Self-cultivation of fake wine

The cat who lost his happiness is paralyzed on the sofa.

He tried to force the overlord to bow hard last night, and then fell asleep in an instant.

Woke up the next day amidst the aroma of rice, and got an honest and annoying answer from the man: "I hypnotized you."

Listen, is this human speech! ! !

"Asshole, tell me clearly, do you not like me who is 1.9 meters tall!"

"I like you, and I also like you who are 1.9 meters." The man is very frank, "but I have no sexual interest in you who are 1.9 meters."

Zhong Ye: ...

Zhong also tried to take a deep breath to calm himself, and finally said calmly, "Get out of here."

Then the man really rolled away!

Although the saying is to go out to buy new year's goods, but I really left alone!

Zhong Yesheng slumped on the sofa with nothing to love, extremely wronged.

His long legs!How wonderful!

1.9 meters of air!How refreshing!

Now he is handsome to a new level!

【Sorry, Zhongya, XP may still need an adaptation period...】

adapt……

Do you still need to get used to it?

Well, I will give you an adaptation period...

He just wants to grow taller!The big deal is to tell a man that it will become 1.8 meters... no, it must be taller than Dazai! 1.8 meters four? ... at most 1.8 meters two!Can't be any shorter!

Relying on the man's omnipotent magic, Chuya even started to determine his own height!

But suddenly it changed from 1.9 meters to 1.8 meters... Dazai won't laugh at his "shrinkage" when he sees it!

Zhong also was reluctant again.

He always pampers the man's new play, so what's wrong with letting him adapt to his new height!

Can't you accept that you are taller than him!

Do you have to make people 1.6 meters for a lifetime!

In the next door, it will be 1.9 meters in the future...

Mao Mao was so wronged that she turned over with difficulty on the sofa.

By the way, I once again sighed with emotion about my beautiful long legs.

-

Herbal Salt really went out to buy new year's goods, and met Panzhou Tianji and Bishuiliu who also went out to buy in a large general supermarket.

"Ah, Mr. Bishui, Mr. Panzhou."

"Hey, isn't this Mr. Grass, and he also came out to buy new year's goods?"

On the outside, Bi Shui Liu looks like a very gentle and cheerful boy - he once fell with a sword on an isolated island, and it didn't hurt him at all, so there is no heart problem.

He doesn't need a straitjacket, and he is completely free to walk anywhere he wants to go.

It's just that he himself doesn't want to be bound by the terms of the king of the imperial tower, so he lives underground.

Panzhou Tianji was once the Gray King Feng Shengwu. The clan Cathedral he formed suffered heavy casualties in the previous war. Since then, he has no longer cared about the affairs of the country, and lived peacefully and leisurely with Bishuiliu under his anonymity.

If you want to ask why... it is probably due to the reason for closing your eyes. At first, you felt that you couldn't let a child with the power be ignored, and then you became a babysitter for many years.

"Yes. Everyone in the Green League, how are you?"

"Of course, you're back from your trip?"

"I didn't bring any special products this time."

"1.9 meters of medicine?"

Herbal Salt took a look at the tall Green King: "Do you need it?"

"There is a child in my family who wants to grow taller after knowing about it."

"Gojosukuna?"

"Bingo~"

"How tall does he want to be?"

"1.8 meters?"

"I'll get it done for you later."

"That's really grateful—will you come to my house for dinner?"

"No, I still hope to spend the New Year with my lover."

"Haha, what an enviable happiness."

"Why don't you consider getting married?"

"Then it's up to fate."

"Mr. Panzhou doesn't urge the marriage?"

Suddenly the gray king of cue laughed awkwardly: "I'm still single..."

——This is really a sad topic.

The citizens passing by occasionally heard the second half, and they didn't care about this short conversation among parents.

It's better to say that three handsome guys and uncles gathered together to discuss such a topic... It's already very speechless.

-

Chinese New Year's oranges, snacks, meat, eggs, vegetables, fruits and vegetables for the New Year's Eve dinner...

There are so many things that fill the trunk of a Rolls-Royce.

Herbal Salt plans to invite Mori, who is alone, and Koyo Ozaki to have a New Year's Eve dinner during the Chinese New Year, and invite Chris and Accelerator by the way.

Anna made a phone call and said that they would celebrate the New Year together in Barbara. Herb Salt would of course agree, and then they could go to the shrine together on the [-]st.

Just when the shopping was over, I sent Anna a women's kimono for the New Year.

Anna was very happy, but at the same time confused: "Didn't Mr. Chuya come with you?"

"He's resting at home."

"Huh?" Anna wanted to ask something, but Zhou Fangzun who found out that the topic was not good, pulled it away.

"You should also pay attention."

"Haha."

This reason sounds really full of hints.

Who would have thought that the loving cat and dog couple had no adult life at all last night!

With a miserable heart and a smile on his face, the dog man bid farewell to the enthusiastic barking and dancing teenagers, and embarked on a journey home alone.

When I got home, I still wanted to keep the 1.9-meter big cat waiting for me.

The man whose eyes lost their brightness in an instant but still managed to keep smiling: "I'm back, Chuya. I bought a lot of things, help me get some?"

Zhong Ye, who stared at the man for a long time without seeing any flaws, suddenly felt sullen in his heart, and his smile improved a lot: "Hmph, of course."

Pretend, you can pretend!

Let's see who can't hold on first!

I also thought about the stickiness of the man before, and I couldn't imagine that Teddy had completely become sexually frigid!

... Then he understood that men can really become frigid.

And the man seems to have gradually gotten used to living with the 1.9-meter Zhongya...with frigidity.

Lying on the bed with eyes open and unable to fall asleep, Chuya didn't want to solve it by himself: ...

hateful!All men!Why can you have no **! ! !

"Tell me." Zhongya was extremely sad and angry, "Did you use magic to cheat?"

"what?"

"You must have cheated with magic! Frigidity or something... I don't believe it!"

"You know I lived for many years before." The man said calmly under the quilt, with no worldly desires in his eyes, "I have no desires for many years, just read books and see the world every day, and that's it."

"So are you going back to the state you were in then?" Zhongye's voice turned into tears, "Then what should I do!"

"I'm sorry, Chuya." The dog man was unmoved, his heart was ruthless, "I don't have XP for you who are 1.9 meters tall."

Zhong Ye: ...

Chuya: "Does it have to be 1.6 meters! Can't 1.8 meters five!"

Cutting off five centimeters of height made Chuya's heart bleed.

"Why do you want me to go back to 1.9 meters after seeing the beauty of 1.6 meters!"

"I do not have."

"But you don't even have XP!!!"

"This kind of thing can't be particularly controlled... It's awkward, just let it be?"

"Are you saying that XP is awkward or that I am awkward?"

"Everything is awkward now."

Zhong Ye: ...

Zhongye Maomao wept, choked up like a poor child who is unwilling to hand over his beloved toy.

"We can choose love without X life, Zhongye." The man tilted his head, his face serious and indifferent, "I can bear it."

Zhong Ye: ...

Chuya: Damn it!I can't help it! ! !

"Bastard, bastard..." Maomao leaned over and hugged his dog, "I don't want height anymore, I want you..."

Well, so humble!

How can love keep giving way!

Herb Salt has no expression on her face: "I've been here all along, you're just greedy for my body, Zhong Ye."

Maomao was exposed for a second, and was furious and slapped the man's pectoral muscles in anger!

"Don't lie down, change back for me!"

"Hey, it's coming—"

The 1.9-meter cat has not survived the New Year after all.

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-

Even so, the man's enthusiasm did not gradually recover until several days after the year.

Zhong Ye: "What's the situation with you?"

Herb Salt was also at a loss: "Maybe it's because I'm...slow heat?"

Zhong Ye: ...

I believe in you.

but……

Zhong couldn't help but think carefully and became terrified.

If he just keeps his previous appearance, will the man completely change back to the one who has no desires and desires?

"How did you live between the time you were 21 and the time you met me?"

"Work."

"Is there nothing you like?"

"It's very interesting to see the fussy Vongolas, and I don't like things very much...What, Chuya, are you finally worried that you will lose me?"

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Because this is not suitable for me, it seems to break up with you, but this kind of thing will not happen because of emotion or reason." Herb Salt patted Mao Mao's head, "But I still want to break up with you." I'm sorry, I really don't like your 1.9-meter appearance, and I can't accept it visually and psychologically...I'm also surprised that I would find fault with you, sorry, isn't it too much?"

Zhong Ye: ...

It is indeed too much.

But who would have thought that men would care so much about height!

"Then let me ask you, if I become one meter tall..."

"sure."

"Damn it, you can only be shorter but not taller!"

"Because when I think of being able to hold Nakaya in my arms, my heart is full of love... But if it is too big, it will not feel good to hold it. I can't imagine it, and I refuse to imagine it."

Zhong also took a deep breath.

Did not hold back.

In the end, he punched the man hard in the face.

How fucking angry! ! !

-

The ridiculous effect of this incident did not dissipate until the spring cherry blossom season.

Zhong is also used to men's compromises, and for the first time understands what a man does when he doesn't compromise, so annoying that he wants to divorce.

No, should we be thankful that this incident did not cause a thunderstorm in Yokohama?

"Sorry, I'm a difficult man."

The man who was drinking while enjoying the cherry blossoms obviously started to feel depressed.

"I didn't expect my love to suffer such a heavy blow in front of my XP..."

Zhong Ye: ...

Chuya: "I'm done! Forget about it! I don't want to be 1.9 meters in the future! Not even 1.8 meters!"

"Now, for me, start the next trip!!!"

Unbearable, no need to endure.

Although he was also very troubled that the man would deprive him of his dream of growing taller just for such a big thing, but after these awkward months, he has already recognized the reality! ! !

The XP principle of this bastard man is so difficult to deal with!What can he do!

Damn it!My 1.9-meter life! ! !