Difficult to raise children
Chapter 108 I am your old man!
After eating and drinking enough, Shen Hao and Shen Junyue practiced a few sets of boxing on the beach when they had nothing to do. Their mobile phones were turned off before boarding the plane, and there was no other entertainment. They couldn't just eat and hide in the tent Are you tired?
After punching, Shen Hao was led by Shen Junyue to do leapfrog on the beach. The two danced faster at the beginning to see who could complete a thousand jumps first. Shen Hao inevitably lost in this first practice.
Seeing Shen Junyue's triumphant appearance, Shen Hao was unconvinced and issued the challenge letter. This time, he did not compare speed or height. He took off on the spot and landed on the spot to see who could jump higher.
"Haha... If you want to beat me, you have to practice for at least another ten or eight years." Shen Junyue sat on the beach panting, this series of exercises was still exhausting.
Shen Hao sat opposite him, snorted coldly, and the two of them put their feet together to relieve each other's sore and weak legs.
"Don't be too happy too soon. After ten or eight years, you'll be old. Losing is a matter of course."
Shen Junyue's good mood was completely ruined by this sentence, he scratched Shen Hao's sole with his thumb, and asked anxiously: "Hao Hao, you won't think I'm always dumping me, will you?"
Shen Hao shrank his feet, his expression could not be seen clearly in the darkness, he only heard him ask indifferently: "What do you think?"
Shen Junyue felt that his worries were not unreasonable, "When I can't satisfy you in another 30 years, are you sure you won't go to steal fish?"
Shen Hao looked at him inexplicably, and still said lightly: "When you feel that you can't satisfy me, you can change me to satisfy you."
"... Grass!" Shen Junyue tensed up after hearing these words, he didn't expect Shen Hao to dare to make such an idea, Shen Junyue couldn't help shivering when he thought of how he was being oppressed after becoming an uncle.
Well, it's better not to think too far, otherwise, if you worry about accelerating aging too much, you will have to take advantage of Shen Hao.
But what Shen Hao thinks is, when the two of them are old in the future, they can hold hands and go for a walk together, drive a car together to travel, and watch the sunrise and sunset together, how pleasant would that be?
Therefore, two men with a gap in thought, one is a meat eater and the other is a vegetarian, there is no contradiction at all.
Shen Hao moved to Shen Junyue's side and lay on his lap as a pillow, recalling that he had had the same idea in his previous life, to find a good girl to grow old together and live a peaceful and stable life.
It's a pity that with Shen Junyue in this life, it's not difficult to want to grow old together, but it's probably impossible to be peaceful and stable.
"What are you thinking?" Shen Junyue asked while touching Shen Hao's face.
"I wonder if I'll dump you because you're too loud."
Shen Junyue paused, then ruthlessly pinched Shen Hao's face, and asked aggressively, "What did you just say?"
Could it be that Shen Junyue will be divorced by his son one day not because of old age but because he talks too much?
That's pretty cool!
Shen Hao bared his teeth in pain, but continued to prod: "I heard that people will have long-windedness when they are old, and you are already very noisy, so you can imagine how long-winded you will be when you get old. I have to consider my acceptance I can't bear it."
The corners of Shen Junyue's mouth twitched. Shen Hao was the only one in the world who thought he was noisy. Which of the soldiers would not want to chat with them more?
I really don't know the blessings in the blessings!
"Since you dislike dad's talkativeness, I'll be dumb from tomorrow!" See if I don't suffocate you to death!
"Don't, it's too strenuous for the dumb to communicate."
Shen Junyue was so angry that he lost his temper, "Then what do you want?"
"I'm hungry, why don't you catch fish for supper?" As soon as the words fell, Shen Hao's stomach gurgled.
He was just growing up, and he only ate dry food and exercised too much at night, and his energy was exhausted long ago.
Shen Junyue felt that he had to come up with the ability to make Shen Hao lustful, otherwise he would really consider himself dispensable.
"Then you go and get some dry firewood. Dad will show his hands tonight and bake you the most delicious fish in the world."
Shen Hao groaned again, licked his lips and swallowed, then got up with a grunt and ran to pick up firewood.
After Shen Junyue caught a fish and finished processing it, Shen Hao had just started the fire.
The father and son stood around the fire and stared at the fish roasting on the fire without blinking, their noses moved a few times from time to time, as greedy as a cat.
"Not ripe yet?"
"Don't worry, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, you need patience to eat delicious grilled fish."
"But why do I smell burnt?"
"Ah... can't it?..." Shen Junyue turned the fish around a few times, and he let out a sigh of relief after making sure that the skin was just a little burnt.
When they camped in the wild before, most of the fish they caught were cut into slices and eaten directly. How could they be so patient and roast slowly.
When Shen Hao saw his restless appearance, and then thought of his usual grandpa appearance, he understood everything.
After thinking about it again and again, he decided that filling his stomach was the most important thing, so he pushed Shen Junyue aside and automatically took over as the chef.
Shen Junyue opened his eyes wide and watched Shen Hao's skillful flipping. He also used a knife to make a few cuts on the fish, and skillfully sprinkled the seasoning on it, and the aroma soon spread.
"I really can't see it, you are very talented in cooking." Shen Junyue began to salivate while staring at the fish.
Those who were praised were indifferent, Shen Hao thought: Anyone who is used to it will have this kind of talent.
Finally sprinkled a layer of chili powder, Shen Hao announced to call it a day, holding the delicious grilled fish in front of Shen Junyue's eyes.
"Want to eat?"
Shen Junyue gritted his teeth and replied, "Nonsense!"
Shen Hao frowned, stretched out a finger towards him and shook, "Promise me one condition."
Shen Junyue endured it, continued to grind his teeth, and finally succumbed to the temptation of delicious food, and uttered a word: "Say!"
"From today onwards, you will be responsible for washing my clothes, preparing the ingredients for meals, and cleaning up after meals."
"Then what do you do?"
"Cooking, do you want to drink blood in the next half month?"
Shen Junyue thought helplessly: He will be threatened one day!And he was threatened by his own son.
He regrets it very much now, why didn't they think of cooking well by themselves when they were training for survival in the wild?
"How? Promise or not?"
Shen Junyue lingered on the grilled fish for a few moments, and finally nodded: "Deal!"
With this kind of tacit understanding, Shen Hao smiled and handed over the delicious food.
The two were separated by a wooden stick, one bit the belly of the fish, and the other bit the back of the fish.
"Hey, you've crossed the line!" Shen Hao shouted dissatisfied.
"Nonsense! Where have I gone?"
"Look at the gap on your side is obviously bigger than mine, you eat more than me!"
"I'm older than you. Isn't it normal that I'm taller, more muscular than you, and eat more than you?"
"Then I'm still growing, so I can't eat less!"
"Grass!" Shen Junyue grabbed the wooden stick, handed the whole fish to his mouth, and said while biting: "I caught this fish, without me, you can just eat biscuits!"
Not to be outdone, Shen Hao stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, "Don't forget that I grilled the fish, without me you are still eating coke!"
"Haohao, the most important character of a person is filial piety. I am your father!" It is said that at the age of three, his son knows how to grab things with his father now. How dare he expect him to take care of himself when he grows old? Shen Junyue instantly felt heartbroken. Broken.
Shen Hao curled his lips: "Do you also know that you are my father? Is there any father in the world who would rob his son for food?"
Shen Junyue was speechless, and he couldn't blame the parents of the world for being too great, so he turned the fish's head, "Come on, you eat the fish head and I eat the fish tail, whoever we are with!"
A fish weighing more than four catties was eaten by the two of them. Finally, Shen Junyue gnawed slowly with the fish tail in his mouth, and sighed: "I can't believe this is the first time you have done this."
Shen Hao hiccupped, lowered his head to hide the guilt on his face, and said calmly: "I said earlier, this kind of thing is very simple, just read it a few times."
After a satisfying meal, the two walked hand in hand on the beach. The half crescent moon had disappeared into the sky, leaving only the faint light of the stars all over the sky.
"It's getting late, wash up and go to bed."
After taking a brief bath in the sea, the two got into the tent and lay down.
Sleeping too much during the day, the father and son chatted without saying a word, until Shen Hao lost his mind and fell asleep on Shen Junyue's shoulder.
Shen Junyue adjusted his sleeping position, kissed his bare shoulder, and immediately tasted the salty taste of his mouth, "It seems that the first thing tomorrow is to find a freshwater lake to take a bath."
After punching, Shen Hao was led by Shen Junyue to do leapfrog on the beach. The two danced faster at the beginning to see who could complete a thousand jumps first. Shen Hao inevitably lost in this first practice.
Seeing Shen Junyue's triumphant appearance, Shen Hao was unconvinced and issued the challenge letter. This time, he did not compare speed or height. He took off on the spot and landed on the spot to see who could jump higher.
"Haha... If you want to beat me, you have to practice for at least another ten or eight years." Shen Junyue sat on the beach panting, this series of exercises was still exhausting.
Shen Hao sat opposite him, snorted coldly, and the two of them put their feet together to relieve each other's sore and weak legs.
"Don't be too happy too soon. After ten or eight years, you'll be old. Losing is a matter of course."
Shen Junyue's good mood was completely ruined by this sentence, he scratched Shen Hao's sole with his thumb, and asked anxiously: "Hao Hao, you won't think I'm always dumping me, will you?"
Shen Hao shrank his feet, his expression could not be seen clearly in the darkness, he only heard him ask indifferently: "What do you think?"
Shen Junyue felt that his worries were not unreasonable, "When I can't satisfy you in another 30 years, are you sure you won't go to steal fish?"
Shen Hao looked at him inexplicably, and still said lightly: "When you feel that you can't satisfy me, you can change me to satisfy you."
"... Grass!" Shen Junyue tensed up after hearing these words, he didn't expect Shen Hao to dare to make such an idea, Shen Junyue couldn't help shivering when he thought of how he was being oppressed after becoming an uncle.
Well, it's better not to think too far, otherwise, if you worry about accelerating aging too much, you will have to take advantage of Shen Hao.
But what Shen Hao thinks is, when the two of them are old in the future, they can hold hands and go for a walk together, drive a car together to travel, and watch the sunrise and sunset together, how pleasant would that be?
Therefore, two men with a gap in thought, one is a meat eater and the other is a vegetarian, there is no contradiction at all.
Shen Hao moved to Shen Junyue's side and lay on his lap as a pillow, recalling that he had had the same idea in his previous life, to find a good girl to grow old together and live a peaceful and stable life.
It's a pity that with Shen Junyue in this life, it's not difficult to want to grow old together, but it's probably impossible to be peaceful and stable.
"What are you thinking?" Shen Junyue asked while touching Shen Hao's face.
"I wonder if I'll dump you because you're too loud."
Shen Junyue paused, then ruthlessly pinched Shen Hao's face, and asked aggressively, "What did you just say?"
Could it be that Shen Junyue will be divorced by his son one day not because of old age but because he talks too much?
That's pretty cool!
Shen Hao bared his teeth in pain, but continued to prod: "I heard that people will have long-windedness when they are old, and you are already very noisy, so you can imagine how long-winded you will be when you get old. I have to consider my acceptance I can't bear it."
The corners of Shen Junyue's mouth twitched. Shen Hao was the only one in the world who thought he was noisy. Which of the soldiers would not want to chat with them more?
I really don't know the blessings in the blessings!
"Since you dislike dad's talkativeness, I'll be dumb from tomorrow!" See if I don't suffocate you to death!
"Don't, it's too strenuous for the dumb to communicate."
Shen Junyue was so angry that he lost his temper, "Then what do you want?"
"I'm hungry, why don't you catch fish for supper?" As soon as the words fell, Shen Hao's stomach gurgled.
He was just growing up, and he only ate dry food and exercised too much at night, and his energy was exhausted long ago.
Shen Junyue felt that he had to come up with the ability to make Shen Hao lustful, otherwise he would really consider himself dispensable.
"Then you go and get some dry firewood. Dad will show his hands tonight and bake you the most delicious fish in the world."
Shen Hao groaned again, licked his lips and swallowed, then got up with a grunt and ran to pick up firewood.
After Shen Junyue caught a fish and finished processing it, Shen Hao had just started the fire.
The father and son stood around the fire and stared at the fish roasting on the fire without blinking, their noses moved a few times from time to time, as greedy as a cat.
"Not ripe yet?"
"Don't worry, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, you need patience to eat delicious grilled fish."
"But why do I smell burnt?"
"Ah... can't it?..." Shen Junyue turned the fish around a few times, and he let out a sigh of relief after making sure that the skin was just a little burnt.
When they camped in the wild before, most of the fish they caught were cut into slices and eaten directly. How could they be so patient and roast slowly.
When Shen Hao saw his restless appearance, and then thought of his usual grandpa appearance, he understood everything.
After thinking about it again and again, he decided that filling his stomach was the most important thing, so he pushed Shen Junyue aside and automatically took over as the chef.
Shen Junyue opened his eyes wide and watched Shen Hao's skillful flipping. He also used a knife to make a few cuts on the fish, and skillfully sprinkled the seasoning on it, and the aroma soon spread.
"I really can't see it, you are very talented in cooking." Shen Junyue began to salivate while staring at the fish.
Those who were praised were indifferent, Shen Hao thought: Anyone who is used to it will have this kind of talent.
Finally sprinkled a layer of chili powder, Shen Hao announced to call it a day, holding the delicious grilled fish in front of Shen Junyue's eyes.
"Want to eat?"
Shen Junyue gritted his teeth and replied, "Nonsense!"
Shen Hao frowned, stretched out a finger towards him and shook, "Promise me one condition."
Shen Junyue endured it, continued to grind his teeth, and finally succumbed to the temptation of delicious food, and uttered a word: "Say!"
"From today onwards, you will be responsible for washing my clothes, preparing the ingredients for meals, and cleaning up after meals."
"Then what do you do?"
"Cooking, do you want to drink blood in the next half month?"
Shen Junyue thought helplessly: He will be threatened one day!And he was threatened by his own son.
He regrets it very much now, why didn't they think of cooking well by themselves when they were training for survival in the wild?
"How? Promise or not?"
Shen Junyue lingered on the grilled fish for a few moments, and finally nodded: "Deal!"
With this kind of tacit understanding, Shen Hao smiled and handed over the delicious food.
The two were separated by a wooden stick, one bit the belly of the fish, and the other bit the back of the fish.
"Hey, you've crossed the line!" Shen Hao shouted dissatisfied.
"Nonsense! Where have I gone?"
"Look at the gap on your side is obviously bigger than mine, you eat more than me!"
"I'm older than you. Isn't it normal that I'm taller, more muscular than you, and eat more than you?"
"Then I'm still growing, so I can't eat less!"
"Grass!" Shen Junyue grabbed the wooden stick, handed the whole fish to his mouth, and said while biting: "I caught this fish, without me, you can just eat biscuits!"
Not to be outdone, Shen Hao stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, "Don't forget that I grilled the fish, without me you are still eating coke!"
"Haohao, the most important character of a person is filial piety. I am your father!" It is said that at the age of three, his son knows how to grab things with his father now. How dare he expect him to take care of himself when he grows old? Shen Junyue instantly felt heartbroken. Broken.
Shen Hao curled his lips: "Do you also know that you are my father? Is there any father in the world who would rob his son for food?"
Shen Junyue was speechless, and he couldn't blame the parents of the world for being too great, so he turned the fish's head, "Come on, you eat the fish head and I eat the fish tail, whoever we are with!"
A fish weighing more than four catties was eaten by the two of them. Finally, Shen Junyue gnawed slowly with the fish tail in his mouth, and sighed: "I can't believe this is the first time you have done this."
Shen Hao hiccupped, lowered his head to hide the guilt on his face, and said calmly: "I said earlier, this kind of thing is very simple, just read it a few times."
After a satisfying meal, the two walked hand in hand on the beach. The half crescent moon had disappeared into the sky, leaving only the faint light of the stars all over the sky.
"It's getting late, wash up and go to bed."
After taking a brief bath in the sea, the two got into the tent and lay down.
Sleeping too much during the day, the father and son chatted without saying a word, until Shen Hao lost his mind and fell asleep on Shen Junyue's shoulder.
Shen Junyue adjusted his sleeping position, kissed his bare shoulder, and immediately tasted the salty taste of his mouth, "It seems that the first thing tomorrow is to find a freshwater lake to take a bath."
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