Self-cultivation of fake wine

Men who lose their minds dare not teleport home to scare their wives, but they can teleport to Los Angeles to scare their own sisters.

Belmode, who was reading the script in the hotel, was so frightened by the sudden appearance of the soul brother that he lost the script and pulled out a gun from under the pillow!

Facing Mu Cangkou, Herbal Salt calmed down a bit.

Facing his brother's overly handsome face, Belmode calmed down a bit: "Brother Yan?"

"Have you accepted a role recently? Filming will start in a few days?" Herbal Salt went straight to the point.

Belmode put the wooden bin back under the pillow.The lady witch in her pajamas is sexy and natural, and her smile is full of the sweetness of ripe apples, which will always arouse the original desire from the Garden of Eden in people's hearts.

However, the only viewer does not have any intention of viewing. For people outside of Zhongye in the Central Plains, the herbal salt does not give birth to any greedy heart.

Belmode didn't care too much: "It hasn't been decided yet, the agent gave some good scripts to entertain me. Is there something for Brother Yan to come to me?"

"Yes." Herbal Salt nodded solemnly, clasped his hands together, "I can only count on you, Chris!"

Belmode's expression also became serious.

The woman who was lazily leaning against the head of the bed immediately sat up straight: "Speak."

"Help me go to Hawaii with the kids, now, tonight."

"..." Belmode's expression went blank for a moment, "Huh?!!"

If children are used to play, then of course my sister is used to cheat——

Belmode: ...

#Your brother's, why#

#Witch shed tears#

however……

#Niece little angel!Auntie is fine! #

#真香#

The next morning, I got up early in the morning, went for a run, and came back to call my master, but found a strange and beautiful little Anna on the master's bed: ...

Ah, ah, Mr. Nakaya, you have been green—— woo!

Although the misunderstanding was resolved immediately, little Anna still couldn't forget the psychological impact of a beautiful blonde woman sleeping on her master's bed.

Of course, after that, I was held down by the beautiful big sister for facial cleanser or something...

Anna: Let’s forget about this honor that most people in the world would envy. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I can’t breathe——

The sadness of being abandoned by the master continued until the pretty sister who claimed to be a well-known American actress Chris Wynyard took out a super-long training printout and started to enter nightmare mode.

"Brother Yan, please let me teach you something else by the way, cute little Anna." Belmode happily opened her suitcase - no, that's not a suitcase, it's a suitcase full of make-up and face-changing props !

"Come on, let's learn the skills that women should know~ Let's start by distinguishing the lipstick number first?"

Anna:  …

The nightmare has begun!

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Zhong Ye was embraced by the thick, warm and familiar big embrace in the warm blanket, as comfortable as a cat lying on the bed in love with warmth, the idea of ​​"just go back to sleep like this, anyway, the alarm clock hasn't gone off, it must be too early" The shred of sanity eroding the edge of waking up, like a degenerate little monster, dragged the cat back to the soft lair of comfort and languor.

uh, the alarm clock...

When I think of this word, as a social animal, I can't help but go to my phone to check the time.

Always make sure that the time is still early in order to sleep soundly!

Chuya stretched out his hand, skillfully finding a convenient position for holding the phone in the man's arms——

Such early mornings are so common that the sleepy Zhong Ye couldn't tell when he was in the moment.

It's only after six o'clock... Let's sleep a little longer, I've been working overtime during this time... Overtime?

Wait, why do you work overtime?It seems to be because of the plan of the dog man and the leader...

Eh? !Didn't the dog man tell himself that he would tell himself when he would come back this morning?Why haven't you sent a text message yet?

The cat, who was used to being hugged by a man, sent a text message to his dog in displeasure.

【When are you coming back? 】

Well, wait until you wake up and see if that guy has replied...

Zhongye Maomao confirmed his eight o'clock alarm clock, and then closed his eyes in peace.

……

When Maomao's breathing was about to calm down, his eyes suddenly widened!

No, the dog man hasn't come home yet, who is hugging him? !

A familiar muffled smile came from above his head: "Pfft."

"You're back!"

The scene of the thriller turned into a pink surprise in a second!

Zhong also woke up completely!

Maomao twisted excitedly in the man's arms!

It's the chest I'm familiar with!Familiar clavicle!The familiar Adam's apple!familiar……

"Hey--?!!!"

The red-haired young man who was about to pounce on him for a kiss rolled up the blanket and rolled back out of the bed in horror!

Those blue eyes are wide open!

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared in shock at the man whose whole body was exposed because of the loss of the blanket.

The body is still the body of the 1.8m five-shape man who is very familiar with every inch, but this head...

Zhong also knows how handsome his man is.

Even if you wear glasses to seal your appearance, if you get close, you will be lured by the hormones that are so gentle and scum that you will lose your principles—it’s better to say that his so-called resistance principle has long been sucked into a cool and useless cat cake. gradually deteriorated.

But at this time, the man's appearance seems to be on a higher level than the original one.

Even though the curtains are blocking the sunlight, he can clearly distinguish it. It is different from the appearance of the earthly man who can walk on the catwalk to shoot the cover of fashion show magazines. It seems to come from another world and belong to the fantasy handsomeness of gods. .

His brows are deep, his skin is fair, and his long and narrow blue eyes are decorated with white eyelashes. The crystal clear texture makes him look at you like a god's exclusive favor, which makes people happy.The smooth and flexible silver long hair like satin was scattered on the bed, a little messy because the quilt was pulled away, and slowly slipped from the man's perfect body...

He smiled, as if a smile could give you all the happiness in the world.

"Good morning, Zhongye." Even the familiar voice was tinged with a coldness that was unattainable and provoking evil thoughts, "Are you scared by my new appearance?"

Zhong Yuan also hugged the blanket and covered his chest.

It took a long time to find my voice: "New, new look?"

The man propped his head with one hand and lay on his side on the bed, allowing his cats to see him familiarly.

"I thought of a way to change my appearance, of course I can change it back." Herb Salt put on the skin of a legendary magician who used to be a flower of Gaoling and a little fairy in the industry, trying to make her voice a bit grounded The airy dog ​​smell, the elegance and nobility added by the face value only makes the down-to-earth gentleness dyed with a more sexy color tone.

"Chuya, if we do it now..."

The man got up and got out of bed, and walked towards Mao Mao, who was backing away in fear and excitement, swallowing his saliva, until he had no way to retreat and slammed the cat against the wall.

Herbal salt is also excited.

He lowered his head, letting his long silver hair fall, sweeping over Mao Mao's shoulders and falling on the clenched cat's paws.

Then leaned over and kissed the cat on the mouth.

In the long and deep kiss, the blanket and pajamas fell together.

In the dark, the man used his words and deeds to find a new play for his cat that could be immediately confirmed to be his.

"Chuya, the next thing is the cheating game, okay?"

"What... woo!"

"It's obviously the same person, but it seems to be doing things with different people, like betraying the relationship with [Herbal Salt]."

"You, aren't you the bastard Ah Yan!"

"Oh? That's not okay, Chuya." The man stroked the cat's comfortable place, and let him get stuck in the most comfortable moment before, biting the cat's ear and smiling wickedly, "It's been hard for me The person who came to accompany you with another identity can't be called by the wrong name."

"Let go... woo...!"

"The name of the new identity is Ryan Hughes, an illusionist from Italy. From today onwards, he will be the meal substitute for your direct subordinates and lover whose whereabouts are unknown—" It was poured into the depths of the cochlea, but the words spoken were terrible, "Do you remember clearly, Mr. Central Plains cadre?"

"What's wrong with you..." You actually came up with your own green operation!

"But Chuya, you are also super sexually aroused because of this setting, right?" The dog man is still a dog man after changing his face, but the new gameplay is mixed with some kind of selfishness, so he is more happy, "Come on, Zhongye , it’s time to change your name.”

"Bastard, bastard..."

"Lion Hughes, or Ryan—" the man who was over the top hugged the trembling cat into the play and was very excited, "Forget about your missing boyfriend, now you only have Ryan by your side, dear ... and only Ryan can satisfy you."

Suddenly, there is a kind of immoral happiness that I am really cheating with herbal salt on my back.

Especially after knowing that this person is Herbal Salt himself...after the thing I did...after the "cheating" that I agreed to...

Something is going to break.

Sure enough, every time I was with this dog man...

All thieves are so fucking exciting that they can't stop.

"Lian...what the hell is this name..." Maomao panicked, with physiological tears in his eyes, turned his head and bared his teeth at the familiar yet unfamiliar face, "Very good, Lionsius, right? , you fucking wait for me... Woo!"

"Zhong also wants to come forward." The man took advantage of the situation and changed into a cat-sucking posture. "Do you like my face so much? Have you changed your mind so quickly? Damn, it's really sad."

Zhong Ye: ...

Chuya: Your skillful movements really don't make people feel sad at all!

Damn it, it's my own dog man!But he still wants to play with a tauren on the head of a little fairy boy!Is this to get the cat sucked dry early in the morning when she needs to go to work!

"Hmph... If you keep your tongue out, I'll let you start from the bottom of the organization!"

"Wow, the cadre is really amazing." The man kissed the feisty cat that was about to soften into liquid in his arms, "Then in order to get rid of the low-level, I can only work hard to change to the high-level."

Among the senior members of the organization, Mao Mao: ...

Playing DirtyTalk in front of a dog man, you really can't win! Damn it! ! !