the man behind mary su

Guide: Dad, I want plastic surgery!

System Elf House No. 99.

【Masao Minagawa, 15 years old, was seriously injured and became a vegetative state in the Amano Atsuki incident.System Elf No. 99 task evaluation A, player Iceland Xuezi paid System Elf No. 99 0.5 grid luck value. 】Zheng Zhi's brain is not very good at arithmetic. He calculated for a while before he came up with the answer. If he can maintain the frequency of gaining half a grid of luck for two months, he will be able to get rid of it after 35 years of missions. , but the system has deliberately tricked him for 50 years, and no matter how you think about it, it is impossible to let him go easily.Zheng Zhi was secretly speculating about the system's intentions, but the system took the initiative to chat with Zheng Zhi. [System Genie No. 99, why don't you tell the players that you are a System Genie, not really dead. 】Zheng Zhi picked his ear: "Just kidding, if she knew that I was a system elf, wouldn't I not be able to get any points? Although the player's enjoyment of the game is not high due to self-blame for killing me, but anyway If you can get half a block of luck, your work will not be in vain." The aura of scum further strengthened.

[This system forgot to tell you that although the luck value trading rules are absolute, once the system spirit violates the rules, it will lose the luck value it could have obtained from the player.But this doesn't mean that the system elves can't accept luck points from players. If you tell the player your identity to Iceland Xuezi, she will probably give you luck points.In terms of units, the player Iceland Yukiko has 95 grids of luck. With her deceitful personality, it is not impossible to give you all the luck points. ] "You are prostitution for nothing and I won't pay you!"

[The system elves belong to the system, and it is a privilege to prostitute you if you don't give luck points. ] "Then can I kneel down and beg to rewind and start over..."

【Ding.No, and players who have been served will not be served.However, this system is based on humanized management, and the system wizard can exchange 50 grids of luck to return to the world he has been to as a player's service. ] "..." Zheng Zhi deeply realized what it meant to shoot himself in the foot, and if he continued to stay in the system space and get along with the system alone, he would definitely not be able to help but fight the system desperately. "Let's start the next task."

【Ding.Optional tasks for System Wizard No. 99: [-]. The task assigned by this system, the service object is Anne, and it is released to the world Inuyasha; [-], the task contracted by this system, the service object is Lilith, and it is released to the world One Piece. 】With the nature of the system's strong desire for control, it is absolutely unimaginable that there will be optional tasks. There must be some conspiracy here. "Can I ask about the basic information of the client and the background of the world."

[The information of the client is S-level confidential, and no one has the right to view it except for the system and the exclusive guide wizard.The system wizard can obtain the background information of the world by consuming luck points. The background information of a world consumes 0.5 luck points.Confirm consumption? ] Very good, that is to say, it is impossible to grasp accurate information with a black eye.Zheng Zhi continued to ask: "Then what is the difference between the tasks dispatched by the system and the tasks contracted by the system, please explain."

[The ownership rights of players are different. The former players belong to the system, which has the highest authority to manage players, while the latter players belong to other systems. After contracting the service, this system has the management authority of the main system that is inferior to the players.After accepting the task contracted by this system, the system wizard can not only get the luck value paid by the player, but also get the extra luck value paid by the player's main system. ] "It's clear that there is a trap in the second mission."

【Then System Genie No. 99 wants to choose the tasks assigned by this system. ] "No, I'll choose the second one." Having experienced so many things, Zheng Zhi understands the principle of seeking wealth and wealth.

【Ding.System Genie No. 99 Mission 800 is confirmed, and the service object is Lilith, who will be released into the world One Piece. 】Zheng Zhi sat in front of a dressing table with a gold-plated frame, covering his face with his hands tightly, black shadow lines crawling all over his body.Zheng Zhi's current name is Saint Charles Rose, a descendant of the founder of the world government [-] years ago, and one of the world's noble Tianlong people.He has twelve wives, and he likes to put collars on his women and lead them away with chains. Once he gets bored with these women, he will kill them directly. He is a very cruel guy.

Although the identity of St. Charles Rose is a buffoon at first glance, if Zheng Zhi is to use this body with supreme privileges to make a career, it is not impossible.But Zheng Zhi's task is not to fight for world hegemony, but to protect the player Lilith and satisfy her rotten kingdom delusions. Specifically, he and Lilith join the Straw Hat Pirates to protect her safety. The other handsome guys make up a pair.

Zheng Zhi slowly lowered his hands, summoned up his courage and glanced at the person in the mirror, and the person in the mirror also glanced at him cautiously.The person in the mirror's jet-black hair was fixed up with a lot of hairspray, and the ends of the hair were coiled into a pile, as if a hammer had been inserted into the top of the head.Beneath this strange hairstyle is a pear-shaped face. On this spacious face on stage, the bean eyebrows and mouse eyes narrowed to only a slit only take up a small part of the space, which makes him appear The snotty rosacea and plump lips are particularly conspicuous.Coupled with the strong presence of the double chin, this face is simply magical to a certain extent.

After staring at the person in the mirror for ten seconds, Zheng Zhi turned into gray-white stones from head to toe, and finally fell to the ground with a bang.Zheng Zhi just lay on the ground and pretended to be dead: "System, are you sure you want me to use this honor to complete the task?"

[This is an error in the main system that manages this game. You should have become Sabo five years ago. 】The system transferred a photo of Sabo to Zheng Zhi. The blond kid with thick head and thick head was grinning, showing his white teeth with one missing front tooth. [Because the system elf can only have one body, this error cannot be corrected.After I negotiated with the main system of this game, the other party proposed a compensation agreement.The main system will delay launching players into the game for two months, so that System Genie 99 has enough time to prepare for the task site. If you can guarantee the successful completion of the task, you will get an additional 8 luck points. 】Hearing this, Zheng Zhi immediately revived with full blood: "Let me form a BL Xiang harem in this world, no problem, I will get plastic surgery as soon as possible, and absolutely guarantee to complete the task!"

[…] The system originally planned to use Zheng Zhi's behavior of easily teasing a few boys' hearts in the last world to praise him for being very suitable for this task, so that he could build up his confidence to complete the task.As a result, Zheng Zhi didn't give him a chance at all. It seems that integrity is like clothes to this guy, and it's very convenient to take off if he wants. 【Then go ahead. ] After saying this sentence, the system was completely silent.

After feeling that the surveillance system had left, Zheng Zhi sat up. He didn't stand up immediately, and the salivating smile on his face faded completely. He clenched his fist as fat as a steamed bun, and They beat the ground one after another, and there was a thick layer of carpet on the ground, and there was a dull sound when their fists beat on it.It took an unknown amount of time before Zheng Zhi stopped beating. The sapphire ring on his middle finger had been smashed to pieces, and his four fingers were already bloody.

Zheng Zhi liked to collect beauties when he became a stud man. Women were taken as wives and men were taken as younger brothers, so he has been living surrounded by beauties.Although after the mission of conquering the world fails, he will no longer have the opportunity to collect beauties, but he doesn't care, it's just a pastime for him anyway.But it’s not the same thing when being forced to do this kind of pastime. Thinking about finding someone to have sex in the future and confirming whether the bed partner meets the player’s aesthetic standards in advance, Zheng Zhi feels very uncomfortable .

Zheng Zhi closed his eyes and said silently twice, when he opened his eyes again, the gloom in his eyes had been hidden where no one could see.

During the dinner time of the Roswald family, several other people noticed the abnormality of Charl Rose. Normally, Charl Rose could eat as much meat as a cow for each meal, but today he only ate a plate of green vegetables abnormally. and a few pieces of chicken.

Rothwald, who doted on his son, asked with concern: "Charles Rose, why are you losing your appetite today? Did you get pissed off by some slave? Be good, don't be angry, daddy borrow some captain slaves for you to play with?"

Zheng Zhi shook his head, he took a handkerchief from the hand of the maid to wipe off the snot that would fall at any time, and then said sadly: "Father, I want to marry Diasina Palace, but she said I am too ugly and fat, refuse to marry me."

Diasna has the same identity as the Roswald family, and is also a noble Tianlong in the world.But there is also a hierarchy among the Tianlong people, and the status of Diasna's family is obviously much higher than that of the Roseward family.If it's a commoner woman, Roswald can't get it for his son, but the identity of the other party is there.

"Father, I want to become a man worthy of Diasna Palace, I want to lose weight, I want to have plastic surgery. I have already thought about it," Zheng Zhi took a photo on the desktop, and the man in the photo has thick eyebrows and big eyes , with a high nose bridge, thin lips with a naughty smile, and a chin as thin as an awl. "I'm going to make it look like this!"