Mozun cried and wanted to hang himself
Chapter 2
In the magic palace, Ye called his subordinates over.
Ning Shining respectfully: "Your Majesty, what are your orders?"
But Ye half closed his eyes, and said calmly: "Half a stick of incense, I want to know all the preferences of that little phoenix."
Ning Shanshan unhurriedly took out a copy of "Little Phoenix Raiders Manual".
But Ye said with satisfaction: "Very good, the work efficiency is good."
...Didn't you sum it up yourself?Ning Shanshan thought that His Majesty might not want others to know, and cooperated: "Thank you for your compliment."
So that night, after finishing writing the diary, Ye started to read "Little Phoenix Raiders Handbook" non-stop, as if he had read some bad books, and couldn't sleep all night excitedly.
On the second day, I went to another place early.
There is a fortune-telling booth at the foot of the magic palace.The stall was an old man with gray hair and beard, no one could tell how old he was.
The old man stayed here all year round to set up a fortune-telling stall, but when he saw Ye Ke coming over, he smiled and said, "Your Majesty is here!"
Ye frowned: "Have I been here before?"
He had been here before, it was considered a marriage, and he told the old man not to say anything.
Seeing his displeasure, the old man immediately said, "I didn't come! Of course I didn't come!"
This matter did not fit with his position of being ruthless and ruthless, but Ye ordered: "Don't tell others."
The old fortune teller nodded: "Understood, what does Your Majesty need?"
But Ye's tone was flat, trying not to take this matter seriously: "Peach Blossom."
The old man was startled, what's going on, are you having an affair!He had already helped Ye last time, but he counted the peach blossoms, and the hexagrams showed that he would have a good marriage with Feng Yu.
The old man made some calculations again, and replied truthfully: "There will be no more marriage."
Even though he said that, His Majesty would overthrow him, but that little phoenix couldn't be bothered.
The old fortune teller said: "Except for the Divine Sovereign Phoenix, there will be no other marriages."
Ye was very happy, but didn't show it on his face, and left the reward coldly, then returned to the magic palace, waiting for Feng Yu to come to him.
There is a forest outside the border of Chengxu, full of ghosts and ghosts.Recently, there have been headless ghosts wandering around at night, haunting everyone they meet, and everyone is scared to go that way.
In the dark woods, a headless ghost wandered around. He was bald on the neck, hunched over, waving his hands anxiously, looking for his head all over the place: "Excuse me, excuse me, where's my head?"
Phoenix walks over.
The headless ghost couldn't tell who it was, so he said, "Hello, Destiny, have you seen my head?"
Feng Yu said: "No."
Hearing the voice, the headless ghost was overjoyed: "It's you, Little Phoenix, why are you here?"
All the ghosts in the forest surrounded Feng Yu tightly with their curious big eyes with dark circles and heavy circles.
Feng Yu: "You have been complained, and I come here to feed you the magic grass."
The headless ghost was very aggrieved, and made a dull voice: "You can come here, and help me find out where my precious head is? It has been missing for several days."
Feng Yu closed his eyes, feeling the breath that belonged to his head nearby.
The headless ghost murmured miserably at the side: "Why did you lose your good head? I'm really anxious, please help me find it."
The other little ghosts around could do nothing but touch his bare neck one by one to show their sympathy.
Not long after, Feng Yu called his head from the bushes and asked, "There is a golden head on the ground—"
Before he finished speaking, the headless ghost said: "I want it too!"
Feng Yu raised his hand, and the head on the ground flew back to his neck without any mistakes.The headless ghost touched his head, adjusted it carefully so that the head and neck fit better, and said with satisfaction: "Thank you."
He opened his eyes and saw the empty ground, unhappy: "Where are the gold and silver heads?"
"Where do you get so many heads?" Feng Yu suppressed a smile, "I'm going to the underworld, but I forgot the way, please point me to it."
The headless ghost showed him the way.
Feng Yu nodded: "Thank you."
The headless ghost politely took off his head and gave him a decapitation ceremony.
There is a thousand-year-old spiritual tree in the underworld. There are many light yellow bottles hanging on the tree, emitting a faint light. Looking from a distance, there are dots of stars.
The old voice of the spirit tree sounded: "The soul is damaged, it's not serious."
Feng Fu frowned: "It's not serious - no, why would the soul be damaged if it's good?"
Spirit Tree pondered for a moment, and said, "Hmph, I won't tell you."
Feng Yu threatened: "...Do you want to be fertilized by Xie Qingfa?"
The old spirit tree got angry, shook its branches, all the bottles jingled and swayed, and hummed: "You bully the old man, you are not good, your father will let me do it."
Feng Yu was about to speak when he suddenly heard an excited voice behind him: "Little bird! Are you playing cards?"
You don't have to look to know who's coming.
Xie Qingfa, the lord of the underworld, loves to play cards, but his poker skills are terrible, and he almost lost the entire underworld to Feng Yu.
Feng Yu had a headache, and refused: "No, thank you."
Xie Qingfa took a step forward and continued to invite persistently: "Everyone is here."
Feng Yu waved his hand: "Call me when you have time, I have something to do now."
Xie Qingfa did not give up and said: "What's the matter?"
"Greedy," Feng Yu ran away, "Go buy some snacks, they won't be able to buy any later."
Xie Qingfa: "..."
Xie Qingfa shouted sadly from behind him: "Although you got the snacks, you lost a friend who was devoted to you!"
Coming out of the underworld, Feng Yu shook his head, finally he was clean for a while.He was walking on the street alone, thinking about what the old spirit tree said just now, and unknowingly walked to the gate of the biggest brothel in the city.
At the window on the second floor, many colorful girls were waving handkerchiefs, smiling slightly, and one of them, a veiled girl in purple, was particularly conspicuous.
The woman in purple was tall and mysterious, with black brows and blue frowns, staring at the crowd coming and going downstairs with interest, waving her handkerchief only when she remembered it occasionally, she was like a clear stream among a group of enthusiastic and scantily clad girls.
Phoenix looked up.
The girl in purple also saw him, and immediately waved her handkerchief coquettishly, and winked at him ambiguously.
Feng Yu: "..."
Feng Yu thought for a while, and entered the brothel expressionlessly.
The bustard, who still had a charm, came up to him and said enthusiastically, "Who is this young master looking for?"
Feng Yu said calmly: "I'm looking for Miss Xiaoyin."
The old bustard immediately looked at him with that "I'm here, pretending" eyes, waved her handkerchief, touched the flower on her head with a smile: "Oh, our Xiaoyin is very expensive. "
Feng Yu handed over a piece of silver.
The old bustard took the money, weighed it in his palm, and said with a smile: "This little money is only enough to buy her for an hour, hurry up."
Feng Yu: "..."
At the same time, Ye quietly waited for Feng Yu to find her in the magic palace, changed her clothes nervously halfway, had nothing to do, and read the "Little Phoenix Raiders Handbook" again.
The little radish monsters killed each other with steel forks. From the fighting at the door to the main hall, the smoke and dust billowed, the blood was bloody, and the hall smelled like carrots.
But Ye said, "Don't make noise. If you have nothing to do, go and see where he is."
Hearing this, the little radish monster ran out with a steel fork, and came back after a while, bouncing around and scrambling to report.
Seeing how excited they were, Ye suppressed his expression and said calmly, "He's coming?"
The little radish monster scrambled and said happily: "He went to the brothel! The biggest brothel!"
But Ye's face changed instantly, and black energy was exuding from his whole body, and he killed him without even thinking about it.
In the brothel, Feng Yu went up to the second floor with many envious eyes.He pushed open the door and said, "What's the matter with your brother?"
The beauty in purple was patiently dressing up in the mirror, but she spoke in a lazy male voice: "Don't be irritable, what's wrong with him?"
Feng Yu told him the ins and outs.
Ye Yin's eyebrow drawing paused, and he said with a smile, "How do I know? You know, I don't have a good relationship with him."
Feng Yu snatched his mirror.
Ye Yin continued to brush his blush calmly: "Let me tell you, he was seriously injured before."
Feng Yu frowned.
"Do you think my eyebrows are okay--" Yeyin put down the eyebrow pencil in his hand, "When I rushed over, he was already very weak, and he just hung his breath like that, and it took a lot of effort That saved him."
Ye Yin turned the pen casually, and the eyebrow pencil turned into a flower on his slender fingertips, saying: "Maybe the damage to the soul has something to do with that time."
Feng Yu asked: "When did it happen? Why didn't I hear Ye but mentioned it?"
"It's been a long time, I can't remember." Yeyin got up, and stretched his muscles and bones, "He didn't tell you, maybe he didn't want you to worry. Okay, let me go, I'm going to pick up the guests."
As soon as the words fell, the sharp voice of the bustard sounded: "Xiao Yin, hurry up, someone is coming!"
Yeyin responded, pulling off the purple veil with one hand, and seemed to love this job very much.
Seeing his eagerness to move, Feng Yu had a complicated expression on his face, so she endured it and asked, "Are you really going to pick up the guests?"
Yeyin put on the veil slowly, and smiled mysteriously: "Guess?"
Feng Yu: "..."
Yeyin is very professional: "Give way, don't make the guests wait."
Feng Yu didn't finish asking, and said, "My hour hasn't arrived yet."
The voice of the bustard outside is getting closer and closer: "Xiao Yin, hurry up, that young master can't wait any longer—hey, this young master, don't intrude—how can you do such a thing—— "
Ning Shining respectfully: "Your Majesty, what are your orders?"
But Ye half closed his eyes, and said calmly: "Half a stick of incense, I want to know all the preferences of that little phoenix."
Ning Shanshan unhurriedly took out a copy of "Little Phoenix Raiders Manual".
But Ye said with satisfaction: "Very good, the work efficiency is good."
...Didn't you sum it up yourself?Ning Shanshan thought that His Majesty might not want others to know, and cooperated: "Thank you for your compliment."
So that night, after finishing writing the diary, Ye started to read "Little Phoenix Raiders Handbook" non-stop, as if he had read some bad books, and couldn't sleep all night excitedly.
On the second day, I went to another place early.
There is a fortune-telling booth at the foot of the magic palace.The stall was an old man with gray hair and beard, no one could tell how old he was.
The old man stayed here all year round to set up a fortune-telling stall, but when he saw Ye Ke coming over, he smiled and said, "Your Majesty is here!"
Ye frowned: "Have I been here before?"
He had been here before, it was considered a marriage, and he told the old man not to say anything.
Seeing his displeasure, the old man immediately said, "I didn't come! Of course I didn't come!"
This matter did not fit with his position of being ruthless and ruthless, but Ye ordered: "Don't tell others."
The old fortune teller nodded: "Understood, what does Your Majesty need?"
But Ye's tone was flat, trying not to take this matter seriously: "Peach Blossom."
The old man was startled, what's going on, are you having an affair!He had already helped Ye last time, but he counted the peach blossoms, and the hexagrams showed that he would have a good marriage with Feng Yu.
The old man made some calculations again, and replied truthfully: "There will be no more marriage."
Even though he said that, His Majesty would overthrow him, but that little phoenix couldn't be bothered.
The old fortune teller said: "Except for the Divine Sovereign Phoenix, there will be no other marriages."
Ye was very happy, but didn't show it on his face, and left the reward coldly, then returned to the magic palace, waiting for Feng Yu to come to him.
There is a forest outside the border of Chengxu, full of ghosts and ghosts.Recently, there have been headless ghosts wandering around at night, haunting everyone they meet, and everyone is scared to go that way.
In the dark woods, a headless ghost wandered around. He was bald on the neck, hunched over, waving his hands anxiously, looking for his head all over the place: "Excuse me, excuse me, where's my head?"
Phoenix walks over.
The headless ghost couldn't tell who it was, so he said, "Hello, Destiny, have you seen my head?"
Feng Yu said: "No."
Hearing the voice, the headless ghost was overjoyed: "It's you, Little Phoenix, why are you here?"
All the ghosts in the forest surrounded Feng Yu tightly with their curious big eyes with dark circles and heavy circles.
Feng Yu: "You have been complained, and I come here to feed you the magic grass."
The headless ghost was very aggrieved, and made a dull voice: "You can come here, and help me find out where my precious head is? It has been missing for several days."
Feng Yu closed his eyes, feeling the breath that belonged to his head nearby.
The headless ghost murmured miserably at the side: "Why did you lose your good head? I'm really anxious, please help me find it."
The other little ghosts around could do nothing but touch his bare neck one by one to show their sympathy.
Not long after, Feng Yu called his head from the bushes and asked, "There is a golden head on the ground—"
Before he finished speaking, the headless ghost said: "I want it too!"
Feng Yu raised his hand, and the head on the ground flew back to his neck without any mistakes.The headless ghost touched his head, adjusted it carefully so that the head and neck fit better, and said with satisfaction: "Thank you."
He opened his eyes and saw the empty ground, unhappy: "Where are the gold and silver heads?"
"Where do you get so many heads?" Feng Yu suppressed a smile, "I'm going to the underworld, but I forgot the way, please point me to it."
The headless ghost showed him the way.
Feng Yu nodded: "Thank you."
The headless ghost politely took off his head and gave him a decapitation ceremony.
There is a thousand-year-old spiritual tree in the underworld. There are many light yellow bottles hanging on the tree, emitting a faint light. Looking from a distance, there are dots of stars.
The old voice of the spirit tree sounded: "The soul is damaged, it's not serious."
Feng Fu frowned: "It's not serious - no, why would the soul be damaged if it's good?"
Spirit Tree pondered for a moment, and said, "Hmph, I won't tell you."
Feng Yu threatened: "...Do you want to be fertilized by Xie Qingfa?"
The old spirit tree got angry, shook its branches, all the bottles jingled and swayed, and hummed: "You bully the old man, you are not good, your father will let me do it."
Feng Yu was about to speak when he suddenly heard an excited voice behind him: "Little bird! Are you playing cards?"
You don't have to look to know who's coming.
Xie Qingfa, the lord of the underworld, loves to play cards, but his poker skills are terrible, and he almost lost the entire underworld to Feng Yu.
Feng Yu had a headache, and refused: "No, thank you."
Xie Qingfa took a step forward and continued to invite persistently: "Everyone is here."
Feng Yu waved his hand: "Call me when you have time, I have something to do now."
Xie Qingfa did not give up and said: "What's the matter?"
"Greedy," Feng Yu ran away, "Go buy some snacks, they won't be able to buy any later."
Xie Qingfa: "..."
Xie Qingfa shouted sadly from behind him: "Although you got the snacks, you lost a friend who was devoted to you!"
Coming out of the underworld, Feng Yu shook his head, finally he was clean for a while.He was walking on the street alone, thinking about what the old spirit tree said just now, and unknowingly walked to the gate of the biggest brothel in the city.
At the window on the second floor, many colorful girls were waving handkerchiefs, smiling slightly, and one of them, a veiled girl in purple, was particularly conspicuous.
The woman in purple was tall and mysterious, with black brows and blue frowns, staring at the crowd coming and going downstairs with interest, waving her handkerchief only when she remembered it occasionally, she was like a clear stream among a group of enthusiastic and scantily clad girls.
Phoenix looked up.
The girl in purple also saw him, and immediately waved her handkerchief coquettishly, and winked at him ambiguously.
Feng Yu: "..."
Feng Yu thought for a while, and entered the brothel expressionlessly.
The bustard, who still had a charm, came up to him and said enthusiastically, "Who is this young master looking for?"
Feng Yu said calmly: "I'm looking for Miss Xiaoyin."
The old bustard immediately looked at him with that "I'm here, pretending" eyes, waved her handkerchief, touched the flower on her head with a smile: "Oh, our Xiaoyin is very expensive. "
Feng Yu handed over a piece of silver.
The old bustard took the money, weighed it in his palm, and said with a smile: "This little money is only enough to buy her for an hour, hurry up."
Feng Yu: "..."
At the same time, Ye quietly waited for Feng Yu to find her in the magic palace, changed her clothes nervously halfway, had nothing to do, and read the "Little Phoenix Raiders Handbook" again.
The little radish monsters killed each other with steel forks. From the fighting at the door to the main hall, the smoke and dust billowed, the blood was bloody, and the hall smelled like carrots.
But Ye said, "Don't make noise. If you have nothing to do, go and see where he is."
Hearing this, the little radish monster ran out with a steel fork, and came back after a while, bouncing around and scrambling to report.
Seeing how excited they were, Ye suppressed his expression and said calmly, "He's coming?"
The little radish monster scrambled and said happily: "He went to the brothel! The biggest brothel!"
But Ye's face changed instantly, and black energy was exuding from his whole body, and he killed him without even thinking about it.
In the brothel, Feng Yu went up to the second floor with many envious eyes.He pushed open the door and said, "What's the matter with your brother?"
The beauty in purple was patiently dressing up in the mirror, but she spoke in a lazy male voice: "Don't be irritable, what's wrong with him?"
Feng Yu told him the ins and outs.
Ye Yin's eyebrow drawing paused, and he said with a smile, "How do I know? You know, I don't have a good relationship with him."
Feng Yu snatched his mirror.
Ye Yin continued to brush his blush calmly: "Let me tell you, he was seriously injured before."
Feng Yu frowned.
"Do you think my eyebrows are okay--" Yeyin put down the eyebrow pencil in his hand, "When I rushed over, he was already very weak, and he just hung his breath like that, and it took a lot of effort That saved him."
Ye Yin turned the pen casually, and the eyebrow pencil turned into a flower on his slender fingertips, saying: "Maybe the damage to the soul has something to do with that time."
Feng Yu asked: "When did it happen? Why didn't I hear Ye but mentioned it?"
"It's been a long time, I can't remember." Yeyin got up, and stretched his muscles and bones, "He didn't tell you, maybe he didn't want you to worry. Okay, let me go, I'm going to pick up the guests."
As soon as the words fell, the sharp voice of the bustard sounded: "Xiao Yin, hurry up, someone is coming!"
Yeyin responded, pulling off the purple veil with one hand, and seemed to love this job very much.
Seeing his eagerness to move, Feng Yu had a complicated expression on his face, so she endured it and asked, "Are you really going to pick up the guests?"
Yeyin put on the veil slowly, and smiled mysteriously: "Guess?"
Feng Yu: "..."
Yeyin is very professional: "Give way, don't make the guests wait."
Feng Yu didn't finish asking, and said, "My hour hasn't arrived yet."
The voice of the bustard outside is getting closer and closer: "Xiao Yin, hurry up, that young master can't wait any longer—hey, this young master, don't intrude—how can you do such a thing—— "
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