Eat my pear flower needle

"You guys are the only ones who are doing shit! Your whole family is doing shit! I'm so clear and upright!" Tang Song subconsciously missed the point and cursed back in modern words.

In an instant, the hornet's nest was stabbed.

Although most members of the beggar gang are loyal and courageous, their cultural level is really worrying.

Needless to say, "literary talents", even those who can read and write are rare, and most of these "intellectuals" can only get mixed up in the middle level of the beggar gang, because they "have no strength to restrain chickens", and usually do not participate in group fights and the like. The collective actions of Tang and Song Dynasties, so Tang and Song Dynasties are currently facing almost all the real low-level... illiterate.

For such a group of people, the full skills are cursing and fighting.

No matter how ugly or unbelievable dirty words are, they can blurt them out fluently. It is common sense for them to start fighting when they disagree with each other—or they don’t need to speak at all, even if it doesn’t please your eyes.

A group of loyal and reckless men gathered together, it was really like a powder keg, just ignited.

After the Tang and Song Dynasties had passed their mouth addiction, what they faced in the next moment was no longer a single five-ringed broadsword, but dozens of wooden sticks struck at the same time!

Stepping on the seven stars, Tang and Song resorted to facing the wind and returning to the waves, and volleyed three times, staggering the distance of about ten steps.

He stabilized his body with only one move, and escaped from the battle circle with exquisite movements, his cold star-like eyes looked at the beggar gang members who were fighting over with more bullying and wielding weapons, and a cold light suddenly appeared.

The bewitching eye color and hair color brought out the coldness of Tang Song's appearance to the extreme. When he swept his body with a pair of golden and blue eyes, the Beggar Sect disciple trembled uncontrollably and retreated weakly. Take a few steps.

"Why are you bothering again?" Tang Song frowned and asked impatiently.

"You still have the guts to ask, kill my disciples of the beggar gang, and then come to slander the sub-rudder master! You want us to kill each other? Bah! Do your spring and autumn dream!" Chen Changming found that he also retreated involuntarily. Half a step later, he was even more annoyed in his heart. Hearing such a contemptuous tone from the "Holy Son of the Devil's Cult", he immediately burst into anger and roared loudly.

When Tang Song heard his words, he felt happy. He couldn't help lighting a candle for the loyalty and recklessness of the beggar gang, and mercilessly mocked their logical thinking: "It's not what you said about slander or no slander. Forget it. Did Lu Yun confiscate the money, or did he not help the government to work for the tiger? Besides, your beggars died because they were poisoned like the poison of the Poison Immortal Sect, so I did it? What about the evidence? Don’t say anything.’Look Look at the image', there are many people and things that look like, this world has gone. I think you look quite upright, like a good person, but in the end, you are also a bully, partial listener, partial believer, and a worrying IQ Beggar."

Chen Changming is a martial idiot, and his verbal skills have never been smooth. Unless he speaks first, quarrels will never get in the way.

After being robbed by Tang and Song, his face was blushing and his neck was thick, but he couldn't find any words to refute. He grasped the five-ring sword tightly and loosely like a cattail fan, and wanted to kill the poisonous demon, but he couldn't help but feel that he said If the words are reasonable, the complexion becomes even uglier.

Tang Song saw that he was silent for a long time and his face was ugly, so he quickly guessed that Chen Changming was not a good-spoken person. He turned his eyes to the beggars who rushed over, and noticed the malice and guilt in Lu Yun's eyes. There is a calculation in my heart.

The most disgusting thing in the world is the person who picks things up everywhere and points at others as cannon fodder. People like Lu Yun are the most damned.

Without any hesitation, Tang and Song raised their backs with a sound of "唰——", sat on the bench in a chic manner, pointed their fingers at Lu Yunxu, and said, "If I am a member of the beggar gang, I will definitely kill Lu Yunzi!" People. The beggar gang has always cherished the poor and helped the weak, but he accepts offerings from the Miao people who are living in hardship, and spends them frankly. This is inhumane. This is the first; Therefore, the poor quality of a person causes trouble, and killing the brothers in the gang is unrighteous, the third is; after the fact, sophistry and evasion of responsibility, tricking the brothers in the gang to fight for their lives, the fourth. This is inhumane and unrighteous , Shameless villains, you still help and protect, do you think that the gang of beggars is not big enough to attract attention?"

Elder Zhou, the oldest, also felt that what Tang and Song said made sense, but they dragged all the brothers in the gang here, and offended the saint son of the Poison Immortal Sect once again. .

Instead of the Poison Immortal Sect coming out in full force in the future, Elder Zhou felt that it would be better to get rid of the Poison Immortal Sect's holy son at this time when he was weak, and then hand over the Poison Immortal Sect leader to be more in the interests of the Yunnan branch.

The environment in the tavern is clear at a glance, except for the young man from Miaojiang sitting at the same table with the white-haired "Son of the Poison Immortal Sect", only the five masters and servants who were seen yesterday resting at the next table.

But the five people did not intervene in these two meetings, which shows that they are not on the same side as the Holy Son of the Poison Immortal Sect.

Having made up his mind, Elder Zhou turned around and cupped his hands at Hua Qinnan, "Young Master, the Beggar Gang wants to seek justice again, so please stay away."

When looking for trouble, he didn't intend to implicate the innocent!

Seeing Elder Zhou's actions, Tang Song's evaluation of the Beggar Gang instantly increased a lot. He thought that Hua Qinnan's low-key style along the way would definitely separate him from him at this time.

After all, Hua Qinnan had told him many times before not to reveal his identity, it would cause trouble and so on.

Unexpectedly, Hua Qinnan looked up at Elder Zhou, stood up, took off the exquisitely embroidered purse from his waist, took out a purple jade tablet carved with irises, put it on the table, and pushed it to everyone in the beggar gang. pushed.

The complexions of the three elders, Zhou, Chen, and Wang, as well as Lu Yun, all changed. They immediately changed from a high-ranking attitude to a respectful and humble one, and there was even an indelible...flattery in their eyes.

It was indeed flattery, Tang Song was sure he read it right.

However, Hua Qinnan is such a gentle and gentle doctor, why are they so afraid?

"I didn't expect the genius doctor Hua to come to the territory where the beggar gang is divided. Why didn't the genius doctor send someone to inform us, so that we could have the honor to entertain one or two. Although the place is dilapidated, there are one or two rooms that can live in. The genius doctor Hua lives here The small inn is really wronged." Elder Wang's bending posture really made Tang Song feel that he wished he could kneel on the ground and hug Hua Qinnan's thigh to get close.

But the sense of disobedience grew stronger.

What is wrong?Tang Song frowned indistinctly, watching Hua Qinnan's expression change a bit.

Unexpectedly, Hua Qinnan seemed to have a signal receiver installed on his body. Just as Tang Song looked over, he also turned his head, and their eyes collided instantly.

Hua Qinnan showed his face, smiled silently, his eyes were full of warmth, and the heart-warming concern floated up and down in his eyes, and the words "peace of mind, nothing to do" were clearly written, making people immediately believe the expression in his eyes. Meaning, the heart is determined, and after Tang and Song feel at ease, when I look at Hua Qinnan again, my heartbeat can't help but fluctuate.

Tang Song knew that he was blushing as his suppressed emotions disturbed his unsteady thoughts.

The corners of Hua Qinnan's mouth turned up a little, and he looked away with a smile on his face. When his eyes fell on the four members of the beggar gang, there was only politeness left.

He said calmly: "This white-haired young man has been with me for many days, there must be someone else who poisoned your disciples."

Elder Wang had studied for a few years and was sensitive to words. When he heard Hua Qinnan address Tang and Song Dynasty as "the white-haired son" instead of "the son of the Poison Immortal Sect", he immediately had other concerns in his heart.

But after thinking about it for a while, he laughed at himself and erased the possibility that Tang and Song were not the "Holy Sons of the Poison Immortal Sect".

The characteristics of white hair and heterochromatic pupils are unique. It's so coincidental that Hua Shenyi can meet one at random - he probably just doesn't want to mention the identity of the son of the Poison Immortal Sect.

This is the truth.

However, since Tang and Song were endorsed by the most famous Baihuagu genius doctor in the Baidao, Elders Zhou and Wang, even if they half believed Hua Qinnan’s words, they could not continue to embarrass Tang and Song—the fame of Baidao could not be accumulated overnight Well, the title of Miracle Doctor Hua is the accumulation of tens of millions of lives. In a word, he has more prestige than the leader of the martial arts alliance.

The tactful Elder Wang immediately cupped his hands and said with a smile: "What Doctor Hua said is that our beggar gang was impulsive. This matter needs to be carefully investigated."

"This matter has troubled Elder Zhou and Elder Wang. Hua and Mr. Tang only heard about the infighting of the Poison Immortal Sect after they entered Miaojiang. Therefore, they dare not speak up. I only hope that it will be delayed until June." The radish bloomed, sneaked into the Poison Immortal Sect, and transplanted a few plants back to study. I didn't expect that it would cause such a big misunderstanding because of Mr. Tang's appearance." Hua Qinnan did not change his face and went directly to the time when he met Tang Song. It was pushed forward for a month, and he continued to make up nonsense very calmly, "Mr. Tang learned from an expert from the Western Regions. That expert from the Western Regions is an old friend of my master. When he was practicing, his internal energy was forked, and he accidentally went into a madness. That's why it happened overnight. The white silk turns into snow. Hey, Hua was careless. Hearing about the Poison Immortal Sect, he didn’t expect to inform all the heroes and let the water flood the Dragon King Temple. It’s really a sin.”

Hua Qinnan's meticulous and reasonable explanation directly cleared Tang and Song's charges.

Hua Qinnan was rumored by the world because of the "Nine Needles of Returning to Life" that healed human flesh and bones. , but since he is the king of medicine, it is not uncommon for him to have the ability to prolong life.

In addition, Hua Qinnan has never refuted this statement, and the Jianghu people simply feel that he has acquiesced to his own parentage.

Although warriors say that they look down on scholars, they still feel that they are short in the face of real cultural people, otherwise they would not let their children and grandchildren read and write after they became famous.

In addition to her medical skills, Hua Qinnan also has a wonderful brush painting, and countless talented chivalrous women can't wait to recommend themselves to the mat.

Now he politely explained to the group of beggars from the beggar gang in detail, which made the elders of the beggar gang who had been belittled feel very comfortable. Looking at Tang and Song again, he felt that his cold face was shyness, not arrogance.

"Since Divine Doctor Hua has something to say, why not..."

"Then what is the identity of the Miao Jiang man next to him!" Lu Yun's sharp cry was almost as piercing as the frightened woman.

He knew that he couldn't use Tang Song to divert his attention this time, and he would definitely end badly if he went back to divide the helm, so he clung to Tang Song tightly.

The members of the beggar gang who had just let down their vigilance immediately picked up their weapons again and pointed at Tang Song. This time even Hua Qinnan was put into the encirclement.

Apparently, he was also considered an accomplice.

The ghostly flute sounded, and accompanied by the ding-dong bell, colorful butterflies flapped their wings and rushed into the tavern in all directions, instantly burying everyone, and a wonderful fragrance wafted in the air.

Tang Song and Dongdan Linglong reacted at the same time, and they will use a thousand tricks in an instant, unfold the crossbow, the arrows are like flowing fire, rubbing the phosphorus powder dropped by the butterfly, piercing into the crowd, and shooting at the bottom of the Beggar Clan.

The screams became the only sound in the tavern.

Tang Song sneered in his heart: Do you want to fight in groups?My giant panda castle is equipped with weapons of mass destruction!The last thing you are afraid of is group fights, okay?

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Extra Story [-]: Difficult to get up, hard to go to the sky

At Mo Shi, Tang Song blinked his eyes lazily, his back ached, and he decided to close his eyes and squint for a while, but someone moved around him.

...Unhappy... His whole body is sticky, don't these two bastards know how to take him to wash up after finishing the work!

"My breathing has changed, and I'm still pretending to be asleep." Hua Qinnan lay sideways beside Tang Song, propped his cheek with his left hand, leaned forward after speaking, and reached out to brush the strands of silver hair that covered Tang Song's cheeks to his head. Finally, his lips gently pressed against his cheek, and he discussed softly: "Aren't you going to get up early today to practice exercises? Are you going to stay in bed again?"

"Can you get up?" Tang Song pushed Hua Qinnan, and couldn't help but sarcastically.

Since he has completely mastered the inner strength, there are fewer and fewer game skills that he can use, okay?

Like meditating, leaving him forever...

QAQ system, you come back, you agreed to be together for the rest of your life!

Being pressed under the bed and tossing for half a night, no matter how deep the internal strength is, it can't hold it, and you still "get up in the morning to practice"?

Hua Qinnan, you can taunt me a little more!

You can do it!

Hua Qinnan smiled and blinked at Tang Song, pretending not to be ignorant of Tang Song's sarcasm, lifted the thin quilt, and got out of the bed naked, with smooth black hair scattered behind him, completely covering his strong back And a strong waistline, leaving only a pair of long legs to walk leisurely to the tea table.

Hua Qinnan turned her head, looked at Tang Song with a smile, and said angrily, "Are you thirsty? I cried for so long yesterday, and today I will give you a prescription that nourishes the lungs and yin."

"...Get out." Tang Song said bluntly, burying his head under the pillow.

But when he moved his waist, the inside of his body was rubbed so hard that Tang Song couldn't help but soften his waist, lying on the bed and panting.

The fiery chest was pressed against Tang Song's weak back, a pair of callused hands slowly moved up along the slender waist, pinched the two bumps on his chest, stepped forward and bit Tang Song's earlobe, Dongdan Linglong muttered with dissatisfaction: "You really like Hua Qinnan, don't you realize that I've been in your body all night..."

After finishing speaking, Dongdan Linglong sucked on his sensitive back of the neck, pressing his tongue against the protrusion of the last cervical vertebra and grinding it, which made Tang Song tremble all over.

Tang Song pinched his fingers deeply into the soft feather pillow, snorted, and refused with unsteady breath: "You go out too."

"Do you mean to go out from the house, or... from inside you?" Dongdan Linglong squeezed Tang Song's slender waist tightly, grabbed him and knelt on the bed, and slowly went in, pushing him gently , so that Tang and Song could not use their strength.

...Sure enough, blood loss at "-1", "-1", "-1"...

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ You zombie guys, losing blood bit by bit and making me lose one-third of my health every day when I wake up, I will fight with you!

"Ah!" As soon as his body became hot, Tang Song's mind immediately became confused, and the palms that had been full of strength just now were only left with the strength of thumping.

Dongdan Linglong kissed his back lightly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and said in a low voice: "If you tense your muscles, I will know what you are going to do. You have failed so many times, and you still can't learn."

Hua Qinnan brewed a new pot of tea, opened her mouth to pour in the amber clear tea soup, walked slowly back to the window, and put her arms around Tang Song's waist.

Dongdan Linglong relaxed slightly, and asked Hua Qinnan to hug Tang Song, Hua Qinnan's lips immediately pressed against the red and swollen lips, poured the tea over, and said with a smile: "I'm thirsty, just feed him. Dongdan Linglong, you talk too much nonsense."

Tang and Song were held between the two, and only one sentence was left in his heart, "I can't stand the cliff!" He stretched his palm under the pillow and grabbed it hard-he touched the hidden weapon bag!

Lei Zhenzi and Mishen Nail shot out mercilessly one after another, grabbed a piece of clothing and wrapped it around his body, and ran out quickly.

After landing on the roof, he breathed a sigh of relief, although his face became stiff again.

This rhythm is wrong!

Isn't he the strongest internal force in the entire martial arts world!

Why was he the one who escaped!

Hundan, do you think I really can't see the two big names chasing after me?I'm not hiding anymore!

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