Jumping beam clown mixed history

"Hey! Outsider, what are you doing in our village again? Brother Big Eye said you want a wife, do you want to marry Green Eye in our village? Let me tell you, Green Eye is the wife I fancy , you don't want to get her ideas!" The ignorant little Maotou caught up.

Chuan Shan didn't bother to turn his head.

"I'm talking to you, why are you ignoring me?" Xiao Baimao followed closely behind.

Chuanshan walked quickly.

Xiao Baimao grinned from behind, "Your legs are so short and your eyes are so small. The beauties in our village won't take a fancy to you."

Thanks, I wouldn't look at them either.Chuan Shan walked faster.

"Don't think that your head hair is longer and more than mine, that's something!"

Sighing, living with the one-eyed demons to this day, Chuanshan also learned that the one-eyed demons regard hair and eyes as the standard of beauty, especially the few hairs on the top of the head, which are important tools to attract the attention and favor of the opposite sex.

After realizing this, he regretted that he shouldn't have shaved the little one-eyed demon's white hair back then.Speaking of which, he didn't seem to see the hair on the head of the big eyes?

"Tell me! Do you want to wipe out all of us one-eyed demons?"

"what?"

"You must be like those outsiders, wanting to capture us and sell them for magic stones, right?"

Chuanshan really didn't want to deal with the little ghost, but this problem was more serious, so he had to face it seriously.

Turning around after stopping, Chuanshan put on a righteous face and a serious expression, and said, "No. I definitely didn't mean to hurt you one-eyed demons."

"Then you swear by your heart demon." The little one-eyed demon was aggressive.

Chuanshan held back his anger, "I don't like being forced to swear. Kid, if I make you swear that you will never harm outsiders, would you be willing?"

"That's different."

"Why is it different?"

"Outsiders want to hurt us, but we don't mean to hurt them."

"I think most of them don't want to hurt you either, just because you're blocking their way."

"But... protecting the edge of forests and grasslands is our lifelong mission."

"It's their mission to get in there."

"You, you...you are unreasonable! You help those outsiders, you are a bad person!" The little one-eyed demon yelled, kicked him hard, and ran away crying.

Chuanshan patted the straw sandal print on his trousers, not wanting to be as knowledgeable as a little devil.

"Although he is almost 20 years old, the one-eyed demon's brain is born to make them unable to understand too complicated things." Little Yugui revealed half of his body from Chuanshan's arms.

"A 20-year-old brat...I'm just two years older than him." Chuanshan muttered.

"Your species are different." Little Yugui said to the point.

"..."

Little Yugui stretched out her little paw to scratch him, "Ask you a question."

"Say."

"If outsiders and the one-eyed demons fight, who will you help?"

"I'll help whoever I like." Chuanshan answered this question without any pressure.

"Then what if Moxiu, who has friendship with you, fights with Big Eye?"

"Persuade."

"if……"

"Little Turtle, what exactly do you want to ask?"

Little Yugui squirmed, biting Chuanshan's lapel in distress.

"I have a senior brother and a younger brother..." Xiao Yugui let go, hesitatingly said.

"continue."

"They've been very nice to me, and I like them a lot."

"Um."

"But they look at each other very badly, and they often fight in the dark. Several times, they were seriously injured. I went to try to persuade the fight, but it was useless. I..."

"You don't know who to help?"

"Yes." Little Yugui poked her finger in distress.

"Then no one will help."

Hearing what Chuanshan said, Xiaogui felt even more uncomfortable, "That's what I did later, and they all hated me together, and called me cold-blooded!" Huh, I just get warmer.

"Then there's nothing we can do." Chuanshan also said that there was nothing he could do about the situation.He couldn't help trying to fantasize about who he would help if Ji Fourteen and Geng Er fought.And then... he felt ashamed of his answer.

Then he couldn't help fantasizing about who he would help when Geng Er fought with his former brothers Li Xiong and Wu Shaohua.Now... He deeply felt that he was very sorry for his old brothers.

He didn't know until today that he was actually a lecher!Passing mountains and looking at the sky, speechless.He resolutely refuses to think about who he will help if Geng Er and his own brother Chuanhai fight.

Little Yugui also let out a melancholy sigh, "Ah, position is an eternal problem."

"..." Chuanshan didn't know which tendon was cramping, and suddenly lowered his head and asked Xiaogui: "If one day I become a big devil that everyone shouts and kills, will you help me or those who want to kill me?" ?”

Xiao Yugui thought for a while, and asked seriously: "If I help you, will you take care of the food?" Why don't Brother Huo and Brother Tao eat?If none of them took care of him eating, wouldn't he be able to take a firm stand?

The half-skeleton began to seriously consider whether to increase the intensity and quantity of garbage collection in the future - so as not to have no money to raise turtles in the future.Although the little turtle is small, it can eat as much as big eyes.

There is nothing in the night sky of the Blood Soul Sea. Once the spherical object hanging high in the sky during the day tears the sky and hides it, the Blood Soul Sea will enter the night.

However, the Blood Soul Sea did not become invisible because of this. Take the vicinity of Big Eye's house as an example, there are many animals and plants that glow at night.

Big Eyes told Chuanshan that the sea of ​​blood souls at night is much more dangerous than during the day, so it is best not to leave the house if he is fine.

Chuanshan knew that his current cultivation was nothing in the Blood Soul Sea, so every night, he would obediently stay in the house and practice without going anywhere.

"boom!"

Chuanshan opened his eyes.

There was a slight commotion outside the door.

"What's going on?" A childish voice whispered outside the door.

"There's something on his window, and I bounced it away as soon as I touched it." Another voice said angrily.

"Hmph, it seems that this outsider is prepared. Don't be afraid, everyone. My grandpa said that this outsider is very weak. He may not be my opponent if he fights alone. Brother, help us get the window Can you open it?"

"Okay. But don't play too much, be careful when your big-eyed brother comes out to beat you."

Chuanshan curled his lips, this shameless and brother-loving golden eye.Xiao Baimao was spoiled by him!

"No, big-eyed brother lives in the next room, so it won't affect him. Listen up, everyone, we're still going according to the original plan. I yelled smash it, and everyone smashed that thing into the window together."

"Crackling..."

The wooden window made the sound of being pried open.

Chuanshan and the little jade turtle lying on the bed looked at each other. It seemed that the defensive power of this elementary defensive formation was still too weak. no more.

"Are you ready?" Little Yugui sighed.

"I don't know what it is tonight, I hope it can be eaten or used."

Little Yugui's eyes lit up, "Could it be the bullfrog from last time?"

This little glutton.Chuanshan nodded his little head, "Do you think they will repeat the same thing?"

Xiaoyu curled up her neck, "We'll find out later."

The wooden windows were pried open.

With a "smash", dozens of black shadows were thrown into the house.

"Puff!"

"Oh, it stinks!" Little Yugui quickly got under the pillow and refused to come out no matter what.

Chuanshan also planned to ask Xiaogui to help him palm his eyes, to see what attributes and hazards the "hidden weapon" has this time, but who would have thought that the dozen or so black shadows would keep farting as soon as they came in, making Xiaogui the first Time hides.

Chuan Shan wished he didn't have a long nose, and while hurriedly holding his breath, he jumped up to catch those black shadows running around and farting non-stop.

"Haha! Outsiders, are you admitting defeat? The one farting in your house is a stinky weasel. One fart can stink for ten days. There are fifteen of them in there. Just wait to be stink to death! Hahaha!" Outside the door, Xiao Baimao laughed with his hips on his hips, and a group of little one-eyed demons surrounded him, laughing and dancing, all of them were as happy as a festival.

They even made up an impromptu nursery rhyme: "Outsiders with stinky farts, stinky and stinky, don't wipe their shit!, and haven't bathed for ten years, wow──It stinks, it stinks!"

Chuan Shan was furious with rage, but those stinky weasels were extremely flexible and frightened, making them extremely difficult to catch.After finally catching one, it raised its tail and let a deadly fart in his face.

After working for nearly half an hour, he finally threw all the fifteen skunks out of the house, but the whole house smelled like it had been soaked in a cesspit, and there was no way to treat people at all.

Helpless, Chuanshan had to take out the little turtle and climbed to the roof in the middle of the night to wait for dawn.

It is extremely dangerous to go to the Bangceng River to take a bath at this time. It is the middle of the night when some ferocious beasts appear and drink by the river. Many of these ferocious beasts dare not even provoke them easily.

Maybe the smell from Chuanshan's house was too bad, and the gang of white-haired and blue-eyed brats didn't want to get close to the stinking Chuanshan, so they ran away together after the successful sneak attack.As for Jinyan, he probably ran away after breaking Chuanshan's formation with brute force.

The big eye in the next room smelled the stench, couldn't stand it, ran out to scold the little one-eyed monster, and ran away after seeing it, so angry that he even cursed a few times, and kept yelling that he would make those little devils look good tomorrow.

"Hey, brother, I think you'd better find a way to coax those brats, or you'll annoy them to death." Looking at Chuanshan on the roof with big eyes, he said helplessly, holding his nose.

Chuan Shan was knocking on the shell of the little jade tortoise, wanting it to come out and smell like him. The little turtle shrank into the shell, letting Chuan Shan beat him to death, refusing to show his head.

"Well, I'm trying to figure out a way. You go to sleep, and I'll try to get rid of the smell in the house when it dawns."

"How do you sleep? It stinks to death. That stinky weasel's fur is worth a little, and you can exchange some weapons or magic stones with the Arrow Clan, but it's too smelly. Our one-eyed cubs didn't grow up before, and their sense of smell didn't grow up." The one-eyed people are well-developed, and only they can bear to catch skunks."

"Hehe." Chuanshan held his breath, twiddled the little jade turtle in his hands, and thought of one bad idea after another to punish the child.

Big Eye complained a few words, then climbed to the roof and fell asleep.

As soon as the next day dawned, Chuanshan rushed to the Bangbang River, and while carefully fetching water, he raised a bucket and poured water on his body.

Taking advantage of Chuanshan's inattention, Xiao Yugui crawled out of Chuanshan's arms, climbed onto the top of Chuanshan's head, grabbed his hair and enjoyed the pleasure of being washed together.

After flushing about five or six buckets of water, Chuan Shan still smelled the same as before, and it hardly disappeared.

Xiao Yugui grabbed his drenched hair, held his breath, and said, "Just washing it with water won't work. The smell of the skunk must be soaked in the juice of red persimmons to completely remove it. Or ginger is also fine."

"Red persimmon? A kind of persimmon?"

"Well, a round red persimmon with a sweet and sour taste. It can bear fruit in both summer and winter. The variety that bears fruit in summer grows large, and the variety that bears fruit in winter grows small."

Hearing what Xiaogui said, Chuanshan felt that he had seen this kind of plant in some valleys of Blue Star. "Is there any here?"

"There should be. The plants in the Blood Soul Sea are very complete. If you go east along the river, there should be some red persimmons growing there."

Chuan Shan searched his memory, recalling whether he had seen this plant when he was exploring the nearby terrain.

"That little tortoise on your head can talk?" A childish voice came from the bushes. It was the little white hair who came to watch the jokes early in the morning.

Chuanshan turned his head.

The white hair and blue eyes jumped out from the bushes, covered his nose and looked up at his head on tiptoe, "Show it to me."

Chuanshan picked up the wooden barrel and walked towards the east. He remembered that there were indeed the plants that Little Turtle had mentioned.

"Hey!" Xiao Baimao chased after him, "Give me this little talking turtle, and I will let the villagers never trouble you again."

Think beautifully!Chuan Shan grabbed the little turtle and put it in his arms, walking quickly.

"Give it to me, give it to me. I will exchange something with you." The little one-eyed demon followed closely behind Chuanshan, "If you don't give me the little turtle, I will make you sleepless every night."

Grandpa hates people threatening me the most!Chuan Shan turned around suddenly, the little one-eyed demon didn't stop, and crashed into Chuan Shan's arms.

Chuan Shan hugged the little one-eyed demon tightly, and pressed his big head with his big hand, and threw him.The little one-eyed demon didn't have time to cover his nose, and was yelled loudly.

Before the little one-eyed demon could make a move, Chuan Shan left quickly and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

The little one-eyed demon vomited for a long time, smelling the smell on his body, tears flowed down his face, and howled loudly: "Wow──!"

Since then, the little one-eyed demon unilaterally felt that the hatred between him and this outsider had deepened.Not only did he take people to make trouble every night, but he also had to pester Chuanshan during the day.After every harassment, I have to ask the last sentence: Do you give me the little turtle?

How could Chuanshan be willing?Don't say that Xiaoyugui is very likely to be Geng Er of their family, even if not, he can't give Xiaogui to anyone.

The more the little one-eyed demon couldn't get it, the more he wanted it, and after a long time, he became a demon.Not only begged his elder brother to snatch it, but also tortured his grandfather every day to ask him to ask the outsider for the little jade turtle.

Fortunately, the village chief Buyan didn't dote on his grandson to the point of foolishness, and refused to talk to him after a few reprimands.

Although his brother Jinyan's cultivation level is higher than Chuanshan's, his speed is not as good as Chuanshan's. If he doesn't want to fight to the death, he can only dream of snatching Xiaogui.

Seeing that his elder brother and grandpa couldn't help him, the little one-eyed demon turned to pester Big Eye again.

Big Eye himself still wants Little Jade Turtle.Chuanshan was his friend again, so naturally he would not let go of his mouth to help.

Seeing that no one could help, the little one-eyed demon had no choice but to help himself, thinking of ways to trouble Chuanshan every day, but in fact he was just looking for a chance to see the little jade turtle.

Because of the trouble of the little one-eyed demon, and because of re-studying the formation, Chuanshan once again missed the March fair of the nearby demons.But he didn't feel sorry, on the contrary, he felt that it would be better if he could have more time to prepare things, lest the things he took out would be as useless as the stove made for the magic doctor.

In this way, more than two months have passed.Not only is Chuanshan used to the daily challenges of the one-eyed demons, but he can even sleep for a while when faced with the surprise attacks of a group of little one-eyed demons such as white hair and blue eyes at night.

His magic weapon is formation.

In addition to exercising, fighting the one-eyed demon, and meditating to improve his cultivation, he spends the rest of his time studying formations.

Where there is research, there is naturally practice. In order not to waste the materials and magic power of the formation, Chuanshan's first thought was to use the formation to deal with the little one-eyed demons who were sneaking up.Now the practical effect has come out, how good it is, there is no waste at all.

It's a pity that there are limited materials for formations around here, and he is far from being able to extract formation elements from the vitality of heaven and earth at will, which makes most of his ideas only stay in the research stage.

"What are you doing again?" Little Yugui asked, stretching his head while lying on Chuanshan's head.

Chuanshan added two blue silk straw ropes to the finished snare drum, and said, "The rattle drum."

"What are you doing this for?" Xiao Yugui looked at the piles that were already made in the barrel.

"Hey." The half-skeleton man smiled slyly, and stuffed the polished crystals left by the Tumor Demon Tree into the net bag at one end of the straw rope.The crystals are about the size of grapes polished by Chuanshan, and they are perfectly round.

Little Yugui became more and more curious, pulling his hair and urging him to speak.

"I don't believe you can handle a brat."

"You mean that little one-eyed demon with white hair and blue eyes?"

"Who else but him?" Chuanshan gritted his teeth.Damn kid, he used to yell at him every day that he was an uneasy and kind outsider, but now he shamelessly took a fancy to his little turtle.hum!If it weren't for the fact that he and Big Eye are relatives, this cheeky kid would have been stuffed into the clam river long ago.

"I remember that little one-eyed demon is two years younger than you." Little Yugui hesitated as he stared at the rattle that lied to the child.

"You also said he's out of his mind."

Little Yugui struggled with his conscience for a while, "You can't bully children, you have already tormented them a lot during this time."

"Is there? If those lessons are really effective, do you think they will still run to me so happily every night, calling for friends?" Chuanshan gritted his teeth.Don't you think those defensive formations are not enough, I will let you know what is powerful today!

In the afternoon of that day, Chuanshan carried the homemade wooden barrel and brought the little jade turtle into the one-eyed demon village.Every time he went in and out of the Cyclops village, he used his own wooden barrel to carry things, and only after he closed the door did he give the things to Little Turtle to put them away.

It doesn't matter if he is too careful, or he is stingy and doesn't want more people to spy on his little turtle, in short, he doesn't want others to know that little turtle has the ability similar to the Qiankun bag.

When he arrived at the village, Chuanshan first visited the green-haired magic doctor.

"Senior magic doctor, here I come."

"Why are you here again? Didn't you say you haven't pulled it out yet?"

"Hehe, it's not that, it's something else. Here, look."

"What is this?" The magic doctor left a little one-eyed demon who was looking after him, and came over to look at it strangely.

"No, I see that you are so busy, and you have to treat these little dolls, but the little dolls are so noisy, so I made some gadgets from my hometown. I don't know if it is useful to coax these little dolls ?” Chuanshan smiled like a big brother next door.

"What's this called? What's it for? It's a drum?" The magic doctor picked up one and shook it.

"Dong dong." The rattle rang a few times.

Chuanshan also took out a rattle and shook it, "This is called a rattle, it's a thing for coaxing little dolls, you see, you can shake it to play, and there is a drum sound."

"That's it?" The magic doctor looked disappointed.Several little dolls lying on the hospital bed also showed disdain—these dolls were honorably wounded in the attack on Chuanshan at night.

"Hehe, of course it's more than that. Here, it can also be like this, just rub your hands together, and it can fly."

The blue silk grass ropes and the round crystals tied on both sides of the drum body turned into a circle due to the speed, and flew up together with the drum body. In addition to cleverness, there is naturally a formation effect in it.

The rattle drum makes a "dong dong" sound while spinning in the sky.

"In our place, children use this kind of rattle to compete whose drum can fly the longest and who can make the loudest noise." The half-skeleton was full of nonsense.

"I made some changes. If you rub the wooden stick under the drum with magic power, you can make the drum fly higher and for a longer time. And this is very good for the little dolls to train and control their use of magic power. It's too heavy. , It doesn’t matter if it’s too light. And depending on how much mana is input, the sound from the drum body will also change, for example.”

A sharp whistle sounded, and the rattle quickly climbed towards the sky. Before the rattle was about to touch the roof, Chuan Shan jumped up and grabbed the wooden handle, preventing it from continuing to rush upwards.

Wow!The little one-eyed demon opened his eyes wide.For those who lack toys, this flying and ringing rattle obviously hit their itch.

"It won't break if it falls on the ground, and even if it breaks, it's easy to repair. And with ingenuity, they can fly back automatically. In this way, the little dolls can play while lying on the bed." Chuan Shan casually threw one The rattle was put into the hand of a little one-eyed demon beside him, and by the way, he kindly pointed out how to use skill to make the drum fly back.

The little Cyclops got a novelty toy and couldn't wait to play with it immediately.

"It's very noisy." The magic doctor frowned.

"Hehe, it's better than you bothering to take care of them. If they have something to play with, they won't make a fuss."

"Wow, it really will fly back." The little one-eyed monster who got the toy shouted happily, and immediately rubbed his hands again to send the rattle into the sky.

"By controlling the strength and magic power, you can control the time and height of its flight." Chuan Shan pointed out again.

Several little one-eyed demons looked enviously at the rattle flying in the sky, and almost at the same time cast their longing eyes on the wooden barrel in Chuanshan's hand.

Chuanshan generously left his head, and greeted the magic doctor: "If there are dolls who want them, let them come to me. I will teach them how to play in the square at noon tomorrow."

The magic doctor also knew about the surprise attack on Chuanshan by the little one-eyed demons, and thought that Chuanshan wanted to have a good relationship with the little dolls, so he readily agreed.

In less than half a day, all the little one-eyed monsters knew the existence of the "rattle drum" toy.

When it was time for a sneak attack at night, most of the little one-eyed demons changed their slogans at the gate of Chuanshan. Last night it was still: "Hand over the little jade turtle and let you sleep!"

Now changed to: "Hand over the rattle and I'll put you to sleep!"

Chuan Shan closed his eyes and meditated as if he didn't hear it.

The little one-eyed demons yelled for most of the night, but the big eyes couldn't take it anymore, so they came out and drove everyone away before they got peace.

At noon the next day, Chuanshan came to the square, where several little one-eyed monsters were already playing. Seeing Chuanshan coming, they immediately surrounded him.

Chuanshan took out a rattle from the barrel with a smile, and played various tricks on his own. For a while, the rattle flew into the sky screaming, and for a while, he let the rattle rotate slowly in the sky, and the rattle that flew out would always It automatically flew back to Chuanshan's hand, making some little one-eyed monsters who jumped up and wanted to snatch it empty.

There were more and more little one-eyed demons, and within a short while, almost all the little dolls in the village under the age of one hundred gathered in the square.

Little Yugui lay on the top of Chuanshan, just like those little one-eyed demons, fascinated by the rattle drums flying around in the sky and making various sounds.

Finally, a gray-haired, black-eyed little one-eyed demon couldn't stand the temptation. He was too young to realize the threat of the little white-haired demon. Walking in front of Chuan Shan, tugged at his trouser legs, and said in a waxy voice, "Brother Ge, I want to play."

Chuan Shan bent down, touched the little one-eyed demon who was born less than a year ago, picked a smaller one from the barrel and put it in the little one-eyed demon's hand, and said with a smile, "Take it and play."

"Thank you, Brother Ge." The little one-eyed demon was quite polite. After thanking him, he happily opened his mouth full of small fangs, held a rattle, and ran to the slightly older little one-eyed demon, tiptoeing Start offering treasures.

The older little one-eyed demon took the rattle and glanced hesitantly at the white-haired and blue-eyed standing outside, but couldn't help the urging of the smaller doll at his feet, and he wanted to play very much, so he rubbed his hands together and let The rattle flew up.

The little one-eyed monster with gray hair and black eyes clapped his hands happily. The little one-eyed monsters who got the toy yesterday saw that someone took the lead in playing, so they didn't care about the staring little white hair outside, and took out the rattle together to play.

The screams of "咻咻" kept ringing, and several rattles flew in the air to perform various tricks.The little doll who got the toy yesterday has mastered the trick of how to make the drum fly back into his hand. After showing off for a while, he went to teach the kid who got the toy today together.

Seeing the interesting toys in the hands of the little friends, the other little guys who didn't get the rattle refused. At this time, the influence of the white hair and blue eyes dropped to the lowest point. When two little one-eyed monsters couldn't stand the temptation of the toys When he came forward to beg Chuanshan to give them toys, the other little one-eyed demons rushed up together, screaming and jumping around Chuanshan.

Chuan Shanxiao Mimi never refused anyone who came, until all the rattles in the bucket were delivered.

"Okay, okay, it's gone. You all play differently, and I will send it to you when I make something more interesting next time."

"Is there anything more fun?"

"Of course." Chuanshan coughed and sighed, "If you hadn't come to quarrel with me every night, I would have made this thing a long time ago."

"Does that mean that if we don't bother you, you can quickly make more interesting things?" The little cyclops who lacked toys blinked their big eyes excitedly.

"If you don't sleep well at night, won't you be very depressed the next day?"

The little cyclops who didn't get the toy nodded together.

"Me and you are the same. It takes a lot of brains and time to make these toys."

Seeing that Chuanshan had almost fooled the little one-eyed demons, he secretly glanced at the little white hair standing outside, pouting his mouth in anger, laughed secretly, and left the square with the barrel in his hand.

Little Yugui lay on the top of Chuanshan, looking eagerly at the little one-eyed demons who were having fun in the square.

At night, Little Yugui lay on the pillow, trying to grab the rattle that Chuanshan failed to make at first with her small paws the size of rice grains.

I caught it, but didn't catch it.The little jade turtle was so angry that he jumped up and hugged the drum surface of the rattle drum and spun around in a circle.

Chuan Shan was studying the crystallization left after the burning of the Tumor Demon Tree. When he heard the movement, he looked up and burst out laughing.

"What? You want to play too?"

Xiao Yugui climbed off the drum shyly, raised her head, and looked at Chuanshan longingly.

"It's not easy to make something that you can play with." Chuanshan rubbed his chin and thought.

Little Yugui retracted her head into the shell in disappointment, only showing a pair of small needle-sized eyes looking at Chuanshan.

"I'll try it, but you have to teach me how to shrink the formation. Do you want to deploy a miniature formation first?"

"There are several methods. It's not difficult, just try it a few times." When Xiao Yugui heard that Chuanshan planned to make a miniature rattle for him, she immediately perked up and quickly got out of bed and climbed onto Chuanshan's thigh Start imparting new knowledge.

Chuan Shan touched the back shell of the little jade turtle, his eyes were full of doting smiles.