[Rebirth] Interstellar Counterattack Guide
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Tooth, it's a well-bred mouse!Be the elite of the mouse world!It is not rare to bite the general brittle metal!
He Zhishu laughed softly.
"Thank you."
This is Assas's 'Welcome Back'.
So classmate He Zhishu pushed forward to get close to the alien, and lay down on the sofa behind him very impolitely: "What are you doing?"
When he asked this question, he saw that the perspective of the screen on the screen was changing rapidly, and there was a small person in the center of the screen that looked exactly like a real person flying around.
He Zhishu was stunned for a moment: "Online game?" Looking at the attribute panel in the upper left corner, this number is already quite high, with powerful attributes, and is covered in gold, which clearly shows that it has entered the class of local tyrants.
After you came back from the fucking meow, you squatted at home for so many days and didn't even call me. Are you playing this broken game?
He Zhishu suddenly felt a sense of crisis, "Isn't it my money that you spent on playing games?"
Assas raised the corner of his mouth: "How is it possible."
The character of Assas on the screen is a young man who is very different from his appearance. He is dressed in a golden robe and a bright and colorful sword at his waist, making it the legendary lightness skill. Flying over the eaves and walking on the wall, so happy.
Rao He Zhishu, who has never had much contact with entertainment information, also knows that most online games now have two operation modes-one is to let the game characters act according to the player's will according to the originally designed actions; It is to synchronize the character's actions with the player's thinking, so that the character can do whatever you want.
But not many people do it well.
Because people's thinking itself is easy to escape, there are many people who want to do something one second, and immediately overthrow it the next second.
This is like you are manipulating your character to kill monsters, and suddenly you are hungry and want to eat bean paste buns.Your character will immediately stop and head back to the city to buy a red bean paste bun.
No matter whether the monster has only 1 blood left, no matter whether the character is in the Himalayas or the deep sea snowfield.It will overcome external difficulties, unswervingly find the bean paste bun that the player wants to eat in his mind, and eat it with satisfaction.
The manipulation method chosen by Assas is the second one.
While He Zhishu was amazed at his smooth and smooth operation, he suddenly found that two waddling trumpets, a man and a woman, were closely following Asas.These two accounts were staggered by | manipulation, and their movements were stiff as if they were not familiar with the game mode at all. It was obvious that they were completely newbies, and it was very likely that they had never even played similar online games.
He Zhishu was surprised and gossiped: "You actually have the time to take a trumpet? Who is it?"
Assas raised his head calmly: "Your parents."
He Zhishu: "..."
He happened to see a bubble from the male villain on the screen: "Xiao Sa, where is the particularly powerful XX you mentioned."
Assas replied calmly: "I'll be there soon."
Male villain: "Oh, it's really hard work for you to lead us to upgrade these days."
Assas: "Nothing."
He Zhishu: “……………………………”
So this is the reason why his parents' affection for the splinter has increased so much these days!Your two elders are suddenly addicted to games, why I don't know at all!
I haven't waited for him to make any comments.Suddenly, a man jumped out of nowhere from the top of the hill where they were.
This account came up to do nothing else, he cut He Tianqing's character to death with a single blow, and then ran away quickly.
……
……
He Tianqing popped the bubble belatedly: "...Eh? Why did my screen turn gray?"
Asasas, who was the nearest bystander, hadn't responded yet, and He Zhishu, who was a child outside the screen, had already exploded: "...Damn! Hurry up and chop him up!"
Lao Tzu who dares to touch Lao Tzu, even if he is a game character, can't do it!
☆, My family has grown up with a ball
Assas's character leaped into the air like a Lin Yan, and followed the attacker's escape route all the way. He was more flexible in operation than the opponent and had better performance than the opponent. He chased the attacker in less than half a minute. His breathing was unsteady, and when his speed slowed down, he was swung in the head by Assas's great sword—swish!
That's a bloody mess with brains overflowing.
The corner of He Zhishu's mouth twitched, and Yu Xin couldn't bear to turn his head away.
This game has a simulated reality system. According to the player's personal configuration, the murder can be simulated from no blood at all to 100% restoration of the murder scene.
Obviously Assas chose to restore 100%.
The other party fell miserably in a large amount of red blood, and the white light of the body flashed, returning to life.
After avenging his father and returning to the original place, He Tianqing had already discovered the fact that his head was in a different place, so he revived in place and meditated to recuperate.And Mama He, who could only stand aside stupidly because of improper operation, disappeared.
Seeing Asas come back, a layer of air bubbles appeared on the head of the meditating villain: "Meiyue went to cook lunch, I'm going to eat too, thank you Xiaosa, Ashu is discharged from the hospital today, the family will trouble you a lot. "
After speaking, the character disappears.
He Zhishu looked embarrassed, his parents' life in their later years was so unsatisfactory, they must have fun in the virtual world?This is also his carelessness as a child.Just imagine that he hasn't been back much since he was admitted to the hospital. He's father and mother are about to retire, and he doesn't know what entertainment they usually have.Playing games like this now is a harmless and good pastime.
Thinking about it this way, he felt more relieved, and curious about the game: "How long have my parents been playing this game, and how long have you been playing it?"
Assas said casually: "Why, do you want to come together?"
He Zhishu shook his head.
He wouldn't rush to find time to waste his studies. The captain's exam is coming soon. Instead of spending time fighting with strangers in the virtual world for some unknown reason, he might as well memorize two more important points.
It stands to reason that the first thing for people discharged from the hospital should be to take a shower to get rid of bad luck.
It is best to put a vat of hot water at a suitable temperature, and soak the whole body in it without naked body, so that the whole body will be scalded comfortably, and the whole body will melt away and lie in the pool without wanting to get up.
But He Zhishu was cruelly deprived of this fun.
The bathtub in his house has long been turned into a petri dish for the alien split body. I don't know what it looks like after he has been away for so many days. Is it still a ball?
He Zhishu took off his coat and opened the shower curtain. Ten seconds later, he exited the bathroom with a wooden face, and waved to Assas in the living room: "Assas, come here."
For the first time ever, the alien obeyed the order of the earthlings, and when he came over, He Zhishu, who had discovered the New World, pulled him to look at the splinter that fell from him in the bathtub: "Look, there seems to be something growing on it." what?"
Not like.
There was indeed a small palm protruding from the ball, which was white and soft, translucent. He Zhishu could only vaguely see the outline of the five fingers, but he couldn't tell whether it was the left hand or the right hand.
It's a wonderful feeling.
If you have to say it, it's like someone squeezed a small hand out of a piece of crystal plasticine.
Disgusting is still very disgusting, but the cuteness has also begun to subtly rise.
Will it grow other arms and legs in the future?Finally turned into a Nezha?
He Zhishu was amused by the bare-bottomed boy waving red silk that emerged in his mind. He lay on the side of the bathtub and giggled for a while, and asked, "Does it feel?"
Assas leaned against the wall with his arms folded, his expression on his face was much softer: "You can try."
Say try and try.So the black-haired earthman stretched out an index finger, and lightly touched the tip of that little hand, feeling a little bit of temperature higher than that of Assas, and the soft hand seemed to turn into a puddle with a pinch. His little fingers moved tremblingly, holding him gently.
Even though he knew this ball was a living thing before, it was only at this time that He Zhishu had the consciousness that this thing was 'alive' for the first time.
And this disgusting and cute feeling, could it be the legendary disgusting cuteness?
The earthlings looked like they wanted to laugh but also frowned, they were so confused that they didn't know what to say.
The split body has not yet grown into intelligent organs such as the brain, but it can already respond slightly to the outside world.
Assas: "The split body is growing well, and it will grow into a human form in about three months."
This is the first time He Zhishu heard him talk about the splinter: "Will he look like you?" God bless you, don't, one splinter named Asas is enough, and another Wouldn't his peaceful life as a young man be gone forever?
No, since when did he have the illusion that he can still live in peace.
"No, the appearance of the cleavage changes according to the surrounding environment when it grows," Assas said.
He Zhishu just felt incredible: "Then what does it eat? Warm water?"
Assas: "In general, we can consume any food that provides calories."
He Zhishu: "Oh, then when this thing grows up, will you bring it back to your planet?"
For a moment the room was silent.
After a while, Assas reached out and patted his head, and said lightly: "Don't ask so many questions, go out and make lunch, your pet is already biting the cage."
He Zhishu was shocked by his expression that naturally changed the subject: "Can't you make canned food yourself! Get out of here, I want to brush my teeth, wash my face and go back to the house to sleep well..." Just now, I felt that the splinter monster had a pleasant face It must be his illusion!
After being forcibly taken from the bathroom and taken into the kitchen, He Zhishu thought so.
Days seemed to be back to the way Assas had just started popping into the apartment.In addition to some subtle changes in the atmosphere between the two of them, He Zhishu also gradually got used to the little life soaking in the bathtub.
Every day, in the eyes of the earthlings, the outline of that little hand becomes clearer.
It will give a little reaction under light touch.
When He Zhishu realized it, he was already full of love for this group of things that should have made him extremely disgusted.
Damn, that's not a good sign.
While He Zhishu had a deep self-examination, he stretched out his hand and flicked the whole ball back and forth in the water.
——Why did the hands grow first instead of the head?
Earthlings are thinking seriously.
……
After He Zhishu resumed his normal class schedule, Long Feng went to find him once.
As soon as he met this slicing maniac, he lined up the experimental equipment in front of him excitedly, "How are you resting at home these days? Did you take the medicine on time as I said?"
The medicine he is talking about is an internal body index detector, which can record the physical data of the person who takes the medicine within eight hours after taking the medicine.
Long Feng frantically gave a full bottle, and He Zhishu poured them all into the toilet when he got home.
I haven't seen the professor for two weeks and added a lot of things to his office.
And all of them are valuable.
What kind of specimens of eight-eyed squirrels, skeletons of 380 species of creatures in the OH galaxy—people in the OH galaxy are as big as thumbs, and 380 white thumb skeletons are lined up on the wall cabinet... Can you imagine that there are How creepy.
Long Feng is a man who can enjoy life very much, and he has strong financial support behind him, which makes his office the most comfortable office in the entire Starfleet Academy.
Even the dean would take the opportunity to give a lecture every three days and come and sit on the cushion he wove from the hair of the Maike star.
——It is said that this cushion will make you feel as relaxed and comfortable as floating on clouds.
But now, our rich and powerful Professor Long is placing himself securely on that soft cushion, with his hands clasped against his chest, with a serious expression rarely seen in ten years on his face: "He Zhishu, what is this?" I came to you for the first time for two reasons."
"First thing, our sister planet Mars is going to hold a biological academic exchange meeting, and one of your Martian classmates strongly recommended you to go with me."
He Zhishu immediately knew who the recommender was.
Unexpectedly, he hinted back and forth, up and down, left and right, that this alien exchange student girl still had a deep affection for him.
In class yesterday, she shyly handed a small note to his desk with her tentacles, saying that she could take him to meet his parents if he had the chance.
He Zhishu also wondered how he could meet those two old men when he lived deep in the earth.
It turned out to be waiting for him here.
Seeing that he listened in, Long Feng nodded: "The second thing is about your alien friend."
He Zhishu thought to himself, the main event is coming.
"I finally found the information about the mysterious Yake star, but it's a pity that it's not in the public database of the galaxy, but in the latest interstellar arrest warrant." Long Feng waved his finger, called up a piece of video data and projected it on Hezhi In front of the tree, "Do you remember the S-class wanted criminal in the Hubble K89 galaxy I mentioned to you? According to the wanted warrant, he happens to be an Akist."
He Zhishu was unmoved: "So what, there are tens of thousands of Yake people."
Long Feng interrupted him: "No, only the last one is left."
He Zhishu was taken aback: "...what?"
"About six interstellar years ago, the interstellar patrol of the Hubble K89 galaxy went to the Yake star for routine data inspection, and found that it had become a waste star. All the people of the Yake star died without any explanation. And the Yake star Nemesis is a planet with very occluded information, and its technological level is equivalent to that of Earth 1000 years ago."
"If your friend is really an Akist, he must be the last one."
☆、I am waiting for you on Mars
Receiving such heavy news from Long Feng, He Zhishu was in a daze all the way home, with no idea in his heart. In the short two-kilometer journey, he bumped into a street light pole four times and stepped on the inspection well twice. In the end, they followed a cleaning robot all the way to the next building.
The protracted arrest warrant was sent by Long Feng to his backup mailbox.
After returning home, without even looking at Assas who was squatting in the living room, he rushed directly into the study and locked the door, and opened the wanted warrant under the dim light with a heavy heart.
Interstellar arrest warrant is a complicated and cumbersome thing like an English-Chinese translation dictionary. The wanted persons range from the eight generations of their ancestors, down to diet and daily life, and even a few pieces of straw paper for the big one, and a few shakes for the small one, all will be clearly and clearly recorded in the The case is for people all over the universe to watch and identify.
Therefore, there have also been criminals who couldn't stand the exposure of their sex too thoroughly, and voluntarily surrendered to ask for leniency and recalled the arrest warrant.
But the S-class wanted criminal from the Hubble K89 galaxy strangely left no information except for his height, size and race, just like he had fallen from the sky.
And his charges are even more unbelievable.
"The crime of destroying the planet."
When Long Feng uttered this word, He Zhishu responded with an expression of "Are you fucking kidding me?" '.
The linguistics professor explained to him unhurriedly: "This is what it means when translated into Earth language. The Akkers are a well-known long-lived race in the Hubble K89 galaxy. It has been tens of thousands of years old, and they can still crush rocks with bare hands, so the number of their race is not large."
However, no matter how powerful the race is, they all have their inherent weaknesses. It is a pity that no one knows what their weaknesses are except the Yakians themselves.
Yake Planet is a subsidiary planet, and almost all the technology on it comes from other planets.
After such a terrible disaster, the Interstellar Police Union found the only video record on Ark.
The image was very vaguely showing a scene - a humanoid object in the shape of an adult man, piercing through the body of an Akist with his bare hands, and after throwing his body aside like garbage, he walked out of the sea of flames that erupted for unknown reasons. Boarded a small spaceship and left Yake.
The spaceship was finally found on an asteroid, and from the DNA left on it, it was certain that the last pilot was an Akist.
……
Walking out of the study, He Zhishu was still in a daze. He saw Assas nestled on the sofa as usual, holding his computer and controlling some kind of online game.
The alien looked up and noticed that he was hesitating to speak, feeling weird, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, pretending to sneer: "What's the matter, has our captain encountered a difficult point again?"
Contrary to Assas' expectations, He Zhishu didn't push back stiffly as usual, but opened his mouth and lowered his head in confusion.
My fucking meow is a dangerous person who is struggling with what level you are.
How did you know that the surface of the tree was as sinking as water, and the grass mud horse in my heart was so irritable that I wanted to rush out of the Milky Way.
Looking at it horizontally and vertically, this splinter monster is not as vicious as it is said in the wanted notice. If it is a fugitive wanted by the whole universe, he can still live and play games at his house.
Besides, the last Yak is not reliable at all.
Isn't there a new one growing in his bathtub?
He's father taught him that too much entanglement is easy to be bald.
So He Zhishu decided to temporarily abandon this topic, put on a normal expression and approached the computer: "Are you still playing this game with my parents?"
Seeing that he had returned to normal, Assas didn't say anything: "You|mother has given up, but your father is still going on."
Thinking about it, Tao Meiyue is a well-known chef. She doesn't regard cooking as a job skill, but the kind who really likes to cook and love food.
Even if you are idle at home, you can tinker with pots, pans and pans every day. He Zhishu learned his skills from her.The nerdy hobby of playing online games is indeed more suitable for Dad He who is an ordinary company employee.
I don't know what the unique charm of this game is. He Zhishu has been seeing Assas addicted to it since he came back from the hospital.
Its visuals are quite good. The background of the world view is the ancient Chinese dynasty more than 2000 years ago. Every scene is antique and beautiful.Just to cater to the great interstellar era, many strange alien races were added. Although the official said, how do you know that there were no aliens in the Celestial Dynasty at that time?
But in the picture of the beautiful Qionglou Yuyu, a big human-shaped frog suddenly got into the picture, followed by a green tentacle monster...however you look at it, it makes people throw the table and play.
On the screen, Assas's golden-clothed sword character was standing motionless on a rock. After 3 minutes, Assas still didn't want him to move at all.
He Zhishu was puzzled: "What are you doing?"
Assas leaned on the sofa comfortably, with soft and broken hair hanging down from his forehead, making him seem leisurely and lazy. He pointed to the still corner of the picture with his finger, where there was a very inconspicuous grass, but Hidden very conspicuously is a player who is hunched over and waiting for an opportunity.
This player looks very familiar... He Zhishu snorted, "Isn't this the guy who attacked my dad last time?" Later, he was chased back by Assas for two streets, and it was too easy to solve , so he was automatically given the title of 'rookie' in He Zhishu's mind.
Assas said with a deep smile: "He has been with me for several days, it seems that he will not give up until he kills me to take revenge."
... This behavior can only be described as boring.
He Zhishu twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "Where is my dad, how is he doing?"
As a filial son, although he was very concerned about his father's leisure entertainment, it felt a little inappropriate to call him directly and ask him how he was playing online games.
We can only get news from Assas.
Assas: "I should be doing low-level tasks now. He asked me to play with it for a few days and then said that he would not bother me."
He Zhishu: "... Forget it, I'll create an account too." He went back to his room to move out of the computer that had received the arrest warrant before, and soon finished the registration and installation, and entered the game to create a character.
After a while, a pink and tender little loli appeared on the screen.
In the face of Assas's meaningful gaze, He Zhishu justified and said: "I just don't want my dad to know that I also play games." Being a child is always embarrassing to do things that are not proper in front of your parents. No matter how good the reason is.He guessed that Father He would never have imagined that his son would act shyly as a transvestite and play Lolita, pretending to be a passerby and running to strike up a conversation with him.
Obviously Assas couldn't understand the deep concerns and painstaking efforts of the people on Earth, so he continued to focus on the game.
He Zhishu also loved to play games all his life, but it was difficult to find the feeling after being abandoned for more than a decade and a half. After finishing the novice tasks stumbled, he lamented that the online games in the future world are still this old-fashioned task mode. Send a message later Touch a fish or something for a while.
The fish in this moat are almost gone. Roadside stall proprietress, why haven't you developed into a chain fast food restaurant yet?
Finally able to enter the main city, suddenly a red light appeared on the screen, and He Zhishu saw that he was seriously injured and fell to the ground in the blink of an eye, blood flowing like a river.
He Zhishu: "..." From the post-mortem perspective, on the gray and white screen, the guy who was poking his head behind Assas just now came out braggingly, dancing the cha-cha dance in front of his corpse.
...Is there anything wrong with this person's head?
Assas turned his face: "Just now he finally couldn't help sneaking up on me, and I killed him back to the city."
Logically speaking, this person should not know that he knew Assas, that is to say, he was just being rebelled against and wanted to kill the trumpet for fun?
This is how bad the two are.
He Zhishu laughed angrily instead.
When he looked up and saw that it had been three hours since he installed the game, he suddenly felt addicted to the game and wasted his time. He quickly logged off the computer and shut down the computer. He sat down and said to Assas: "In three days, I will go to Mars."
The result of discussing and weighing with Long Feng is that he still thinks it is necessary for him to attend the academic exchange meeting, although he is only as Long Feng's assistant.
They will probably stay there for a week, and A-Gump will go with him.
Unfortunately, within a week, Assas can only cook and take care of the ball in the bathtub by himself.
Oh, by the way, I have to help him feed Roll.
He Zhishu couldn't help gloating at the thought of this.
This Assas just killed a BOSS, turned around and said lightly: "It's just right, I'm going to Mars too."
He Zhishu only felt that he was arguing with himself: "I am going to participate in the exchange meeting, and I cannot bring my family."
Assas raised his head: "I'm going to participate in the offline gathering of players of "Swordsman Love Interstellar Edition" held by Mars."
……WTF?
He Zhishu: "You pay for the round-trip airship ticket yourself!"
Assas: "The party organizer specially invited me to participate, and they will reimburse me for my spaceship ticket."
Now I can't help but know that Shu is not curious: "Why did they invite you?"
Assas turned the computer to his side, and a row of golden characters on the screen was proclaiming to the world: "Congratulations to the player 'It's troublesome to think of names' for winning the championship in this Galaxy single-player martial arts competition. Let us dedicate our sincerest blessing of!"
He Zhishu: "...What kind of stupid name is this?!"
☆, take the family and mouth to Mars
In any case, since it has become a fact that Assas is going to Mars, He Zhishu has to reconsider how to arrange the splinter and the roll.
It was impossible for him to let Gun Gun take care of the split body, and it was impossible for him to feed Gun Gun with the split body that didn't even have a full arm.
Then there is no other way, let’s all go to Mars together.
It is said that Long Feng had to postpone going to Mars for a day to join them due to temporary family affairs.
When entering the customs, the staff opened the huge water tank that He Zhishu was carrying with him in astonishment. After seeing the contents, his jaw dropped to the ground.
This is probably a newcomer, someone who has worked in the interstellar port for a few years, who has not seen a few strange cargo.As long as there are no dangers and tax evasion issues, no one will make such a fuss at all.
This water tank was custom-made by He Zhishu, and the cost is cheap because he is an acquaintance.
He removed the second-hand thermostat on the wall at home and installed it inside, so the water tank as a whole looks very large.When I return from Mars, I have to put it back on the wall again.
Save as much as you can, this is He Zhishu's consistent style.
When checking the identity documents of Assas, He Zhishu glanced over there secretly. He saw that the alien took out the documents without any abnormal behavior. After being verified by the staff, he calmly asked him come.
Sure enough, he was paranoid.
He Zhishu's heart fell to the ground, S-class interstellar wanted criminals and so on are not scientific at all.
At the same time, at another entrance and exit of the interstellar port, a handsome red-haired man with a suitcase narrowed his dark and deep eyes immediately after stepping off the spaceship.
"That's right, it's here—Earth."
The blue-eyed subordinate who followed closely behind did not show any joy or confusion on his face, and his eyes slowly fell on the special food store not far from the port.
The counter at the entrance of the store is full of biscuits, snacks, tobacco and alcohol, and various gift boxes.
Then, the expressionless alien miraculously expressed the emotion of 'happiness' only with his eyes.
……
If you take an express flight from Earth to Mars, it will only take 10 minutes.
In recent years, driven by other surrounding planets—mainly the earth—Mars has experienced stable economic development, and its GDP has grown quarter by quarter.Everyone on Mars has tentacles, one person can replace two, three or four laborers, and they are hospitable—of course, the main reason is that Mars began to use tourism as its main development industry hundreds of years ago.
A large number of theme parks, amusement parks, and casinos have sprung up here.Visitors from countless other galaxies come here to enjoy themselves inexplicably.
Now Mars has been built as the only full-entertainment planet in the entire galaxy.
Only you can't think of it, nothing can't be done here.
Almost all Martians run their own hotels, and each household has a rental house.
The same is true for He Zhishu's tablemate Martian girl. She secretly stuffed He Zhishu with a coupon for her own hotel before departure, and she can get a [-]% discount as long as she comes to the door.
——If you can't be a couple, Ah Shu is still a male god in her mind, and she will definitely help as much as possible if there is a convenient place.
There is no way, Long Feng, the initiator of this trip, only reimbursed him the round-trip fare. There is no second teacher in the world who is as rich as sitting on two mountains of gold and silver but can be stingy on students with a shy face. come.
Adhering to the principle of being a man who saves what he can, He Zhishu took Assas and his family to stay in the hotel opened by the Martian girl's family.
Also to save money, He Zhishu chose a double room with bathroom.
The constant temperature water tank was placed in the bathroom, and A-Gump began to clean it methodically as soon as it landed and turned on. It was previously turned off and stuffed in the trunk, and the joints loosened and creaked after bumping all the way.But the old style does not affect its superior performance and quick work.
He Zhishu placed the items necessary for the trip in the room before opening the memo, ready to confirm the itinerary for this week.
The exchange will only last for three days.
But Long Feng asked them to stay here for seven days, without even thinking about it, he knew that he wanted to use the public weapon for private use.
The entertainment industry on Mars has a huge scale of development, and there is a mixture of fish and dragons. The number of trading markets that have seen the light but can't see the light is also one of the best in the galaxy.
Minus the time of the three-day exchange meeting, and the remaining four days, He Zhishu didn't plan to explore the black market of Mars with that insane nominal professor.
Are there any entertainment facilities that can have fun without spending money?
He Zhishu held the Mars play guide, and glanced at it. He suddenly raised his head and looked at Assas, who had been silent since he set off, and was leaning on the bedside as if he was about to take a rest: "The player exchange you participated in Will you be able to bring your family?"
The black-haired alien turned his head and raised the corner of his mouth: "Of course, at one o'clock tomorrow afternoon, the meeting place is the Mars Museum."
He Zhishu: "...the museum?" Did he hear it wrong or Assas misread it.
Do martial arts online games have anything to do with the history of Mars?
Assas: "You heard me right. This should be the lowest priced public facility on Mars, because usually no one will come. The organizer of the party has limited financial resources and can only rent this kind of venue."
A museum is a museum.
He Zhishu quickly warmed up the video recording function on the portable terminal - he found a place to enjoy and at the same time reviewed the history of Mars, why not do it.
In the evening, Martian girl's parents thoughtfully prepared a dinner for him that suits the tastes of people on Earth. Uncle and aunt speak Earth language fluently, and Martian mother can speak Beijing movies fluently.
It is said that Martians are very powerful in foreign languages, and it seems that what they say is true.
Night falls.
He Zhishu, who was full and had nothing to do, climbed into the hotel bed early, not because he didn't want to visit the night market unique to Mars, but because the zeros on the price tags of those items really made the number of people countless.
After checking the split body routinely, He Zhishu threw himself on the comfortable and soft sheets, and fell into a deep sleep under the effect of the unique sleeping aroma of Martian surface plants.
A-Gump, who had been busy all day, turned off the phone automatically, and leaned in the corner of the room, motionless like a trash can.
Recently, he ate well and slept well, and the fatter and fatter Gun Roll patted his round belly and lay on his back on the soft cushion that belonged to him, belching and rolling over comfortably.Suddenly his ears trembled, and Ji Ling straightened his body, looking around warily.
Animals are usually much more alert than humans.
It found that the black-haired alien who was supposed to go to sleep like his master quietly got out of bed in the dark and walked into the bathroom without making a sound.
After a while, a faint white light came from the dark bathroom.
Not as bright as the lights, but you can feel a faint warmth.
He jumped off the cushion neatly, and crawled cautiously along the crack of the wall. Before he poked his little head in to see what happened, the door of the bathroom was already opened.Assas stepped on its tail without a sound, bent down and held the lifeless mouse in his hands.
His eyes flashed with a cold light like a carnivorous beast: "If you dare to say it, I will make your two rows of small teeth unable to bite anything anymore."
Rolling eyes widened, he covered his face with his little paws in horror.
……
The next day, He Zhishu got up according to the stable biological clock, and found that the room was empty, and Assas, who was supposed to be in the same room with him, ran away somewhere.
Maybe it's because I went to the party venue in advance?
He washed in low pressure, ate breakfast, and then squatted in the room holding the review materials and read them all morning.
Assas still didn't show up until noon, even if he asked the innkeeper's wife, he didn't know.
He Zhishu was a little confused. After he went back to the room and memorized the book for a while, he suddenly felt a sense of panic.I quickly found the address to the Mars Museum, and got out of the hotel to call a Mars Taxi.
When he rushed to the scene of the player party in a hurry, he found that there was already a sea of people there.
Swordsman Love Interstellar Edition has more players in the universe than many people imagined. The Mars Museum was packed.
The scene was so hot that He Zhishu almost thought he was at the concert of some cosmic star.
He casually grabbed a person on Earth who had no language barriers and asked, "You know Assas...'Is it troublesome to think of names' here?"
The people on Earth didn't answer, but the Hemet people next door interjected enthusiastically: "I know, I know, the single-player martial arts champion of the galaxy! I saw him at the branch building just now! He looks so handsome. ah!"
He Zhishu hurriedly asked the direction of the branch library, and rushed over with great momentum.
The museum branch has much fewer people than the main museum, and there is only one exhibit.
When He Zhishu entered the door, he saw Assas standing in front of the huge exhibit. He stopped at the door to calm his breath, coughed twice to show his existence, and then walked forward.
The worry-free black-haired alien is staring intently at the electronic sign of the exhibit in front of him.
This is a
He Zhishu laughed softly.
"Thank you."
This is Assas's 'Welcome Back'.
So classmate He Zhishu pushed forward to get close to the alien, and lay down on the sofa behind him very impolitely: "What are you doing?"
When he asked this question, he saw that the perspective of the screen on the screen was changing rapidly, and there was a small person in the center of the screen that looked exactly like a real person flying around.
He Zhishu was stunned for a moment: "Online game?" Looking at the attribute panel in the upper left corner, this number is already quite high, with powerful attributes, and is covered in gold, which clearly shows that it has entered the class of local tyrants.
After you came back from the fucking meow, you squatted at home for so many days and didn't even call me. Are you playing this broken game?
He Zhishu suddenly felt a sense of crisis, "Isn't it my money that you spent on playing games?"
Assas raised the corner of his mouth: "How is it possible."
The character of Assas on the screen is a young man who is very different from his appearance. He is dressed in a golden robe and a bright and colorful sword at his waist, making it the legendary lightness skill. Flying over the eaves and walking on the wall, so happy.
Rao He Zhishu, who has never had much contact with entertainment information, also knows that most online games now have two operation modes-one is to let the game characters act according to the player's will according to the originally designed actions; It is to synchronize the character's actions with the player's thinking, so that the character can do whatever you want.
But not many people do it well.
Because people's thinking itself is easy to escape, there are many people who want to do something one second, and immediately overthrow it the next second.
This is like you are manipulating your character to kill monsters, and suddenly you are hungry and want to eat bean paste buns.Your character will immediately stop and head back to the city to buy a red bean paste bun.
No matter whether the monster has only 1 blood left, no matter whether the character is in the Himalayas or the deep sea snowfield.It will overcome external difficulties, unswervingly find the bean paste bun that the player wants to eat in his mind, and eat it with satisfaction.
The manipulation method chosen by Assas is the second one.
While He Zhishu was amazed at his smooth and smooth operation, he suddenly found that two waddling trumpets, a man and a woman, were closely following Asas.These two accounts were staggered by | manipulation, and their movements were stiff as if they were not familiar with the game mode at all. It was obvious that they were completely newbies, and it was very likely that they had never even played similar online games.
He Zhishu was surprised and gossiped: "You actually have the time to take a trumpet? Who is it?"
Assas raised his head calmly: "Your parents."
He Zhishu: "..."
He happened to see a bubble from the male villain on the screen: "Xiao Sa, where is the particularly powerful XX you mentioned."
Assas replied calmly: "I'll be there soon."
Male villain: "Oh, it's really hard work for you to lead us to upgrade these days."
Assas: "Nothing."
He Zhishu: “……………………………”
So this is the reason why his parents' affection for the splinter has increased so much these days!Your two elders are suddenly addicted to games, why I don't know at all!
I haven't waited for him to make any comments.Suddenly, a man jumped out of nowhere from the top of the hill where they were.
This account came up to do nothing else, he cut He Tianqing's character to death with a single blow, and then ran away quickly.
……
……
He Tianqing popped the bubble belatedly: "...Eh? Why did my screen turn gray?"
Asasas, who was the nearest bystander, hadn't responded yet, and He Zhishu, who was a child outside the screen, had already exploded: "...Damn! Hurry up and chop him up!"
Lao Tzu who dares to touch Lao Tzu, even if he is a game character, can't do it!
☆, My family has grown up with a ball
Assas's character leaped into the air like a Lin Yan, and followed the attacker's escape route all the way. He was more flexible in operation than the opponent and had better performance than the opponent. He chased the attacker in less than half a minute. His breathing was unsteady, and when his speed slowed down, he was swung in the head by Assas's great sword—swish!
That's a bloody mess with brains overflowing.
The corner of He Zhishu's mouth twitched, and Yu Xin couldn't bear to turn his head away.
This game has a simulated reality system. According to the player's personal configuration, the murder can be simulated from no blood at all to 100% restoration of the murder scene.
Obviously Assas chose to restore 100%.
The other party fell miserably in a large amount of red blood, and the white light of the body flashed, returning to life.
After avenging his father and returning to the original place, He Tianqing had already discovered the fact that his head was in a different place, so he revived in place and meditated to recuperate.And Mama He, who could only stand aside stupidly because of improper operation, disappeared.
Seeing Asas come back, a layer of air bubbles appeared on the head of the meditating villain: "Meiyue went to cook lunch, I'm going to eat too, thank you Xiaosa, Ashu is discharged from the hospital today, the family will trouble you a lot. "
After speaking, the character disappears.
He Zhishu looked embarrassed, his parents' life in their later years was so unsatisfactory, they must have fun in the virtual world?This is also his carelessness as a child.Just imagine that he hasn't been back much since he was admitted to the hospital. He's father and mother are about to retire, and he doesn't know what entertainment they usually have.Playing games like this now is a harmless and good pastime.
Thinking about it this way, he felt more relieved, and curious about the game: "How long have my parents been playing this game, and how long have you been playing it?"
Assas said casually: "Why, do you want to come together?"
He Zhishu shook his head.
He wouldn't rush to find time to waste his studies. The captain's exam is coming soon. Instead of spending time fighting with strangers in the virtual world for some unknown reason, he might as well memorize two more important points.
It stands to reason that the first thing for people discharged from the hospital should be to take a shower to get rid of bad luck.
It is best to put a vat of hot water at a suitable temperature, and soak the whole body in it without naked body, so that the whole body will be scalded comfortably, and the whole body will melt away and lie in the pool without wanting to get up.
But He Zhishu was cruelly deprived of this fun.
The bathtub in his house has long been turned into a petri dish for the alien split body. I don't know what it looks like after he has been away for so many days. Is it still a ball?
He Zhishu took off his coat and opened the shower curtain. Ten seconds later, he exited the bathroom with a wooden face, and waved to Assas in the living room: "Assas, come here."
For the first time ever, the alien obeyed the order of the earthlings, and when he came over, He Zhishu, who had discovered the New World, pulled him to look at the splinter that fell from him in the bathtub: "Look, there seems to be something growing on it." what?"
Not like.
There was indeed a small palm protruding from the ball, which was white and soft, translucent. He Zhishu could only vaguely see the outline of the five fingers, but he couldn't tell whether it was the left hand or the right hand.
It's a wonderful feeling.
If you have to say it, it's like someone squeezed a small hand out of a piece of crystal plasticine.
Disgusting is still very disgusting, but the cuteness has also begun to subtly rise.
Will it grow other arms and legs in the future?Finally turned into a Nezha?
He Zhishu was amused by the bare-bottomed boy waving red silk that emerged in his mind. He lay on the side of the bathtub and giggled for a while, and asked, "Does it feel?"
Assas leaned against the wall with his arms folded, his expression on his face was much softer: "You can try."
Say try and try.So the black-haired earthman stretched out an index finger, and lightly touched the tip of that little hand, feeling a little bit of temperature higher than that of Assas, and the soft hand seemed to turn into a puddle with a pinch. His little fingers moved tremblingly, holding him gently.
Even though he knew this ball was a living thing before, it was only at this time that He Zhishu had the consciousness that this thing was 'alive' for the first time.
And this disgusting and cute feeling, could it be the legendary disgusting cuteness?
The earthlings looked like they wanted to laugh but also frowned, they were so confused that they didn't know what to say.
The split body has not yet grown into intelligent organs such as the brain, but it can already respond slightly to the outside world.
Assas: "The split body is growing well, and it will grow into a human form in about three months."
This is the first time He Zhishu heard him talk about the splinter: "Will he look like you?" God bless you, don't, one splinter named Asas is enough, and another Wouldn't his peaceful life as a young man be gone forever?
No, since when did he have the illusion that he can still live in peace.
"No, the appearance of the cleavage changes according to the surrounding environment when it grows," Assas said.
He Zhishu just felt incredible: "Then what does it eat? Warm water?"
Assas: "In general, we can consume any food that provides calories."
He Zhishu: "Oh, then when this thing grows up, will you bring it back to your planet?"
For a moment the room was silent.
After a while, Assas reached out and patted his head, and said lightly: "Don't ask so many questions, go out and make lunch, your pet is already biting the cage."
He Zhishu was shocked by his expression that naturally changed the subject: "Can't you make canned food yourself! Get out of here, I want to brush my teeth, wash my face and go back to the house to sleep well..." Just now, I felt that the splinter monster had a pleasant face It must be his illusion!
After being forcibly taken from the bathroom and taken into the kitchen, He Zhishu thought so.
Days seemed to be back to the way Assas had just started popping into the apartment.In addition to some subtle changes in the atmosphere between the two of them, He Zhishu also gradually got used to the little life soaking in the bathtub.
Every day, in the eyes of the earthlings, the outline of that little hand becomes clearer.
It will give a little reaction under light touch.
When He Zhishu realized it, he was already full of love for this group of things that should have made him extremely disgusted.
Damn, that's not a good sign.
While He Zhishu had a deep self-examination, he stretched out his hand and flicked the whole ball back and forth in the water.
——Why did the hands grow first instead of the head?
Earthlings are thinking seriously.
……
After He Zhishu resumed his normal class schedule, Long Feng went to find him once.
As soon as he met this slicing maniac, he lined up the experimental equipment in front of him excitedly, "How are you resting at home these days? Did you take the medicine on time as I said?"
The medicine he is talking about is an internal body index detector, which can record the physical data of the person who takes the medicine within eight hours after taking the medicine.
Long Feng frantically gave a full bottle, and He Zhishu poured them all into the toilet when he got home.
I haven't seen the professor for two weeks and added a lot of things to his office.
And all of them are valuable.
What kind of specimens of eight-eyed squirrels, skeletons of 380 species of creatures in the OH galaxy—people in the OH galaxy are as big as thumbs, and 380 white thumb skeletons are lined up on the wall cabinet... Can you imagine that there are How creepy.
Long Feng is a man who can enjoy life very much, and he has strong financial support behind him, which makes his office the most comfortable office in the entire Starfleet Academy.
Even the dean would take the opportunity to give a lecture every three days and come and sit on the cushion he wove from the hair of the Maike star.
——It is said that this cushion will make you feel as relaxed and comfortable as floating on clouds.
But now, our rich and powerful Professor Long is placing himself securely on that soft cushion, with his hands clasped against his chest, with a serious expression rarely seen in ten years on his face: "He Zhishu, what is this?" I came to you for the first time for two reasons."
"First thing, our sister planet Mars is going to hold a biological academic exchange meeting, and one of your Martian classmates strongly recommended you to go with me."
He Zhishu immediately knew who the recommender was.
Unexpectedly, he hinted back and forth, up and down, left and right, that this alien exchange student girl still had a deep affection for him.
In class yesterday, she shyly handed a small note to his desk with her tentacles, saying that she could take him to meet his parents if he had the chance.
He Zhishu also wondered how he could meet those two old men when he lived deep in the earth.
It turned out to be waiting for him here.
Seeing that he listened in, Long Feng nodded: "The second thing is about your alien friend."
He Zhishu thought to himself, the main event is coming.
"I finally found the information about the mysterious Yake star, but it's a pity that it's not in the public database of the galaxy, but in the latest interstellar arrest warrant." Long Feng waved his finger, called up a piece of video data and projected it on Hezhi In front of the tree, "Do you remember the S-class wanted criminal in the Hubble K89 galaxy I mentioned to you? According to the wanted warrant, he happens to be an Akist."
He Zhishu was unmoved: "So what, there are tens of thousands of Yake people."
Long Feng interrupted him: "No, only the last one is left."
He Zhishu was taken aback: "...what?"
"About six interstellar years ago, the interstellar patrol of the Hubble K89 galaxy went to the Yake star for routine data inspection, and found that it had become a waste star. All the people of the Yake star died without any explanation. And the Yake star Nemesis is a planet with very occluded information, and its technological level is equivalent to that of Earth 1000 years ago."
"If your friend is really an Akist, he must be the last one."
☆、I am waiting for you on Mars
Receiving such heavy news from Long Feng, He Zhishu was in a daze all the way home, with no idea in his heart. In the short two-kilometer journey, he bumped into a street light pole four times and stepped on the inspection well twice. In the end, they followed a cleaning robot all the way to the next building.
The protracted arrest warrant was sent by Long Feng to his backup mailbox.
After returning home, without even looking at Assas who was squatting in the living room, he rushed directly into the study and locked the door, and opened the wanted warrant under the dim light with a heavy heart.
Interstellar arrest warrant is a complicated and cumbersome thing like an English-Chinese translation dictionary. The wanted persons range from the eight generations of their ancestors, down to diet and daily life, and even a few pieces of straw paper for the big one, and a few shakes for the small one, all will be clearly and clearly recorded in the The case is for people all over the universe to watch and identify.
Therefore, there have also been criminals who couldn't stand the exposure of their sex too thoroughly, and voluntarily surrendered to ask for leniency and recalled the arrest warrant.
But the S-class wanted criminal from the Hubble K89 galaxy strangely left no information except for his height, size and race, just like he had fallen from the sky.
And his charges are even more unbelievable.
"The crime of destroying the planet."
When Long Feng uttered this word, He Zhishu responded with an expression of "Are you fucking kidding me?" '.
The linguistics professor explained to him unhurriedly: "This is what it means when translated into Earth language. The Akkers are a well-known long-lived race in the Hubble K89 galaxy. It has been tens of thousands of years old, and they can still crush rocks with bare hands, so the number of their race is not large."
However, no matter how powerful the race is, they all have their inherent weaknesses. It is a pity that no one knows what their weaknesses are except the Yakians themselves.
Yake Planet is a subsidiary planet, and almost all the technology on it comes from other planets.
After such a terrible disaster, the Interstellar Police Union found the only video record on Ark.
The image was very vaguely showing a scene - a humanoid object in the shape of an adult man, piercing through the body of an Akist with his bare hands, and after throwing his body aside like garbage, he walked out of the sea of flames that erupted for unknown reasons. Boarded a small spaceship and left Yake.
The spaceship was finally found on an asteroid, and from the DNA left on it, it was certain that the last pilot was an Akist.
……
Walking out of the study, He Zhishu was still in a daze. He saw Assas nestled on the sofa as usual, holding his computer and controlling some kind of online game.
The alien looked up and noticed that he was hesitating to speak, feeling weird, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, pretending to sneer: "What's the matter, has our captain encountered a difficult point again?"
Contrary to Assas' expectations, He Zhishu didn't push back stiffly as usual, but opened his mouth and lowered his head in confusion.
My fucking meow is a dangerous person who is struggling with what level you are.
How did you know that the surface of the tree was as sinking as water, and the grass mud horse in my heart was so irritable that I wanted to rush out of the Milky Way.
Looking at it horizontally and vertically, this splinter monster is not as vicious as it is said in the wanted notice. If it is a fugitive wanted by the whole universe, he can still live and play games at his house.
Besides, the last Yak is not reliable at all.
Isn't there a new one growing in his bathtub?
He's father taught him that too much entanglement is easy to be bald.
So He Zhishu decided to temporarily abandon this topic, put on a normal expression and approached the computer: "Are you still playing this game with my parents?"
Seeing that he had returned to normal, Assas didn't say anything: "You|mother has given up, but your father is still going on."
Thinking about it, Tao Meiyue is a well-known chef. She doesn't regard cooking as a job skill, but the kind who really likes to cook and love food.
Even if you are idle at home, you can tinker with pots, pans and pans every day. He Zhishu learned his skills from her.The nerdy hobby of playing online games is indeed more suitable for Dad He who is an ordinary company employee.
I don't know what the unique charm of this game is. He Zhishu has been seeing Assas addicted to it since he came back from the hospital.
Its visuals are quite good. The background of the world view is the ancient Chinese dynasty more than 2000 years ago. Every scene is antique and beautiful.Just to cater to the great interstellar era, many strange alien races were added. Although the official said, how do you know that there were no aliens in the Celestial Dynasty at that time?
But in the picture of the beautiful Qionglou Yuyu, a big human-shaped frog suddenly got into the picture, followed by a green tentacle monster...however you look at it, it makes people throw the table and play.
On the screen, Assas's golden-clothed sword character was standing motionless on a rock. After 3 minutes, Assas still didn't want him to move at all.
He Zhishu was puzzled: "What are you doing?"
Assas leaned on the sofa comfortably, with soft and broken hair hanging down from his forehead, making him seem leisurely and lazy. He pointed to the still corner of the picture with his finger, where there was a very inconspicuous grass, but Hidden very conspicuously is a player who is hunched over and waiting for an opportunity.
This player looks very familiar... He Zhishu snorted, "Isn't this the guy who attacked my dad last time?" Later, he was chased back by Assas for two streets, and it was too easy to solve , so he was automatically given the title of 'rookie' in He Zhishu's mind.
Assas said with a deep smile: "He has been with me for several days, it seems that he will not give up until he kills me to take revenge."
... This behavior can only be described as boring.
He Zhishu twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "Where is my dad, how is he doing?"
As a filial son, although he was very concerned about his father's leisure entertainment, it felt a little inappropriate to call him directly and ask him how he was playing online games.
We can only get news from Assas.
Assas: "I should be doing low-level tasks now. He asked me to play with it for a few days and then said that he would not bother me."
He Zhishu: "... Forget it, I'll create an account too." He went back to his room to move out of the computer that had received the arrest warrant before, and soon finished the registration and installation, and entered the game to create a character.
After a while, a pink and tender little loli appeared on the screen.
In the face of Assas's meaningful gaze, He Zhishu justified and said: "I just don't want my dad to know that I also play games." Being a child is always embarrassing to do things that are not proper in front of your parents. No matter how good the reason is.He guessed that Father He would never have imagined that his son would act shyly as a transvestite and play Lolita, pretending to be a passerby and running to strike up a conversation with him.
Obviously Assas couldn't understand the deep concerns and painstaking efforts of the people on Earth, so he continued to focus on the game.
He Zhishu also loved to play games all his life, but it was difficult to find the feeling after being abandoned for more than a decade and a half. After finishing the novice tasks stumbled, he lamented that the online games in the future world are still this old-fashioned task mode. Send a message later Touch a fish or something for a while.
The fish in this moat are almost gone. Roadside stall proprietress, why haven't you developed into a chain fast food restaurant yet?
Finally able to enter the main city, suddenly a red light appeared on the screen, and He Zhishu saw that he was seriously injured and fell to the ground in the blink of an eye, blood flowing like a river.
He Zhishu: "..." From the post-mortem perspective, on the gray and white screen, the guy who was poking his head behind Assas just now came out braggingly, dancing the cha-cha dance in front of his corpse.
...Is there anything wrong with this person's head?
Assas turned his face: "Just now he finally couldn't help sneaking up on me, and I killed him back to the city."
Logically speaking, this person should not know that he knew Assas, that is to say, he was just being rebelled against and wanted to kill the trumpet for fun?
This is how bad the two are.
He Zhishu laughed angrily instead.
When he looked up and saw that it had been three hours since he installed the game, he suddenly felt addicted to the game and wasted his time. He quickly logged off the computer and shut down the computer. He sat down and said to Assas: "In three days, I will go to Mars."
The result of discussing and weighing with Long Feng is that he still thinks it is necessary for him to attend the academic exchange meeting, although he is only as Long Feng's assistant.
They will probably stay there for a week, and A-Gump will go with him.
Unfortunately, within a week, Assas can only cook and take care of the ball in the bathtub by himself.
Oh, by the way, I have to help him feed Roll.
He Zhishu couldn't help gloating at the thought of this.
This Assas just killed a BOSS, turned around and said lightly: "It's just right, I'm going to Mars too."
He Zhishu only felt that he was arguing with himself: "I am going to participate in the exchange meeting, and I cannot bring my family."
Assas raised his head: "I'm going to participate in the offline gathering of players of "Swordsman Love Interstellar Edition" held by Mars."
……WTF?
He Zhishu: "You pay for the round-trip airship ticket yourself!"
Assas: "The party organizer specially invited me to participate, and they will reimburse me for my spaceship ticket."
Now I can't help but know that Shu is not curious: "Why did they invite you?"
Assas turned the computer to his side, and a row of golden characters on the screen was proclaiming to the world: "Congratulations to the player 'It's troublesome to think of names' for winning the championship in this Galaxy single-player martial arts competition. Let us dedicate our sincerest blessing of!"
He Zhishu: "...What kind of stupid name is this?!"
☆, take the family and mouth to Mars
In any case, since it has become a fact that Assas is going to Mars, He Zhishu has to reconsider how to arrange the splinter and the roll.
It was impossible for him to let Gun Gun take care of the split body, and it was impossible for him to feed Gun Gun with the split body that didn't even have a full arm.
Then there is no other way, let’s all go to Mars together.
It is said that Long Feng had to postpone going to Mars for a day to join them due to temporary family affairs.
When entering the customs, the staff opened the huge water tank that He Zhishu was carrying with him in astonishment. After seeing the contents, his jaw dropped to the ground.
This is probably a newcomer, someone who has worked in the interstellar port for a few years, who has not seen a few strange cargo.As long as there are no dangers and tax evasion issues, no one will make such a fuss at all.
This water tank was custom-made by He Zhishu, and the cost is cheap because he is an acquaintance.
He removed the second-hand thermostat on the wall at home and installed it inside, so the water tank as a whole looks very large.When I return from Mars, I have to put it back on the wall again.
Save as much as you can, this is He Zhishu's consistent style.
When checking the identity documents of Assas, He Zhishu glanced over there secretly. He saw that the alien took out the documents without any abnormal behavior. After being verified by the staff, he calmly asked him come.
Sure enough, he was paranoid.
He Zhishu's heart fell to the ground, S-class interstellar wanted criminals and so on are not scientific at all.
At the same time, at another entrance and exit of the interstellar port, a handsome red-haired man with a suitcase narrowed his dark and deep eyes immediately after stepping off the spaceship.
"That's right, it's here—Earth."
The blue-eyed subordinate who followed closely behind did not show any joy or confusion on his face, and his eyes slowly fell on the special food store not far from the port.
The counter at the entrance of the store is full of biscuits, snacks, tobacco and alcohol, and various gift boxes.
Then, the expressionless alien miraculously expressed the emotion of 'happiness' only with his eyes.
……
If you take an express flight from Earth to Mars, it will only take 10 minutes.
In recent years, driven by other surrounding planets—mainly the earth—Mars has experienced stable economic development, and its GDP has grown quarter by quarter.Everyone on Mars has tentacles, one person can replace two, three or four laborers, and they are hospitable—of course, the main reason is that Mars began to use tourism as its main development industry hundreds of years ago.
A large number of theme parks, amusement parks, and casinos have sprung up here.Visitors from countless other galaxies come here to enjoy themselves inexplicably.
Now Mars has been built as the only full-entertainment planet in the entire galaxy.
Only you can't think of it, nothing can't be done here.
Almost all Martians run their own hotels, and each household has a rental house.
The same is true for He Zhishu's tablemate Martian girl. She secretly stuffed He Zhishu with a coupon for her own hotel before departure, and she can get a [-]% discount as long as she comes to the door.
——If you can't be a couple, Ah Shu is still a male god in her mind, and she will definitely help as much as possible if there is a convenient place.
There is no way, Long Feng, the initiator of this trip, only reimbursed him the round-trip fare. There is no second teacher in the world who is as rich as sitting on two mountains of gold and silver but can be stingy on students with a shy face. come.
Adhering to the principle of being a man who saves what he can, He Zhishu took Assas and his family to stay in the hotel opened by the Martian girl's family.
Also to save money, He Zhishu chose a double room with bathroom.
The constant temperature water tank was placed in the bathroom, and A-Gump began to clean it methodically as soon as it landed and turned on. It was previously turned off and stuffed in the trunk, and the joints loosened and creaked after bumping all the way.But the old style does not affect its superior performance and quick work.
He Zhishu placed the items necessary for the trip in the room before opening the memo, ready to confirm the itinerary for this week.
The exchange will only last for three days.
But Long Feng asked them to stay here for seven days, without even thinking about it, he knew that he wanted to use the public weapon for private use.
The entertainment industry on Mars has a huge scale of development, and there is a mixture of fish and dragons. The number of trading markets that have seen the light but can't see the light is also one of the best in the galaxy.
Minus the time of the three-day exchange meeting, and the remaining four days, He Zhishu didn't plan to explore the black market of Mars with that insane nominal professor.
Are there any entertainment facilities that can have fun without spending money?
He Zhishu held the Mars play guide, and glanced at it. He suddenly raised his head and looked at Assas, who had been silent since he set off, and was leaning on the bedside as if he was about to take a rest: "The player exchange you participated in Will you be able to bring your family?"
The black-haired alien turned his head and raised the corner of his mouth: "Of course, at one o'clock tomorrow afternoon, the meeting place is the Mars Museum."
He Zhishu: "...the museum?" Did he hear it wrong or Assas misread it.
Do martial arts online games have anything to do with the history of Mars?
Assas: "You heard me right. This should be the lowest priced public facility on Mars, because usually no one will come. The organizer of the party has limited financial resources and can only rent this kind of venue."
A museum is a museum.
He Zhishu quickly warmed up the video recording function on the portable terminal - he found a place to enjoy and at the same time reviewed the history of Mars, why not do it.
In the evening, Martian girl's parents thoughtfully prepared a dinner for him that suits the tastes of people on Earth. Uncle and aunt speak Earth language fluently, and Martian mother can speak Beijing movies fluently.
It is said that Martians are very powerful in foreign languages, and it seems that what they say is true.
Night falls.
He Zhishu, who was full and had nothing to do, climbed into the hotel bed early, not because he didn't want to visit the night market unique to Mars, but because the zeros on the price tags of those items really made the number of people countless.
After checking the split body routinely, He Zhishu threw himself on the comfortable and soft sheets, and fell into a deep sleep under the effect of the unique sleeping aroma of Martian surface plants.
A-Gump, who had been busy all day, turned off the phone automatically, and leaned in the corner of the room, motionless like a trash can.
Recently, he ate well and slept well, and the fatter and fatter Gun Roll patted his round belly and lay on his back on the soft cushion that belonged to him, belching and rolling over comfortably.Suddenly his ears trembled, and Ji Ling straightened his body, looking around warily.
Animals are usually much more alert than humans.
It found that the black-haired alien who was supposed to go to sleep like his master quietly got out of bed in the dark and walked into the bathroom without making a sound.
After a while, a faint white light came from the dark bathroom.
Not as bright as the lights, but you can feel a faint warmth.
He jumped off the cushion neatly, and crawled cautiously along the crack of the wall. Before he poked his little head in to see what happened, the door of the bathroom was already opened.Assas stepped on its tail without a sound, bent down and held the lifeless mouse in his hands.
His eyes flashed with a cold light like a carnivorous beast: "If you dare to say it, I will make your two rows of small teeth unable to bite anything anymore."
Rolling eyes widened, he covered his face with his little paws in horror.
……
The next day, He Zhishu got up according to the stable biological clock, and found that the room was empty, and Assas, who was supposed to be in the same room with him, ran away somewhere.
Maybe it's because I went to the party venue in advance?
He washed in low pressure, ate breakfast, and then squatted in the room holding the review materials and read them all morning.
Assas still didn't show up until noon, even if he asked the innkeeper's wife, he didn't know.
He Zhishu was a little confused. After he went back to the room and memorized the book for a while, he suddenly felt a sense of panic.I quickly found the address to the Mars Museum, and got out of the hotel to call a Mars Taxi.
When he rushed to the scene of the player party in a hurry, he found that there was already a sea of people there.
Swordsman Love Interstellar Edition has more players in the universe than many people imagined. The Mars Museum was packed.
The scene was so hot that He Zhishu almost thought he was at the concert of some cosmic star.
He casually grabbed a person on Earth who had no language barriers and asked, "You know Assas...'Is it troublesome to think of names' here?"
The people on Earth didn't answer, but the Hemet people next door interjected enthusiastically: "I know, I know, the single-player martial arts champion of the galaxy! I saw him at the branch building just now! He looks so handsome. ah!"
He Zhishu hurriedly asked the direction of the branch library, and rushed over with great momentum.
The museum branch has much fewer people than the main museum, and there is only one exhibit.
When He Zhishu entered the door, he saw Assas standing in front of the huge exhibit. He stopped at the door to calm his breath, coughed twice to show his existence, and then walked forward.
The worry-free black-haired alien is staring intently at the electronic sign of the exhibit in front of him.
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