[Rebirth] Interstellar Counterattack Guide
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Infected! "
Assas finally fully called up the useful information in the robot wreckage, and projected it as a hologram in the air with the reserved power in the energy tank: "There are only two situations that can explain why she has survived until now. One is that she herself has Antibodies against this corrosive gene were produced."
"Secondly, the genetic organisms in her body have exerted their original functions, activating the girl's cells and mutating them. She is no longer a human being in the general sense."
No matter which possibility is less than two or three thousandths of the probability.
I don't know whether to say Martha is lucky or unlucky.
And because of these two possibilities, the fact that Martha was taken away was no longer simple.
……
Just as He Zhishu was knotting his thoughts and trying to straighten out what had happened so far, there was a sound of being pulled from the lower end of his cloak.He Zhishu scratched his head and turned around to look—swipe!Another group of white shadows passed before his eyes.
...It's impossible to hit a ghost!
He Zhishu turned from grief to anger, he felt that his authority as a human being had been nakedly challenged!Pick up the stick at hand and chase it up.
Don't think that we earthlings are easy to bully!
After a period of chaos, He Zhishu fell to the ground panting.Assas, who had memorized all the information, walked over on crutches, without saying a word, he reached into the gaps in the rubble beside him, and within five seconds he grabbed something that was thumping in his hand.
He Zhishu had chest tightness and shortness of breath on the spot.
"What is this?"
The little guy pinched in the palm of Assas's hand had wicked eyebrows, black and white, and a slender white pointed tail slapped Assas's arm in its terrified struggle.
It has a color distribution like a panda, but its shape is that of a large mouse.
——Once such a setting is accepted...
"The product of genetic mutation under nuclear radiation."
He Zhishu reached out to touch it curiously, and the little thing raised its paw in disdain——shua!
Assas frowned, clenched his knuckles, and the panda mouse, which was grinning and struggling endlessly, immediately became obedient like a cat whose fur has been smoothed.
These days, even mice have begun to bully the good and fear the evil!He Zhishu held his injured finger and burst into tears.
Assas looked at it for a while, no matter what the earth mouse mutated into, he would not be too interested.Finding that He Zhishu was staring at it with glowing eyes, he threw it into his hand: "You like it? Then you can take it."
This was the first time Assas gave him something... He Zhishu was a little flattered.
Even if it's just a mouse.
But he still held the mouse in his hand with great interest, and with Assas threatening him, the little thing clung to his palm so obediently that it dared not move.
"Now the giant panda of the Celestial Dynasty is being transported to the whole universe as a symbol of the interstellar friendship bridge on behalf of the whole world. In addition to the official purchase channel, its price in the smuggling market is also worth buying a super-light-speed B-class starship. The popularity of giant pandas At the same time, it has driven the rapid development of surrounding industries, and this creature that is very similar to a panda is also of great value..."
Although he has no experience in smuggling items, He Zhishu definitely knows that there is a generous buyer in which office in which college, his eyes light up when he hears this strange creature.
Thinking of this, He Zhishu felt that the future was bright, and all the frustrations about Assas in recent months were swept away.
Even the present tangled situation became less worrying.
He is really a qualified money stringer.
He Zhishu sincerely introspected.
☆、Two proud and arrogant people
Just as Assas was playing with the black and white mouse in his hands with great interest, an unexpected visitor suddenly appeared on the other side of the ruins—"Hey, are you here too?"
He Zhishu was taken aback by this extraordinarily lively voice. The blond young man who should have been lying in embarrassment three streets away had a smile like a flower blooming on his face, and stood refreshedly at the edge of the ruins.
He Zhishu: "...We should ask this question, why are you awake?" Didn't it mean that the medicine in that bottle of water can at least make people fall asleep for several days?
Herbert's appearance has obviously been tidied up. Not only is his face refreshed, but the long blond hair over his shoulders is tied into a ponytail and tied behind his head.
If it wasn't for the thick bandage on his foot that was pierced by Assas before, and the blood seeped out, He Zhishu would almost think that the one standing in front of them was not Herbert himself, but his twin brother or something of.
"Pai Xing must have said bad things about me in front of you. He must have said that I put a lot of drugs in your water... How is this possible!" He clenched his fists angrily, "I usually put Bring the antidote with you!"
He Zhishu: "..."
It was him.
After catching a glimpse of the object in He Zhishu's hand, the blond youth filled with righteous indignation suddenly changed his expression of surprise: "Hey, why is it here?"
He Zhishu held up the mouse with question marks all over his face: "You...know each other?"
Herbert shook his head: "No, this mouse is very famous in the East District. It takes pleasure in robbing and destroying the goods of food merchants. Someone once caught it and locked it in an iron cage. The next day, it was found that the cage had been bitten Big hole and it got away with it long ago. And biting everything in that store into an 'SB' shape."
He Zhishu: "..."
What a maverick King Kong mouse this is!
Herbert clicked his hand to touch it, the black and white mouse had a sharp mouth, and the good guy had shiny silver teeth, as expected of the teeth that had broken steel: "At that time, the merchant who had destroyed the goods offered a huge reward, and I also tried to Grab it." He stroked the tip of his hair with lingering fear on his face, "I don't want to think about the consequences at all..."
He Zhishu thought to himself, should he first tell him that this difficult little monster Assas can train him to be obedient with his bare hands, or should he quickly ask him how much the reward is so that he can exchange it for money?
Tell him first that he will appreciate Herbert's tangled expression, but then he might not tell himself where to receive the reward.
...Oh, what a tough decision.
Assas saw his wandering expression, knowing that He Zhishu was thinking wildly again, he raised his chin and asked Herbert: "Where are Paixing and the others taken?"
Herbert tilted his head harmlessly, and his brilliant blond hair trembled in the wind with his movements: "The headquarters of the Eastern Region was built under the cistern. Shock it, only that old man with a brain full of water like Randolph would do that, I heard that he also built something called a fountain in the mansion... Tsk tsk, you outsiders must have seen what it looks like?"
Building a fountain in an environment comparable to a desert-this is indeed the rhythm of a subjugated tyrant.
He Zhishu shook his head with his tsk-tsk, and the earthling with a strong mind (by the standards of the Milky Way) and an open-minded person suddenly thought of the round meat ball that was soaked in the bathtub of the apartment when the topic of the pool was discussed——fuck!
He turned his head and asked Assas: "Is your ball okay after it's been out for so long?"
Assas said: "Before I left, I added a water change item in Forrest Gump's schedule..." He turned his head meaningfully, "Why, you care about my split body?"
"Are you kidding!" He Zhishu turned his head and said stiffly: "I'm worried that if it rots in the bathroom, how will I take a shower in the future?"
Herbert couldn't get involved in their conversation, so he simply changed one. The blond young man showed his trademark bright smile and said happily: "How about it, are you going to Randolph's? I can lead the way for free!"
He Zhishu: "..."
I'm sorry, brother, did you not notice that your trustworthiness is originally zero, and if you act so old-fashioned, it will easily turn your trustworthiness into a negative number?
Besides, what were they going to do with that Randolph?
Help Pai Xing save Martha?He Zhishu curled his lips, it's too messy!They have only been in this area for less than a day, and they have only spoken a few words to these two people, and the power situation in Dry Tree Mountain is also completely confused.Isn't there a saying that the Virgin Mary also has that capital?
At this time, He Zhishu found a familiar bright blue in the ruins not far away. He walked over to push away the dust and found that it was the picture book he used to tell stories to Martha.
——"My brother is amazing! Can Martha be a star captain when she grows up?"
……
Rubbing the cover of the picture album, He Zhishu's thoughts were drawn to the previous life.He recalled that when he was a child, after listening to his father's stories in the universe, he said with great interest that he wanted to be an astronaut, which was exactly the same as the little Martha he saw last.
……
He Zhishu suddenly hit his head with the album.
Stop the flood of unnecessary sympathy!Have you forgotten what happens to you every time you have a seizure!
Herbert blinked and continued: "I'm from the West District, and I've always been at odds with people from the East District. I know you very well—especially this little brother is not an ordinary person, and I happen to have some things that need to go to the East District Headquarters, as the saying goes, the enemy of an enemy is a friend, how about we be friends for a while?"
Assas slowly touched the top of the crutch, and replied unexpectedly: "Yes."
Huh? ! !
He Zhishu was very surprised. He was still struggling with how to speak so as not to be scorned by the aliens. The split blamed you for being so humane all of a sudden!
He felt that it must not be that he and Assas had a tacit understanding, and besides, how could he have such a big face.
Herbert was very happy that the proposal was adopted, and he immediately suggested to take a rest here to replenish his strength before visiting the mysterious headquarters.
"How long have you been in Dead Tree Mountain? You must be very hungry and tired! I know a good place where you can exchange a kidney for a hearty dinner, hahaha, of course I'm joking."
Assas indifferently withdrew the crutch resting on his instep.
The food brought from the drunken old man's shop was found to be clean after inspection. He Zhishu found a pot in the ruins of the house, put it in the air vent, brushed it vigorously, and started a fire.
He wasn't worried about hygiene at all. Judging by how much Paixing attached importance to his daughter's health, the utensils in the house must be as clean as possible.
Then he rummaged in the food bag and found some potatoes and some dry bread, and even found himself sweeping in some seasoning in his haste.
Herbert, a native of Dead Tree City, marveled at these big bags and small bags, and then said where they came from: "You must have searched the shop of the old man who was drunk, remember to call me next time, I know he sent good things Where are they all placed?"
……
In this life, He Zhishu's adoptive mother was a chef.
After hearing and seeing from a young age, he has long been able to make delicious food by simply seasoning simple ingredients like now.
Herbert tried to help him, such as peeling potatoes, but He Zhishu flatly refused—who knows if he would smear some strange things on it while he was in the middle of the mess, he didn’t want to lie down and remove it as soon as he woke up. Organs on the operating table.
Assas is still the uncle of the family.
But when He Zhishu turned to take care of the fire, when he turned his head, three peeled potatoes were put on the pot lid.
He Zhishu: "..."
He scanned the two people at the scene with his eyes, and finally stayed firmly on the expressionless alien.
He Zhishu: "...you actually think my cooking is delicious, right?"
Assas turned his face away, fiddling with the remains of the robot at hand.
Stop being arrogant, awkward alien!
After cleaning up the ingredients and putting them into the pot for stewing, He Zhishu took the remaining potato skins and moved them to the cage where the black and white mice were held—this was also found from the ruins. They rummaged through it, and He Zhishu suspected that even the laser gun and bazooka could be dug out if they dig deeper.
I put the skin in for a while, but there was no movement, and then I pushed it in again.
After a while, a small black paw stretched out from the cage, and quickly grabbed the potato chips away.
It didn't take long for the sound of chewing and chewing to come from the cage.
"..."
Oops, what to do if I want to raise it.
☆、Earthlings who keep pets
The sky gradually darkened, and the daytime of Kushu Mountain was too hot, but towards dusk, a biting cold air gradually emerged from the ground.
The feeling of fullness after ingesting the food made He Zhishu feel a little drowsy. Before it was dark, He Zhishu was so cold that he sneezed several times and wrapped his cloak tightly.The teeth were clucking, and I couldn't help but lean towards the alien.
However, Assas' body temperature was astonishingly low, and he couldn't bear to move back to the original place after squatting for a while.
He Zhishu took out the water bottle he had looted from the drunk old man's shop, unscrewed the cap and took a sip.The dry throat was instantly moisturized.This was the first sip of water he drank on Dry Tree Mountain. Before that, he tried his best to restrain the desire to drink water and cry, and disguised himself as an inhuman creature without sweat glands like Asas.Don't drag people down, but no matter how you do psychological construction, the biological structure cannot be changed.
After ingesting the liquid, the earthlings let out a sigh of relief, which caused the aliens to frown slightly——sighs are bothering you again.It was as if he had taken some illegal drug, and his whole life was over again.
He swirled his tongue around his lips, licked off the remaining drops of water, and then poked Assas: "Do you want it?"
The black-haired alien has been staring at the direction of the reservoir without blinking since just now, his thin lips are slightly pursed, and no one can guess what he is thinking from that expressionless face.
The earthling with a hot face and a cold ass twitched the corners of his mouth as usual, but when he turned around, he found that Herbert was staring at him eagerly.
Herbert: "...^o^"
He Zhishu: "..."
He lowered his head and picked up the cage containing the mice, and pushed the mouth of the bottle closer together: "What about you?"
The glass heart of the blond young man was instantly shattered into pieces: "It's not fair!" He said angrily, "Why am I treated worse than a mouse!"
Of course, He Zhishu would not give the mouth of the bottle that he will continue to drink later to this most recognizable four-sea pollution in history.
He just enjoyed admiring Herbert's troubled expression.
After hanging around with Assas for a long time, he has been led to ruin, He Zhishu self-criticized without guilt.
He moved his face closer to the cage, and found that there were many obvious bite marks on it.
Although the ferocity of this Mr. Mouse was beyond his imagination, He Zhishu, who had long been used to dealing with non-human creatures, did not feel panicked. He picked up the potato chips that Assas had peeled off, and carefully moved them to the mouth of the cage. Mr. Mouse moved over slowly as if attracted, and then opened his mouth suddenly to reveal a mouthful of sharp fangs.
At the critical moment when the sharp teeth bit his finger, He Zhishu suddenly withdrew his hand, and shook the cage vigorously to punish the disobedient little guy.
But strange things happened.
After shaking the cage, He Zhishu found that the mouse was holding the edge of the cage with its sharp claws, and its hairy body was firmly attached to it. It was not affected by the vibration at all, but stared at it with its small round eyes. with him.Grinning at him, there is a deep hatred to tear your kid into pieces.
He Zhishu: "... Is it my illusion, I think it seems to be intelligent?"
Herbert said arrogantly: "Otherwise, do you think ordinary beasts can escape my hunting?"
He Zhishu blinked, leaned closer to the cage and said, "Can it understand human speech?" Shaking the cage, "Get off the iron bars if you understand it, and I won't shake you."
Mr. Mouse turned his head away with a sneer.
Why does this figure of two to five to eighty thousand look so familiar?
He Zhishu: "...It seems that it understands."
He crouched down with the cage in his arms. At this moment, Assas looked away from the water reservoir.The brunette alien pursed his lips toward him: "You seem to really like it."
It's not a question of liking it or not.
He Zhishu picked up a mechanical part from the ground and stuck it into the cage. Mr. Mouse bared his teeth and swooped up in retaliation, instantly turning it into a pile of iron filings.
He Zhishu: "...Damn it."
This ferocity beyond horror made He Zhishu's eyes sparkle: "I want to raise it." Think about it, a mouse that can disintegrate hard steel objects in a moment is definitely a must-have tool pet for killing people at home and traveling. !
He said to Mr. Mouse in the iron cage by himself: "Fuck with me, there is meat to eat." Considering that even a smart mouse can't be so smart, He Zhishu tried his best to use concise words. Brief narrative to seduce each other.
Mr. Mouse turned his head: "Zhi Zhi Zhi - Zhi Zhi."
He Zhishu: "Oh, oh."
Mr. Mouse: "Squeak——"
He Zhishu: "No problem!"
Mr. Mouse stretched out his paw: "Squeak."
He Zhishu opened the cage cover, put his index finger and thumb together and shook hands with it: "deal."
Assas and Herbert, who witnessed the whole process of this bizarre cross-species communication: "..."
Mr. Mouse stretched his limbs, nimbly followed He Zhishu's arm and climbed onto his shoulders, found a comfortable position, pulled his hind legs twice, and squatted down.
He Zhishu proudly spread his palms: "Look, as an interstellar captain reserve, I have the first crew member who also serves as a mascot." He is so proud for no reason, all outstanding interstellar navigators have their unique characters on board. pets.
Interstellar S-class pirate Bluebeard Jack has a parrot that can speak 880 eight languages.
The respected merchant captain Chris also raised a black monkey that can excrete rare pure energy.
Herbert stood dumbfounded: "How did you do it?"
He Zhishu laughed unfathomably.
I'll tell you it's a universal communication skill handed down from ancient times - gesticulating?
Assas said without warning: "Given our current environment, Captain, you should have already considered that the ecological composition here is enough to make the creatures on your shoulders carry at least a hundred kinds of pathogenic bacteria?"
He Zhishu's face froze.
Mr. Mouse squeaked angrily, this is Chi Guoguo's slander!It is a neat and clean mouse!Every time I go out, I will wash the dirty things from outside in the puddle in front of the house. If the fur style is not determined by genes, it should be the most elegant and white mouse in Dead Tree City!
——It’s still a mouse.
Seeing the expected expressions of the people on Earth, Assas raised the corners of his lips: "But if you will react to these germs, it would have appeared when the mouse scratched your arm just now."
This makes sense.
He Zhishu was used to the way Asas rewarded a stick with candy, he breathed a sigh of relief, turned to Mr. Mouse and said, "I'll give you a name first, and it's called Gungun." Because you look like a child Too much like a panda.
Rolling flicked his tail and let out a snort, as if he recognized the new name.
Herbert, who was ignored all the way to the end, was very sad, and turned to harass Assas without remembering to eat or beat: "Brother, although you have brought me unforgettable pain before, I will not blame you Yo."
He kicked the well-bandaged instep: "Although the conditions in Dead Tree City are not as good as outside, we have our own unique medical methods." He stared at Assas's empty trousers with concern, " Brother, do you need medicine?"
Assas said coldly: "No need."
Herbert: "...TAT"
He Zhishu shook his head, "If you don't die, you won't die."From the time this golden retriever appeared in front of them until now, he has fully shown his side that is hated by everyone.
It has to be said that this is also an amazing talent.
Maybe in the future he can publish an autobiography with the same title, titled "The Life of the Disliked Herbert".It must be well received.
……
Herbert, who still didn't know that he was beaten by the people on Earth, raised his head and looked at the sunset that was as brilliant as his hair.Clapping his hands resentfully, he said, "Okay, it's time for us to set off. Now is the time when the defense of the Eastern Headquarters is at its weakest."
Why is this?
Randolph was maddeningly fastidious about his diet and evening entertainment, a worthy sensual and sensual tyrant.
Diet is second.
The point is entertainment at night, and as Herbert had said before, Randolph liked fair, thin women.Every night his men would do everything they could to provide him with such a woman for his pleasure.
Tsk tsk, He Zhishu shook his head, so no matter where the tyrants usually take the same route.
j□j, licentiousness, in the end, it must be instigated by a confidante who is all over the country and ruins the people.
But how can there be so many women in the world, and Daji is the only one in Fox Spirit's words.No one is to blame for the tyrant's own death.
Herbert looked at him innocently.
He Zhishu: "..." He suddenly had a bad feeling.
Herbert blinked his watery and harmless blue eyes: "As long as there is a woman, we, as guides, can be easily put into the periphery of the headquarters. Mr. He, you really don't think about opening up for us Is it the safest path?"
He Zhishu: "...you mean to ask me to dress up as a woman?"
He tugged at the loose cloak on his body, "Do you need to change clothes? Or do you put on some makeup? Does the old guy like white spots or black spots or white and black spots? Actually, I don't think it's basically impossible to wrap it in a cloak." Being discovered, it doesn’t mean that all the women here are impoverished…”
Herbert: "...why do you seem to be having fun with it?"
The blond young man couldn't help being a little disappointed, he thought he could appreciate He Zhishu's tangled expression.
He Zhishu thought very openly: "There is nothing to be entangled in the business. If you can propose other safe and harmless entry plans, I can immediately reject the last one." He has no such hobbies.
Assas said suddenly: "No, this is very good."
...Do you have such hobbies? =mouth=!
He Zhishu: "..." Why does he have the illusion that aliens are watching his jokes?Is it really an illusion? !
According to Herbert, because He Zhishu is thin (withered tree city standard), fair (withered tree city standard), and soft (national standard), no makeup is needed to put him in the face, and everyone will naturally think that he is a immature females.
... So how bad the ecology of Dead Tree City is, it can't even raise a soft girl in the traditional sense.
Everything was ready, and He Zhishu, who was crowned with the title of female, was pushed to the front of Randolph's mansion, and a row of guards stood expressionless in front of the iron wall made of alloy.
Under Herbert's gesture, He Zhishu struggled to give them a shy smile. ——Thunder himself.
Later, I heard Assas say that the smile was as stiff as if he had cast plaster on his face.
After reporting the background, a leading guard glanced at them: "Which one of you is the guide?"
Just as Herbert wanted to answer that they were both, Assas spoke first, "It's me."
Herbert was shocked: "..." There is no such thing as crossing the river and tearing down the bridge!
The guard looked at Assas and saw that he was leaning on a cane with his right foot dangling in the air, so he naturally relaxed his vigilance, "Okay, go in. Take care of your girl." He hesitated to speak.
Then blocked the tall and burly Herbert: "Please don't approach people who are irrelevant, otherwise I will take corresponding measures."
Abandoned Herbert: "..."
His mind is full of unloading, killing donkeys, crossing rivers and bridges, filling the well after drinking water, scolding clients when he pulls up his trousers, scolding the cook when he is full, and beating monks after reading scriptures... It seems that this golden retriever is still very educated of.
……
Entering the gate of the headquarters, there is no one inside the outer wall, and many columnar buildings stand on the ground.The huge cistern was right above them, surrounded by metal buildings of all sizes.
He Zhishu straightened his back immediately, and Mr. Mouse poked his head out of his cloak, looking around, "Where do you think Martha will be caught by them?"
Assas: "You should ask the people here."
Do you need to mention this?He Zhishu walked carefully among the buildings, and suddenly found a few cylindrical metal robots hovering in front of the door of one of the low buildings. "This is……"
Assas said: "This is a machine guard, a fully automatic enemy identification mode. They will judge whether they need to be expelled by detecting human malice. If I remember the model correctly, these few here are all The latest model." No wonder the guard outside the door let them in so easily.
He Zhishu tsk tsk: "It's really advanced." Weapon robot, he seems to have never seen such a thing on earth. You must know that people on earth still generally believe that robots will pose a threat to the survival of living things on earth, so how could it be possible to specialize for this kind of thing? Are they armed?Even private installation will be punished severely.
Assas rubbed his ears: "That's because you haven't seen a life imitation double."
He Zhishu's face was full of question marks: "What is that?"
Assas: "A certain star system was originally created to provide training for the guards, but later people found that it was much better than the guards, so they simply let them serve as guards. They are very popular in all universes except the Milky Way. The only shortcoming It's very violent and prone to killing people."
He Zhishu: "..." In the Milky Way, which has long been colonized by people from the earth, it is really not suitable to buy such public facilities that are obviously anti-human.
Beside the cylindrical robot, there are several humanoid skeleton-like mechanical products. They are the same size as human beings, but their appearance is shiny and golden. They are also robots that He Zhishu has never seen before.
He Zhishu asked: "...What is this?"
Assas frowned: "Life imitates a double."
He Zhishu stared back: "...Didn't you say that I haven't seen them?"
Assas: "I see it now."
☆, Earthlings who were paid tribute
This place is so weird.
After listening to Assas' explanation, He Zhishu carefully avoided the patrol vision of the machine guards—although his progress in acquiring most of the book knowledge in school was very problematic, some unpopular courses, For example, he learned the theory and basics of robot operation very diligently.
The so-called one life is a machine house, two lives is still a machine house.
Guard robots, life-simulating doubles... what's next?Terminator?
He Zhishu felt that he had found a reasonable doubt.
Where did so much advanced alien technology emerge from a garbage dump that has been isolated for hundreds of years?Is this also a gift from that scientist to their children and grandchildren?
- Then he wouldn't be a scientist, obviously a Doraemon.
Assas moved his gaze to the largest building below the cistern.Although there are no guards in front of its door, as long as you pay close attention, you will find that the detection range of all nearby mechanical guards is covered here.
This play is typical of 300 taels of silver without silver here.
He Zhishu started walking there, halfway there, but was stopped by a strange voice from behind: "Hey! You went wrong!"
He Zhishu turned his head and immediately became embarrassed.This is a muscular man dressed in rags, as burly as Herbert, but his facial features are obviously much rougher than his.
"Are you the new bitch?"
He Zhishu: "..."
His thoughts paused for a full second, and then he replied stiffly in Assas's expression of watching a show: "I'm new here." He refused to be called the latter adjective.It is said that in this situation, he can still think of holding his throat to play his own role. This kind of self-sacrificing deduction spirit can defend the Oscar with absolute dedication!
The big man with an open mouth embraced a full box with his arms around him, and pointed a finger in the direction completely opposite to the cistern: "Randolph's bedroom is in that direction."
Assas showed a polite smile instead of He Zhishu: "Thank you for the reminder."
...Why didn't I know you were so polite before, splinter monster.He Zhishu snorted, expressing his dissatisfaction with him.Rolling up from between the cloaks, he squeaked in approval of his master.
Assas continued to maintain a gentlemanly voice, as if he was not facing a rough passer-by with a rough face, but an important NPC who absolutely needed to increase his favorability: "If you don't mind, can you show us a way?" ?”
He Zhishu: "..."
Hey, splinter, you don't really want me to go to some Randolph's bedroom, do you?What if you promised to use your identity to sneak in and pull it down?People on earth suddenly feel that there is such a crisis of virginity.
The man who was still kind just now immediately made an expression of avoiding it: "Are you kidding me? I still have a lot of work to do. Count these parts and so on. I can't do without one. Goodbye."
After speaking, he hurried away.
Asas watched him without regret: "It's a pity," he said, stretching out his hand and throwing something in the direction of He Zhishu, who instinctively raised his hand and grabbed it—it was an electronic component.
He Zhishu: "...was it in that person's box just now? When did you get it?" In fact, he wanted to ask you if it was so easy for you to lead the sheep so easily. Did you often do this in the past... Your identity as the separatist is really more and more suspicious. "Besides, what's the use of this?"
Assas replied disapprovingly: "You can use it for whatever you want... Grind your new pet's teeth."
As he said that, he turned around and walked in the direction indicated by the big man without looking back.
He Zhishu stood there in a daze for a while, an unbelievable thought flashed through his mind, and it was immediately snuffed out without a trace.
...Could it be that Assas did this because the big man called him a bitch?
"Have your lower body muscles shrunk suddenly? Hurry up and catch up." Assas urged with a bad attitude from a distance.
……
He Zhishu knocked himself on the head depressingly—to make you feel passionate!
Compared with the huge size of the cistern above his head, Randolph's 'bedroom' can only be described as insignificant, and it looks extremely small and simple.
But countless revolutionary ancestors who have suffered from taking it for granted have told us that people should not be confused by appearances.
Rolling along the way, biting the part almost into slag, He Zhishu played with it before it bites, and found that it is an alloy three times harder than steel, and the manufacturing process is also very delicate, it is very likely It's a part that will be used for an important occasion, no wonder that guy is so nervous.
Of course, this highlights how sharp the billowing teeth are from the side.
He Zhishu stared at the mouth of his new pet and thought about it—I don’t know that mice can’t lose their baby teeth. If you can use this stuff as a material to make a small thing hidden between your fingers...it’s definitely very practical .
……
Stand in front of the 'bedroom' door.
He Zhishu had a very headache.
"You mean, let me go in and find Randolph's secrets about inhibiting bacteria?" He Zhishu had a strange expression, "Are you sure you can find it here?" This is a bedroom, a place where people sleep, not some secret base experiment room.With the title of a tributed girl, he can go in and look around, but can he really find anything useful in it?
Assas said: "The more superior the person, the less secure they feel about important items. For them, holding items in their hands is more reassuring than locking them in a safe, so it is not wrong for him to put the bacteria information under the bed." impossible."
This sounds very reasonable, yes.
He Zhishu thought for a while: "Okay, but you have to keep watch outside, in case someone comes over, I have to hide quickly." It's rare to get here, and mastering the secrets of the fungus may also help Martha and the others.Even if Assas didn't mention it, he didn't want to miss this kind of opportunity that seemed to be within his grasp as soon as he stretched out his hand.
Assas agrees.
So He Zhishu opened the door carefully, and there was no one inside, saying that it was a bedroom, but the place looked as big as a basketball gymnasium.Exquisite furniture is available, the ground is neat and clean, and there seems to be a faint fragrance.
Assas finally fully called up the useful information in the robot wreckage, and projected it as a hologram in the air with the reserved power in the energy tank: "There are only two situations that can explain why she has survived until now. One is that she herself has Antibodies against this corrosive gene were produced."
"Secondly, the genetic organisms in her body have exerted their original functions, activating the girl's cells and mutating them. She is no longer a human being in the general sense."
No matter which possibility is less than two or three thousandths of the probability.
I don't know whether to say Martha is lucky or unlucky.
And because of these two possibilities, the fact that Martha was taken away was no longer simple.
……
Just as He Zhishu was knotting his thoughts and trying to straighten out what had happened so far, there was a sound of being pulled from the lower end of his cloak.He Zhishu scratched his head and turned around to look—swipe!Another group of white shadows passed before his eyes.
...It's impossible to hit a ghost!
He Zhishu turned from grief to anger, he felt that his authority as a human being had been nakedly challenged!Pick up the stick at hand and chase it up.
Don't think that we earthlings are easy to bully!
After a period of chaos, He Zhishu fell to the ground panting.Assas, who had memorized all the information, walked over on crutches, without saying a word, he reached into the gaps in the rubble beside him, and within five seconds he grabbed something that was thumping in his hand.
He Zhishu had chest tightness and shortness of breath on the spot.
"What is this?"
The little guy pinched in the palm of Assas's hand had wicked eyebrows, black and white, and a slender white pointed tail slapped Assas's arm in its terrified struggle.
It has a color distribution like a panda, but its shape is that of a large mouse.
——Once such a setting is accepted...
"The product of genetic mutation under nuclear radiation."
He Zhishu reached out to touch it curiously, and the little thing raised its paw in disdain——shua!
Assas frowned, clenched his knuckles, and the panda mouse, which was grinning and struggling endlessly, immediately became obedient like a cat whose fur has been smoothed.
These days, even mice have begun to bully the good and fear the evil!He Zhishu held his injured finger and burst into tears.
Assas looked at it for a while, no matter what the earth mouse mutated into, he would not be too interested.Finding that He Zhishu was staring at it with glowing eyes, he threw it into his hand: "You like it? Then you can take it."
This was the first time Assas gave him something... He Zhishu was a little flattered.
Even if it's just a mouse.
But he still held the mouse in his hand with great interest, and with Assas threatening him, the little thing clung to his palm so obediently that it dared not move.
"Now the giant panda of the Celestial Dynasty is being transported to the whole universe as a symbol of the interstellar friendship bridge on behalf of the whole world. In addition to the official purchase channel, its price in the smuggling market is also worth buying a super-light-speed B-class starship. The popularity of giant pandas At the same time, it has driven the rapid development of surrounding industries, and this creature that is very similar to a panda is also of great value..."
Although he has no experience in smuggling items, He Zhishu definitely knows that there is a generous buyer in which office in which college, his eyes light up when he hears this strange creature.
Thinking of this, He Zhishu felt that the future was bright, and all the frustrations about Assas in recent months were swept away.
Even the present tangled situation became less worrying.
He is really a qualified money stringer.
He Zhishu sincerely introspected.
☆、Two proud and arrogant people
Just as Assas was playing with the black and white mouse in his hands with great interest, an unexpected visitor suddenly appeared on the other side of the ruins—"Hey, are you here too?"
He Zhishu was taken aback by this extraordinarily lively voice. The blond young man who should have been lying in embarrassment three streets away had a smile like a flower blooming on his face, and stood refreshedly at the edge of the ruins.
He Zhishu: "...We should ask this question, why are you awake?" Didn't it mean that the medicine in that bottle of water can at least make people fall asleep for several days?
Herbert's appearance has obviously been tidied up. Not only is his face refreshed, but the long blond hair over his shoulders is tied into a ponytail and tied behind his head.
If it wasn't for the thick bandage on his foot that was pierced by Assas before, and the blood seeped out, He Zhishu would almost think that the one standing in front of them was not Herbert himself, but his twin brother or something of.
"Pai Xing must have said bad things about me in front of you. He must have said that I put a lot of drugs in your water... How is this possible!" He clenched his fists angrily, "I usually put Bring the antidote with you!"
He Zhishu: "..."
It was him.
After catching a glimpse of the object in He Zhishu's hand, the blond youth filled with righteous indignation suddenly changed his expression of surprise: "Hey, why is it here?"
He Zhishu held up the mouse with question marks all over his face: "You...know each other?"
Herbert shook his head: "No, this mouse is very famous in the East District. It takes pleasure in robbing and destroying the goods of food merchants. Someone once caught it and locked it in an iron cage. The next day, it was found that the cage had been bitten Big hole and it got away with it long ago. And biting everything in that store into an 'SB' shape."
He Zhishu: "..."
What a maverick King Kong mouse this is!
Herbert clicked his hand to touch it, the black and white mouse had a sharp mouth, and the good guy had shiny silver teeth, as expected of the teeth that had broken steel: "At that time, the merchant who had destroyed the goods offered a huge reward, and I also tried to Grab it." He stroked the tip of his hair with lingering fear on his face, "I don't want to think about the consequences at all..."
He Zhishu thought to himself, should he first tell him that this difficult little monster Assas can train him to be obedient with his bare hands, or should he quickly ask him how much the reward is so that he can exchange it for money?
Tell him first that he will appreciate Herbert's tangled expression, but then he might not tell himself where to receive the reward.
...Oh, what a tough decision.
Assas saw his wandering expression, knowing that He Zhishu was thinking wildly again, he raised his chin and asked Herbert: "Where are Paixing and the others taken?"
Herbert tilted his head harmlessly, and his brilliant blond hair trembled in the wind with his movements: "The headquarters of the Eastern Region was built under the cistern. Shock it, only that old man with a brain full of water like Randolph would do that, I heard that he also built something called a fountain in the mansion... Tsk tsk, you outsiders must have seen what it looks like?"
Building a fountain in an environment comparable to a desert-this is indeed the rhythm of a subjugated tyrant.
He Zhishu shook his head with his tsk-tsk, and the earthling with a strong mind (by the standards of the Milky Way) and an open-minded person suddenly thought of the round meat ball that was soaked in the bathtub of the apartment when the topic of the pool was discussed——fuck!
He turned his head and asked Assas: "Is your ball okay after it's been out for so long?"
Assas said: "Before I left, I added a water change item in Forrest Gump's schedule..." He turned his head meaningfully, "Why, you care about my split body?"
"Are you kidding!" He Zhishu turned his head and said stiffly: "I'm worried that if it rots in the bathroom, how will I take a shower in the future?"
Herbert couldn't get involved in their conversation, so he simply changed one. The blond young man showed his trademark bright smile and said happily: "How about it, are you going to Randolph's? I can lead the way for free!"
He Zhishu: "..."
I'm sorry, brother, did you not notice that your trustworthiness is originally zero, and if you act so old-fashioned, it will easily turn your trustworthiness into a negative number?
Besides, what were they going to do with that Randolph?
Help Pai Xing save Martha?He Zhishu curled his lips, it's too messy!They have only been in this area for less than a day, and they have only spoken a few words to these two people, and the power situation in Dry Tree Mountain is also completely confused.Isn't there a saying that the Virgin Mary also has that capital?
At this time, He Zhishu found a familiar bright blue in the ruins not far away. He walked over to push away the dust and found that it was the picture book he used to tell stories to Martha.
——"My brother is amazing! Can Martha be a star captain when she grows up?"
……
Rubbing the cover of the picture album, He Zhishu's thoughts were drawn to the previous life.He recalled that when he was a child, after listening to his father's stories in the universe, he said with great interest that he wanted to be an astronaut, which was exactly the same as the little Martha he saw last.
……
He Zhishu suddenly hit his head with the album.
Stop the flood of unnecessary sympathy!Have you forgotten what happens to you every time you have a seizure!
Herbert blinked and continued: "I'm from the West District, and I've always been at odds with people from the East District. I know you very well—especially this little brother is not an ordinary person, and I happen to have some things that need to go to the East District Headquarters, as the saying goes, the enemy of an enemy is a friend, how about we be friends for a while?"
Assas slowly touched the top of the crutch, and replied unexpectedly: "Yes."
Huh? ! !
He Zhishu was very surprised. He was still struggling with how to speak so as not to be scorned by the aliens. The split blamed you for being so humane all of a sudden!
He felt that it must not be that he and Assas had a tacit understanding, and besides, how could he have such a big face.
Herbert was very happy that the proposal was adopted, and he immediately suggested to take a rest here to replenish his strength before visiting the mysterious headquarters.
"How long have you been in Dead Tree Mountain? You must be very hungry and tired! I know a good place where you can exchange a kidney for a hearty dinner, hahaha, of course I'm joking."
Assas indifferently withdrew the crutch resting on his instep.
The food brought from the drunken old man's shop was found to be clean after inspection. He Zhishu found a pot in the ruins of the house, put it in the air vent, brushed it vigorously, and started a fire.
He wasn't worried about hygiene at all. Judging by how much Paixing attached importance to his daughter's health, the utensils in the house must be as clean as possible.
Then he rummaged in the food bag and found some potatoes and some dry bread, and even found himself sweeping in some seasoning in his haste.
Herbert, a native of Dead Tree City, marveled at these big bags and small bags, and then said where they came from: "You must have searched the shop of the old man who was drunk, remember to call me next time, I know he sent good things Where are they all placed?"
……
In this life, He Zhishu's adoptive mother was a chef.
After hearing and seeing from a young age, he has long been able to make delicious food by simply seasoning simple ingredients like now.
Herbert tried to help him, such as peeling potatoes, but He Zhishu flatly refused—who knows if he would smear some strange things on it while he was in the middle of the mess, he didn’t want to lie down and remove it as soon as he woke up. Organs on the operating table.
Assas is still the uncle of the family.
But when He Zhishu turned to take care of the fire, when he turned his head, three peeled potatoes were put on the pot lid.
He Zhishu: "..."
He scanned the two people at the scene with his eyes, and finally stayed firmly on the expressionless alien.
He Zhishu: "...you actually think my cooking is delicious, right?"
Assas turned his face away, fiddling with the remains of the robot at hand.
Stop being arrogant, awkward alien!
After cleaning up the ingredients and putting them into the pot for stewing, He Zhishu took the remaining potato skins and moved them to the cage where the black and white mice were held—this was also found from the ruins. They rummaged through it, and He Zhishu suspected that even the laser gun and bazooka could be dug out if they dig deeper.
I put the skin in for a while, but there was no movement, and then I pushed it in again.
After a while, a small black paw stretched out from the cage, and quickly grabbed the potato chips away.
It didn't take long for the sound of chewing and chewing to come from the cage.
"..."
Oops, what to do if I want to raise it.
☆、Earthlings who keep pets
The sky gradually darkened, and the daytime of Kushu Mountain was too hot, but towards dusk, a biting cold air gradually emerged from the ground.
The feeling of fullness after ingesting the food made He Zhishu feel a little drowsy. Before it was dark, He Zhishu was so cold that he sneezed several times and wrapped his cloak tightly.The teeth were clucking, and I couldn't help but lean towards the alien.
However, Assas' body temperature was astonishingly low, and he couldn't bear to move back to the original place after squatting for a while.
He Zhishu took out the water bottle he had looted from the drunk old man's shop, unscrewed the cap and took a sip.The dry throat was instantly moisturized.This was the first sip of water he drank on Dry Tree Mountain. Before that, he tried his best to restrain the desire to drink water and cry, and disguised himself as an inhuman creature without sweat glands like Asas.Don't drag people down, but no matter how you do psychological construction, the biological structure cannot be changed.
After ingesting the liquid, the earthlings let out a sigh of relief, which caused the aliens to frown slightly——sighs are bothering you again.It was as if he had taken some illegal drug, and his whole life was over again.
He swirled his tongue around his lips, licked off the remaining drops of water, and then poked Assas: "Do you want it?"
The black-haired alien has been staring at the direction of the reservoir without blinking since just now, his thin lips are slightly pursed, and no one can guess what he is thinking from that expressionless face.
The earthling with a hot face and a cold ass twitched the corners of his mouth as usual, but when he turned around, he found that Herbert was staring at him eagerly.
Herbert: "...^o^"
He Zhishu: "..."
He lowered his head and picked up the cage containing the mice, and pushed the mouth of the bottle closer together: "What about you?"
The glass heart of the blond young man was instantly shattered into pieces: "It's not fair!" He said angrily, "Why am I treated worse than a mouse!"
Of course, He Zhishu would not give the mouth of the bottle that he will continue to drink later to this most recognizable four-sea pollution in history.
He just enjoyed admiring Herbert's troubled expression.
After hanging around with Assas for a long time, he has been led to ruin, He Zhishu self-criticized without guilt.
He moved his face closer to the cage, and found that there were many obvious bite marks on it.
Although the ferocity of this Mr. Mouse was beyond his imagination, He Zhishu, who had long been used to dealing with non-human creatures, did not feel panicked. He picked up the potato chips that Assas had peeled off, and carefully moved them to the mouth of the cage. Mr. Mouse moved over slowly as if attracted, and then opened his mouth suddenly to reveal a mouthful of sharp fangs.
At the critical moment when the sharp teeth bit his finger, He Zhishu suddenly withdrew his hand, and shook the cage vigorously to punish the disobedient little guy.
But strange things happened.
After shaking the cage, He Zhishu found that the mouse was holding the edge of the cage with its sharp claws, and its hairy body was firmly attached to it. It was not affected by the vibration at all, but stared at it with its small round eyes. with him.Grinning at him, there is a deep hatred to tear your kid into pieces.
He Zhishu: "... Is it my illusion, I think it seems to be intelligent?"
Herbert said arrogantly: "Otherwise, do you think ordinary beasts can escape my hunting?"
He Zhishu blinked, leaned closer to the cage and said, "Can it understand human speech?" Shaking the cage, "Get off the iron bars if you understand it, and I won't shake you."
Mr. Mouse turned his head away with a sneer.
Why does this figure of two to five to eighty thousand look so familiar?
He Zhishu: "...It seems that it understands."
He crouched down with the cage in his arms. At this moment, Assas looked away from the water reservoir.The brunette alien pursed his lips toward him: "You seem to really like it."
It's not a question of liking it or not.
He Zhishu picked up a mechanical part from the ground and stuck it into the cage. Mr. Mouse bared his teeth and swooped up in retaliation, instantly turning it into a pile of iron filings.
He Zhishu: "...Damn it."
This ferocity beyond horror made He Zhishu's eyes sparkle: "I want to raise it." Think about it, a mouse that can disintegrate hard steel objects in a moment is definitely a must-have tool pet for killing people at home and traveling. !
He said to Mr. Mouse in the iron cage by himself: "Fuck with me, there is meat to eat." Considering that even a smart mouse can't be so smart, He Zhishu tried his best to use concise words. Brief narrative to seduce each other.
Mr. Mouse turned his head: "Zhi Zhi Zhi - Zhi Zhi."
He Zhishu: "Oh, oh."
Mr. Mouse: "Squeak——"
He Zhishu: "No problem!"
Mr. Mouse stretched out his paw: "Squeak."
He Zhishu opened the cage cover, put his index finger and thumb together and shook hands with it: "deal."
Assas and Herbert, who witnessed the whole process of this bizarre cross-species communication: "..."
Mr. Mouse stretched his limbs, nimbly followed He Zhishu's arm and climbed onto his shoulders, found a comfortable position, pulled his hind legs twice, and squatted down.
He Zhishu proudly spread his palms: "Look, as an interstellar captain reserve, I have the first crew member who also serves as a mascot." He is so proud for no reason, all outstanding interstellar navigators have their unique characters on board. pets.
Interstellar S-class pirate Bluebeard Jack has a parrot that can speak 880 eight languages.
The respected merchant captain Chris also raised a black monkey that can excrete rare pure energy.
Herbert stood dumbfounded: "How did you do it?"
He Zhishu laughed unfathomably.
I'll tell you it's a universal communication skill handed down from ancient times - gesticulating?
Assas said without warning: "Given our current environment, Captain, you should have already considered that the ecological composition here is enough to make the creatures on your shoulders carry at least a hundred kinds of pathogenic bacteria?"
He Zhishu's face froze.
Mr. Mouse squeaked angrily, this is Chi Guoguo's slander!It is a neat and clean mouse!Every time I go out, I will wash the dirty things from outside in the puddle in front of the house. If the fur style is not determined by genes, it should be the most elegant and white mouse in Dead Tree City!
——It’s still a mouse.
Seeing the expected expressions of the people on Earth, Assas raised the corners of his lips: "But if you will react to these germs, it would have appeared when the mouse scratched your arm just now."
This makes sense.
He Zhishu was used to the way Asas rewarded a stick with candy, he breathed a sigh of relief, turned to Mr. Mouse and said, "I'll give you a name first, and it's called Gungun." Because you look like a child Too much like a panda.
Rolling flicked his tail and let out a snort, as if he recognized the new name.
Herbert, who was ignored all the way to the end, was very sad, and turned to harass Assas without remembering to eat or beat: "Brother, although you have brought me unforgettable pain before, I will not blame you Yo."
He kicked the well-bandaged instep: "Although the conditions in Dead Tree City are not as good as outside, we have our own unique medical methods." He stared at Assas's empty trousers with concern, " Brother, do you need medicine?"
Assas said coldly: "No need."
Herbert: "...TAT"
He Zhishu shook his head, "If you don't die, you won't die."From the time this golden retriever appeared in front of them until now, he has fully shown his side that is hated by everyone.
It has to be said that this is also an amazing talent.
Maybe in the future he can publish an autobiography with the same title, titled "The Life of the Disliked Herbert".It must be well received.
……
Herbert, who still didn't know that he was beaten by the people on Earth, raised his head and looked at the sunset that was as brilliant as his hair.Clapping his hands resentfully, he said, "Okay, it's time for us to set off. Now is the time when the defense of the Eastern Headquarters is at its weakest."
Why is this?
Randolph was maddeningly fastidious about his diet and evening entertainment, a worthy sensual and sensual tyrant.
Diet is second.
The point is entertainment at night, and as Herbert had said before, Randolph liked fair, thin women.Every night his men would do everything they could to provide him with such a woman for his pleasure.
Tsk tsk, He Zhishu shook his head, so no matter where the tyrants usually take the same route.
j□j, licentiousness, in the end, it must be instigated by a confidante who is all over the country and ruins the people.
But how can there be so many women in the world, and Daji is the only one in Fox Spirit's words.No one is to blame for the tyrant's own death.
Herbert looked at him innocently.
He Zhishu: "..." He suddenly had a bad feeling.
Herbert blinked his watery and harmless blue eyes: "As long as there is a woman, we, as guides, can be easily put into the periphery of the headquarters. Mr. He, you really don't think about opening up for us Is it the safest path?"
He Zhishu: "...you mean to ask me to dress up as a woman?"
He tugged at the loose cloak on his body, "Do you need to change clothes? Or do you put on some makeup? Does the old guy like white spots or black spots or white and black spots? Actually, I don't think it's basically impossible to wrap it in a cloak." Being discovered, it doesn’t mean that all the women here are impoverished…”
Herbert: "...why do you seem to be having fun with it?"
The blond young man couldn't help being a little disappointed, he thought he could appreciate He Zhishu's tangled expression.
He Zhishu thought very openly: "There is nothing to be entangled in the business. If you can propose other safe and harmless entry plans, I can immediately reject the last one." He has no such hobbies.
Assas said suddenly: "No, this is very good."
...Do you have such hobbies? =mouth=!
He Zhishu: "..." Why does he have the illusion that aliens are watching his jokes?Is it really an illusion? !
According to Herbert, because He Zhishu is thin (withered tree city standard), fair (withered tree city standard), and soft (national standard), no makeup is needed to put him in the face, and everyone will naturally think that he is a immature females.
... So how bad the ecology of Dead Tree City is, it can't even raise a soft girl in the traditional sense.
Everything was ready, and He Zhishu, who was crowned with the title of female, was pushed to the front of Randolph's mansion, and a row of guards stood expressionless in front of the iron wall made of alloy.
Under Herbert's gesture, He Zhishu struggled to give them a shy smile. ——Thunder himself.
Later, I heard Assas say that the smile was as stiff as if he had cast plaster on his face.
After reporting the background, a leading guard glanced at them: "Which one of you is the guide?"
Just as Herbert wanted to answer that they were both, Assas spoke first, "It's me."
Herbert was shocked: "..." There is no such thing as crossing the river and tearing down the bridge!
The guard looked at Assas and saw that he was leaning on a cane with his right foot dangling in the air, so he naturally relaxed his vigilance, "Okay, go in. Take care of your girl." He hesitated to speak.
Then blocked the tall and burly Herbert: "Please don't approach people who are irrelevant, otherwise I will take corresponding measures."
Abandoned Herbert: "..."
His mind is full of unloading, killing donkeys, crossing rivers and bridges, filling the well after drinking water, scolding clients when he pulls up his trousers, scolding the cook when he is full, and beating monks after reading scriptures... It seems that this golden retriever is still very educated of.
……
Entering the gate of the headquarters, there is no one inside the outer wall, and many columnar buildings stand on the ground.The huge cistern was right above them, surrounded by metal buildings of all sizes.
He Zhishu straightened his back immediately, and Mr. Mouse poked his head out of his cloak, looking around, "Where do you think Martha will be caught by them?"
Assas: "You should ask the people here."
Do you need to mention this?He Zhishu walked carefully among the buildings, and suddenly found a few cylindrical metal robots hovering in front of the door of one of the low buildings. "This is……"
Assas said: "This is a machine guard, a fully automatic enemy identification mode. They will judge whether they need to be expelled by detecting human malice. If I remember the model correctly, these few here are all The latest model." No wonder the guard outside the door let them in so easily.
He Zhishu tsk tsk: "It's really advanced." Weapon robot, he seems to have never seen such a thing on earth. You must know that people on earth still generally believe that robots will pose a threat to the survival of living things on earth, so how could it be possible to specialize for this kind of thing? Are they armed?Even private installation will be punished severely.
Assas rubbed his ears: "That's because you haven't seen a life imitation double."
He Zhishu's face was full of question marks: "What is that?"
Assas: "A certain star system was originally created to provide training for the guards, but later people found that it was much better than the guards, so they simply let them serve as guards. They are very popular in all universes except the Milky Way. The only shortcoming It's very violent and prone to killing people."
He Zhishu: "..." In the Milky Way, which has long been colonized by people from the earth, it is really not suitable to buy such public facilities that are obviously anti-human.
Beside the cylindrical robot, there are several humanoid skeleton-like mechanical products. They are the same size as human beings, but their appearance is shiny and golden. They are also robots that He Zhishu has never seen before.
He Zhishu asked: "...What is this?"
Assas frowned: "Life imitates a double."
He Zhishu stared back: "...Didn't you say that I haven't seen them?"
Assas: "I see it now."
☆, Earthlings who were paid tribute
This place is so weird.
After listening to Assas' explanation, He Zhishu carefully avoided the patrol vision of the machine guards—although his progress in acquiring most of the book knowledge in school was very problematic, some unpopular courses, For example, he learned the theory and basics of robot operation very diligently.
The so-called one life is a machine house, two lives is still a machine house.
Guard robots, life-simulating doubles... what's next?Terminator?
He Zhishu felt that he had found a reasonable doubt.
Where did so much advanced alien technology emerge from a garbage dump that has been isolated for hundreds of years?Is this also a gift from that scientist to their children and grandchildren?
- Then he wouldn't be a scientist, obviously a Doraemon.
Assas moved his gaze to the largest building below the cistern.Although there are no guards in front of its door, as long as you pay close attention, you will find that the detection range of all nearby mechanical guards is covered here.
This play is typical of 300 taels of silver without silver here.
He Zhishu started walking there, halfway there, but was stopped by a strange voice from behind: "Hey! You went wrong!"
He Zhishu turned his head and immediately became embarrassed.This is a muscular man dressed in rags, as burly as Herbert, but his facial features are obviously much rougher than his.
"Are you the new bitch?"
He Zhishu: "..."
His thoughts paused for a full second, and then he replied stiffly in Assas's expression of watching a show: "I'm new here." He refused to be called the latter adjective.It is said that in this situation, he can still think of holding his throat to play his own role. This kind of self-sacrificing deduction spirit can defend the Oscar with absolute dedication!
The big man with an open mouth embraced a full box with his arms around him, and pointed a finger in the direction completely opposite to the cistern: "Randolph's bedroom is in that direction."
Assas showed a polite smile instead of He Zhishu: "Thank you for the reminder."
...Why didn't I know you were so polite before, splinter monster.He Zhishu snorted, expressing his dissatisfaction with him.Rolling up from between the cloaks, he squeaked in approval of his master.
Assas continued to maintain a gentlemanly voice, as if he was not facing a rough passer-by with a rough face, but an important NPC who absolutely needed to increase his favorability: "If you don't mind, can you show us a way?" ?”
He Zhishu: "..."
Hey, splinter, you don't really want me to go to some Randolph's bedroom, do you?What if you promised to use your identity to sneak in and pull it down?People on earth suddenly feel that there is such a crisis of virginity.
The man who was still kind just now immediately made an expression of avoiding it: "Are you kidding me? I still have a lot of work to do. Count these parts and so on. I can't do without one. Goodbye."
After speaking, he hurried away.
Asas watched him without regret: "It's a pity," he said, stretching out his hand and throwing something in the direction of He Zhishu, who instinctively raised his hand and grabbed it—it was an electronic component.
He Zhishu: "...was it in that person's box just now? When did you get it?" In fact, he wanted to ask you if it was so easy for you to lead the sheep so easily. Did you often do this in the past... Your identity as the separatist is really more and more suspicious. "Besides, what's the use of this?"
Assas replied disapprovingly: "You can use it for whatever you want... Grind your new pet's teeth."
As he said that, he turned around and walked in the direction indicated by the big man without looking back.
He Zhishu stood there in a daze for a while, an unbelievable thought flashed through his mind, and it was immediately snuffed out without a trace.
...Could it be that Assas did this because the big man called him a bitch?
"Have your lower body muscles shrunk suddenly? Hurry up and catch up." Assas urged with a bad attitude from a distance.
……
He Zhishu knocked himself on the head depressingly—to make you feel passionate!
Compared with the huge size of the cistern above his head, Randolph's 'bedroom' can only be described as insignificant, and it looks extremely small and simple.
But countless revolutionary ancestors who have suffered from taking it for granted have told us that people should not be confused by appearances.
Rolling along the way, biting the part almost into slag, He Zhishu played with it before it bites, and found that it is an alloy three times harder than steel, and the manufacturing process is also very delicate, it is very likely It's a part that will be used for an important occasion, no wonder that guy is so nervous.
Of course, this highlights how sharp the billowing teeth are from the side.
He Zhishu stared at the mouth of his new pet and thought about it—I don’t know that mice can’t lose their baby teeth. If you can use this stuff as a material to make a small thing hidden between your fingers...it’s definitely very practical .
……
Stand in front of the 'bedroom' door.
He Zhishu had a very headache.
"You mean, let me go in and find Randolph's secrets about inhibiting bacteria?" He Zhishu had a strange expression, "Are you sure you can find it here?" This is a bedroom, a place where people sleep, not some secret base experiment room.With the title of a tributed girl, he can go in and look around, but can he really find anything useful in it?
Assas said: "The more superior the person, the less secure they feel about important items. For them, holding items in their hands is more reassuring than locking them in a safe, so it is not wrong for him to put the bacteria information under the bed." impossible."
This sounds very reasonable, yes.
He Zhishu thought for a while: "Okay, but you have to keep watch outside, in case someone comes over, I have to hide quickly." It's rare to get here, and mastering the secrets of the fungus may also help Martha and the others.Even if Assas didn't mention it, he didn't want to miss this kind of opportunity that seemed to be within his grasp as soon as he stretched out his hand.
Assas agrees.
So He Zhishu opened the door carefully, and there was no one inside, saying that it was a bedroom, but the place looked as big as a basketball gymnasium.Exquisite furniture is available, the ground is neat and clean, and there seems to be a faint fragrance.
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