no attack no land
Chapter 131 Honey Juice Embarrassment
On the first day of the New Year, Lai Xuchen and Lu Lanqing stayed at home watching "Silent Hill" and "Ghost Talk" and experienced American-style disgusting horror movies and Japanese-style supernatural horror movies.Both of them were quite calm when watching it, and after watching it, both of them even went to the bathroom right.
Lai Xuchen doesn't like to watch horror movies, he likes to watch action movies and comedies, but Lu Lanqing, who is anti-human, likes this kind of horror and supernatural things very much.He will also be scared, but not because of how scary the movie is, but because there is a time bomb next to him, screaming from time to time.
On the second day of the new year, the two of them watched a few heavy-duty movies at home, such as "Infinite Rich River", "Human Centipede", "Sewer Mermaid", "Icy Tropical Fish", and Lai Xuche was still watching it. After eating noodles, I vomited directly holding the trash can.
"Lan Qing, I just discovered you today, you have such a strong taste!" Lai Xuchen looked up at the TV screen, bowed his head and continued to vomit.The picture happened to be that the ceiling was dripping blood with pus, and the blood fell into the bowl of the people who were eating noodles on the first floor, and the maggots were wriggling.
"How can I be with you if you don't have a strong taste?" Lu Lanqing sneered and asked back.Then he pressed the remote control very intimately and changed Lai Xuchen to a funny movie to watch.
"Can we stop watching such unnutritious things in the future?" After vomiting, Lai Xuchen took out a tissue and wiped the corners of his mouth.He looked at Lu Lanqing, who was fiddling with her hair.His hair had begun to grow, and curls could be seen faintly at the top.
"If you don't like to watch, I can find someone else to watch with me." After messing with her hair, Lu Lanqing smiled unfathomably, with Lai Xuchen in her eyes.
"Come on, you, Gan Shaoqun and Ah Sheng both have boyfriends, so don't hang around you anymore, don't use them to provoke me." Lai Xuchen put down the trash can and groaned.
Lu Lanqing glared at him, looked at the trash can, and said, "Clean up your vomit!"
Lai Xuchen took a look himself, and then felt the whole living room was filled with a disgusting sour smell.He also felt disgusted, and hurried to the kitchen with the trash can, tied up the trash bags, and prepared to clean up the trash.
"Let's go to Jian Xiaofei's house tomorrow." Lu Lanqing felt that the sound of the TV was too loud, so she turned off the TV again, got up and stretched her waist to exercise her muscles and bones.
Lai Xuchen changed into a new trash bag, and walked out with the trash can, with a confused expression on his face: "Are you going to pay New Year's greetings?"
Lu Lanqing paused for a moment in stretching, and it took a few seconds for her to remember that it was Chinese New Year.He looked at Lai Xuchen with a bewildered expression, and replied, "Go and see Zhao Han."
"Go to Jian Xiaofei's house to see Zhao Han?" Lai Xuchen would start to short-circuit his brain at such a time. With a black question mark on his face, he stood there reacting for a long time before trying to understand another meaning of this sentence.After thinking clearly, he showed a bewildered smile again, evil and weird.
On the third day of the new year, Lu Lanqing and Lai Xuchen went to Jian Xiaofei's house with fruits.When they arrived, Jian Xiaofei was frying steak in the kitchen, and it was Zhao Han who came out to open the door.Zhao Han wore a blue coral fleece nightgown and changed into a pair of rimless glasses. He looked casual and had the air of a domineering president.
"Lan Qing? Why are you here?" Zhao Han opened the door, took a step back, and let the two people at the door come in.
The porch and French windows are lined with orange trees hung with red seeps, and many miniature red lanterns are hung on the ceiling.What's even weirder is that the room is full of things in the shape of gold ingots.The chocolate box on the table is in the shape of gold ingots, as are the pillows on the sofa, and even the apron Jian Xiaofei wears and the slippers on Zhao Han's feet are printed with gold ingots.
The only feeling Lai Xuchen came in was that this year has been too dedicated!
"Come and see you..." Before Lu Lanqing finished speaking, she was startled by the sound next to the TV, and her shoulders trembled.
On the TV screen, a group of little kids in prosperous Tang suits were running in the huge Tiananmen Square. While making congratulatory gestures, the two adults sang: "Happy New Year. Boom, boom, boom, joy! Boom, boom, boom, firecrackers, gongs and drums. Boom, boom, boom, singing and dancing. Happy life is sweet, sweet and fragrant. Boom, boom, boom, boom..."
The firecrackers and gongs and drums on the TV were deafening, and the moment the sound suddenly came out, everyone in the room looked terrified.It was as if there was an explosion in the quiet air, it was scary.
A few seconds later, that idiot Lai Xuchen thought the lyrics were very childish and catchy, and then sang along with his own movements.He put the fruit basket on the coffee table, lay down on the sofa, and made a few movements of beating gongs and drums, shaking his hair in Duang style.
Lu Lanqing watched him convulse, at first she couldn't say anything, then walked over and turned off the TV, cutting off all the noise.
"Zhao Han, how is your recovery going?" Lu Lanqing still remembered Zhao Han's injury. He was stabbed in the abdomen. Although he didn't hurt his internal organs, he still needed several stitches.Zhao Han is an orphan, he always fends for himself, Jian Xiaofei was worried that he would live alone, so he asked him to move to his house and leave after his injury healed.
"Basically it's all right." Zhao Han nodded, and without telling Lu Lanqing to sit down and talk, he added: "Don't worry, my injury will not affect my appearance in court on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year."
Zhao Han still knows Lu Lanqing very well. He has a strong purpose in doing things, and he has always been in the Three Treasures Hall for everything.This time I came to him, it must be because of Lu Ziming's trial.The court didn't go to work until the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, and the court session would only be held after work. Lu Lanqing probably came to see him because he was worried that his injury would affect his appearance in court.
Lu Lanqing nodded, hummed, and the atmosphere became a little awkward.
"Oh, by the way, Happy New Year." Zhao Han is not a person who knows how to chat. He used to follow Lu Lanqing's buttocks with full enthusiasm, which was just to deceive others. Now that the matter has come to an end, he has become a bit aloof. .
"Well, I wish you a happy new year too." Lu Lanqing also replied, the conversation between the two made Lai Xuchen on the sofa feel very awkward.
"Do you want to eat Chinese food together?" Zhao Han couldn't find any other topic, so he had to bring the topic to dinner.
Lu Lanqing glanced at the kitchen and felt that the ingredients were not enough for four people, so she shook her head: "We have ordered a western restaurant and are ready to go."
Before Lai Xuchen could react, Lu Lanqing looked at him and said, "Let's go."
"Didn't you just arrive? Why...?" Lai Xuchen looked confused, after all, he had just warmed his butt.He wanted to refute something, but he was afraid that Lu Lanqing would be unhappy, so he quickly jumped up from the sofa, "Here I am!"
Before leaving, Lu Lanqing also told Zhao Han: "Remember to prepare the materials and testimony that should be prepared, so as to prevent them from playing tricks."
"Don't worry about what I'm going to do." As soon as Zhao Han finished speaking, he saw Lu Lanqing's eyes move down slightly, looking at the location where he was hit by the knife, and he felt a slap in the face.Then he smiled awkwardly, and added: "I will check again."
Lu Lanqing nodded, and Lai Xuchen turned and left the community where they lived.When I walked out of the street, the sun had already come out, and the sun shone on my body, which was very warm.
The two walked along the deserted street for a while without speaking.Many shops on the side of the road have closed their shutters, only some western restaurants and shopping malls are crowded.
"Lan Qing, do you feel that when you talk to others... emmm... it's awkward!" After a long silence, Lai Xuchen finally found something to say.Lu Lanqing glanced at him lightly and said, "You mean the conversation I had with Zhao Han just now?"
"Yeah." Lai Xuchen lowered his head, kicked a small stone on the ground, and raised his head to meet Lu Lanqing's eyes after the stone rolled into the sewer mouth: "I feel awkward looking at it from the side."
"What's so embarrassing?" Lu Lanqing asked in confusion.
"You said Happy New Year, as if celebrating Qingming Festival." Lai Xuchen couldn't help laughing out loud after finishing speaking.After all, few people are deadpan and serious when they say Happy New Year.And Lu Lanqing perfectly combined these two expressions, creating a serious sense of ceremony.And this kind of seriousness often appears during festivals such as Qingming and Chongyang.
"It was a bit embarrassing just now." Lu Lanqing sighed and admitted that it was embarrassing just now.He never thought that his real purpose would be seen through by Zhao Han at a glance, so he was embarrassed.
After a while, Lu Lanqing said to Lai Xuchen who was laughing convulsively, "Are you going on a date?"
"What?" Suspecting that he had heard it wrong, Lai Xuchen asked again: "What did you just say?"
"Forget it if you can't hear it."
"I heard it, why don't you confirm it again." Lai Xuchen smiled, and walked up to Lu Lanqing's side step by step, wishing to walk close to him, "Where should we go for an appointment?"
"..."
The cold wind blew across the street, rolling up the plastic bags on the ground.A man in a turtleneck came out of the alley. He pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, lowered his head, and followed in a certain direction...
Lai Xuchen doesn't like to watch horror movies, he likes to watch action movies and comedies, but Lu Lanqing, who is anti-human, likes this kind of horror and supernatural things very much.He will also be scared, but not because of how scary the movie is, but because there is a time bomb next to him, screaming from time to time.
On the second day of the new year, the two of them watched a few heavy-duty movies at home, such as "Infinite Rich River", "Human Centipede", "Sewer Mermaid", "Icy Tropical Fish", and Lai Xuche was still watching it. After eating noodles, I vomited directly holding the trash can.
"Lan Qing, I just discovered you today, you have such a strong taste!" Lai Xuchen looked up at the TV screen, bowed his head and continued to vomit.The picture happened to be that the ceiling was dripping blood with pus, and the blood fell into the bowl of the people who were eating noodles on the first floor, and the maggots were wriggling.
"How can I be with you if you don't have a strong taste?" Lu Lanqing sneered and asked back.Then he pressed the remote control very intimately and changed Lai Xuchen to a funny movie to watch.
"Can we stop watching such unnutritious things in the future?" After vomiting, Lai Xuchen took out a tissue and wiped the corners of his mouth.He looked at Lu Lanqing, who was fiddling with her hair.His hair had begun to grow, and curls could be seen faintly at the top.
"If you don't like to watch, I can find someone else to watch with me." After messing with her hair, Lu Lanqing smiled unfathomably, with Lai Xuchen in her eyes.
"Come on, you, Gan Shaoqun and Ah Sheng both have boyfriends, so don't hang around you anymore, don't use them to provoke me." Lai Xuchen put down the trash can and groaned.
Lu Lanqing glared at him, looked at the trash can, and said, "Clean up your vomit!"
Lai Xuchen took a look himself, and then felt the whole living room was filled with a disgusting sour smell.He also felt disgusted, and hurried to the kitchen with the trash can, tied up the trash bags, and prepared to clean up the trash.
"Let's go to Jian Xiaofei's house tomorrow." Lu Lanqing felt that the sound of the TV was too loud, so she turned off the TV again, got up and stretched her waist to exercise her muscles and bones.
Lai Xuchen changed into a new trash bag, and walked out with the trash can, with a confused expression on his face: "Are you going to pay New Year's greetings?"
Lu Lanqing paused for a moment in stretching, and it took a few seconds for her to remember that it was Chinese New Year.He looked at Lai Xuchen with a bewildered expression, and replied, "Go and see Zhao Han."
"Go to Jian Xiaofei's house to see Zhao Han?" Lai Xuchen would start to short-circuit his brain at such a time. With a black question mark on his face, he stood there reacting for a long time before trying to understand another meaning of this sentence.After thinking clearly, he showed a bewildered smile again, evil and weird.
On the third day of the new year, Lu Lanqing and Lai Xuchen went to Jian Xiaofei's house with fruits.When they arrived, Jian Xiaofei was frying steak in the kitchen, and it was Zhao Han who came out to open the door.Zhao Han wore a blue coral fleece nightgown and changed into a pair of rimless glasses. He looked casual and had the air of a domineering president.
"Lan Qing? Why are you here?" Zhao Han opened the door, took a step back, and let the two people at the door come in.
The porch and French windows are lined with orange trees hung with red seeps, and many miniature red lanterns are hung on the ceiling.What's even weirder is that the room is full of things in the shape of gold ingots.The chocolate box on the table is in the shape of gold ingots, as are the pillows on the sofa, and even the apron Jian Xiaofei wears and the slippers on Zhao Han's feet are printed with gold ingots.
The only feeling Lai Xuchen came in was that this year has been too dedicated!
"Come and see you..." Before Lu Lanqing finished speaking, she was startled by the sound next to the TV, and her shoulders trembled.
On the TV screen, a group of little kids in prosperous Tang suits were running in the huge Tiananmen Square. While making congratulatory gestures, the two adults sang: "Happy New Year. Boom, boom, boom, joy! Boom, boom, boom, firecrackers, gongs and drums. Boom, boom, boom, singing and dancing. Happy life is sweet, sweet and fragrant. Boom, boom, boom, boom..."
The firecrackers and gongs and drums on the TV were deafening, and the moment the sound suddenly came out, everyone in the room looked terrified.It was as if there was an explosion in the quiet air, it was scary.
A few seconds later, that idiot Lai Xuchen thought the lyrics were very childish and catchy, and then sang along with his own movements.He put the fruit basket on the coffee table, lay down on the sofa, and made a few movements of beating gongs and drums, shaking his hair in Duang style.
Lu Lanqing watched him convulse, at first she couldn't say anything, then walked over and turned off the TV, cutting off all the noise.
"Zhao Han, how is your recovery going?" Lu Lanqing still remembered Zhao Han's injury. He was stabbed in the abdomen. Although he didn't hurt his internal organs, he still needed several stitches.Zhao Han is an orphan, he always fends for himself, Jian Xiaofei was worried that he would live alone, so he asked him to move to his house and leave after his injury healed.
"Basically it's all right." Zhao Han nodded, and without telling Lu Lanqing to sit down and talk, he added: "Don't worry, my injury will not affect my appearance in court on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year."
Zhao Han still knows Lu Lanqing very well. He has a strong purpose in doing things, and he has always been in the Three Treasures Hall for everything.This time I came to him, it must be because of Lu Ziming's trial.The court didn't go to work until the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, and the court session would only be held after work. Lu Lanqing probably came to see him because he was worried that his injury would affect his appearance in court.
Lu Lanqing nodded, hummed, and the atmosphere became a little awkward.
"Oh, by the way, Happy New Year." Zhao Han is not a person who knows how to chat. He used to follow Lu Lanqing's buttocks with full enthusiasm, which was just to deceive others. Now that the matter has come to an end, he has become a bit aloof. .
"Well, I wish you a happy new year too." Lu Lanqing also replied, the conversation between the two made Lai Xuchen on the sofa feel very awkward.
"Do you want to eat Chinese food together?" Zhao Han couldn't find any other topic, so he had to bring the topic to dinner.
Lu Lanqing glanced at the kitchen and felt that the ingredients were not enough for four people, so she shook her head: "We have ordered a western restaurant and are ready to go."
Before Lai Xuchen could react, Lu Lanqing looked at him and said, "Let's go."
"Didn't you just arrive? Why...?" Lai Xuchen looked confused, after all, he had just warmed his butt.He wanted to refute something, but he was afraid that Lu Lanqing would be unhappy, so he quickly jumped up from the sofa, "Here I am!"
Before leaving, Lu Lanqing also told Zhao Han: "Remember to prepare the materials and testimony that should be prepared, so as to prevent them from playing tricks."
"Don't worry about what I'm going to do." As soon as Zhao Han finished speaking, he saw Lu Lanqing's eyes move down slightly, looking at the location where he was hit by the knife, and he felt a slap in the face.Then he smiled awkwardly, and added: "I will check again."
Lu Lanqing nodded, and Lai Xuchen turned and left the community where they lived.When I walked out of the street, the sun had already come out, and the sun shone on my body, which was very warm.
The two walked along the deserted street for a while without speaking.Many shops on the side of the road have closed their shutters, only some western restaurants and shopping malls are crowded.
"Lan Qing, do you feel that when you talk to others... emmm... it's awkward!" After a long silence, Lai Xuchen finally found something to say.Lu Lanqing glanced at him lightly and said, "You mean the conversation I had with Zhao Han just now?"
"Yeah." Lai Xuchen lowered his head, kicked a small stone on the ground, and raised his head to meet Lu Lanqing's eyes after the stone rolled into the sewer mouth: "I feel awkward looking at it from the side."
"What's so embarrassing?" Lu Lanqing asked in confusion.
"You said Happy New Year, as if celebrating Qingming Festival." Lai Xuchen couldn't help laughing out loud after finishing speaking.After all, few people are deadpan and serious when they say Happy New Year.And Lu Lanqing perfectly combined these two expressions, creating a serious sense of ceremony.And this kind of seriousness often appears during festivals such as Qingming and Chongyang.
"It was a bit embarrassing just now." Lu Lanqing sighed and admitted that it was embarrassing just now.He never thought that his real purpose would be seen through by Zhao Han at a glance, so he was embarrassed.
After a while, Lu Lanqing said to Lai Xuchen who was laughing convulsively, "Are you going on a date?"
"What?" Suspecting that he had heard it wrong, Lai Xuchen asked again: "What did you just say?"
"Forget it if you can't hear it."
"I heard it, why don't you confirm it again." Lai Xuchen smiled, and walked up to Lu Lanqing's side step by step, wishing to walk close to him, "Where should we go for an appointment?"
"..."
The cold wind blew across the street, rolling up the plastic bags on the ground.A man in a turtleneck came out of the alley. He pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, lowered his head, and followed in a certain direction...
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