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"Ah──!" Wu Shaohua screamed.

"Lang Jun!" The woman threw herself into Wu Shaohua's arms.

"Ahhhh!" Wu Shaohua screamed.

The woman lowered her head, hugged Wu Shaohua tightly, and said with tears in her eyes, "Lang Jun, don't you remember me, Sister Luo?"

"you you you……"

"You what? Did you say you forgot me?" The woman pushed away Wu Shaohua, who was three points shorter than him, put one hand on his hips, and pointed Wu Shaohua's nose with the other hand, scolding: "You heartless, it's useless for me to treat you Once you are deeply in love, now that you are rich, you will forget about me as a poor wife, right?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong! Mother... let's talk in the tent." Wu Shaohua said in pain, trembling.

"Lang Jun──!" The woman rushed forward again.Joyfully dragging Wu Shaohua's arm, he walked into the tent, and said as he walked, "Mr., you are so annoying. As soon as we meet, I want to be with him...that, I hate it!"

The onlookers were in an uproar.

"Wu Tou is amazing."

"Yeah yeah."

"No wonder he won't say he's married."

"Understood. If it were me, I would have strangled to death if I married such a woman!"

"It's ugly!"

"Uh-huh!"

"I've never seen such an ugly woman!"

"Is she really a woman?"

"She has such big breasts, it should be... right?"

"Anyway, it's the same if you blow out the lamp."

"It's not the same after blowing the lamp, I feel like she is taller than Wutou..."

"They're in the tent!"

"By the way, that woman said she was coming to consummate the marriage with Wu Tou."

"Consummated with that woman?"

"Wu Tou will come out later...will he still be alive?"

"Are you all blind? That's a woman? That's a woman. I chopped off her head and gave it to her! I don't know who is doing Wu's head. Hey, Gouzi, you are responsible for checking the identity of that woman. Lu Yin, you say that woman is real." You’re from Wutou’s hometown? What are you laughing at? Okay! I see, you guys… who is messing with Wutou, right?”

The soldiers in charge of checking the identities of the family members pushed each other and I pushed you, laughing together.

Wu Shaohua rubbed his eyes, then rubbed again.

"Don't rub it! The poor monk is not a ghost." Chuanshan put his left thigh on his right foot, rested his right hand on the back of the chair, and leaned on the armrest with his left elbow, and said carelessly, "Boy, I haven't seen anything for a few years Is that right? Is it Sento already?"

"you……"

"I'm not good. Not at all. Not as good as you guys anyway."

"No, I mean..."

"Since when is there a hall in this tent? I remember that there are only two chairs and a bed when I come in? Where's the bed?"

"Behind the screen."

"Oh. Take it off."

"don't want!"

"What's it called? Take it off if you tell me to!" Chuanshan said fiercely.

"Ro, ro, ro..."

"What is Luo? It's called Sister Luo!"

"How did you get in? What are those people doing? How could they let you in?" Wu Shaohua asked too many questions, and his mind became muddled for a while.

"This is the outskirts of the camp, and the defenses are not so strict. I have also worked as a guard in the family reception area. I am so boring. Who would let it go when they have the opportunity to see their superiors make a fool of themselves? They saw me dressed like this, and heard that I came here to look for you, so I automatically asked me: Did someone hire me to punish you. I just pushed the boat in like this."

"Then what are you doing here? Why do you dress up like this? You don't have to pretend to be my daughter-in-law when you come to see me, and you make it so ugly! Can you stop wearing this suit and posing like this?! I'm sorry A woman's dream...!" Wu Shaohua cried with his head in his arms.

"Get up!" Chuan Shan sat on the chair and kicked it over, "The poor monk has already gone to see the Tathagata Buddha, how can he come to see you? You are a corpse!"

"That's right! You're already dead!" Wu Shaohua stood up abruptly, and shouted, "Why didn't you tell me that you're not dead, it made me...uuh!"

Chuan Shanfei covered his mouth with his hands, squeezed his throat and shouted: "Ah~~Lang Jun! You are so annoying! Let him take off his clothes as soon as he comes!"

While lowering his voice, he said to Wu Shaohua, who was clutching his chest and vomiting: "Someone is eavesdropping outside, please cooperate with me!"

"you……"

"Come in and talk!"

The two walked behind the screen.

"Lang Jun, she is really your daughter-in-law, don't you think I'm not beautiful? Look at my figure~~"

"Ugh!"

"Lang Jun, a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, so let's not waste time. Let the servants test how mighty you are!"

... I will become impotent ... for sure!Woohoo!

"Is something wrong with Wang Tou and Zheng Junshi?"

"You first tell me how you "resurrected from the dead"? "

Chuanshan threw out two words impatiently: "Mission."

"Oh..." Wu Shaohua was relieved.

"Then you now..."

"I can't see you directly. If people recognize me, you and I will be in big trouble." When he left Xi Jun, he was still unknown, but now he is a head of a thousand households anyway. Chuanshan can't guarantee that no one will be there. He recognized the face of the head of a thousand households in Langguo.

"Then you're still here?"

"A dead Taoist friend will not die a poor monk. If you are a brother, you will have to suffer the same. Why don't you want to?" Chuan Shan grabbed Wu Shaohua by the collar and squinted at him.

Wu Shaohua roared angrily in a low voice: "Damn it, nothing good happens when I meet you! Tell me, you are so mysterious, why are you looking for me?"

"Tell me about Wangtou and the others, as well as the current situation of the Northern Army."

"...Aren't you a spy?" Wu Shaohua doubted.

Chuanshan punched him with a fist.

"Stop hitting! I say I say!"

Wu Shaohua mourned, and lowered his voice: "The matter between Wang Tou and Zheng Junshi is not very good, at that time..."

Chuanshan frowned and listened to what had happened, which was basically the same as what the manager of the Camel Company told him.

"Then who is the general of the Northern Army now?"

Upon hearing this question, Wu Shaohua's face changed, becoming quite disdainful and indignant.Even the voice of his speech became three points cold: "You must never have imagined that the current general of the Northern Army is the same Hu Jixiao from back then."

"Hu Jixiao?" Chuanshan doubted his ears, "is that Hu Xiaoji who likes to act like a young master, and has to catch the urinal when he urinates?"

"It's him! Ever since he became a general of the Northern Army, my life..." Seeing Chuanshan's puzzled face, Wu Shaohua scolded angrily, "Don't you forget that because of you, the unlucky guy, you bothered me to see it together?" What about him falling into the cesspit?"

Chuan Shan asked, "Isn't it because you cut his belt first? If he didn't break his belt and trip over the dropped pants, he wouldn't..."

"That's not what you taught me! You told me not to cut off all the belts, but to keep a point." Wu Shaohua was so angry that he wanted to cry.At that time, there was another Li Xiong who acted together, but Hu Xiaoji didn't see Li Xiong, only saw him and Luo Chuanshan, and Luo Chuanshan had "died", so he naturally became Hu Xiaoji's most wanted revenge one of the objects.

"I'm just talking casually..." Seeing Wu Shaohua look at him as if he wanted to kill him, Chuanshan changed the subject very wisely.

"Uh, how did Hu Xiaoji become the general of the Northern Army? Will the other generals agree?"

"It's okay if you don't agree!" Wu Shaohua said dejectedly: "Who made someone repair a powerful father. His position as acting general of the Northern Army was personally appointed by the emperor. I heard that his father Hu Yu strongly recommended him, and he was welcomed by a bunch of people." The result of the joint efforts of those who flatter the horse. Moreover, he is named as a acting general. It sounds good to say that when Wang Tou returns, everything will return to the original state, so that the generals will not be easy to pick. The ghost knows what Wang Tou will do when he returns to Beijing this time. ..."

Chuanshan also had a headache when he heard the words, "Is the emperor confused? Why did you let Hu Xiaoji sit in this position?"

"Hmph! God knows whether the emperor is confused or who is." Wu Shaohua sneered: "According to what our Prime Minister Hu said: now the border is stable, there is no need for strong generals to guard the border, but the army cannot be handed over to just a cat or a dog. Your Majesty can rest assured that the army will not be easy to cause trouble when entrusted to him, but after much deliberation, only his son Hu Jixiao is the most suitable for the position of acting general.”

"Fart! The border is safe? How is the border safe? Lang Guo is about to call, and they are still dreaming!"

Chuanshan looked up.

Wu Shaohua looked into his eyes.

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"This matter is very dangerous, especially now that the general of the Northern Army is Hu Jixiao. If it is not handled properly..."

"Have you gone to Lang Country?"

Chuanshan neither admitted nor denied it.

"Tell me, I'll discuss it with someone. I'm afraid of death, and I don't want to die in an unclear way. At least let me know what's going on in Longhui."

Chuanshan didn't hide any more, and told everything he knew, and briefly analyzed the current situation with Wu Shaohua, speculating that Hu Jixiao might make arrangements.And made a plan to let Shaohua test Hu Jixiao's tone first, and then bring Chuanshan to him as a proof.

After finishing speaking, Chuan Shan patted Wu Shaohua on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I leave it to you."

Seeing Wu Shaohua's bitter face, he added another sentence: "Remember that happiness alone is not as good as all happiness. Find someone to suffer with yourself, and your own pain can be reduced. Do you understand?"

Wu Shaohua laughed, and suddenly punched out, shouting: "I'll kill you, you stinky bitch! How dare you lie to me!"

The people who eavesdropped on the corner outside exclaimed together, Wu was so powerful!

After a while, Wu Qianhu walked out of the tent with disheveled clothes and gritted teeth. If you look carefully, you can see that his steps are a little strange, as if a certain part is very uncomfortable.

"Uh, Wu Qianhu, are you okay?" The eavesdroppers were surprised. Wasn't Wu Tou the one who got angry just now?Why does it look like Wu Tou is the one who has been beaten up?

Wu Shaohua glanced at him, one eye socket was obviously blue.

The soldier quickly lowered his head.

"You guys have done a good job! I'm going to punish you with Li Xiong, right? You all remember!" Wu Shaohua cried in his heart, the damned unlucky ghost would not take any losses, he just wanted to put on a show It was just to save face, but that guy turned around and beat him up, and even said that he was upset because he had a happy life in the past few years.Woohoo!

"Li Xiong! Just wait for me!" Wu Shaohua yelled.

Now everyone knows that the culprit who hired a man to act as Wu Tou's wife to play him is Wu Tou's friend, Li Xiong from a thousand households in the infantry battalion.

Well, it's understandable for the hard-pressed brothers and sisters.

Wu Shaohua's hunched back disappeared, and there was movement again in the tent here.

I saw Wu Qianhu's "daughter-in-law" with her head down, holding her hair with her fingers, and shyly said to the dog who was in charge of receiving him, who was a head shorter than him: "Thank you for your advice, brother, I'm going back. "

"Sister-in-law, go slowly." The soldier stammered.This person can't afford to offend him, he can beat Wu Tou, the toughest man in the cavalry battalion until his eyes are blue and his walking is unsteady, but this person has nothing wrong with him, he must be an extraordinary person.

Mrs. Wu is gone, her twisted and tall body left an indelible impression on all the officers and soldiers who saw him—it really is devastating for a strong man pretending to be a slim woman!

Feeling the complicated eyes behind him, Luo Chuanshan was satisfied.

One is to convey important military information; the other is to satisfy one of the darkest desires in a man's life: playing a woman once.And how shocking it is...

Chuan Shan walked to the deserted river, touched his face intoxicated, and stared at the river water for a while, feeling sorry for himself.Willow leaf eyebrows, big almond eyes, peach blossom cheeks, small cherry mouth, plus a snow-white face, and the icing on the cake is a bean-sized beauty mole on the lips, ah!What a standard beauty face, it makes people, people... fall headlong into the moat.