Jumping beam clown mixed history

Chuan Shan stopped the flying sky shuttle and looked at the cultivators blocking their way.

There were five cultivators blocking the way.The leader is a young man of medium build. The man looks ordinary, but he has a three-point enchanting charm because of a black lotus flower on his forehead.

Behind the man is a pair of handsome, gorgeously dressed twins. The twins, a man and a woman, seem to be young, but their faces have already formed a rebellious look. They look like young masters and young ladies who lived in the upper class since childhood and are used to giving orders. .

Three steps away from the twins stood two adult men on the left and right, and the man who had identified the two of them in the whirlwind just now was among them.

"Leave the lotus throne and your storage bags, and then you can leave after disposing of your hands and feet." Elder Yun stood in the air and said calmly.

"Fifth Uncle, isn't this kind of punishment too light?" The boy among the twins said dissatisfied.

"That's right! Uncle Wu, that monk with the hair even beat my brother and me, how could he be so cheap!" Another girl among the twins also yelled.

"Then what do you think?" Elder Yun seemed to dote on the twins very much, adding a slight smile to his indifferent expression.

"Let them kowtow to us to admit their mistakes, slap themselves a hundred times, then abolish their dantians, and take them back to be miners." The young man suggested.

"No, it's still cheaper for them. That monk ruined one of my favorite clothes, so I have to skin him! And that ugly monster, he's the worst! I'm going to throw his cramp, skin and bones into the frying pan Then feed it to the hungry ghosts." The girl stared at Peach Blossom, her eyes almost sparkled.

Tao Hua made faces at the girl, sticking out her tongue three feet long.

Ji Shishi felt disgusted when he saw it, so he stuffed his tongue back again.

"Uncle Wu! Look, look, look, that ugly monster is too much! How dare he laugh at me! I... I'm so mad!" The girl stomped her feet angrily.

Elder Yun patted her, "It's just a clown, don't take it seriously."

"But……"

"Okay, sister, don't be angry." The young man made a decision, "I will catch that ugly monster later to vent your anger on you, as well as the monk. Fifth uncle, the monk and the ugly monster will be handed over to me and my sister. The fat pig and the man with the red scarf abolished their dantians and sent them back to be miners, what do you think?"

Fat pig?Geng Er was angry.Why do these people like to make such fundamental mistakes, can pigs and turtles be the same?

Chuanshan was also angry.He doesn't mind others mistaking Geng Er's type, but he doesn't mind others talking about his sweetheart in such a mocking and contemptuous tone.A bunch of blind idiots can't appreciate his chubby beauty at all.But he didn't want these blind people to appreciate it either.

And...he hates mining!He once swore that if anyone dared to force him into the bottom of the cave, he would cut off the root of that guy's offspring, and then use the root of that offspring to explode that guy's chrysanthemum!

How dare these blind people make him a miner?How dare you scold his baby two?Very well, he will let them know how wonderful the underground world is.

"Did you hear that?" Elder Yun looked at Chuanshan and the other four, his loose eyes seemed to be looking at four fleas, "The monk and the clown came and knelt at Jin Yuyinxiao's feet, waiting for them to deal with them. The little fat man and the red scarf man did it themselves Use yourself up."

"Did you hear that? My fifth uncle told you to do it yourself! Hmph, I advise you to be smart. If you do it yourself, you can still survive. Monks and ugly monsters can at least leave their souls intact. If you let my fifth uncle do it, You won't even leave your soul behind. Hey! You guys, don't let me die! I'll count you to ten, ten, nine..."

When the girl heard her brother start counting, she also excitedly followed, "Eight, seven..."

"Guys who think they are masters seem to like to talk to themselves." Chuanshan smiled with folded arms.

"It's a disease." Ji Shishi said with no expression on his face.

"Actually, I occasionally suffer from this disease." Chuanshan said honestly, "But when I have this disease, it's usually when I want to start a war."

"Hit?" Ji Shishi asked coldly.Even if he could see that Elder Yun's cultivation level was definitely higher than his by more than one level, but with a firm heart, he had no fear at all.He was able to be on the list of top ten villains in the black prison because he was ruthless enough, ruthless to others, and even more ruthless to himself.As for whether his companion can accompany him to the end, he has the experience of escaping from the black prison together before, so he doesn't have to worry about it at all.

"Well, beat these sons of bitches, especially those two little ones, if you beat them until you don't even know their parents, I'll be a monk with you from tomorrow on." Chuan Shan scolded with a smile.

"What are you waiting for!"

When Yunzheng saw his two nephews running back crying, saying that the magic treasure lotus throne he gave them had been robbed, he was not very happy at the time.What's more, someone happened to be a guest at his place at that time. Hearing that Jin Yuyinxiao was robbed, he seemed concerned, but he didn't know how to laugh at him in his heart.

He has been in Ho Saturn for five days. Who among the dignified figures of various sects on Ho Saturn doesn't know that these twins are his most beloved pair of nephews in Yunzheng?

There were those who were not open-eyed and dared to snatch the magic weapon he gave him, and even dared to beat his nephews.

If he didn't know which sect the two thieves came from, he would have come to ask for a reason.

But it doesn't matter if you don't know who the two thieves are. The lotus magic weapon he made, as long as the spiritual thread inside is not broken, and it is not far away from him, he can sense where the magic weapon is.

In order not to let anyone find out that the spiritual threads inside were severed, he immediately set off on the road after hearing the cries of his nephews.The big Saturn man who was a guest at his place offered to help him find it, but he refused.The Yun family's affairs are settled by the Yun family themselves, and no one outside can interfere!

I searched all the way according to my feeling, and I found those two thieves, and even saw their accomplices.

The four people are all in the Qi Condensation period, and the two have reached the Qi Condensation Dzogchen realm.

...With such a low level of cultivation, how dare he come to snatch Yunzheng's things from him?It's ridiculous!

Not to mention the Yunzheng who has reached the Nascent Soul stage, even if there is an alchemy cultivator, these four people will definitely only be trampled to death.

At the beginning, he really didn't pay attention to these four people...

In the main hall of the Houtu Gate, Yang Guangming pulled Bai Tong's collar and cursed arrogantly: "You are back, where is my apprentice?"

"He's not your apprentice, is he?"

"Is he not my apprentice? Is he your apprentice? Tell me! What did you do to my apprentice?"

Bai Tong was grabbed by the collar, but his posture was as elegant as a king receiving a citizen, and he touched Yang Guangming's old face with lightning speed.

Yang Guangming punched it, "Ah bah! You dare to tease me. You want me to die for you!"

"I don't want to know where your apprentice is?"

Yang Guangming's fist stopped abruptly, "It is said that no matter how many people enter the Blood Soul Sea at the same time, they will be separated in the end. Will you know the whereabouts of Chuanshan?"

"Since you know all about it, why do you still force me to ask? You...do you miss me?"

"Bullshit! Bah, bah, bah! Ghosts miss you, no, this old man doesn't miss you at all. This old man can't wait for you, the devil, to die soon!"

Bai Tong looked at Yang Guangming with snow-white eyes without a trace of variegation, "My time to cross the catastrophe is coming soon."

"I wish you to be struck dead by lightning!"

"Are you sure about crossing the catastrophe?"

Yang Guangming's face was dark, "Are you showing off that you, the devil, may be better than me?"

Bai Tong still looked at him steadfastly, "If I succeed in crossing the catastrophe and enter the Real Demon Realm from now on, we will not be able to see each other for a long time. I heard that the real Demon Realm preys on the weak, and maybe we will never have the chance to meet again."

"So what?"

"But if I practice dispersing demons and you practice dispersing immortals, you and I still have a chance to live together in this world."

"Why does the old man want to cultivate Sanxian? If you are afraid..."

"I'm afraid you will die."

"..." Yang Guangming held back for a long time before choking out a sentence: "None of your business!"

Bai Tong suddenly looked up.

Yang Guangming also felt it at the same time, and his face suddenly dropped, "Which family's kid came to ask for a beating?"

"Brother! Chuanshan is back! Chuanshan and the others are back!" Yang Debao yelled and rushed into the main hall. Ever since there were only two brothers and sisters in Houtumen, the two never thought about maintaining their appearance in the sect. The problem.

As soon as Yang Debao rushed into the hall, he saw his senior brother Yang Guangming sitting on the top futon in a fairy-like manner, and the demon cultivator Baitong who was very close to them was about ten feet away from him.

"Chuan Shan? You said the person outside is Chuan Shan?" Yang Guangming opened his eyes and stood up abruptly, "Quick! Let him come in to see me."

"Yes, senior brother." Yang Debao smiled openly, then turned and left.

"Wait!" Yang Guangming frowned, "Why can't I feel that kid's breath?"

"Senior brother, can I still lie to you? Chuanshan and the others have all come and brought back a friend, just outside the main hall. Didn't senior brother notice it? Neither did I! Hahaha! That kid Chuanshan is amazing , the flying sky shuttle he made can actually disappear, if they didn't take the initiative to show their figures, I still can't see... Senior brother?"

Bai Tong showed a slight smile, "He couldn't wait, so he ran out. Let's go, let's go out and have a look."

He was also very curious about how Chuanshan concealed his aura so that neither he nor Guangming could detect it.This has nothing to do with the flying sky shuttle. When they first appeared outside Houtumen Mountain Gate, he and Guangming noticed three people approaching Houtumen, but Chuanshan was not among them.

Heh, maybe that kid got some special opportunity in Blood Soul Sea.No matter what the kid's cultivation level is now, just relying on this unique skill of concealing his breath is enough for him to save his life on most occasions.

Chuan Shan sat on a big rock and waited for Yang Guangming to summon him.Affected by those years of military life, even though he is not an honest person by nature, he has learned the importance of rules and etiquette at certain times.In his eyes, the main hall of Houtumen is similar to Wangtou's military tent, and in his heart, it is not a place where he can be insulted and intrude at will.

When Yang Debao found him, he wondered why he didn't enter the main hall directly, but landed the flying shuttle outside the mountain gate.

Chuanshan didn't explain, if he hadn't seen Yang Debao, he would have sent his voice in first.He can talk nonsense with Yang Guangming, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't take Yang Guangming seriously. On the contrary, he attaches great importance to and respects this old man.It was in his nature to respect those who deserved it, and to give them his own respect, and that would never change.

What's more, being nurtured by those masters in the Blood Soul Sea for hundreds of years has also made him deeply understand one thing, that is: people can be arrogant, but they can't be rude, unless you want to make enemies with the other party or don't care about the other party at all.There is no creature in this world that is so arrogant that it doesn't take everything seriously. A mountain is higher than a mountain. If you can't realize this, unscrupulous arrogance will only make this creature die faster.

Undoubtedly, his actions scratched the itch of Yang Guangming and his brothers. They didn't show it on their faces, but they were very satisfied in their hearts.Who doesn't want to be respected?

"Yeah! Brother Fourteen, look, this goat can breathe fire! Wow, there is a stream here, my God, people thought there was no oasis on this planet, and it turned out to be occupied by these sects. Brother Fourteen, Let's get a roast goat, people are hungry."

"Don't talk about others here, you caused the disaster just now. If you weren't greedy for the lotus throne, we would never have provoked such a big enemy!" Geng Er didn't like to make trouble, He didn't like Taohua coveting his food even more, and angrily took out a fruit to grind his teeth.

"What kind of big enemy, it's not for Brother Skeleton to solve it. Brother Skeleton, you are so powerful now." Woohoo, he has become weaker, and if he wants to deal with that timid and timid turtle in the future, it will depend on the face of his parents.

"Bring it." Chuanshan appeared in front of Taohua and stretched out his hand.