Jumping beam clown mixed history

"Brother Skeleton, it's disgusting, you just stare at him." The clown demon twisted his waist and smiled shyly.

"..." Chuanshan resisted the urge to shake his fist, and took a step to the side.

"Brother Skeleton, don't go, don't you want to buy flowers? Look, how beautiful and fresh these flowers are." The clown demon quickly took a step across to block him.

"No, thank you." Chuanshan refused calmly, walked in another direction and walked away.

"Oh, Brother Skeleton, don't be so stingy. You don't need many magic stones to buy a flower. If you don't have magic stones, you can exchange things with others."

"No. I don't need flowers."

"You really don't want it?" the clown devil asked, blinking his big watery eyes, and his long eyelashes fluttered like two fans.

"don't want."

"Here, there are flowers for safe pregnancy and childbirth."

Chuanshan looked at his abdomen subconsciously. The black robe was very loose, and people who didn't know the details would definitely not be able to see it.

Chuan Shan looked at the Clown Demon with a look of scrutiny.

"Oh, Brother Skeleton, your eyes are so cold and evil, I'm so scared!"

"……stay away from me."

The clown demon was stunned, and suddenly covered his face with flowers and shouted: "I hate it! Brother Skeleton, why are you so cruel, and your voice is so low, my heart beats so fast, oh, I can't, I can't, I I'm going to faint."

"..." Chuanshan couldn't bear it anymore, his figure flashed, he jumped over the clown demon and ran directly to Baizhang away.

The clown fiend had done enough, and when he lowered his hand and raised his head again, "Huh? What about people? I hate it! I just left him and ran away like this. I hate it!"

All the demons on the road paid attention to him.

"What are you looking at? I've never seen such a beautiful woman! A bunch of idiots! Are you itchy?" The clown demon suddenly changed his face, and made a gesture of pulling up his sleeves, about to beat someone up.

This demon is a tyrant in the market, and all the demons know how powerful he is. Seeing his change of face, all the demons who were watching the excitement immediately dispersed.

Avoiding the weird clown demon, Chuan Shan passed by the stall selling bird eggs.

Uh, he forgot another very important thing──he doesn't even have any magic stone fragments on him!

You can't rob people who sell bird eggs anymore, right?That was a demon cub.Even if he loses all his face and cheeks, he can't do such immoral things.

"Although you can go hunting when you're hungry, you can't really be penniless. You can't afford anything if you want to buy anything. It's too embarrassing for us men, don't you think?" The big man Luo Chuanshan, after leaving his hometown, Once again, I deeply realized the true meaning of the phrase "a hero who can't be killed for a penny".

My stomach doesn't respond, I don't know if it's because I'm starving, or I just don't want to answer this question.

Chuanshan didn't expect Geng Er to give him a response to everything, just as he was staring at the vendors, thinking of any way to quickly earn magic stones, there was a sudden commotion from a huge tent not far away .

"Damn it! Lost again."

"Why are the warriors of the Horned Snake Clan so powerful? Didn't we beat them back? How did they survive again? Have they become so arrogant?"

"It's a weapon."

"what?"

"I heard that the Horned Snake Clan occupied the Golden Valley some time ago, dug up the hardest metal ore, and spent a lot of magic stones to ask the Arrow Clan to build weapons. No, these weapons were sent to the battlefield one after another a few days ago."

"They occupied the Golden Valley? No way? Isn't the Golden Valley the territory of the three-legged rabbit clan?"

"I don't know, maybe they bought the metal ore from the tripod rabbit clan?"

"Cut, it turned out to be rumors, how can rumors be taken seriously."

"But their weapons are better than ours, isn't that always true?"

"So what's wrong with good weapons? Can't the Cyclops provide the same weapons? Since the Horned Snakes can buy ore from the Three-legged Rabbits and ask the Arrows to help build weapons, why can't the Cyclops?"

The noisy voice suddenly quieted down, and after a while, the demons muttered: "Isn't it because of..."

for what?Chuanshan also listened attentively.

"Because the one-eyed people are poor."

"Oh──." All the demons suddenly realized.

Chuan Shanxin nodded Qi Qiran, brother and brother.He knew about the poverty of the one-eyed people. Anyway, after living together for so long, he understood it even if he didn't know it.

"That's right. You can see that the Cyclops have fewer mercenaries than the Horned Snakes. I heard it's because they are afraid they won't be able to pay the commission."

"Yeah, I heard that the one-eyed tribe has started to recruit underage one-eyed cubs, and plans to send them to the battlefield."

"What? True or false?"

Chuanshan was stunned.The situation of the Cyclops is already so critical?Even underage cubs have to go to the battlefield?

Looking at the big fur tent in front of which the mercenaries were summoned, Chuanshan subconsciously rubbed his stomach.

"Do you want to accept the mission?"

"Yes." Chuanshan found that the one-eyed people who were in charge of recruiting mercenaries looked very strange, and they probably came from other villages.

"Are you an outsider?"

"Yes."

The one-eyed demon in charge sized him up carefully, and muttered to his companion behind him.The two seem to have negotiated something to decide.

"As an outsider, you can come here to prove that your cultivation is not weak. We don't object to outsiders joining, but the reward for outsiders is [-]% less than that of the demons in our blood soul sea. Are you willing? ?"

It seems that foreigners are discriminated against wherever they go, and the world of demons is no exception. Chuanshan smiled, "Yes."

"Don't get me wrong, the horned snake tribe pays outsiders the same as us. This is our rule here, not for you alone."

"I see."

"That's good." The one-eyed demon finally had a smile on his face, "As a rule, outsiders can get eight middle-grade magic stones for participating in a battle, and another sixteen middle-grade magic stones for winning a battle. Take care of your own food, lodging, and weapons. If you want to use our weapons, you can, but only sticks and bows are provided. You have to prepare bows and arrows yourself. However, the harvest on the battlefield can be yours, and you don’t have to hand it over to us. .”

The one-eyed demon explained some trivial matters, including the exchange ratio between the outsider's magic stone and the blood soul sea magic stone.

Chuanshan nodded to accept it.At the same time, he quickly calculated in his mind, and found that the magic stone exchange ratio in Blood Soul Sea should be one to one hundred.

"Are you really ready to accept the mission? Tell me first, we don't care if you are injured or dead. After signing up, you will be paid eight middle-grade magic stones in advance. This is the pension."

"Row."

Hearing that Chuanshan agreed, the one-eyed demon asked his companion to take out eight middle-grade magic stones.

"Use your soul to swear, fight for the one-eyed people, you must not betray, you must not flee, the power of the oath only binds a battle, and it will be invalid afterwards."

Although this method of restraint is crude, in the world of practitioners who value the oath of the soul, there is no better restraint than this, and it is even the most effective in eliminating spies, betrayers and deserters.

Chuanshan knew the power of this, solemnly swore the oath of the soul, took over the magic stone and also took over the task.

Outside the tent just now, he thought carefully for a long time.

After hearing the unoptimistic status quo of the one-eyed people, he wanted to help the one-eyed people very much.But his own power obviously can't help the one-eyed people much.But if he provides powerful weapons and armor with arrays attached, that's another story.

As a former soldier, he knows very well that good and powerful weapons can often overturn the outcome of a war, and it is common to win more with less.

But the problem now is that although he has the knowledge of refining weapons and the determination to refine weapons, he has no actual experience in refining weapons. Guang's high-grade magic weapon does not help the one-eyed people much.

To do this, he needs to do some experiments.Before successfully refining an effective high-grade magic weapon, he didn't want to let the one-eyed people know of his existence, so as not to make them happy in vain.

So he chose to become a mercenary of the one-eyed tribe instead of going directly to the one-eyed tribe.Participating in the battle as a mercenary, one can obtain magic stones, and two can improve one's cultivation through actual combat.

Magic stones can be used to buy some materials for refining equipment, such as cinnabar, blood of monsters, etc.

Participating in the battle can understand the strengths and weaknesses of the enemy, and then make weapons that target the opponent's weaknesses.

"This is four birds with one stone, right?" Chuanshan exchanged a hundred low-grade magic stones with the one-eyed demon, came to the stall selling bird eggs, and asked himself with a smile.

The stomach covered by the black robe moved slightly.

The little demon who sold bird eggs looked curiously at the outsider who was covered by a black robe.Those who dress like this must be outsiders, and the demons in Blood Soul Sea don't wear clothes like this.

"Give me twenty bird eggs, to be boiled."

"Okay, twenty boiled eggs in total..." The short, fat little demon counted with only three fingers, "four low-grade magic stones."

Chuanshan gave him five.

The little guy immediately smiled and showed two small fangs.I specially picked the big one and put it in a straw bag and handed it to Chuanshan, "Brother, come again next time!"

"Okay." As long as our turtle son still wants to eat.

Chuanshan suddenly laughed, and the little guy who was selling bird eggs laughed so stupidly that he didn't know what was going on.

Chuanshan left with a smile and carried the egg.

No, Chuanshan's laughter stopped abruptly.Geng Er is the son of a turtle, so what am I?

"Ah! Brother Skeleton, did you come to find someone? Do you want to buy flowers? Hey! Don't run away! If you think it's expensive, they can give you a cheaper price. Who told you to be so unique. Brother Skeleton, Let's have a good chat...Huh? Where are you? No, Skeleton Brother, come back──!"

Chuan Shan was afraid of being entangled again, so he didn't dare to turn his head back. He just buried his head and ran out of the market, not even caring about buying cinnabar and other things for engraving formations.

The clown's eyes saw that the person ran away leaving only a black shadow, and he was so angry that he hugged the flower and stomped his feet and cursed: "Damn! Dead skeleton, run, run, run to death! There is no appreciation level at all, such a beautiful woman can't see it!" Come on, I just took a stinky turtle as a treasure. I curse you to run to a miscarriage──!"

The mouth of the clown demon suddenly turned into a bloody mouth when he yelled the last word, scaring the demons on the road to avoid it.

The clown demon squinted at all the demons, turned his hand and took out a bronze mirror, scratched his head in front of the bronze mirror, and touched the corner of his mouth to shine for a long time. Is it that scary? I hate it!」

Chuan Shan rushed into the depths of the grassland in one breath, it was terrifying.

The bulging belly is very quiet, I don't know if I was scared stupid.

Chuan Shan rubbed his stomach very worried. That boy Geng Er was timid. If he saw such a terrifying demon, if he was scared to death, how long would he hold his stomach up?

"Second, when will you be able to come out?"

Belly was quiet for a while, and suddenly pushed his hand lightly.

Chuanshan's heart of a hero melted in an instant, "Okay, okay, you can stay as long as you want, who told me to owe you kid."

Before going to the battlefield, Chuanshan did a lot of psychological work for himself, and even thought about how to give full play to his advantages to help the one-eyed people as much as possible, such as using the art of war.

But on the first day on the battlefield, Chuanshan became mute.

Since he came to this world, what he saw and came into contact with broke his common sense.Now even the war here is completely different from what he was used to.

The war between the demons here and the war on the blue star in his hometown is far from the atmosphere.The tactics and art of war he learned before are not completely unusable, but they must not be copied and applied mechanically.

The war here is not so much a war as a gang fight.Many demon clans work on their own, and every day there are leaders to receive tasks, and as long as they complete the tasks of the day, they can get magic stones, and all fees are settled on the same day.In other words, if you don’t want to fight the next day, it’s okay if you don’t come.

As for food, military supplies and so on, it is even more absurd, asking the mercenaries to be responsible for everything.For this reason, such a large market has just been formed behind the battlefield, with everything from food to weapons, and you can even find tents that resemble human beings specializing in skin and meat.

The treatment of the enemy, that is, the prisoners of war is also dumbfounding. They are all put up for auction in the market. No matter whether you are in the hostile camp or whoever you are, as long as you pay the magic stone, you can buy the prisoners back.For this reason, Chuanshan could see the scenes of the two sides exchanging prisoners on the battlefield almost every day, and a few times they fought a mess for a few pieces of magic stones.

At the beginning, Chuanshan really wanted to integrate this group of mobs into a good fight, but within a few days he gave up on this idea.Because he found that the Blood Soul Sea Demons are simply enjoying this kind of warfare. It's not that they don't know that the power of integration is stronger, and it's not that they don't understand the benefits of tactics and formations. The clan's training of fighters is very strict and effective.

These demons seem to have their own unique ideas and understandings of war, that is: never exterminate a race, nor can the hatred be passed on to the next generation.

Soon, Chuanshan got used to this way of fighting, and the not-so-stressful life gave him enough energy to divide his time into three sections: actual combat, comprehension, and study.

Every day, he doesn't let himself have any free time. He knows very well that he is of ordinary aptitude, and he is a bit unluckier than others.Under such unfavorable cultivation conditions, if he wants to be stronger than others and not be bullied by others, he has to make more and harder efforts than others.

Fortunately, he is still a hardworking person with strong willpower. No matter how hard or difficult the decision is, he can still grit his teeth and continue.If it wasn't for being pregnant with Geng Er that made him feel hungry every day, he might even skip the step of eating.

But it's also interesting to say that he has been burnt to a skeleton by Xiaolan, but the food he ate has never leaked out, as if there is a pair of internal organs hidden in his skeleton skeleton that he can't see.As for the issue of excretion, with Xiaolan around, all the waste was refined by him.

"Hey, Brother Skeleton, here we come." A demon with a head shaped like a donkey and a pig's mouth greeted Chuanshan enthusiastically.

The donkey-headed and pig-mouthed demons are basically swaying in the early stage of Qi Condensation. They dare not face the main force. They have always followed other powerful demons and demon cultivators to pick up leftovers. They especially like to pick up valuables from dead enemies. s things.

Chuanshan is not disgusted with this kind of pick-up, as long as he doesn't just drag him back like other pick-ups.Although this group of donkey-headed and pig-mouthed demons were a bit stupid and timid, they cooperated well and were good at watching people. Chuanshan had a pretty good impression of them.

Chuan Shan raised his hand and threw a sharp magic blade to the demon with the donkey's head and pig's mouth.The task he led this time was to deal with a small team on the right wing of the Horned Serpent Clan, a group of stone demons, which were not very easy to deal with.But he has Samadhi True Fire and Xiaolan's help, so he happens to be the nemesis of those stone demons.As soon as the fire passed, it was burnt to crisp, and after a few more hammers, the group of stone demons was almost finished.

"Is this for me?" The demon with the donkey's head and pig's mouth looked over and over at the dagger in his hand, with a look of surprise and liking.

"Well, thank you for protecting my back last time." Chuanshan turned his head and smiled. The demons with the donkey's head and pig's mouth valued this magic blade, but it was nothing to him.

This is the only successful one among the first batch of crude products he smelted with the Samadhi real fire refiner. The refined iron does not contain impurities.Maybe it was successful because no other gold elements were added?The Chuanshan of the first brother of refining equipment is also uncertain.

The workmanship of this fine iron dagger is not fine, and it doesn't take much effort, and the formation engraved on it is relatively simple.Three days ago, the donkey-headed and pig-mouthed demons helped him resist the enemy behind his back. He couldn't think of anything to repay. Seeing that the demons like metal weapons, he simply took this dagger and gave it to the donkey. Pig-mouthed demons.

"Hehe, we are all brothers, we should. Hehe!" The donkey's head and pig's mouth were very happy. The so-called action of protecting his back three days ago was just an unintentional behavior to him, and he didn't give him any help. No matter what damage it brings, how can I expect to get such a big benefit today.

The donkey-headed and pig-mouthed Demon Race's cultivation base is not high, but his knowledge is not low. After a little inspection, he found that this dagger is not only sharp, but also seems to be engraved with formations that outsiders are good at.Could this be the powerful magic weapon in the hands of outsiders?

"There is a formation engraved on this dagger. When you attack the enemy with magic power, a three-foot flame will emerge from the front and burn the enemy. I have tried it myself, and the flames below the second level of condensate cannot be extinguished. You can only burn it. Cut off the part of it. If you don’t use magic power, there will be no flame sticking out, but you should be careful when using it, and you’d better give it a cover.”

"Ahh!" It really is a magic weapon!The donkey-headed and pig-mouthed Demon Race was overjoyed, regardless of whether it was in front of the battlefield or not, it let out a strange cry happily.

There are hardly a few native demons in the Blood Soul Sea who have such magic tools, and the only ones are said to be left by outsiders.Such a treasure must be hidden, it can save your life if necessary.

After the donkey-headed, pig-mouthed demon clan yelled, it quickly stopped, and carefully turned its head to look around, fearing to attract the attention of other demons, and at the same time carefully put the magic blade into its arms.

"I sent it to you for your use, why hide it?" Chuan Shan stood at a high place and looked at the stone demon team in the distance.

"Hehe, I'm afraid it will be worn out, hehe!" The donkey-headed pig-mouthed demon smirked.I'm sorry to say that I'm afraid it will be robbed.

"Worn out? It's just a low-grade magic weapon. If it's worn out, I'll fix it for you."

"That would be great! Hehehe." Although it was just a low-grade magic weapon, the donkey's head and pig's mouth were still very happy.With this magic blade, he can basically walk sideways when facing demons below the second level of condensed energy, hahaha!

"Hey, what are you talking about? You're talking so happily. Let me listen to you too." A group of gorillas-like demons walked over, pointing at Chuanshan and laughing. .

The donkey-headed and pig-mouthed demons bared their teeth at the gorillas, and let out a threatening growl from their throats.

"Go, don't get in the way of the men." The gorilla demons waved away the donkey-headed pig-mouthed demons, and one of the leaders teased Chuanshan: "Skeleton demon, be careful, don't take the baby on the battlefield. I was born. Hahaha!"

Chuanshan didn't bother to care about these brainless orangutan demons, and only took note of the movement distribution of the stone demons and the location of their generals.According to the experience of the previous two clearances, if he meets today's mission requirements, he can enter the next level.

"Hey, Skeleton Demon, shall we compete today? Let's see who kills more." The gorillas may be too bored, desperately trying to attract Chuanshan's attention.

Chuanshan made a gesture to the donkey-headed and pig-mouthed demons beside him, and his figure flickered and disappeared on the campsite.

The gorillas were stunned for a moment, and then laughed together.

"Ouch, shy, ran away! Haha!"

"Don't make trouble, I heard that the pot-bellied skeleton demon is still very powerful, be careful that he retaliates against us." Someone with a clear mind persuaded him.

"Why are you afraid of him? What is there to be afraid of a big belly woman? Ha... ah!" The gorilla who laughed the loudest and was the first to tease Chuanshan suddenly fell on his back, spurting out a mouthful of blood, and the big teeth in his mouth also collapsed There were several.

Chuan Shan appeared, stepped on the gorilla's belly, smiled sinisterly at the other orangutans, demonstratively fisted the skeleton's claws, lifted them up, and slammed them down!

With a "boom", the gorilla's head was smashed into the pit.

It wasn't until Chuanshan's figure disappeared again that the other orangutan demons realized this and gathered together quickly.

The gorilla whose head was smashed into the pit struggled to get up from the ground, shook his head, staggered a few steps as if drunk, and sat down again.

The other orangutan demons looked at it, they were silent at first, and then burst into laughter together, laughing and cursing around the gorilla whose head was beaten to the ground, they were all laughing at this gorilla.

"Look at his head, haha, it's all cake."

"Being flat like this, it seems that it will take at least three to five days to return to its original shape." It turns out that the bones of this group of orangutan-like demons are extremely soft, and their resilience is particularly strong. As long as their heads are not chopped off, multiple injuries can slowly recover. , This is also the reason why Chuanshan dared to strike hard.

"I told you not to mess with him, it's fine now, you have to suffer once to be obedient." The sober-minded man kept shaking his head beside him.

"Oh, it's really fun, let's continue tomorrow." This is not giving up and looking for trouble.

"Stop making trouble, the fight has already started over there, and it's time for us to go up here too, be careful to let others pick up your property!"

"Oh! Get rich, go get rich!" There was a roar, and a large group of orangutan demons shouted the slogan of getting rich, and ran to the battlefield rumblingly, dragging thick wooden sticks.

Chuan Shan stopped in mid-air, looking helplessly at those big guys.It seems that all creatures are similar everywhere, either begging for food or money.With these guys making trouble behind, it would be difficult for him to make some dead money.These guys know how to search better than him!

Chuan Shan stared at the battlefield in the distance, and murmured with jealousy: "That's all money. Look at how much fun those demons plundered from the corpses? No wonder so many demons came to fight for such a low reward. It’s no different from our army there.”

Speaking of this, Chuanshan's eyes were a little sad, "I think that in the whole army, only the army led by our king had the strictest military discipline. We are not allowed to take money on the battlefield privately, and we are not allowed to plunder when we enter the enemy's camp. Like other armies, a few soldiers can fight for a gold chain."

Shaking his head, Chuanshan concealed his sadness, cheered up and said with a strange smile: "Brother, we are also very poor, and all the magic stones are on you. If you want to make money, you have to go to the battlefield. Hey, let's make an agreement." Lah, when your boss and I go to the battlefield, you can’t mess with me, you have to hold back if you want to come out, do you hear me?”

The towering belly didn't respond this time.

The battle between the Cyclops and the Horned Snakes has reached a fever pitch. On the surface, the Horned Snakes have the upper hand with their weapons, but the Cyclops have thick skin and thick flesh, and the casualty ratio is not very high.

Seeing that the rainy season is coming to an end, there hasn't been much rain in the past few days, unlike some time ago when the sky seemed to be leaking.

Chuanshan has participated in the war for two and a half months.In these two and a half months, he only participated in eleven battles, and each battle was a level. Up to now, including the first two levels, he has passed thirteen levels.

He has gradually become more proficient in the application of the power in his body, especially in the use of Samadhi True Fire.When he successfully used the samadhi real torch for the first time to fuse the condensed various metal elements together in proportion, he decided to formally start refining the magic weapon.

Based on confidentiality and safety, Chuan Shan still returned to the cave on the mound, but he dug the cave deeper and made it much larger.

This will be his temporary lair, where he will refine the second batch of weapons with formations in his life.

While Chuanshan was busy with taking on tasks, practicing and learning how to refine weapons, rumors about him had spread widely in the outside world.

That's right, a new legend about a pregnant skeleton has emerged.

A skeleton that has its own consciousness and can control metal is not famous or difficult.Especially this scorched black and tall skeleton is very capable of fighting, not to mention he still has a big belly.Although the black robe can cover the body, after a long time, you can still see the strangeness under the robe.

Chuanshan got a nickname without knowing it, the big-bellied skeleton demon.You see, how good this nickname is, it is easy to understand and clear. When it comes to the big belly skeleton demon, everyone knows who it refers to.

As for his belly, all kinds of unimaginable storylines have been speculated by the boring demons, and all of them are related to love without exception.

The demons talked a lot about the big-bellied skeleton demon who appeared on the battlefield out of curiosity, but some foreign demon cultivators who took the task had completely different ideas. Although there were many people who laughed, they secretly attacked other demons. There are also many ideas.

Skeleton giving birth?Will it be born with a vaginal or ghost fetus?

If it is really such a thing... Such a good thing is hard to come by for demon cultivators.

Regardless of whether the skeleton demon gave birth to the most yin fetus formed by yin qi, or the posthumous ghost fetus, if it can be obtained, it is an excellent material for alchemy or for making a cauldron.

Gradually, some demon cultivators began to approach Chuanshan consciously or unconsciously.