Jumping beam clown mixed history

In the original world, Qiqi 49 days later.

"Surnamed Geng!" A beast-like roar resounded in the valley.

"My surname is not Geng." A chubby boy said seriously.

"I don't care if your surname is Geng or Mao, what do you think is going on!"

"……have no idea."

"You asked me to absorb fusion things, you said you didn't know?!"

Little Fatty tilted his head, thinking hard, "It shouldn't be like this, why did it change when it came to you?"

"Fuck! You better figure out how to recover right away, or my little brother will blow your ass!"

"I know what you want to do, Lao Wan said you peeked at me taking a shower."

"...Old Wan! Get the fuck out of here! I will not destroy you today, you swear you will not be human!"

"...You are no longer human." A deep and clear voice said at the same time.

"Ahh! You forced me to do this!"

There was a loud "Boom", and a huge figure flew down from the midair of the valley, aiming at the two people below with four sharp claws shining with metallic luster.

The man named Lao Wan silently sacrificed the flying sword, and when he was manipulating the flying sword to meet the enemy, he took the time to say a word to the little fat man next to him: "This kid is getting more and more difficult to deal with, you are not bad with him!" .”

The flying sword met the sharp claws, and sparks shot out in the air, and there was a piercing sound of metal friction that made the chubby cover his ears.

"I've told you many times, I don't sleep with men."

Lao Wan nodded understandingly, "Yeah. That's why you made this kid look like a human, a monster like a monster, and a demon like a demon."

The little fat puffed up his mouth and stared at Lao Wan. After staring for a while, he suddenly ran to a safe place, raised his head, and shouted to the monster fighting with the flying sword in mid-air: "The surname Luo, fight with him! Lao Wan went to the Worm Palace yesterday to steal Something, was injured by the worm mother, as long as you persevere, he will definitely lose."

"..." Lao Wan glanced at Xiao Pangdun, there seemed to be a little sadness in his indifferent eyes?

The little fat pier shrank his neck guiltily.

Soul Valley, the hell used by Zerg to punish human slaves, Zerg, and demons, is also the best place for spiritual bodies such as souls and nascent souls to cultivate.

But who wants to practice their spiritual body endlessly in a painful and desperate situation?

Those cruel punishments that directly affect the soul do not mean that they can be stopped after a day or two, but are endless, with no end in sight.

Many souls collapsed before being swallowed by other more powerful soul bodies.Needless to say, most of these souls have become tonics for powerful soul bodies.And these more powerful souls will suddenly disappear from the Soul Valley at a certain time and become one of the tonics for the mother of insects to practice and advance.

The three of Chuanshan had a hard time when they first arrived in Soul Valley, hiding and hiding, and had to be careful of all kinds of plots and enemies.

In the Soul Valley, there are powerful souls or nascent souls who break free from the shackles and dominate the Soul Valley, but the soul worms living in their sea of ​​consciousness are destined to make them dare not challenge the authority of the Zerg race.

The only hope for these powerful soul bodies is to be able to cultivate a physical body.Of course, if they can have a suitable body for them to be reborn, they are also very happy.

It's just that there are too few complete creatures that can still take shells when they come to Soul Valley, and they can only dream of successfully seizing the body and serving the Zerg again. This is the only way for them to leave Soul Valley.

Therefore, when three human beings with complete physical bodies enter the Valley of Souls, it is not surprising that those souls will act crazy.

Fortunately, they all survived.

Chuan Shan walked back and forth like a trapped beast in a cave hall at the bottom of the valley that was hidden on the outside but extremely wide on the inside.

The appearance of the human head is still the same as that of a righteous man with stiff facial features, but the skin is much more delicate than before, and the original thick pores and protruding beards have disappeared from the face, which makes him look younger than when he joined the army. Zhou Zheng is much more.

But this does not mean that his masculinity has become less. On the contrary, practicing magic skills and fighting for a long time has made him a bit more evil, and he has a certain aura that he did not have before.This aura comes from his confidence in his own strength and mind, and from his rich combat experience. Many generals who have been on the battlefield for many years may not have such an aura of daring to swallow the sky and destroy the earth.

Chuan Shan raised a paw and scratched his chin.In fact, the beard can still grow if it wants to grow, but he controlled it and didn't let it grow, because it was troublesome to clean up.Just like his hair, when it grows to a certain length, he won't let it grow anymore, and it won't fall off easily.

Chuan Shan's eyes accidentally fell on the paw that scratched his chin unconsciously, and the anger that had just calmed down rose again.

What's this?ah?What's this!

It's paws!The claws of the beast!It's still made of metal!

It would be fine if only two hands turned into claws, but the problem is that he has four claws! ! !

Look, what else does he look like now except for a head?

In order to make it easier for him to walk upright, his back maintained its original curvature, but his shoulders and back were so muscular that it was outrageous.There are bone spurs on the shoulders, three long hard metal bone spurs protruding from the spine, and eight more soft metal bones similar to protecting the vitals in the waist. These eight intertwined soft metal bones do not grow in the body. Instead, it grew outside his body, protecting his waist tightly like a belt.

What's more, these eight soft metal bones also extended more slender and cumbersome soft metal to perfectly wrap his lower body, just like the crotch protector in the full body armor.

In fact, if the body only changes like this, Chuanshan feels that he can still bear it, just think that over-training leads to abnormal growth of muscles and an extra layer of armor.Oh, his height has also increased a lot, he is two heads taller than the original tall figure, this is probably what he is most satisfied with.

But look at the changes in his limbs. I believe that no human being can tolerate such crazy and abnormal changes in his body.

His two arms are not deformed at all, but the metal bones of the two hands are intertwined, and the area of ​​the palm suddenly becomes three times larger. There are metal spurs growing in the middle of each finger bone, and there are ten sticks at the tip of the fingers that cannot be retracted. five-inch claws.

The scariest thing is his lower body.The muscles in the thighs and calves swell to the point of exploding, the flexion of the leg bones becomes more suitable for running and jumping, and the soles of the feet become able to move freely in various environments.

The same triple-sized feet allow him to stay on the thinnest treetops like a bird, and run in the mountain stream like a monkey.The sucker-like soft metal bone that grows from the middle of the sole can even allow him to crawl on smooth walls like a gecko.On the ice, the soft metal bones under the soles of the feet turn into nails, allowing him to run on the ice without worrying about slipping.

Maybe there are other functions, which he hasn't discovered for the time being.

But the question is does he need these functions? !Chuanshan couldn't help roaring at the sky.Master is a cultivator of demons, thieves, what is the point of transforming Master into this appearance? !

"What do you think the metal bones on his waist are for? I don't think it's armor, but rather like some kind of demon flying wing bones I've seen before, as long as the metal bones on his waist and his back Combined with the bone spurs on his body, maybe he can fly faster than you can fly with a flying sword at full strength."

One big and one small sat aside, pointing at the roaring madman in the distance, discussing in low voices.

"You made him like this, don't you know?" Lao Wan's fingers lightly brushed the edge of the longevity sword, looking at Changshou with tender eyes.

"Why don't you believe it? It really doesn't matter to me that he made it like this." Xiao Pangdun said dejectedly.

"It was you who asked him to absorb that piece of unknown nature, unknown source, like a stone but not a stone, like a heart but not a heart, into his body."

"That's the filthy heart that can take hundreds of millions of years to form in Soul Valley! It's not some strange thing of unknown origin."

"So he became like this."

"It shouldn't be like this." Xiao Pangdun was extremely distressed, wringing his fingers and said: "The filthy heart can only be produced in an environment like Soul Valley, and the conditions for producing it are extremely harsh. Not everyone can digest and absorb it. If it’s not done well, it will only be digested and absorbed by it. You see, it’s reasonable for the worm mother to dare not move even though she knows that there is such a thing in Soul Valley.”

"You let that kid absorb something that even the worm mother dare not eat?" Wan Jue's expression that had remained unchanged for a long time finally changed a little.

"The worm mother can't absorb it, but it doesn't mean that Luo can't absorb it either. He practiced Chaos Magic Art, and his body and soul have been tempered. No matter how dirty his dirty heart is, it is just a great tonic for him. "

"Chaos magic art is indeed a good thing." Wan Wan, who has personally experienced the benefits of chaos magic art for more than a hundred years, praised it without hesitation.Practicing beside Luo Chuanshan, who practiced Chaos Demon Art, is simply getting twice the result with half the effort. This hundred years of cultivation is even more effective than his previous 300 years of cultivation.

In just 160 years, the environment of Soul Valley has been gradually changing, becoming more suitable for the cultivation of the demons, and allowing the spiritual body to practice quickly without being so painful.Judging from the attitude of the mother of insects towards the three of them, it is clear that in the first 80 years, she was thinking of ways to catch them every day, but in the next 80 years, she did not see the mother of insects sending worms to trouble them, and even showing favor to them intentionally or unintentionally.

Wan Wan must laugh at this thought. If you just look at the tens of thousands of densely packed high-level Zerg at the entrance of Soul Valley, everyone will definitely think that the Zerg are going to take some big action against Soul Valley.But who knew that those Zerg races just went to Soul Valley to practice.I heard that if the Zerg Mother hadn't ordered Zerg to enter the Soul Valley without order, perhaps the Soul Valley would have been full of crawling and flying Zerg of all ranks.

Not to mention the souls and Nascent Soul bodies that were originally staying in the Valley of Souls, chasing them in the front and shouting and killing, and sneaking behind them will also move to live near them.Some magic cultivators controlled by Chuanshan Destroying Guixin Worm even asked for their willingness to serve with them for a hundred years or more.But Chuanshan refused.

When this person was benevolent, he didn't even want to show his face. He and a few demon cultivators who stayed in the insect city helped cast spells and pass on messages.

Thousands of people hold longevity in their arms.He was thinking that if it were the young disciples of his teacher, who would be able to resist such a temptation?I'm afraid even the elders will be tempted by it.

Although it is only a Nascent Soul body, all of those Nascent Souls already have a cultivation level above the distraction stage, and demon cultivators below the distraction stage are embarrassed to ask for follow-up services.

Except for some large planets with many cultivators or martial arts, usually a sect can basically walk sideways on a cultivator planet with a distraction period.And it wasn't one or two distraction-stage magic cultivators who spoke to Chuanshan one after another, nor ten or twenty, but hundreds or thousands!

No one can tell how many demon cultivators have been trapped here in the Soul Valley for hundreds of millions of years. I'm afraid even the worm mother can't figure out the number.Hundreds of Nascent Souls in the distraction stage may seem like a lot, but they only account for a very small handful of the countless Nascent Souls in Soul Valley, and they may not even count as a fraction.If Chuanshan agrees to their request, if Chuanshan can destroy more Guixin eggs, if Chuanshan takes this opportunity to coerce and lure some powerful demon cultivators to swear their heart and soul vows, making them loyal forever?

Just imagine, if some of these Nascent Souls can cultivate to become scattered demons, even if it is only two or three, this power...

So he couldn't figure out why Luo Chuanshan would reject the requests of those demon cultivators to follow him?Doesn't he know how much it will help him in the future if these demon cultivators can leave the Blood Soul Sea alive?

"The filthy heart should act on the spiritual body, but why does it act on the body when it comes to him?" Little Pang Dun held his head and thought that his head was knotted.

Wan Wan refused to recall his thoughts, and touched his head, "Everyone has his own fortune."

"I understand this principle, but... ah! I understand! Do you think his current mental body cannot bear and digest the power of the dirty heart, and his re-tempered and re-shaped body contains amazing power? The energy is limited to Luo's cultivation and cannot be fully developed, so his body automatically transforms the power of the dirty heart that cannot be fully digested by the mental body to develop the body, and then..."

"And then he became like this." Wan Jue concluded.

"...But why did he become more of a monster than a monster?"

"You said that the dirty mind mainly acts on the mental body, that is, the soul, right?"

The little fat pier nodded hurriedly.

"Then you should ask his soul if it originally belonged to a beast."

"..." Little Fatty suddenly realized.

Chuan Shan gritted his teeth in the distance.These two bastards!