[Qing Chuan] I really want to live another 500 years

Live well No.20 Seven steps, Precautions for playing games with your son [-]. Don’t build your home too big.

"Sixth brother, what are instant noodles," asked Yin You, the seventh elder who was sitting on the railing with Yin Zuo, pretending to be melancholy.

"It doesn't matter what the instant noodles are. What matters is that they didn't bring us when they went out to play. It's really shameful, too much, too, too devoid of humanitarian spirit. Don't you know that we should care about the mental health of left-behind children?" In the next few sentences, even if Yinzuo was talking nonsense, he asked Yinyou in disbelief, "Aren't you angry?!"

"Don't be angry." Especially decisively.

"Right, they really... what did you say?" Yinzuo's angry movements stopped, and he doubted his ears a little.

"I said I'm not angry, why does Huang Ama have to take me with me?" This is Yinyou who asked sincerely.

"Uh..." This is Yinzuo who was blocked by Yinyou and couldn't say a word.

Yinzuo found that the five and seven princes who were basically transparent in history were actually very talented, at least they had their own philosophy of life, and they all seemed reasonable.

"Besides, Sixth Brother, think about it. The rest of you are already a foregone conclusion. If you get angry again, Huang Ama won't be able to come back, right? Then, you'll be angry for a day, go and have fun with Yinhu and the others." It’s just a day to play, why do you have to embarrass yourself?” To put it simply, Sixth Brother, don’t be depressed, go back to the lively and cheerful state like a crazy person in the past [Hey, you’re right, I should be happy Go to play with all your heart, and it will be happier than going to the south, and you will be mad at them!" Yin Zuo finally figured it out and resurrected.

"Yeah, Brother Six is ​​the best!" Yinyou has always had the potential to be a professional fan, so he seized the time to complete the tasks entrusted to him by his younger brothers to cheer up Yinzuo. Watching them playing with the little ones, now Yinzuo's whole body is withered, which makes those little ones worry a lot.

At present, the fifth elder Yinqi has also reached the age to go to the school to receive the devastation of exam-oriented education. In the Royal Kindergarten of the Palace of Compassion, there are five-year-old Yinzuo and the emperor's seventh son Yinyou, four-year-old eighth master Yinhu and others. Two-year-old Ninth Master Yinzhen and Tenth Master Yinqu.

As the well-deserved first brother [Hi] in the children's prince group, Yin Zuo had to take on the important task of making his younger brother happy.Although no matter how I think about it, there seems to be something wrong, why did he have to be teased by several older brothers when he was a younger brother, and when he becomes an older brother, is he still teasing others? !

Yinyou thought silently, Brother Six, have you finally turned this corner?

"Sixth brother, I want to see you do magic tricks!" Three pairs of big moist eyes rushed to Yinzuo, releasing a wonderful message called "cute".

"Yoxi, let me show you a hand!" Yin Zuo was once again full of fighting spirit.

"..." Well, Sixth Brother still didn't turn the corner.Yinyou silently retracted the preface again.Sixth brother will probably be eaten to death in this life, but, I don’t know why, I just like this kind of six brother who can smile very nicely, and can’t respond to all the younger brothers’ requests, I like it the most.

"Brother Six is ​​the best~" The three little radish heads cheered together under the leadership of Yinhu, and waited excitedly for Yinzuo to try Bailing's specialty - magic tricks.

This cheating magic has run through the entire childhood of Yinzuo's younger brothers, but even if they grow up and spend their entire lives, none of them can see through the mystery. It is a god-like secret book that Yinzuo will never pass on. It sounds very simple, just pick up an item, put it into your personal space out of thin air, er, it is in the game backpack, and then take it out with the "wow" sound of admiration or surprise on the faces of the younger brothers.

Yes, it’s such a non-technical thing, but Yinzuo’s tricks are popular all over the world, and he is invincible all over the world. He has become the "My favorite show in the childhood life of the princes in the Forbidden City, none of them" competition for decades champion.

The magic props this time were provided by the ghostly Yinzhen. He brought from his biological mother Yifei a rare stone that was said to be unique in the whole world. It was the size of a goose egg and could be held in a fist, showing that It is smooth and unmarked, with sapphire as the base, and the shading on it is a very abstract word Yi. This is something that Concubine Yi received as a tribute for Kangxi to play with after she was conferred the concubine. So she gave it to her. Concubine Yi has always cherished it very much, and would not allow anyone to touch it easily, that is to say, she can show her heart and soul. It is estimated that the fifth child who is also Concubine Yi's parent and child does not have such a big face.

"My mother said that this is the only stone in the whole world, and the sixth brother must not have prepared another one that is exactly the same!" The little fat man Yinzhen was very proud.

Looking at the legendary God of Wealth Nine who was supposed to be a beauty, his body shape is becoming more and more rounded, Yinzuo feels that he can't bear to look directly at him, the novel is cheating me!Such a little fat man who walks almost like rolling, how can he have the potential of being a beauty? !Or is it that the ninth brother will lose weight successfully when he grows up in the future?Well, if you think about it this way, Jiudi's facial features are quite exquisite. I don't know how he lost weight. Maybe we can sell diet pills with him in the future! [Hey, "Sixth brother, change quickly, change quickly!" In my impression, the tenth old man should be a fat man with a thick head and a thick head, but he is a thin three-headed young lady, even a little too thin, so it is easy for Yinzuo to associate it with him As for the bean sprouts...the head is big, the body is thin, etc., I really can't think about it anymore!

Yinzuo took the strange stone and put it in the game package, and then the younger brothers searched the body. They found nothing in their pockets, sleeves, or even... their clothes.In the end Yin Zuo pretended to take the stone out of Lao Ba's ear, so~~easy.Yin Zuo happily enjoyed the admiration of his younger brothers, and expressed in his heart that he finally found the use of his game backpack. (You play like this, does the system know it?)

The world of children is always very simple. There are many games that seem boring and mechanical to us when we grow up. They can play hundreds of times tirelessly, so obviously Yinzuo’s magic is just a simple way to change things into No, it changed again, but it always attracted the support of several younger brothers who couldn't take their eyes off it. When translated like that, my friends and I were stunned!

How did the sixth brother disappear the stone, and where is the stone hidden?Really, really curious!

"Sixth brother, where did you hide the stone?"

"You can't say it~ it's a secret."

"Sixth brother, where did you hide the stone?"

"The Buddha said, don't say it."

"Brother Liu, where did you hide the stone?" Xiaoba's persistence is not a cover, since he learned to speak, he can ask questions like a personal repeater whenever there is something that does not satisfy him. Over and over again, perseveringly, unless you say yes to him, he will read forever.

Under normal conditions, a good brother Yinzuo would agree to Yinhu, but he couldn't answer this question alone, so he could only... pee.

By going to solve his physical problems, Yinzuo escaped from the Compassionate Ning Palace as if fleeing from a disaster. He was really afraid of Yinhu's thoughts.

Then, under Yin Zuo's haste and panic...he found a tragedy helplessly, and he lost his way again f---ingly!This is the serious evil result of making one's own home too big. I really can't afford to be hurt by Lu Chi or something. Yin Zuo looked at the mysterious Forbidden City and fell into a deep confusion. Where is this?

The palace servants who followed him also disappeared, and Yinzuo, who was already habitually letting others serve him, followed his thinking, said, why can't these people be as smart as Wei Zhu and Han Mei? !

Wei Zhu was the eunuch that Kangxi gave Yinzuo back then, and Han Mei was the court lady that Shunzhi gave Yinzuo when he came down from Wutai Mountain. Compared with Shunzhi, who gave him a credible court lady because he told him that the people around him were untrustworthy In fact, Yin Zuo was even more curious about the move. As an eminent monk who has practiced in the temple for many years, where did Shunzhi's stupid father hide a woman like Han Mei!

Cough, of course Han Mei didn't call her by this name before, but after Shunzhi gave her to Yinzuo as a palace maid, Yinzuo exercised his right as master for the first time, and gave her the strange name of Taiyin Yi Han Mei changed her name to a more feminine one.

As for the origin of the name, Yinzuo said, have you heard of Han Meimei?

After Han Mei entered the palace, she radically cleaned out the people around Yin Zuo again, and added some other reliable court ladies and eunuchs. Yin Zuo named them Han Lan, Han Zhu, Han Ju and... Li thunder.

Yinzuo is proud and proud, is it wrong to name him Fei? !

That's right!

This time, in order to avoid Xiao Ba's perseverance, Yin Zuo sent these most reliable palace men to the front line to distract Xiao Ba's attention. He retreated first, and they followed.In the end, he withdrew, but lost himself.

The best way to get lost is to wait for someone who knows the way to find him, but obviously, Liu Ye Yinzuo, who has become more and more used to him, prefers to lose himself completely than to wait at the same place with nothing to do.Well, he means, isn't this a great time?A great century to find a strategy!

In the past, Yinzuo was helpless to find the strategy left to him in the legend, until Shunzhi gave him a copy of "The Classic of Chess" on Mount Wutai last year. Two things.

This "Book of Chess" is one-seventh of "The Secret Book of Thousand Flowers". Judging from the expansion pack that comes with this book, this "The Secret Book of Thousand Flowers" is a very awesome thing, but what is it? Fa'er, Yin Zuo still doesn't know, he only knows that he can summon NPC to formally apprentice after collecting a set of "Ten Thousand Flowers Secret Book".

Hehe, I can become an apprentice... Apprentice, you little mushroom, haven't you actually been an apprentice for so many years? !So what is the inner strength that labor and management learned a few years ago? !

I really kneel down to this vexatious world.

What made Yinzuo collapse the most was that Shunzhi was the one who held a set of "Ten Thousand Flowers Secret Book" back then. On Mount Wutai, Shunzhi told Yinzuo bluntly that he originally gave it to his six-year-old son Tianzuo. At the entrance ceremony, he hid six of the gifts in six different places in the Forbidden City. He planned to use "The Book of Chess" as an introduction to play a treasure hunting game with his son, but before the game started, God Zuo died.

"Now, I leave the "Book of Chess" to you. Can you find the other six books and gather together the "Cheats of Ten Thousand Flowers" to learn peerless martial arts and medical skills? That is your destiny. I can only help you so far " Shunzhi said to Yinzuo.

Do you dare to tell me directly where those six books are hidden, silly dad!Are you sure you really know that the Forbidden City you speak of has nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine and a half rooms?This is completely tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack!In other words, you who would have thought of playing treasure hunting with your six-year-old son in such a terrifying range back then, did you have a grudge against your son?

The author has something to say: You really need to pay attention to the scale when playing games with your son =V=[Hey, then, do you guys know what Shunzhi's stupid dad is going to do? That's right, just like every bad adult, Shunzhi's silly dad also has two very bad accompanying habits--lying to children and not talking.

To put it simply, the stupid father of Shunzhi didn't intend to give the Dragon Guard to Kangxi at all. He lied to him. He just wanted to pass the Dragon Guard to Yinzuo. Some people slowly put in Yinzuo's side to cultivate their relationship =V=Now I will introduce to you the first palace lady next to Yinzuo who was formerly named Taiyin Yi and is now named Han Mei. She will always be a loyal court lady. Above, Yinzuo I finally have someone of my own~(≧▽≦)/~After having someone, I started to use the entrepreneurial fund money I got from Kangxi for so many years to make money~