[Rebirth] Interstellar Counterattack Guide

The on-site auction enters □, and the most indispensable creature in the world is the nouveau riche.

What's more, there are upstarts who think they are awesome but are actually extremely sexy.

When this group of second and second creatures get together, the kind of wonderful chemical reaction that usually occurs, we call it - bragging.

In places like auctions where nouveau riche gather, we can also change the latter word.

Become: raise the price.

Regardless of race, regardless of galaxy, this kind of creature will always have one thing in common, that is, like a peacock that only spreads its tail, it will spare no effort to try to show off how rich it is to those around it, richer than others.

Things worth less than 50 were raised to 50. 80 was raised to [-].

He Zhishu silently counted the amount of money in his pocket, and less than [-]% of the purchase plans that could be implemented were completely cancelled.

His sharp eyes turned around among the crew members, and finally fell on the nervous Ivan: "Ivan, you stay and take care of He Xiaocao. Let's sneak into the backstage and bring Gun Gun back."

Ivan felt at ease, but at the same time he was in a complicated mood: "Because I'm a dedicated logistics staff?"

He Zhishu: "No, because I made an exception and appointed you He Zhicao's special nanny."

Ivan: "..."

Wait, when will there be a part-time captain on board, did you give me a raise?

Ever since he knew that Gun Gun had become an auction item, He Xiaocao had been listless. Although Gun Gun was only a mouse, it was also a mouse that He Zhicao had raised since childhood.

He's already scratching his rolling tail at an age when he's just lying on the bathroom floor and nibbling on soap like candy.Over the years, they have virtually become part of their family.

Although it was He Zhishu who brought the mouse home, the person closest to it is actually He Zhicao.

Assas said in the calmest tone: "The first phase of the auction is coming to an end, and the next batch of auction items should be delivered from the warehouse backstage during the intermission."

And this is a very good opportunity.

After harvesting He Zhicao's healing words: "Come on, Dad!", He Zhishu maintained a smile that rose from the corners of his mouth to the roots of his ears, and rubbed his head, which felt good in the hand, "I will definitely give you a roll!" bring back."

This operation was led by Cui Jianchong and Assas as the vanguard.

One of these two has been wandering in and out of the stars all year round, and the other has also been active in the Milky Way as a mercenary.

For them, sneaking into work is probably as handy as peeling a piece of fruit.

Just like what Asas said, during the intermission, the auctioneer really started to arrange people to get the next stage of auction items.

……

Several tall and burly Turbers wearing large-caliber weapons were led by two alert and agile Miruos, and escorted a car of cargo boxes sealed with titanium alloy through the backstage aisle.

The Turbers are well-known meat shields, and their role here is no different from the potato wall in Plants vs. Zombies who sacrificed themselves in exchange for time to resist zombies.

The Miruo people have pointed and thin ears, and their heads can turn freely like owls. They are the most sensitive creatures in the entire Hubble K89 galaxy, and they can clearly detect the surrounding movements.

He Zhishu and his group waited for them to pass through the aisle next door with bated breath.

Now they are in the outermost audience passage backstage, which probably can only lead to meaningless places like toilets or utility rooms.

He Zhishu turned to Assas with a straight face: "Do you think we can break into the auction house's cargo warehouse from the toilet?"

Michael quickly replied: "It's not necessarily true, I can help you get in there, but I need to get the floor plan of the auction house..."

He Zhishu and Assas looked at each other, and they both saw the same thing in each other's eyes: "...what are you so enthusiastic about?" Scientist brother, you probably haven't even met our mouse three times, right?

Michael giggled guiltyly: "Well, if I can help you enter the warehouse of the auction house, then I can also get two pieces by the way..."

He Zhishu: "..." The captain said earnestly, "The warehouse of the auction house is not the vegetable market in your backyard. You can go there and pick two radishes and throw them into the basket and take them away to settle the money at the end of the month."

Michael: "...you can't even get in now!"

At this time, Ivan, who had been hearing all this through the communicator, said very sadly: "Well, I think I can handle this matter."

He Zhishu: "Can you go to the vegetable market and pick two radishes to pay at the end of the month?"

Ivan: "...No!" He turned on his specially configured portable smart computer and explained, "Captain, have you forgotten what I used to do?"

"Handyman?"

Ivan: "..."

He Zhishu thought for a while, and gave a more precise answer: "Dishwasher?"

Ivan was so sad and angry that he wanted to cry: "It's a hacker! A hacker!"

He Zhishu suddenly said: "Oh, indeed, this setting has been forgotten for a long time and I won't remember it for a while."

Ivan furiously pointed his fingers like flying on the holographic keyboard, and it didn't take long for him to prove with practical actions that he was not just picking radishes in the vegetable market, and his specialization in surgery was not a handyman washing dishes: "It's done, I Using wireless signals to hack into the core of the security system of the auction venue, here is the floor plan I sent over here."

He Zhishu: "... well done, I will give you a raise when I go back."

The floor plan impressively shows that the warehouse for storing the auction items is arranged in a very tight place, and you generally want to sneak in without warning... unless you are the security guard who is guarding it, or you are a high-end VIP customer of this auction.

Ivan murmured: "A high-level VIP customer...what is it?"

I don’t know why Michael, who is very knowledgeable about this aspect, said: “This is a special service that is only given to the highest-ranking dignitaries in the auction, and it includes a special privilege-you can enter and exit the auctioned goods at will. warehouse to pick whatever suits your fancy.”

It is estimated that it is impossible for them to obtain this high-end and high-end treatment before the end of this auction.

Michael: "Unless there are high-level VIP customers who can lend us a privilege card."

He Zhishu noticed the word: "Privilege card?"

He raised his eyelids and looked carefully at the floor plan of the auction house that Ivan sent over, and suddenly said, "The high-level VIP boxes don't seem to be far from us?"

Except for Assas who raised his eyebrows with great interest, the expressions of everyone else were: "..."

He Zhishu: "No one gave me a better and safer method within 30 seconds. Let's go to the VIP box and find that poor bully." He said ruthlessly.

30 seconds?

Not enough time to pick a tooth!

Cui Jianchong pondered, and said, "Captain, the security personnel in the VIP box here may be more difficult than those in the auction house."

He Zhishu old god is here: "Then we can change the method, we can't break through by force, we can outsmart."

Cui Jianchong: "..."

Assas showed a malicious mocking smile: "I guess he is wondering where the 'wisdom' of us people is."

He Zhishu twitched his lips, turned around and strode towards the box.

The rest of the crew quickly followed and watched as their captain made a 'be quiet' gesture to them when they were about to walk in front of a door. Some shirts, put on a humble smile full of business taste, and knocked on the door openly: "Hello, room service."

After a while, the door opened wide, and someone came: "We didn't call room service."

He Zhishu smiled back: "I must have made a mistake. I'm sorry to have delayed your time."

The door slammed heavily in front of him. It seemed that the alien had indeed been delayed for some time, so he was not in a happy mood.

The crowd gathered around, and Michael said without vision: "It seems that you, Mr. Captain, are also 'outsmarting' very well~"

He Zhishu was very calm: "Don't forget that you are just a hitchhiker."

Michael: "...that doesn't change the fact that you were rejected!"

He Zhishu chose to look at him with mocking eyes this time: "Has the IQ of the logistics and civilian staff lost their reading? If I want to go into that room, even if the owner of the room doesn't welcome me, I can still do it." Come and go with ease."

Michael murmured: "What's wrong with hindsight."

He Zhishu: "The one who opened the door just now was a Kaka star."

Michael froze.

Then he asked strangely: "How do you know, although the Kaka star is a very brutal and violent race, but I think he looks okay, maybe it's a rumor? And he looks similar to you and me, which eye do you have?" Do you recognize him as a Kaka star?"

He Zhishu: "...you must have never read the book. The most important feature of the Kaka star is that his whole body glows and heats up in the dark. It is daytime now, so he only has a faint halo on his body, and it is difficult to be recognized by others. I found that the Kaka star people are the most sensitive at this time. They will explode at one point!"

He Zhishu cleared his throat: "Okay, next one, let you continue to experience the power of 'outsmarting', cheating activists."

Michael must be suffering from a disease that will die if you don't speak up: "...What if there is still a murderous visitor?"

He Zhishu turned his head and looked at Assas without hesitation: "Even if a dinosaur came out, wouldn't you still be behind me?"

Michael: "What if he can't fight?"

He Zhishu was so annoyed by the question, he asked: You can come and try it yourself. "

He went and knocked on the door of the second private box.

Unlike everyone's expectations, there was no strange evil race in this door, but an old face they were familiar with that shouldn't appear here.

He Zhishu: "...Quick, why are you here?"

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The author has something to say: Hello everyone, here is the author who is as long as a foot wrap. The author has something to say, which has nothing to do with the main text... If you are not interested, you can skip QUQ

Sorry everyone for not updating in time these two days.

I think it is necessary for me to explain why the update has been suspended for the past two days... It is because I went to watch the uproar in Jinjiang in the past two days.

Let me begin by expressing my condolences for the sadly passed away author.

I wish Qing Geda all the best.

Qing Ge Yipian is a writer of romance essays, to be honest, I haven't read any of her essays.But as the author of the same website, when I heard such news, I immediately went to her column with a heavy heart, and saw a note asking for leave in her latest serial article: the content is roughly a few days off for work. In other places, the length of this article is not long, and she will try to finish it before the end of the year.

However, during the days when she was going to other places, an accident happened.

Qing Ge's readers can't wait for this article to finish any longer, and she will never be able to finish this work years ago.

As Jinjiang Guanbo said, this article has become a swan song.

I can't help but feel anxious when I think about it.

Jinjiang officially released the obituary, and the webmaster Bing Xin personally posted a post saying that the follow-up income from Qing Ge's work will still be handed over to her family.

At this time, we all feel very sad.

Unexpectedly, just after the official Weibo of Jinjiang released Qing Ge's obituary, a signed writer from an external site suddenly appeared to question the authenticity of Qing Ge's death, and threatened that she had faked her death because she avoided an apology for plagiarism.

I was shocked with all the friends on the Internet at that time!

What kind of weird brain circuit can use the greatest malice to speculate on the truth of a deceased person's death at this time?

At that time, the people in Jinjiang erupted in denunciation against the author named Sanyue Muxue.I also partake in it out of disbelief and outrage at the behavior.

The author named Sanyue Muxue also felt that her Weibo post was inappropriate, so she said that she would immediately post the detailed story of Qing Geyi's plagiarism and Qing Geyi's chat records with her.

Everyone in Jinjiang waited for three hours, and she finally posted the chat records between Qing Geyi and Sanyue Muxue on Weibo as she said before.

The content is that Qing Ge took the initiative to find Sanyue Muxue, and then confessed that her article was inspired by a novel of hers, and was willing to transfer the after-tax income of this article to Sanyue Muxue, but was rejected by Sanyue Muxue. Ask her to make a public apology.

At that time, this chat record was questioned by all Jinjiang people including me.The reason is that this record was sent too late, and the time displayed in the chat was just before she posted Weibo, and the date was not displayed, and it was not the tone and Q number that Qing Geyi usually used, and it was not her usual font.

I have to say sorry for this, because I did not take a reasonable view of this matter and this record with a severely biased eye.This chat record is actually true. The next morning, Qing Geyiyi's family sent a Weibo to prove it, and apologized to Muxue Sanyue, readers and Jinjiang according to Qinggeyiyi's last wish.

That was supposed to be the end of the matter.

I should also calm down and return to the bright road of updating on time and saving red flowers for full attendance.

But the follow-up effect of this incident is that everyone began to question whether Qing Ge Yipian plagiarized Sanyue Muxue.

Because from the beginning to the end, Qing Ge just said that after reading Sanyue Muxue's article, she got the inspiration from writing the short story that was accused of plagiarism.

But the original words of Sanyue Muxue are, except for the setting structure, the writing style is similar, and some descriptive sentences have been changed, but the meaning is still the same.

Then the war begins.

The readers of Sanyue Muxue think that Qing Geyi has already admitted her mistake, and you still want to clear her up.However, the readers of Qing Ge Yi Yi thought that the two articles did not constitute plagiarism at all, and asked the readers of Sanyue Muxue to come up with a comparison of plagiarism.

Since no one can come up with the comparison in the end, and I haven't read these two articles, so I won't comment too much on it.

Afterwards, Muxue in March also posted on Weibo to admit her previous negligence in words and deeds.

I would like to apologize to everyone for the previous behavior of malicious speculation.

Paying attention to the above events is the reason why I did not update the day before yesterday.

Then the turning point of the matter, which is also the reason why I haven't updated it yesterday, is a divine development last night.

During the debate between readers on both sides, someone suddenly discovered that the novel that Mu Xue used to question Qing Ge's plagiarism was itself a plagiarized work by her.

As for Mu Xue’s other novels in March, so far, a post-2000 published article called "Charming Jiangshan" has been picked up. So far, the copy and paste of the text has more than 90% of the plagiarized one published in 1998. books.

When the comparison of plagiarism was posted on the forum one after another, I recalled that after the death of Qing Geyi, Muxue said that she plagiarized her work and demanded a public apology. In the end, she herself was a hateful person. Plagiarists, this kind of act of being a bitch and erecting a torii made the anger of the masses reach its peak.

When the masses expressed their desire to contact the original author and the publisher, this March Muxue suddenly began to delete her Weibo.

That's right, she deleted all of her 1803 Weibo posts within a few hours, including the previous letter of apology for questioning the truth of Qing Ge's death, deleted her photo album and all private information, and even modified her Weibo profile picture and Weibo profile. name.

Anyone with a discerning eye could tell at a glance that she was about to escape.

Because online plagiarism is still in a legal gray area.

However, she plagiarized a novel published 12 years earlier, and that plagiarized work was also published for profit.If she really goes through judicial procedures, she will lose money during the Chinese New Year, and it is not just a matter of reputation damage.

What is even more ironic is that these two novels, which have been separated by several years, are almost identical so far except for the title of the novel and the names of the characters, and they are actually published by the same publishing house.

Later, some indignant netizens found the original author, and the original author also felt angry at such abominable act of plagiarism, and very boldly stated that he would sue the plagiarist together with the publishing house.

At present, other enthusiastic netizens are still actively collecting evidence of plagiarism from other works of this Sanyue Muxue, and contacting other original authors who were plagiarized by her.

And the original source of her plagiarism is really varied, including not only published articles, but also online articles, Baidu Encyclopedia does not miss a single word, the deceased author of the Qing Dynasty, currently March Muxue has locked all published articles... But you know , we still have the legendary pirate network 0v0 who is so insane that the author hates it so much that he can't wait to put them all in a villain and soak them in a pigsty

Now that things have come to this, I have to say one thing——

Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, the way of heaven is like reincarnation, if you don’t believe me, look up, who is bypassed by the sky!

I let out a long sigh of relief and turned off Weibo.

Then I found out………… Ah, the update didn’t write QUQ

And... I posted a new article next month, if you have time, please go and bookmark it QUQ