the man behind mary su

Sawada Tsunayoshi changed his indoor shoes into canvas shoes, and stood up after tying the shoelaces. He opened the door with a slight smile on his lips and was about to leave the house. When he stepped out of the house, he remembered to tell his mother With a sound, he turned his head and said to Nana Zetian in the living room: "Mom, I'm going out, I won't be coming back for dinner tonight." Before Nana Zetian agreed, he had already left home impatiently .

Sawada Nana held her cheek with one hand, and showed a gratified smile: "Recently, Tsunade-kun often goes out to play after school, have you made good friends? It would be nice if you bring them home to play together sometime. "For her son who is such a useless son, Sawada Nana always treats him with a tolerant attitude. She is very confident in herself and Iemitsu's children. In the future, Sawada Tsunayoshi will definitely become an excellent people.

Before I knew it, three weeks had passed since the opening ceremony. During these three weeks, every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, Tsunayoshi Sawada would go out after school and meet Zheng Zhi in a park near their home. .Sawada Tsunayoshi will tell Zheng Zhi what happened to Izumi at school at night. In exchange, Zheng Zhi will teach Sawada Tsunayoshi how to get along with Izumi at night. s things.

When the two met the day before yesterday, Zheng Zhi sent an invitation to Sawada Tsunayoshi to play together. Before they met, the topic always revolved around Izumi Konya, as if there was no medium of Izumi Konyo, they would It doesn't matter.So when Zheng Zhi invited Sawada Tsunayoshi to play as a friend, Sawada Tsunayoshi, who hadn't played with friends for a long time, was almost moved to tears.

Before dating, bah bah, before going to play with friends, Sawada Tsunayoshi really wanted to talk about the siblings Izumi Kyouya and Minagawa Masao.Regardless of whether it is the elder sister or the younger brother, both of them are very ghostly, but he always feels overwhelmed when he and Izumi get along this night, but when the partner is replaced by Minagawa Masao, Sawada Tsunayoshi feels pain and happiness, and thinks Take the initiative to get close to Minagawa Zhengzhi.Sawada Tsunayoshi tried to analyze the reason.

First of all, Izumi is an absolute shaker. Her actions are very direct. She likes to talk to people in an orderly way. Although sometimes her requests make Sawada Tsunayoshi feel difficult, but most of her requests It will not exceed the ability of Zetian Tsunayoshi.If Sawada Tsunayoshi messes up what Izumi said, he will undoubtedly not be able to escape Izumi's treatment.

Of course, Izumi didn't ask for it unilaterally. Although she won't improve the reputation of "Waste Material Gang" for Zetian Tsunayoshi, she will bring Zetian Tsunayoshi into her circle of friends in Bisheng Middle School.Three weeks into school, with the help of Izumi Konya, Sawada Tsunayoshi has made many friends in the class: his crush Kyoko Sasakawa, Kyoko’s friend Kurokawa Hana, the popular and hearty boy Takeshi Yamamoto, and knowledgeable Ken Takakura, a man with glasses whose coverage can reach the level of an encyclopedia.

Compared with Quan Jiye, whose action mode is easy to guess, Zheng Zhi is much more elusive.In fact, Shaking S is used to describe Zheng Zhi, and Tsunayoshi Sawada thinks that the term black-bellied might be more appropriate.Zheng Zhi always smiled and set him up with reasons for his sake. When Tsunayoshi Sawada realized, he was already deeply in the quagmire and could only be at the mercy of Zheng Zhi.

For example, when we met some time ago, Tsunayoshi Sawada inadvertently complained that his motor nerves were too poor, and he could only jump two squares on the vault.After chatting and chatting later, it developed into Zheng Zhi helping him to train the vault in the park. Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't even know how he was fooled by Zheng Zhi into agreeing to train the vault. The training that day was really Tsuna Sawada The black history that Ji doesn't want to recall.

Zheng Zhi gave him the harsh training that even the trained evil spirits would cry out. He also took photos of his embarrassing appearance during the training with a happy face, and threatened Zetian Tsunayoshi to give him the name Minagawa Masao if the training was unsuccessful. If he wanted to discredit him, he would print his collection of "Sawada Tsunayoshi's Embarrassment Album" as a flyer and distribute it on the streets. It was the first time that Sawada Tsunayoshi showed his potential so thoroughly that day.Although the current Tsunayoshi Sawada is still the useless guy who may fall down when walking on flat ground, but it is very unscientific that his jumping grid can magically reach ten grids, and he can also do a beautiful backflip , It is completely the level of a world-class vaulting horse.Even thinking about it now, Sawada Tsunayoshi feels very unscientific.

Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed, what the hell am I summing up here, isn't it like I'm really shaking M?He shook his head and got rid of these things, and found the figure with a 100% return rate at the agreed place.Sawada Tsunayoshi waved his hand in the direction of Zheng Zhi who was holding two cups of Coke in his hand, and ran to his side excitedly: "Sorry for keeping you waiting."

Zheng Zhi handed one of the cups of Coke to Tsunayoshi Sawada, and before he thanked him, he smiled and said: "Don't worry, I didn't wait long, you were only 3 minutes and 32 seconds late."

"Cough, cough, cough..." Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had just taken a sip of Coca-Cola with a straw in his mouth, was choked, and he complained frantically in his head, if you really don't care about being late, you will really take my time Is it accurate to the second?Tsunayoshi Sawada calmed down and said to Zheng Zhi calmly, "Shall we go to the bookstore over there?" After getting along for a long time, Tsunayoshi Sawada became more resistant to this kind of mental abuse. many.

Zheng Zhi put his hand on Zetian Tsunayoshi's shoulder affectionately: "Then go and have a look, pick any book you like, even if you buy a small yellow book, I won't tell this night, don't worry." Because Tsunayoshi Sawada's late arrival, Zheng Zhi's dialogue mode has been in the state of "venomous tongue ON".

After getting along for a long time, Zetian Tsunayoshi has developed a certain resistance to Zheng Zhi's poisonous tongue, and he said calmly: "Hey, don't underestimate me. No matter how useless I am, I can't choose to go there when I am playing with my friends." Buy this kind of book." Zheng Zhi raised his eyebrows, that is to say, Tsunayoshi Sawada did not deny the fact that he bought the small yellow book, and he dared to buy the small yellow book with the cheek when he was in junior high school. Does he know Tsunayoshi Sawada?

The bookstore owned by Zheng Zhi and Sawada Tsunayoshi has a lot of books, and the consumer group can target consumers of all ages, so even though the store has made full use of every bit of space, the store still looks very crowded. If people who get up to buy books leave separately, they will eventually get separated. Over time, this magical maze-like bookstore has become an urban legend in this area——

If couples come to this bookstore to buy books, do not use mobile phones or other means of contact after leaving the bookstore, and cannot find each other before leaving the bookstore, the couple will break up within a week.Many couples who have experienced encounters will post posts on the website forum to scold this bookstore, but the more this is the case, the more prosperous this bookstore is, and there are couples who come to challenge this cursed bookstore one after another. It’s a pity The strange thing is that so far, no couple has successfully found each other.Xiaoxue, a new cashier at this bookstore, got into the bad habit of recording the number of victimized couples. Later, Xiaoxue gradually discovered that it is not just couples who will get separated. As long as two people leave separately, they cannot leave this bookstore together. of.

Of course, Zetian Tsunayoshi and Zheng Zhi didn't know the urban legend about this bookstore, because Zheng Zhi was no longer interested in comic books for young people, so they separated and left as soon as they entered the bookstore.When Xiaoxue saw the two people walking away, she was already desperate for breaking the curse of the bookstore. She just habitually wrote a note on the post-it note on the wall. It seems that there will be another pair of victims in the urban legend .

After Zheng Zhi and Sawada Tsunayoshi separated, he went straight to the military bookshelf. During the period of his passive sabotage, he had been planning to steal a few nuclear warheads in country A, even though he has returned to normal In working condition, he did not give up his plan to steal nuclear warheads.Zheng Zhi had no research on thermal weapons before, so he just took this opportunity to learn more about the use and performance of nuclear bombs.

When Tsunayoshi Sawada found Zheng Zhi, Zheng Zhi was holding a thick book with one hand, with a line of bright red words "Nuclear Weapons and War" written on the dark cover, and he was holding it with his other free hand. Chin, standing in front of a world map and looking at the map intently.Tsunayoshi Sawada happily walked to Zheng Zhi with two long-awaited manga booklets in his arms: "Minagawa, you look at the map so seriously, where are you going to play?"

Zheng Zhi glanced at Tsunayoshi Sawada next to him, and then focused his attention back on the map: "Didn't we talk about the topic of future dreams before? Your dream is obviously to marry Kyoko Sasakawa, but when you write an essay To write about being a strong person to protect everyone. It’s a fraud.”

Tsunayoshi Sawada felt a little embarrassed when he brought up Zheng Zhi's old story again, but after getting along with Zheng Zhi for a long time, Tsunayoshi Zetian's rhetoric has not improved at all. He retorted: "I just know how to make fun of my dream. All of them are my dreams, okay. And don’t talk about my dreams, isn’t your own dream absurd, whether it’s stealing or buying a nuclear bomb, it’s simply impossible for this kind of thing to come true.”

Zheng Zhi sneered, and he turned around to face Tsunayoshi Sawada: "Do you really think this dream is difficult for me to realize?"

Faced with Zheng Zhi's question, Tsunayoshi Sawada fell silent.If Zheng Zhi asked this question when they first met, Tsunayoshi Sawada would definitely give a negative answer immediately. If this person wants to steal a nuclear warhead... that is not completely impossible.Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes widened: "You can't be serious, are you! Are you looking at the map to choose where to drop the nuclear bomb!"

Zetian Tsunayoshi's voice was too loud, Zheng Zhi stretched out his hand to cover his mouth: "Keep your voice down, others will see it. Don't you want others to think that I have a secondary illness?" Zetian Tsunayoshi finally After obediently quieting down, Zheng Zhicai continued, "Actually, I'm not particularly interested in nuclear bombs. They're too big, and it's inconvenient to steal them for collection. Now I'm more inclined to collect bacterial weapons."

Before meeting Zheng Zhi, Zetian Tsunayoshi, who was full of otaku attributes, immediately thought of the horror of zombies dominating the world, and he said tearfully: "Minagawa, please. If you really have a collection of bacterial weapons, please You must not 'accidentally' let the bacterial weapon be stolen by a thief, and then the thief curiously opens Pandora's box, making the end of the world come early. I don't want to die yet."

Zetian Tsunayoshi's attitude was too serious, Zheng Zhi couldn't help laughing wildly, it seems that he really frightened this timid rabbit.Zheng Zhi happily caressed Tsunayoshi Sawada's head a few times: "Don't worry, I won't take action within three years."

"No, no, please don't realize such a horrible dream in your life." Tsunayoshi Zetian snatched the book from Zheng Zhi's hand and put it back on the shelf, and pulled him to the prose bookshelf. He stuffed a positive-sounding book called "This Beautiful World" into Zheng Zhi's arms, with a serious expression on his face, "I'll give this book to you."

When Sawada Tsunayoshi and Zheng Zhi came to the cash register, the first sentence of the cashier Xiao Xue was not the welcome words that the clerk should say, but "You used the phone."Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was standing in front, was a little confused: "Is the use of mobile phones prohibited in this bookstore? But I don't have a mobile phone."

"Huh?" Hearing this answer, Xiaoxue looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada suspiciously, "So you mean, did you find each other just now without using any auxiliary tools?" She never thought that there would be someone To break the curse of this bookstore, she had met several couples who came to challenge the curse of the bookstore before, and indeed there were two people who walked out together, but they all used tools such as mobile phone or GPS.

Xiaoxue's somewhat unfriendly attitude made Zheng Zhi feel that there was something hidden in it, and he showed a friendly smile to Xiaoxue: "To be precise, it was Zetian who came to find me, and I was still picking out the books to buy. Does this bookstore have What kind of supernatural phenomenon, the structure here is indeed quite complicated, but it is not so complicated as a maze."

Zheng Zhi's tone and expression were much more convincing than Sawada Tsunayoshi. Xiaoxue immediately believed Zheng Zhi's words. In order not to let them misunderstand the bookstore, Xiaoxue completely cracked the bookstore. Old urban legends told them.Xiaoxue had no choice but to end this topic because there were customers who wanted to pay the bill.After Zheng Zhi and Sawada Tsunayoshi left the bookstore, Zheng Zhi said with emotion: "I thought this was an ordinary bookstore. Haven't you heard of the urban legend of this bookstore when you came here?" The proposal to meet in front of the bookstore was proposed by Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Tsunayoshi Sawada shook his head: "I used to buy books alone, and no one else talked to me, so I never knew that this bookstore had such a magical urban legend."

Zheng Zhi looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada with a naturally dumbfounded face. This guy is very sensitive to people's malice, but he is completely unconscious of other people's gossip attitude. "I think when you come to the bookstore to buy books in the future, you must choose a time when the cashier is not around, otherwise you will definitely be questioned by her until you have nothing to say. That woman completely regarded the two of us as an urban legend couple."

"Couple? Me and you..." Tsunayoshi Zetian glanced back at the bookstore, the cashier was still looking at them with bright eyes, "But we are all boys, how could we be a couple."

Zheng Zhi looks far away from the vicissitudes of life. In fact, in the otaku life and the stud man life, he, like Sawada Tsunayoshi, has no concept of the homosexual group at all. "When you grow up, you will know what a terrible creature homosexuality is."

Tsunayoshi Sawada reflexively complained: "Hey, you are younger than me..." Although Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't feel anything about being misunderstood as homosexuals, men and men can also fall in love. Like a seed buried in Sawada Tsunayoshi's heart.

The adventure in the bookstore was revealed so lightly, and Zheng Zhi and Sawada Tsunayoshi continued their itinerary this afternoon-the video game city.Although Zheng Zhi has not touched a game console for many years, KO Sawada Tsunayoshi is not difficult for him. As a result, Sawada Tsunayoshi was bullied without confidence at all, and he abandoned competitive games and ran to play whack-a-mole Yes, that appearance really makes people unable to bear to bully him a few more times.

In a place like a video game city, people will become much bolder than usual. A beautiful girl invited Zheng Zhi to dance with the dancing machine.Zheng Zhi's dance PK made Zetian Tsunayoshi, who was watching beside him, burst into tears and laughed, and he was so angry that all his anger disappeared.In the crazy mode of the dancing machine, Zheng Zhi connected all the moves, but no one is perfect. Zheng Zhi's dancing moves are simply horrible. Although he won the girl in the combo, the people who watched the battle No one felt that Zheng Zhi had won, but Zheng Zhi himself did not feel that he was a bad dancer at all.

Happy time always passes quickly, and it is eight o'clock in the evening in a blink of an eye.After Zheng Zhi and Sawada Tsunayoshi had a full meal in a restaurant, Zheng Zhi finally got to the topic of asking Sawada Tsunayoshi out today. "Zawada, I'm here to say goodbye to you."

Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't react to the sudden farewell declaration, "Eh? Why so suddenly..."

Zheng Zhi's frequent meeting with Sawada Tsunayoshi has only one purpose, to guide the normal development of the relationship between Sawada Tsunayoshi and Izumi Ye. Although he was very happy when playing with Sawada Tsunayoshi, in his mind, the most important thing is It has always been the player's luck value.So when the relationship between Tsunayoshi Sawada and Tsunayoshi Izumi was on the right track, the scumbag Zheng ruthlessly abandoned Tsunayoshi Sawada. Of course, he was not stupid enough to reveal his dark thoughts. "Jiye and I are in Tokyo. I have been in Bingsheng for almost a month. Since I have such a good relationship with everyone at school, I should go back to Tokyo. Here is my phone number. You can call me." Zheng Zhi handed a note with a string of numbers to Zetian Tsunayoshi.

Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't stop others from going home. He carefully put away the note: "I'll call you." This Friday night was both happy and sad for Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Although Tsunayoshi Sawada is much better than before under the double training of Izumi Kyouya and Zheng Zhi, but obviously their training level is completely inferior to that of the number one killer named Li Baoen. Oh my god, Tsunayoshi Sawada's waste material has committed a crime again. He forgot to take out the note in his pocket.

When Zheng Zhi returned home, he had just opened the back door when a cup of scalding hot tea was splashed in his face.Reflexively, Zheng Zhi used the book Sawada Tsunayoshi gave him to block most of the tea, only a little tea stain stained his clothes.The man who was pouring the tea was full of flesh. He was the one who was in charge of tracking Sawada Tsunayoshi's work but passed it on to Zheng Zhi. "Hey, the youngest member of our escort team is finally willing to come back. What kind of shit is the report you wrote after following Tsunayoshi Sawada? It caused me to be scolded by Miss Quan. How are you going to compensate me? Use your ass Is it?"

While talking, the man put down his feet on the table and stood up from the chair. He clacked his knuckles and approached Zheng Zhi. His body was almost twice the size of Zheng Zhi, and he was full of muscles. very developed.The man decided long ago that he would not let Zheng Zhi go easily, so he called a few friends from the guards to join the game.

Zheng Zhi held the half-soaked book in front of his chest with one hand, like a priest holding a Bible, and looked at the grinning man with compassionate eyes: "I destroyed the book my friend gave me, and I want to ask for compensation." It’s me. I’m tired of playing bullying games, it’s time for you to understand what real fear is.” He lightly put his index finger on his lips, “You guys remember not to make too much noise later , I don’t want to attract that bastard, Osamu Ito.”

The man standing opposite Zheng Zhi spit and wanted to take advantage of his mouth, but Zheng Zhi didn't give him another chance. Before the man could react, Zheng Zhi had already pulled his greasy hair, The force forced him to bend down and slam his knee into the fleshy face.Zheng Zhi threw the paralyzed man aside, and showed a devilish smile to the people present: "Don't worry, the game will be over soon..."