[Qing Chuan] I really want to live another 500 years

Live well the [-]th step: Loveme, feedmeandneverleaveme.

In the end, Yinzuo not only got a son, but also got a daughter for every gift.This kind of scene always makes Yinzuo feel deja vu, er, it’s like he bought things in the supermarket in his first life. He bought quick-frozen dumplings for the gifted dumpling plate, and bought coffee for the set of exquisite coffee cups that came with it. .

It is referred to as "buy box and return pearl".

"I hope you won't feel unhappy because of my presumptuous assertion. I mean, since you are very satisfied with Nian En, why didn't you adopt her together? This is not a trade-off game where you can only choose one." Charlie said this to Yin Zuo.

"...Of course I know, I just want to overcome the difficulties first, and then adopt Nian'en." Yinzuo retorted stiffly and stubbornly, anyway, he would not admit that his brain was a mess for a while. Short-circuited, I never figured out that he can actually adopt both. His master has the right to choose a disciple, and he also has the right to raise a daughter.

"What is that suspicious pause?" Su Zihan imitated Charlie and asked. Ever since he met his wretched parents, Charlie has become an idol in Su Zihan's heart. He tried very hard to become Charlie's Reprint.

"It's nothing!" Yin Zuo became furious, he felt that he really hated this little guy Su Zihan!

"Of course, of course, I trust you [-]%. Nothing happened just now. It's just that children are ignorant and just joking around." Charlie hurried to smooth things over, and while comforting Yinzuo, he gently touched Su Zihan's head to signal him to be quiet. .

It can only be said that Su Zihan's little friend and Charlie spent too little time together. He only learned the similarity in appearance, but failed to learn the similarity in spirit. He didn't know enough about Charlie so that he couldn't grasp the essence. He can become deaf, blind or dumb in an instant, especially without principles and aura, which makes Su Zihan stunned.

"What's wrong with him?" Su Zihan asked Nian En in a low voice.

"Don't you know?" Nian En asked in surprise, "I heard from children with parents in the orphanage that when the mother was angry and irritable at home, the father would become 'spineless', this is a good man standards."

Nian En has no parents. She was abandoned in an orphanage when she was a baby, so her understanding of her parents has always been based on other people's descriptions and her own imagination. Of course, now she has My own parents, although the parents are weird.

"Oh." Su Zihan nodded thoughtfully, "But Your Excellency is a man."

"So what?" This sentence can basically be said to be the mantra of little friend Nianen. She thinks it is a very useful mantra. Basically anything can be refuted by this pattern, and it will give people a kind of unscrupulous Domineering, "Listen, gender is not important, what matters is who is doing what the character needs to do."

"Like?" Su Zihan looked at the confident Nian En suspiciously.

"Who do you think is often confused at home?" Nian En asked.

"Mom." Su Zihan replied.

"Then who is usually going to correct this mistake?" Nian En asked again.

"Father." Su Zihan replied.

At this time, Charlie was still persevering in comforting Yinzuo. Although he didn't say a word that Yinzuo was being stupid, he still corrected the oolong very well and made Yinzuo accept it.

Nian En gave Su Zihan a shoulder-shrug, the meaning is clear, do you understand now?

Su Zihan nodded half-understood. He still felt that there was something wrong with this logic, but he couldn't find anything strange for a while.

Nian En rejoiced in his heart, shit, he almost couldn't be fooled, the bigger Su Zihan is, the harder it is to cheat, no, it's not cheating, but an explanation.Su Zihan is a highly intelligent child. Along with this kind of IQ advantage that I don't know whether it is good or bad, his curiosity is very strong. Although he doesn't like to talk, he always likes to be close to him. People ask weird questions like why the sky is blue, why the sun always rises and sets in the east, why you are a woman and I am a man, etc.

Under the attack of these weird questions, Nian En has developed the full-point skills of running the train with her mouth full. She can answer any question with her mouth open. Although the answers are basically nonsense, it is difficult to let the nonsense Man finds logical error.

This is the difference between a high IQ and a high EQ.

When Yin Zuo was appeased by Charlie, he looked back at his children. The two children were standing in a row, smiling like angels, and their voice was clear and decisive: "Dad~"

……

After having two children, Yinzuo feels that his life is no different from the past, except that he has an extra job of giving a good morning kiss every morning.Oh, by the way, there are goodnight kisses, dinners, games, and storytelling...

Inadvertently, Yinzuo's life has been gradually filled by children, but he doesn't realize it, or he realizes it, but he doesn't want to change it.

"I have to say, you impress me." One day, Dongfang Guzhu said to Yinzuo.

"Why?" Yin Zuo asked casually while sorting out the fairy tales he remembered, "Wait, I see, you think I can't be a good parent, right? Ha, I'm so sorry to disappoint you, I The dad role is pretty good, and the kids love me."

"No, I mean you are clearly avoiding Charlie, but you can think of using such a natural and flawless excuse as a child, which makes me impressed. You have finally learned to lie." Master Gu is really relieved by this.

"..." Yinzuo stopped writing and looked at his master, "Are you serious?"

"Truer than pearls."

"First, I'm not running away from Charlie, why should I run away from him? There's no candy to run away from him. Second, since I was a kid, I've been able to fool my difficult fourth brother perfectly, okay? Lying is human I don't need to learn one of the innate skills." Yin Zuo replied quickly and seriously, as if he had put a machine gun on his mouth.

"Whatever you want, I didn't say that you were wrong, I was praising you, if I didn't know you well enough, I would be deceived by you." Master Gu said this, and contacted Yinzuo's snake scripture a few days ago Looking sick, Master Gu felt that he seemed to have discovered something.

Yin Zuo hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to ask: "Your implication is that Charlie has found out, right?"

"...Where is your logic?" Even Lord Gu, had to express his admiration in front of Yinzuo's miraculous jumping thinking. How did he come to the conclusion of Z from A?

"Even you can see it, Charlie can't see it?" Yinzuo further explained.

Lord Gu raised his eyebrows, looked at Yin Zuo with a displeased face, and his voice deliberately suppressed a tone, slow and full of danger: "Are you trying to tell me that I, as a master, understand you better than Charlie, an outsider? "

"I didn't say that, I just think..." Yin Zuo realized that his words were inappropriate.

"I think Charlie understands you better than I do." Master Gu was very sure.

"Well, I just think Charlie knows me better than you, what's wrong?!" Yin Zuo smashed the jar.

Master Gu looked at Yinzuo's eyebrows for a long time, so long that Yinzuo wanted to kneel down and sing about conquering, begging him not to scare himself like this, Master Gu said slowly and meaningfully: " The big girl can't help her father."

"Goodbye, go play with your grandson!" Yin Zuo replied to his master in this way.

After being kicked out of the room, Master Gu was not necessarily angry. Instead, he enthusiastically went to act as the mastermind behind his disciple. He never tires of seeing Su Zihan as his disciple, no matter how satisfied he is.

And in the room here, Yin Zuo was lying on the bed tossing and turning, constantly thinking, am I really acting obvious?Did Charlie see it?Did Charlie misunderstand?Should I explain to him that I didn't mean to avoid him, uh, not the kind of avoiding with malicious intent, but kindly avoiding, I just want to wait for my enthusiasm to cool down, and then get back to normal with him... ...Oh, Goddess, kill me!

Once the seeds of doubt are planted, it will be like a suspect stealing an axe, no matter how you look at it, you will feel that there is a problem.

It's like Charlie came to Yinzuo the next day and asked, "I didn't know you were so enthusiastic about raising children, and you did a pretty good job."

The alarm bell in Yinzuo's heart rang immediately, what does Charlie mean?Ordinary gossip, or is there any deep meaning behind the words?Weighing the past, Yin Zuo said slowly: "Oh, raising children is like raising pets, love them, feed them, and never leave them."

Yinzuo's words evolved from Garfield's phrase loveme, feedmeandneverleaveme.

——Is it really okay to compare your children to pets?