no attack no land

"Lan Qing, look at this, is it the brand that Sky usually eats?" Lai Xuchen searched for a long time in a pile of cat food, and then found a brand that looked a little familiar.Lu Lanqing regained her composure and took a look, then showed the mentally retarded eyes again.He raised his hand and pointed to the words written on it: "Don't you understand Chinese characters?"

Lai Xuchen took a closer look, it said "dog food".

"Didn't you see the Chinese language just now? The whole package is in English, so the Chinese language seems too inconspicuous." Lai Xuchen pretended to cough and began to make excuses for himself.And Lu Lanqing had already taken a pack of cat food from the shelf in front of him, ready to pay the bill.

"Lanqing, do you want to buy a collar and a leash for Sky?" Lai Xuchen still didn't give up, he was still looking at the leash and collar, thinking that since he wanted to raise a cat with Lu Lanqing, he had to take good care of the crystallization of their love.After all, this cat entered Lu Lanqing's house because of him.

"Cats don't like to wear those things, and the sky is only a big one. The collar in your hand can be worn by a Tibetan mastiff." Lu Lanqing stood at the cash register, pursed her lips, and shrank her cheeks.He looked at Lai Xuchen holding the giant collar and felt helpless.Dare Lai Xuchen feel that the sky can continue to grow to the size of a Tibetan mastiff?

"There are small ones, I just grabbed one for you to see." Unconvinced, Lai Xuchen put the big collar away, and then found a moderately sized one next to him, "Look, this one should be suitable, I want to buy one Can you take Sky with you next time we go for a walk and walk the cat."

"Find one that you can wear, and I'll take you for a walk next time." Lu Lanqing was already taking out her wallet to pay, too lazy to talk to Lai Xuchen who was still looking at some messy things.

Lai Xuchen pursed his lips, put away all the things in his hands, and walked aside for a while to look at the little hamster and another animal that looked like a hamster and a rabbit. After a while, he pointed to the cage and waved to Lu Lanqing, "Lan Qing , You said, is this a product of a hybrid between a rabbit and a hamster? This mouse is so big."

After paying, Lu Lanqing walked up to him with the cat food in hand, took a look at the animals in the cage, and rolled her eyes to the sky.

"Are you an idiot, isn't there a word chinchilla written next to it?" Lu Lanqing pointed to the sign under the cage, on which was written the price and the nickname of the animal.

Lai Xuchen skipped the name, glanced at the price, then smiled, stood up silently, and took Lu Lanqing's hand, "Honey, let's go home."

When the girls at the front desk heard these words, their expressions lit up, and then they couldn't take their eyes off them.She watched them holding hands, another person carried the cat food, and that person opened the door and left with a happy smile on his face.Her mind was full of that man saying to another man: "Honey, let's go home."

Then, when they opened the door and went out, she heard another man say, "Ah Chen, did you take the wrong medicine today?"

"Since I'm with you, I've been taking the wrong medicine every day. Didn't you notice?" After walking out of the pet supply store, Lai Xuchen smiled a bit wickedly. He didn't deny it, but followed Lu Lanqing's intentions. go on.He has mastered the rules of communicating with Lu Lanqing, as long as he chats with him, he can chat with Lu Lanqing to death.

Sure enough, Lu Lanqing was speechless.

"Lan Qing, tell me, the thing that didn't look like a rabbit, didn't look like a hamster just now, but also a big one, is actually so expensive, more than 2000! It can raise a baby."

"How rough is your life, how can you raise a baby with more than 2000?" Lu Lanqing gave him a disgusted look, and then nodded to herself, "However, I was deeply concerned about your rough life ten years ago." Touched."

"That's why I found you who live a delicate life. How about it? Am I very foresight? Am I smart in this regard?" Lai Xuchen clenched his fist, popped out his index finger and thumb, pointed at Lu Lanqing, and pointed at Lu Lanqing. Praise my face quickly.But Lu Lanqing just sighed and shook her head helplessly, feeling that she had lost to him in this life.

"Lan Qing, what are your plans after the trial is over?" Lai Xuchen walked swaggeringly, habitually shaking things around, and changed the topic.

"Don't keep shaking the cat food in your hand, it will turn into cat food scum when you get home." Lu Lanqing looked at him and frowned slightly, but she didn't intend to take the bag and carry it.

"It's not a cake. It's fine to shake it a few times." Lai Xuchen brought it up to have a look, and felt that cat food wouldn't turn into scum after shaking it a few times, so he happily continued to shake it while walking.

"I haven't thought about the specific plan yet, let's think about it after the trial." Lu Lanqing's thoughts turned quickly, and he soon understood that Lai Xuchen's sudden question might have other plans, so he asked: " Do you have other plans?"

"Yes, but I'll tell you after the trial. I'll give you a...surprise, how do you pronounce it in English?" After a pause, Lai Xuchen asked.I really can't remember how to read the English of surprise, so I can only ask Lu Lanqing for help.

"Surprise, s, u, r, p, r, i, s, e." As caring as Lu Lanqing, she even put it together for Lai Xuchen.

"You don't have to spell it out for me, I can't remember."

"..."

"Lan Qing, after the trial is over, I'm going to give you a huge surprise!" Lai Xuchen made a gesture of "sadness is so great", but the expression on his face was very happy. When he looked at Lu Lanqing, his eyebrows were active. beating.

In the end, Lu Lanqing couldn't help but smiled, raised her head and pushed his forehead, continued to walk forward, and added: "Just don't give me a shock."

Lai Xuchen shrank his neck, took Lu Lanqing's hand, and asked, "What does shock mean?"

"What did you do in your previous English class?"

"Looking at you masturbating."

"..."

"You haven't told me what that means in English."

"Go to Baidu by yourself, and check the English-Chinese dictionary by yourself!"

"Well, Lan Qing, tell me how troublesome it is to look up the dictionary." Lai Xuchen started acting like a baby, and rubbed his face against Lu Lanqing's down jacket a few times, more provocative than sky, "It's like having a beautiful daughter-in-law in my family, I don't need to go out whoring again, do I? Is my analogy good?"

"Get out!" Lu Lanqing hated this kind of nonsensical metaphor the most, and Lai Xuchen was a vulgar person, so this kind of metaphor could come in handy.

"Come with me for ten rounds tonight, and I'll show you off right now." Lai Xuchen moved his face closer to Lu Lanqing, winking, as if you dare to promise me to get out.He thought that Lu Lanqing would not agree, and would raise his hand to give him a chestnut at any time.So he raised his hand slightly, always alert to Lu Lanqing's hand, ready to defend.

"Okay, show me one, ten rounds tonight." Unexpectedly, Lu Lanqing smiled bewilderedly, squinted at him slightly, and agreed.Lu Lanqing felt that Lai Xuchen wouldn't tell him about this kind of thing, so she smiled confidently and wanted to see how he would dismiss him.

In fact, he overestimated how well he knew people like Lai Xuchen.When Lai Xuchen heard that he agreed, his face instantly became thick as a city wall.He stuffed the cat food into Lu Lanqing's arms, ran around in place, and did a few warm-up exercises to stretch his muscles and bones.

"What are you doing?" Lu Lanqing didn't understand what he was doing at first.Then I saw him take a deep breath, raised his hands, moved his center of gravity forward, bent his knees, kicked his legs straight off the ground, and made several forward rolls on the ground.

Lai Xuchen stood up not far in front, patted the dust off his clothes, turned around and smiled at Lu Lanqing, with an inscrutable smile.Although that, in Lu Lanqing's view, was a lewd smile.

"Lan Qing, you are not allowed to go back on what you promised yourself!" Lai Xuchen walked back to Lu Lanqing, patted him on the shoulder, and said on his face: Only you can't think of it, and I can't do it.

"Ten rounds are for me to beat you. If you beat me, I don't want it." Lu Lanqing smiled and successfully won a round.

"Lu Lanqing, you are playing a scoundrel! Your words don't count, you liar!" Lai Xuchen's eyes widened when he found out that he had been cheated after the roll.

"To each other." Lu Lanqing smiled, brushed past Lai Xuchen, and slapped the cat food in his hand on his chest, "Take it."

"Lan Qing, you were not like this before. You didn't lie before. You have changed. You have changed. You actually lied to me and told me to go away. It seems that you don't love me anymore. You have learned badly... "There is probably a kind of person in this world who is out of control when chatting.Just like the current Lai Xuchen, he followed Lu Lanqing's ass and read all the way through the bitter scene.

The words "Apple Pie Apartment" appeared in front of her eyes. When Lu Lanqing walked to the door of the apartment, she stopped impatiently, looked at Lai Xuchen who was thinking about it with distaste, and said, "Are you finished? My ears are getting calloused." , can you be quiet for a while?"

"No, you lied to me, you lied to me, you lied to me..."

Lu Lanqing was helpless, rolled her eyes, and led him to the elevator, "You stand here."

Lai Xuchen didn't understand at first, so he really stood there, like a repeater: "You lied to me, you lied to me..."

Lu Lanqing kept smiling, took a deep breath, turned around, opened the door and walked in, turned around and looked at Lai Xuchen beside the elevator, waved her hand, and smiled goodbye.

"Ah? Lan Qing, don't!" Lai Xuchen had already seen that Lu Lanqing didn't intend to let him in, so he quickly strode forward, trying to block the door with his body, but ran too fast, rushed in head first, and stuck his neck in the door In the cracks, a feeling of dying.

Seeing him rushing over so recklessly, Lu Lanqing felt that he let go of the door, but before Lai Xuchen could feel the pain, he straightened up and rushed in to hug Lu Lanqing.He kicked the door and hurriedly pushed Lu Lanqing to the bed.

The wind brought by the fall blew Lu Lanqing's soft hair. He was pushed and bounced a little on the soft bed.Before he could resist, his hands were held down by Lai Xuchen and pressed against the quilt.

"Hmph, when it comes to bed, I'll make the decision." Lai Xuchen put one knee on Lu Lanqing's crotch, knelt on the bed, leaned over him, and smiled badly, "I told you to cry and stop every time you turn!"

After finishing speaking, Lai Xuchen lowered his head and kissed Lu Lanqing's lips, starting from the foreplay...