product of otaku lust, it is still a good story.
Fang Shiyu felt the same, nodded and said: "You are right, when their father and daughter reconcile as before, then everyone will be happy."
After saying this, he suddenly felt particularly uneasy, and puffed up his cheeks and looked around: "I feel like every time after bad luck or big trouble, there will be such a seemingly beautiful period that follows. time - if this rule goes on, is bigger trouble waiting for me again?"
Ling Duoduo saw that his eyes were dark and bright, full of the unique drive and youthful vigor of young people, so he couldn't tell him for a while that big trouble was definitely in front of him.
This is the tragic life that is destined to be the protagonist. Ling Duoduo sighed, and did not intend to tell him the truth, but he did not refute, just shrugged his shoulders lightly: "Don't think so much, some things will always come Come on, people live a lifetime, happy life is the same way, unhappy life is the same way, enjoying the happy life at this moment is more important than anything else.”
Fang Shiyu bowed his head and pondered for a while, then gave him a thumbs up: "Da Shizhen is an eminent monk, what he said gave me a sense of epiphany when I picked up the kettle and poured it on my head. Let's go, let's eat sunflower seeds."
The idiot who ruined the idiom "Dago Enlightenment" in this way is simply a legendary bully who is ignorant and incompetent.Ling Duoduo rolled his eyes at him, thought about it, and readily agreed.
After talking for a while, the ominous premonition just now has subsided, just like what he said to Fang Shiyu, being suspicious can only make him unhappy.
He has also seen it now, anyway, if he follows the protagonist, he will be unlucky if he walks left or right, and if he pokes a hornet's nest, it is not poking, let alone him, life will still go on.
Fang Shiyu originally wanted to ask Bao Ma to go out and buy some sunflowers, but when he caught sight of a large pot of traditional Chinese medicine in her hand, he shivered reflexively, then subconsciously took a few steps back, opened the distance and said: "Bao Ma, this is what is this?"
"This is the prescription prescribed by Master San De, let me decoct the medicine according to this——Young master, I can't get away, can you help me look at some medicine, and I'll sell sunflowers?" Bao Ma was embarrassed Looking carefully at the stove in his hand, he hesitated to suggest.
Originally, she was not in charge of such miscellaneous matters, but because Fang De dismissed most of his servants, the matter of decocting medicine can only be troubled by her.
"Wow, when did senior brother San De become wet?" Fang Shiyu took the stinky medicine pot from her hand and said with a smile, "Just leave this work to us, please go out for a while. "
"I've been at home all day today, and I want to go out to exercise my muscles and bones." Bao's mother didn't care about this, and was quite happy to have a chance to go out justifiably. She pointed at the east wing room, "That woman , I never see me idle for a moment, and instructed me for a day."
Fang Shiyu understood, nodded and said: "Don't worry, if she asks you to get up, I'll tell you that you went out to help me run errands, Bao Ma, you can rest assured to talk and chat with the third lady outside for a while."
Baoma thanked happily and left.
Ling Duoduo listened to their conversation, and was quite curious, so he couldn't help asking: "Who are the three mistresses?"
"It's the four wives who are in charge of the Qionghua Guild Hall," Fang Shiyu stretched out two thumbs, and praised sincerely, "These three wives, all of them are amazing. They are extraordinarily neat, there is no gossip in the whole city of Hangzhou that they don't know about!"
"Is it really that powerful?" Ling Duoduo laughed, "I was amazed when I heard the gossip about Xiguan and Wing Chun from senior brother Sanchi last time. Is there anyone who is more boring than the Shaolin Temple gang?" Is there anyone who can still spread gossip like a monk?"
"Of course, compared to the three great wives, the Shaolin Temple is nothing compared to the big witch. It's not enough at all." Fang Shiyu curled his lips, stretched out his little finger to tick, indicating that the standard of Shaolin Temple is really too low, and turned towards the east again. The wing room pointed, "Do you still remember the clever plan I told you earlier? If it is really going to be implemented, it will need the help of the third lady."
It can be seen that Fang Shiyu really hates Sun Qing, when talking about that plan, his eyes seem to be shining, Ling Duoduo smiled helplessly: "Okay, then I will wait for the day when your clever plan is displayed, now first Go make medicine for Huiqian, don't delay."
"Then let's stay together for a while, and eat melon seeds together after Bao Ma comes back from chatting." Fang Shiyu leaned over the medicine pot and sniffed. It must smell like hell, it tastes really good."
"Junior Brother Sande has been in charge of the vegetable field around the Plum Blossom Resort for more than ten years, and he often asks Master Wumei for medical knowledge. The prescriptions he prescribes must be effective." Ling Duoduo opened it as he spoke. the kitchen door.
Fang Shiyu followed him in, and said with a smile, "No matter how hard it is, I'm not afraid. If someone feeds it to his mouth, he will eat the poison as candy."
This was clearly teasing the relationship between Hu Huiqian and Xiaoli. Ling Duoduo laughed: "You know what Huiqian thinks when you play sarcasm all day long, so guess what Master Yan will do when he sees Wing Chun and Xiguan?" say what?"
"You still need to guess?" Fang Shiyu adjusted his mood, put on a helpless expression, sighed a long time, and said in a rough voice, "As the saying goes, female colleges are not good, girls are extroverted. Both of them are like this, what else can I do? Officer Hong Xi, can you call 'Daddy' to listen?"
The two were talking and joking, Ling Duoduo lit the stove with his hands, put the medicine pot on it, and took out a small cattail fan to fan the wind intermittently.
Fang Shiyu wandered around the kitchen, took a plate of red dates and longan and placed it on the table, first peeled a longan and handed it to Ling Duoduo, smiling, "Da Shi come to eat vegetarian food."
Ling Duoduo opened his mouth to hold it, and sucked the longan meat: "It's so sweet, you can eat it yourself."
Fang Shiyu grabbed a red date and took a bite, then fed him another date: "Not only longan, dates are also very sweet, Bao Ma is really good at shopping!"
At this time, the atmosphere was just right, and Fang Shiyu was very happy, and was about to say something appropriate for the occasion, when a sudden voice came in: "Hey, what is it that smells so bad, it smells so bad!"
The smile on Fang Shiyu's face disappeared in an instant, and he turned his head to look in displeasure, and sure enough, he saw Sun Qing standing at the door of the kitchen with big bags and small bags, covering her nose with disgust.
He didn't want this kind of confused person to ruin his good mood, so he turned his head to pretend he didn't hear.
Unexpectedly, Sun Qing reluctantly walked into the kitchen with her hips akimbo, twisted a fragrant handkerchief, pointed at the medicine pot, and said, "Hey, I'm talking about you two, hey, hey, you How did it happen, do you know where this place is, where you decoct medicine?"
This woman is really shameless, Fang Shiyu raised his head, looked at her and pretended to be puzzled: "What is this place, can't it be used to make medicine? Even adulterers and sluts live here."
Sun Qing squinted at him, and said displeasedly: "Hey, is that what you talk about? Anyway, I'm also your elder?"
"Elder? Do you mean to slap your mouth and poke your back?" Fang Shiyu looked at Ling Duoduo blankly, "Da Shi, you know more words and read more books than me, can you Can't you explain it to me?"
Ling Duoduo continued to boil the medicine with a blank face, and said, "I still want to eat longan."
These two people quarreled when they met, and Sun Qing never won a quarrel, so he wondered why this woman didn't know how to learn a lesson at all, or was she just trying to hang out in front of Fang Shiyu?
Fang Shiyu sneered at Sun Qing, sat down very cooperatively, and helped Ling Duoduo peel the longan.
This is the step that Ling Duoduo intentionally gave, but Sun Qing didn't show appreciation, pointing at the tip of Fang Shiyu's nose and said, "You, are you acting presumptuously just because your father is not here?"
Fang Shiyu mouthed "ah" to Ling Duoduo, stuffed the longan into his mouth, and then said in a deep voice: "No matter how presumptuous you are, it's better than your debauchery—yes, my father isn't here, so I'm the boss. Young master of the Fang family."
Sun Qing raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "The young master of the Fang family? Hmph, Fang Shiyu, let me tell you, if I say a few words in front of your father, you, the young master of the Fang family, will have nothing to do!"
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