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Geng Er opened his mouth wide and looked at him, his expression was almost like looking at a lunatic.

The more Chuanshan thought about it, the more feasible it became.

"Magic weapons can produce weapon spirits after a long time and some special opportunities, right? The magic weapons that produce weapon spirits are usually more powerful than magic weapons of the same level. Some powerful tool cultivators want to make the magic weapons they refine appear tool spirits. They will try to capture some spiritual beasts and even human beings, and then use special techniques to extract their souls, erase their memories and incorporate them into magic weapons, so as to produce unnatural weapon spirits.”

Chuanshan said excitedly: "Look, we can regard my body and soul as two parts. The body is used to refine the weapon, and my soul is the weapon spirit. It just so happens that my body is too broken to be joined together. .”

"Uh, it's not impossible to splicing, as long as..."

Chuanshan interrupted Geng Er, "Is there a magic weapon of flesh and blood? You mentioned this idea in the last chapter of the Artifact Refining Chapter you gave me. I have carefully considered it. It is not impossible to refine a magic weapon of blood and flesh."

"So you had this idea so early..." Geng Er said blankly.

"Yes, it's just that the conditions are immature, and I don't have the courage to experiment with myself." The skeleton smiled, his eyes almost crazy, "But I think now is a good time."

"You, why do you want to refine your body into a magic weapon?" Geng Er was puzzled, how painful it was. "People's magic weapon and weapon spirit are separated first and then combined. You are connected from the beginning, so your soul should feel the pain of refining the body together?"

"Because I want to become stronger."

The simple sentence made Geng Er silent, and it took a long time before he said: "How can you be sure that your body will become stronger after refining? Maybe it will be destroyed."

"There is also this possibility. But as the saying goes, wealth and wealth are found in danger. The greater the opportunity, the greater the risk. Similarly, the greater the risk, the greater the opportunity. If I continue to practice step by step, 400 years will depend on me. How far can I cultivate my aptitude? Distraction period?"

"Almost. If you don't have the millennium skill of the nightmare, it is impossible to cultivate to the stage of distraction in 400 years." Geng Er said honestly: "Those inner disciples of the big families of the big sect even have a lot of spiritual power. With the assistance of pills, medicinal materials, and the personal guidance of the elders, there are very few people who can cultivate to the stage of distraction in 400 years. And these very few are not only geniuses among geniuses in mind, but also have excellent physical aptitude."

"That's it, cultivation aptitude." Chuanshan was completely immersed in his own conception, and even temporarily forgot about the three demon cultivators outside.

"You once said that my cultivation aptitude is average."

"Not really, anyway, you have eaten skull fruit before..."

"Yeah, I have taken the skull fruit to change my physical fitness for the first time. It's like I used to be a Chinese cabbage growing in barren land. fertilizer."

Hearing this metaphor, Geng Er was dumbfounded.

"Now I have become a Chinese cabbage that looks good. So how can I make this Chinese cabbage the most delicious dish?"

Skull knocked his teeth vigorously: "At this time, we need all kinds of condiments and side dishes!"

Isn't cabbage a side dish?Geng Er wanted to point out this mistake.

"What's the best side dish for cabbage?"

Geng Er thought desperately, at least a dozen kinds of meat appeared in his mind.

"Mutton!" Chuanshan shouted excitedly, "Mutton and Chinese cabbage are a perfect match, just like green gold pith stone and my bones!"

Geng Er, "..."

"However, if you want to cook a mutton Chinese cabbage well, you need various condiments, such as soybean oil, fine salt, soy sauce, sugar, bean paste, pepper, and cumin. Of course, the heat is also very important, and a good cook is more important When all these are available, a steaming hot, sweet and spicy, extremely delicious mutton and Chinese cabbage appears.”

Little Geng Er's eyes were bright, and his saliva began to flood with Chuan Shan's description.

"Look, I now have Chinese cabbage, mutton, Xiaolan, the original kindling for fire, and me, a master craftsman who once refined celestial artifacts, as the chef. As long as we find other suitable ingredients, we can start firing. This dish. And you are the one who is in charge of supervising the whole process. I believe that with you, I will not refine myself, right?"

Geng Er nodded unconsciously, now his mind is full of mutton and Chinese cabbage.

"Then let's start, let's work together to make my Chinese cabbage the best Chinese cabbage in the world!"

Geng Er suddenly hugged the skull, and "Bada" took a bite.

"...You don't think I'm smelly now?" A certain skull said in a gloomy voice.

"Pfft!" Geng Er, who was so smelly, sprayed the skull's head and face, and threw the skull far away without thinking about it.

"Bang!" The sound of a solid object hitting the wall of the cave.

"...You unfilial son──!" Chuan Shan was furious.

The three demon cultivators outside fought fiercely with the three Yuzhi flesh worms.

The bustling inside was no less lively than outside, with a skull chasing a little turtle doll with its mouth wide open.

The poor little turtle doll was being chased and screaming in a small cave.

"Click, click." The skull bit the turtle shell several times.

"Stop! Stop! Don't play, don't play." Xiao Geng Er waved his arms and shouted.

"Then let me take a bite." The skull threatened Xiao Geng'er.

"It will hurt..."

Chuanshan surrendered, he is a typical person who prefers softness to toughness.Such a tender little doll wrings its fingers and looks at him pitifully, can he take it well?Unless he's a pervert.

"Humans! You guys are so brave!"

Is there something wrong?

A small person and a skull quickly leaned over to the edge of the stone and looked out.

Outside, a big caterpillar singing "I am a pest" suddenly appeared and roared angrily at the three humans who wanted to capture its offspring.

The three of Wancheng Tianjiao were also startled when they saw the big caterpillar, because they didn't realize how the big caterpillar appeared due to their early distraction cultivation.

"Those three people are miserable." Geng Er murmured.

"I think they are very powerful, even if they join forces, they can't beat Qingzhi Bloodworm King?"

"This is the second batch. A group of people came in before you woke up. There were five people before and after them. They were all at the early stage of distraction, but they were finally defeated by the big caterpillar."

The three of Wan Teng didn't seem to recognize Qingzhi Bloodworm King, but they also knew that the big caterpillar was not easy to deal with, so the three naturally joined forces to deal with the big caterpillar without any discussion.

At first, the three of them fought back and forth with Big Qingchong, but after fighting for a while, Big Qingchong suddenly raised his head and shouted: "Brothers, come on!"

Six caterpillars, which were exactly the same shape as the big caterpillar, quickly crawled out of the cave, and launched a siege on the three of them in a controlled manner.

"Huh? Why are there six more?" Chuanshan was surprised. He clearly remembered that except for the eldest brother, the green worm was still alive, and the other six green worms were all dead.

"Qingzhi blood worm king is also an undead body. As long as there is a little bit of them left, even if it is just a hair, they can be resurrected. If we want to refine your body here, we must avoid them, otherwise once they find us, we will die." You can’t escape being caught.”

Seven big caterpillars faced tens of thousands of three people, and the battle soon turned one-sided.

After all, it was the first time for the three of them to meet and cooperate with each other, and they would have some scruples about each other, so naturally this cooperation could not be seamless.And just such a small gap was seized by the big caterpillars who are good at fighting. Two insects entangled the other two respectively, and the remaining five insects concentrated on one of them.

The more Chuanshan watched, the more frightened he became.The seven caterpillars seem to be very familiar with how to besiege human magicians. Not only do they cooperate tacitly, but they can also devour magic weapons? !

"Didn't Qingzhi Bloodworm King only take elixir?"

"Who said that? They also like to eat high-quality ores and various spiritual treasures. Human magic weapons are probably one of their favorite snacks."

"It's amazing, it's amazing."

Zhu Li was the first to be besieged and also the first to lose his magic weapon.

Seeing that Zhu Li was no match, Wan Teng already wanted to back down, but there was no exit from this cave, so he had no choice but to fly upwards.

Sudden!Wan Teng let out a scream.A golden glow passed through his body.

"What's that golden light?" Chuanshan noticed the golden figure in the black-red miasma above the cave when he just woke up, which is why he has been afraid to fly up.

"Danghun. A natural monster bred by the depression of all demons." Geng Er replied.

"Baby?" Chuanshan asked sensitively.

"It's a treasure to Moxiu, but you have to be blessed to enjoy it."

Chuan Shan thought of the skull fruit, which was also a natural monster, and nodded with concern, "What's so great about this thing?"

"The demons are depressed and charming, and the souls like to eat all kinds of souls. The more souls they devour and digest, the easier it is to gain spiritual intelligence and become a natural monster. If someone can catch it before it becomes a demon, whether it is used as medicine or Refining tools have miraculous effects. Refining tools can only hurt people's souls, and you can't detect them, which is extremely powerful. Refining medicines can make up for and repair the soul, and the effect is amazing."

Between the words of the two, the battle is over.

Unexpectedly, Wan Teng was injured by the mourning soul, and immediately lost his fighting power, fell to the ground and was captured alive.

Zhu Li found that the big caterpillars surrounded them but did not kill them. In order to survive, he voluntarily gave up resistance.The big caterpillar forced Zhu Li to open his mouth, and dropped a red egg the size of a thumb into his mouth.

Liu Chengcheng's magic weapon was devoured by the caterpillar, and he wanted to escape to the top of the peach blossom tree, but was sucked into the swamp by a branch of the peach tree.

Liu Chengcheng was about to fly out of the swamp, but was besieged by caterpillars who had freed their hands.

Just when Liu Chengcheng was floating on the swamp and was barely supporting himself, a huge triangle fish head suddenly jumped out of the swamp, bit off Liu Chengcheng's left leg, and quickly sank into the depths of the swamp.

Liu Chengcheng's screams resounded throughout the cave.The seven big caterpillars also seemed to be afraid of the swamp, before Liu Chengcheng fell into the swamp again, the big caterpillars, who were afraid that their prey would be robbed, stretched out, wrapped Liu Chengcheng and ran away.

In a blink of an eye, the three of Wan Teng, who had lost their magic weapon and had nowhere to escape, were all defeated.

Seeing that the three of them had been forcibly fed the red eggs, Chuanshan asked curiously, "If Yuzhi Bloodworms are descendants of Qingzhi King Bloodworms, what are the red eggs?"

When Geng Er saw the red worm eggs, his expression seemed quite surprised, "The red worm eggs are not descendants of King Qingzhi Bloodworm, they are...another kind of worm."

"Insane?" Chuan Shan suddenly thought that he seemed to have heard of this method of controlling people in the army.

"Well, laying down Gu is just a branch of enslaving spirit beasts. Compared with these worms, your so-called Gu worms..."

Before Geng Er finished speaking, a strange pattern appeared on the foreheads of the three people who were forced to swallow the red worm eggs, which looked like brand marks and tattoos.

Seeing the big caterpillar stuff the three men in white into a circular hole and then leave together, they couldn't help exhaling in unison.

"The situation here is more dangerous than I imagined. It is difficult for you to refine your body here!"

"What's the use of them taking the three men in white?"

The two spoke at the same time.

Chuanshan looked at Geng Er, Geng Er said with a bitter face, "I don't know. I'm not familiar with everything about the Blood Soul Sea, but if the red egg was really laid by that insect, the three men in white... will end up It will be very miserable."

"An insect more powerful than Qingzhi Bloodworm King?"

Geng Er nodded vigorously, "Much better!"

"what is it call?"

Geng Er didn't answer, but hurriedly said: "We have to find a way to get out of here quickly. It's not impossible for you to refine your own body, but it's not suitable here. It's not that the bugs didn't find us in front of us, but they didn't They didn't take us seriously. But if you start refining your body, you will definitely attract their attention."

"You need to be strong to arrest people?" Chuanshan discovered for the first time that being despised also has the benefits of being despised.

"We were kicked here, and things have begun to get out of control. The Lord of the Blood Soul Sea is not a kind person. If we are not careful, we may really get stuck here."

Chuan Shan found that Geng Er had become extremely disturbed since he saw the red eggs.How powerful are those red eggs?Or are the insects that lay eggs powerful?

"Then how do you want to get out of here? Defeat that peach blossom tree? Do you think I'm stronger than those seven caterpillars?"

"No, to defeat that peach tree requires at least a level of fitness. There is more than one level here, maybe as long as you hurt the peach tree, you can pass one level. It is really difficult for you to break through the level of the peach tree, but the level of the blood swamp is not good. It's easy to go, the gatekeeper is not a vegetarian." Geng Er muttered, spinning around in a hurry.

Chuanshan opened his mouth and let out a big yawn.

Geng Er froze.

I heard a certain skull say lazily: "Anyway, I can't get out. Since there is a danger of being caught, it's better to start now."

Geng Er opened his mouth wide, "You really want to..."

"real!"

Something flashed across Geng Er's mind.Geng Er turned pale with shock, this, this is Luo Chuanshan? !

Well... what should I do?This guy dared to do such nonsense just because he had just started refining weapons. If he didn't help him, the scene he saw in the end might really become a reality.

Geng Er is in a hurry, how is he going to tell this person that the reason you can forge an immortal weapon is not your technique, but my blood?

Thinking of the possible consequences of what he said... Geng Er shook his head like a rattle.

Chuanshan looked at Geng Er who changed his face and shook his head for a while, and grinned in his heart.Kid, don't think that I don't know that you are behind the magic of the fairy artifact. I have only been in contact with artifact refining for two years. Whether I can practice the magic weapon is a problem.Fairy?To hell!

If it weren't for you kid, I wouldn't dare to use my body to refine it so boldly.

I bet!Bet on my idea of ​​"refining" this time, bet you won't just watch me disappear...

It's a big gamble.

Geng Er made up his mind.He decided to add some materials and process in the middle of this person's body refining. As for the effect... it can be modified later, anyway, it's not him who hurts.

The huge black stone was pushed away, and a sneaky little figure looked around for a long time before slipping from the cave in midair to the ground.

The little turtle doll with the turtle shell on its back ran to the edge of the blood swamp with bare feet, picked up all the bones soaked in the blood swamp with a small net bag, and hurried back to the corner where the bones were stored.

Countless worms once again appeared in the blood swamp and the shore ground.Wherever the little turtle doll went, the worms dodged one after another.

The little turtle doll withdrew the formation, wrapped all the bones in the net bag, looked at the ground, and simply scooped up a net bag full of worms, carried the net bag and stuck a flying talisman on himself, and flew back to the cave.

"Click, click." The black boulder blocked the cave tightly.

In the cave, a skull is cutting Chrysoprase with mind-controlled fire.

Mental manipulation is not an easy task. Chuanshan has been busy for five consecutive days, and so far only three pieces of exposed ore of different sizes have been collected.

"Damn Xiaolan, you don't cooperate at all!" Chuanshan scolded angrily.

Geng Er, who was busy adding ingredients to the bones secretly, said without raising his head: "Your control method is wrong. For this kind of chaotic body that has not yet fully enlightened, they only abide by one principle, the strong are respected. You coax it, It is useless to lure it, it will only make it more pampered. One method, if it is disobedient, you beat it until it obeys.”

Well, he shouldn't think that his Geng Er is a kind person just because he looks tender. Maybe this monster is a cruel species that really abides by the rules of natural selection. The tortoise is not a little white rabbit, but he is very hungry Catch the master who can eat human flesh.

With a clear direction, Chuanshan is no longer polite to Tinder Xiaolan, and starts a war with her in the sea of ​​consciousness.

Seeing that the skull sank into spiritual cultivation again, Geng Er quietly took out a bag of things from his bosom and evenly sprinkled it on the bones.

As soon as the powder-like pink object touched the bone, it immediately made a "sizzling" sound, and a burst of pink smoke and blood bubbles rose from the scorched bone.

Fortunately, it didn't feel like sprinkled on it, and Geng Er was grateful in his heart.

Two days, three days... When the collected chrysoprase reached the height of a person, Geng Er spoke.

"Your idea of ​​body training is generally correct, but there are still some things that need to be modified. For example, you can't mix too much chrysoprase at the beginning, so that the five elements of your body will be out of balance. And it's best to refine all the bones at the same time and in the same furnace. The most important thing is not to be ignored.”

"But I'm not very proficient in manipulating mental power now..."

"Does that have something to do with whether you live in a skull? And I can help you."

Chuanshan thought so, and started to get away from the skull.

Separation was as difficult as fusion, and it took almost half a month for Chuanshan to escape from his own skull.

When Geng Er saw that Chuan Shan's soul had left his body, he immediately carried the skull into the pile of bones.

Only then did Chuan Shan realize that there were many more things in the pile of bones.

"Why did you bring the mud from the blood swamp?"

"Mud? No knowledge! This is rotten soil, one of the best earth-attribute raw materials. Mixed with it, it can not only balance the five elements of your body, but also strengthen the foundation and cultivate more vitality. And this thing is right. For those who practice Chaos Demon Art, it is much better than Xi Yang."

"Oh?" Chuanshan discovered that there was no introduction to this kind of thing called "sacrificing the rotten soil" in either the art of refining or the knowledge of alchemy.But it's better than the legendary soil that can grow automatically, so it can't be too bad.

Geng Er looked like he didn't want to say more, and he only explained vaguely: "There are all kinds of wonders in the world, and there is no single book that can contain all the knowledge in the world. You didn't know it before, but now that you see it and use it, you will know it in the future?"

"Then these bugs? And peach petals?"

"It's all about balancing the five elements. You'll have to feel their functions in the future." Geng Er replied impatiently, with a twitch of his little hand, he pulled out a huge hammer from his bosom.

A bad feeling popped up in Chuanshan's mind.

Geng Er dragged the huge hammer backwards, and tilted his head to look at the pile of bones in front of him.

He won't be...

Chuanshan hesitated for a moment, and just like that, Geng Er suddenly raised the hammer, aimed at the pile of bones and smashed it down.

"Stay... ahhh! It hurts me to death!"

Hearing a sudden scream in his ears, the little turtle doll was startled, and naturally stopped.

As soon as the sledgehammer stopped, the intense pain like tearing the soul stopped immediately, Chuan Shan took a deep breath, and rushed to Geng Er quickly.

Geng Er took a step back.This person probably forgot that after he got out of the skull, only the soul body was left, but he didn't know whether he forgot or didn't expect that he stood naked in front of him without changing a single piece of clothing.

Geng Er's current height is just right to see the other party's lower body dangling in front of him, and it's still so hairy.

"What are you doing?"

"Help you refine your body." Geng Er took another step back.

"Refining the body will break my bones?"

"Of course, otherwise how can it be fused with other materials?"

Chuanshan was speechless.His idea of ​​body training is obviously not like this, he only intends to melt the emerald stone and cover his whole body with a layer, and then refine it with primitive fire to perfectly combine the two.

"Are you sure you're not taking revenge on me?"

Geng Er firmly shook his head.

"Although the mutton and Chinese cabbage are delicious, your cabbage is still just a slightly mutated ordinary cabbage. No matter how delicious the cabbage is, it's nothing special."

Looking at Chuanshan's face, Geng Er dragged the big hammer and said calmly: "If you really want to completely transform your body and become an excellent cultivation physique that can be compared with the peerless spiritual root, just What you think is not enough. Since you have the courage to refine yourself as a magic weapon, why not refine the best? Not only bones, but also flesh, even hair, and spirit can be refined.”

Geng Er is like a little devil who tempts people to take the bait.

Chuan Shan rubbed his chin, a hint of ruthlessness flashed across his righteous and dignified face.

"……bring it on!"

"Are you sure? It will be very painful, and it will take a long time." Geng Er didn't dare to see someone take the bait, mainly because Luo's expression was too scary.

Chuan Shan smiled, bent over and said to Geng Er: "I am a demon, and demons are always crazy."

Geng Er shivered, numb from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.Is he doing it right?Judging from his previous actions to change the future, it seems... only to make the result worse?

And what's worse, once this kind of body training starts, it can't be stopped!

Geng Er raised the big hammer again, and Chuan Shan grabbed him.

"Let me ask you one last question. Are you sure you can recover after smashing my body?"

Geng Er scratched his head and thought, "It should be, I haven't done this for a long, long time, and the steps should not go wrong." After finishing speaking, he specially warned: "You must not disturb me."

"..." Chuanshan swore, if the guy in front of him didn't look like he was only two years old, he would have jumped on him and beat him until his mother couldn't recognize him.

Seeing that Chuanshan's expression was not good, Geng Er hurriedly added, "Don't worry, even if you fail, you can start all over again, but if you spend a little more effort, you won't die."

Chuanshan wants to cry but has no tears. What is "even if you fail, you can start all over again"?Is it too late for him to regret now?

"Can I still follow my original idea?" Although he had the courage to take risks, the person he asked was really unreliable.

"Ah...but I smashed it a lot just now."

The corner of Chuan Shan's mouth twitched, his expression was gloomy, "Then why can't you ask me before smashing it?"

"……forget."

I really want to beat him up, what should I do?

"By the way, this way of body training is also very beneficial for you to exercise your mental strength."

"Oh?" Chuanshan finally felt a little better after hearing the words.

"As long as you persevere, it will be difficult for others to hurt your primordial spirit in the future, and it will be easier for you to cross the heart demon every time. It just hurts a little."

"How much does it hurt?"

"Yeah... Soul refining is usually the cruelest punishment, because it is too cruel and difficult, even the authentic demons have canceled it from the punishment."

"... Genji, are you sure you're really not taking revenge on me?"

Geng Er smirked, not admitting that he seemed to have a little guilty conscience.

In the following days, Chuanshan only felt that his life was miserable.If he was given a chance to repent, he would rather not know a certain tortoise named Geng Er.

Who said a dog that bites doesn't bark?This is so true!Although his younger brother, Geng Er, belongs to the tortoise, he screams even less, doesn't he?And this muffled, usually timid little turtle bites people even harder.If you bite it, don't let it go!

As soon as he sees his remaining bones, no matter how small it is, the bastard Xiao Geng Er immediately rushes up with that big iron hammer named Dragon Refining Hammer, smashing him wildly, smashing his tendons and bones Mi was extremely ecstatic.

Now Chuanshan looks at the little turtle doll, it's so hateful no matter how you look at it, every day he wants to catch him and beat him up.

"What are you thinking? Do you remember the main points of Xiaotian Luozhen that I asked you to memorize just now?" The little turtle doll suddenly approached him, staring at a pair of big round eyes and asked quickly: "Tianquan jade is used in large Tian Luo Formation or Small Tian Luo Formation?"

Chuanshan was taken aback, and quickly recalled.

"It's late! I told you not to be distracted during the training time!"

"Boom!" The ruthless dragon refining hammer smashed down on his head.

"Damn Gengji, you're here again! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

This is Geng Er's euphemistically called "Don't Waste Time" Synchronous Cultivation.

Poor Chuanshan spends half of his daily life suffering from physical exercise, and the other half suffers from various mental tortures.Little Turtle Baby carries a sledgehammer every day to force him to memorize the basic knowledge of various cultivation aspects proficiently, not to mention being lazy, but if he is a little bit smart, the sledgehammer of dragon refining will hit him hard.You must know that he is now a spiritual body, and if he gets hit, he can basically make him live again.

Bastard Geng Er, remember, how many times you hit me today, in the future I will have to get it back a hundred times and a thousand times!If you have the seed, don't let it fall into my brother's hands!

The turtle doll was sweating profusely with excitement.This is just training memory, and it will be more exciting to exercise mental strength later. He can use the Dragon Hammer to smash whatever he wants.Let you bully me before, wow ha ha!

The "pleasant" time for retraining the body and refining the gods just passed by like this.

The two secretly played hide-and-seek with the caterpillars in the cave, and batch after batch of demon cultivators who passed the level came.Some people rushed out of the checkpoint and left the cave, and some were caught into the cave by the big caterpillar, and two of them would rather die, and their souls were captured by the big caterpillar.

Whenever the big caterpillars or demon cultivators appeared, Geng Er and Chuan Shan hid in the caves sealed layer by layer with talismans and pretended not to exist.