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Chuanshan clutched his butt that had been shot in the back, and limped along with Big Eye to the Cyclops village.

Covering his injured abdomen with big eyes, he asked about Chuanshan's daughter-in-law as he walked nonchalantly.Da Yan, who has just entered adulthood, is very interested in all the words about "daughter-in-law".

Chuanshan made fun of suffering all the way with Geng Er, anyway, Geng Er is not here, no one can jump out to refute his nonsense.

Maybe it's because he doesn't have any intention of treating Geng Er as a woman in his heart, and he doesn't have any sexual interest in him, so he can talk nonsense so recklessly.I think back when he was in the army, their gang of veterans would often make some nasty jokes about each other, and they could say anything that didn't make sense.

As for the blush just thinking of Geng Er's body... It can't be blamed on him, only Geng Er's face is too monstrous.Even if it wasn't him, another man would have to think about it!

"Her butt is so small, what will happen if she has a baby in the future?" Big Eyes was very worried about Chuanshan's daughter-in-law.

"Don't be afraid, it's small at first, but if you sleep too much, it will grow up." The half-skeleton said shamelessly.

"Why?" asked the simple one-eyed demon.

"Brother," Chuanshan couldn't reach the one-eyed demon's shoulder, so he had to pat him on the waist, "I can't teach you about this, you have to ask your father."

"Why?" The big eyes were even more confused.

"Because... Geng Er is my daughter-in-law and not yours. Of course I can't tell you why. When you have a daughter-in-law yourself in the future, you will understand after sleeping with her a few more times." The half-skeleton soldier's rogue side was exposed undoubtedly.

After thinking about it carefully, Dayan found it reasonable, and immediately asked another question: "Then did she give birth to you?"

"No. I came in here just after he passed the door."

"It's so pitiful, wouldn't she have to wait for you for a long time?" Big Eye sympathized with the Geng Er sister-in-law whom he had never met.

"He is pitiful? How can he be as pitiful as I am?" Chuanshan rubbed his buttocks. It hurt and itched there like being pricked by needles, but he couldn't find where the hidden weapon was.

"I left him, he stayed alone for a year, and I will stay for 400 years! Big eyes, think about it, how tragic is it that a healthy and mature man can't sleep with his wife for 400 years? Especially His wife is really pretty." Speaking of this, Chuanshan had a whim, wondering if Geng Er has a girl?

"Why does he only have to keep it for one year, but you have to keep it for 400 years?"

Chuanshan was stunned for a moment, his big eyes didn't know the time exchange ratio between Blood Soul Sea and the outside?

"The time comparison between our place and yours is different."

"Oh."

Chuanshan thought that Big Eye would ask some more questions, but he didn't expect the other party to accept his answer very quickly.

"Aren't you surprised?"

Big Eye turned to look at him, "What's so strange? There are many places in our Blood Soul Sea where the time ratio is different. The warriors of our Cyclops will also go to these secret places to exercise before the war. But there is a lot of price to pay. "

I see.Pass on the mountain to be taught.Bai Tong should be in the secret realm mentioned by a certain big eye right now. I don't know if they will have a chance to meet in the sea of ​​blood soul in the future?

Chuanshan still doesn't know much about these so-called time ratios. Apart from this, there are still many things that he can't figure out about the practice, but he didn't force himself to think about it.Geng Er once told him that the understanding of some knowledge cannot be figured out just by thinking about it. They need the accumulation of time and experience.

He deeply felt that Geng Er's words were justified, and decided to thoroughly implement the method of "use first if you don't know what you don't know" taught by Geng Er.

"Big Eye, has anyone here ever gone out?"

"Get out? Are you talking about your side?"

"right."

Big Eyes thought for a while, then shook his head, "I haven't heard of it. Maybe there is, but I don't know."

"No one wants to go out and see?"

"What are you looking at? Our Blood Soul Sea is vast and rich in resources, and there are not many who can complete the entire Blood Soul Sea in their lifetime. Probably those masters who have reached the Tribulation Stage can leave."

Chuanshan nodded, thinking that if it wasn't for a coincidence, he would not consider leaving Blue Star, at most he would think about what other planets would be like in his dreams.Big Eye didn't mean to leave his homeland, he could understand it completely.

"Do you know why your place is called Blood Soul Sea?"

Big Eyes gave Chuan Shan a strange look, "How do I know this? It's been called that all the time, how do I know why?"

That's right, it's really hard to explain this kind of conventional name, for example, he didn't even know that the planet he lived on was called Blue Star before practicing.Chuanshan laughed.

"Hey, you can find one here." Big Eye nudged him and suggested sincerely.The one-eyed people don't have a word of chastity, they stay together when they see each other, and separate when they are unhappy.

Chuanshan stabilized his footsteps, thought for a while, "Hmm...is she as beautiful as my wife?"

"I haven't met your daughter-in-law, how do I know? But in my opinion, everyone in our village is very beautiful, but I don't know what you like. But I can guarantee that every ass in our village is better than Your wife is big." Big Eye judged by comparing the size of the half-skeleton's buttocks.

"You one-eyed demons are very capable of giving birth?"

Big Eyes shook his head, "It takes about a hundred years to give birth to one child, but we are born with a big body, and a daughter-in-law's buttocks are not too big, so I won't be able to give birth."

Chuan Shan looked at the big-eyed, tall and bulky man, feeling a little bit worried.

"If you don't like the ones in our village, you can wait until the market to see girls from other demons. There are a few demons who look similar to you outsiders."

"Oh? You mean the bazaar? You also have a bazaar?" Chuanshan was very surprised.

"Of course, otherwise how can we exchange things?" Big Eyes laughed at Chuan Shantu's old hat, who didn't even know about the market.

"The market near here is held every three months, and the location sometimes changes. The latest time is on the big meadow at the west end of the Bangbang River. If you want to go, I will take you there."

"Okay." Chuanshan was also very interested in this demon market. "How long will it take to reach your village?"

"Hurry up, go forward and you will arrive at the Land of Five Arrows. If I am not injured and unable to run, I will carry you and run, and I will be there now. By the way, Xiaogui, don't you want it?" Big Eye thought It's a pity that the little jade turtle can't find it. He really likes that little thing that's no bigger than his fingernail.

When mentioning the little Yugui, the smile on Chuanshan's face also subsided a little. He didn't understand why the little guy left them suddenly, just like he didn't understand why the little guy suddenly appeared in front of him.

"That little thing is elusive. It doesn't want to come out. It's so big that we may not be able to find it. Forget it, it misses us, so it will naturally come to us." Compared with the whereabouts of the little jade turtle, Chuanshan is more concerned. Curious who stabbed him in the ass.

At that time, he kept bowing his head and bending down in the grass to find the whereabouts of the little turtle, and he felt a pain in his buttocks, just like when he accidentally sat on his mother's sewing basket when he was a child and was poked by his mother's pin.But the pain was much worse than that of a pin prick. After touching for a long time, he couldn't find any trace of the hidden weapon, and he still hasn't figured out what stabbed his poor butt.

It hurts, it hurts!

"I suspect your ass may have been stabbed by something. I will go to the village later and ask the magic doctor to show you. Is your wife also a demon cultivator?"

Chuanshan squinted, "Dayan, tell me honestly, why are you so interested in my wife?"

Big eyes blushed, and he quickened his pace while clutching the wound on his abdomen.

"Do you want a wife?" Chuanshan smiled cunningly and quickened his pace.

With big eyes buried in his head, he hurried forward.

"Do you have a fancy?"

"In your village?"

"Aren't you beautiful? Do you like you? Are there any powerful brothers in the family?"

"Ow!" Dayan suddenly screamed and ran wildly regardless of his injuries.

"Hey, don't be shy. I told you about my daughter-in-law, how can you hide it? Isn't it too brotherly enough? Hahaha!" Chuanshan spread his speed, clutching his buttocks in pain. Hey, while chasing after him.

And on a shrub not far from them, a little jade turtle standing upright was trying to find something in its shell with its head down.I saw his two little paws take out something from the shell for a while, look at it, stuff it back, and take out another thing after a while.

"Not this. This is not good either. This is too weak, this... is too powerful, it's not good to be smashed into slag. This is not painful enough, not good. This is not suitable for teaching monsters, not good. What is this thing? Guillotine? When did I take it in? This awl seems to be good? No, I have to find a better one!"

While running, Chuan Shan shivered suddenly.Obediently, what is this yin energy?How could it make him, who devours yin qi and eats big tonic pills, feel cold all over his body?

The Cyclops Village is said to be a village, but because the houses are far apart, it doesn't look like a village at first glance.

However, he dispelled this doubt when he saw a group of little one-eyed demons as tall as his waist following him very curiously.At first glance, they are a group of country dolls who have never seen the world.

"They are a group of babies who were born less than 50 years ago. The older ones have their own houses in the village."

Dayan's explanation made Chuanshan dumbfounded.

"Our one-eyed people can only leave the village to build houses in other places until they are adults. They have to live in the village until they are minors. Adult one-eyed people have children and send them back to the village to raise them. It is safer here than outside."

"How long will it take you to become adults?"

"Not much, it only takes 200 years to become an adult."

Chuan Shan became mute again.

"Big Eye! Why are you back?" There was a thud, and with the vibration of the ground, a one-eyed demon who was slightly shorter than Big Eye ran up.

"I..."

"Big Eye, I miss you so much!" The short one-eyed demon jumped up excitedly, hugged Big Eye, and patted him on the back happily.

Chuanshan stood aside enviously, it was great to have his family welcome him.

"No!" The big eyes cried out in pain.

"What's wrong with you?" The one-eyed demon who was slightly shorter was startled, and quickly let go of him, "Are you injured? Who hurt you?"

"It's an outsider."

"Outsider? Another outsider! Is it him?"

"No, I'm..." Chuanshan quickly raised his hand, just about to show that he didn't have any malicious intentions.

"Big Eye? Big Eye is back!" Another one-eyed demon ran out, squeezed Chuanshan away, and jumped on Big Eye.

"Let go of him! Big eyes hurt."

"What? The big eye hurt? How did the big eye get hurt?"

"It's this outsider!"

"What?" Chuan Shan was startled.This is a big misunderstanding.

Big Eyes also quickly opened his mouth to explain.

"The village chief is in trouble! Big eyes were injured by outsiders!"

"Outsiders are knocking at the door! Beat the drum!"

A group of big and small one-eyed demons ran out, and when they saw Chuanshan, they all screamed.Chuanshan felt that these cries were like thunder, which made his ears hurt.

"No, it's not him." Big Eye tried desperately to explain, but the voices of a group of one-eyed demons had long covered him.

The strange drum sound of "噗噗" sounded, and Chuanshan was instantly surrounded by a dozen cyclops who were two heads taller than him.

"Hit him! Hit this outsider!"

"That's right, we must beat him hard! The outsider injured Uncle Liu last time, and he is still lying on the bed!"

"He also hurt the big eye! The big guys go together and beat him up!"

"Hulala" a group of fists greeted Chuanshan's head.

Chuanshan...you can't just stand and be beaten, you can only defend yourself.

"Stop hitting! Stop it, he's my friend, not a bad guy. Stop it!"

No one listens to big-eyed people, even if they hear it, they don't hear it.It's rare for an outsider to come to the village. He looks weak, and if he doesn't fight for nothing, he might not have a chance if he wants to fight next time.

The militant nature of the one-eyed people was aroused, and the village that hadn't been lively for a long time became lively. Many one-eyed demons, old and young, came out to watch the excitement, and some cyclops cheered their relatives and friends.

"Well done! Hit him. Trip him, trip him!"

"Black Eye, watch out! He's behind you!"

"Yo, this kid is pretty fast."

"His ass is hurt, kick his ass!" The little one-eyed demon with more than a dozen short white hairs on his head was the worst, running around outside, looking for Chuanshan's weak point, and sneak attacking with mud bombs.

Chuanshan's cultivation level itself was not strong, and the one-eyed demons who besieged him were all tall and powerful, and each of them had higher cultivation bases than him. After a while, he was so tired that he was panting heavily.But the month of beating training on Thick Saturn was not in vain.

Gradually, Chuanshan started to come and go from being in a hurry to being beaten blindly at the beginning.

"Crack!" Chuanshan caught a sneak attacking mud bomb.With a backhand, he smashed the nose of a one-eyed demon on the outermost edge.

A golden-eyed one-eyed demon saw the gap, came up and gave him a kick.

Chuanshan was beaten out of fire.Damn!You're the one who beats the most bastards.Look down on people, don't you?Even if I risk my life, I won't make it easy for you!

Chuanshan didn't care about the other one-eyed monsters besieging him, he just looked at Jinyan, and after receiving three punches and two kicks, he rushed up and hugged his waist, and the skull claws turned into sharp blades and stabbed at his back.

"Brother! Be careful!" the little white-haired one-eyed demon shouted.

So you are brothers?Sure enough, it's not that if a family doesn't enter a door, there is no good product!Chuanshan showed a ferocious smile, and I hope the Lord will kill you.

"Oh!" The one-eyed demon who was hugged by him obviously didn't expect Chuanshan to target him, and was caught off guard by Chuanshan's claws.

"Broken! This kid is desperate!"

"Golden Eye is hurt, pull that kid away!"

Just when all the one-eyed demons, including Big Eye, thought that Chuan Shan was going to cling to Jinyan and not let go, Chuanshan suddenly squatted down at the same time as Jinyan clenched his fist and hit his back, and then did a backflip very quickly, turning over At the same time, the right foot that turned into a skeleton lifted up naturally.

"puff!"

"Oh──!" Most of the one-eyed demons covered their eyes.

Jinyan covered his crotch and bent down in pain.This is much more serious than the back injury.

Chuanshan's attack did not end here. At the same time he kicked Jinyan's crotch, the backflip ended, the soles of his feet rested on the ground, and immediately turned behind Jinyan when he landed, his waist exerted force, his body flew into the air, and he kicked hard with both feet. Kick on the stooping golden-eyed ass.

Chuan Shan's series of movements were extremely fast. Even though his cultivation was only at the Qi training stage, the foot speed and foot strength he specially trained greatly surpassed the attack power of the Qi training stage.

The huge body of Jinyan flew up.

Chuanshan, a carp straightened up, followed Jinyan's body and rushed towards the surrounding one-eyed demons.

At this time, he could also see that these one-eyed monsters probably didn't want to kill him, and most of the strength of their shots was measured.But even so, he didn't want to be beaten in vain after being beaten so much.

Jinyan's body was about to hit the little white-haired one-eyed demon.

With a wave of Chuanshan's paw, the white hair on the top of the little white-haired one-eyed demon's head was shaved off.

"What are you messing around with? Spread out!" A majestic voice sounded.

"Wow──!" The little white-haired one-eyed demon touched his bald head and howled loudly.

A tall one-eyed demon who was a head and a half taller than Big Eye held the golden eye that had been wounded three times with his left hand, and the exhausted Chuanshan with his right hand, and shouted to the surrounding one-eyed demons, "Stand still!" What are you doing here? Don’t go and invite the magic doctor!”

"Hula la" A group of old and small one-eyed demons all dispersed under the roar of the tall one-eyed demon, but few left.Only a few who looked more stable and honest ran to ask for magic doctors.

"Big eyes, what's going on?"

"Village Chief, the one you mentioned is my friend. I was not injured by him, but by another outsider, who saved me. But everyone didn't listen to me, and Chuanshan was forced to Only after..."

"Grandpa, grandpa! My hair... my hair is gone... I can't find a wife anymore... Wow!" The little white-haired cyclops grabbed the village chief's trouser leg and cried loudly.

Chuan Shan threw out a sharp blade and waved it threateningly at the little one-eyed demon.

"...Wooah──!" The magic voice pierced his ears.

The head of the one-eyed demon village raised Chuanshan and looked in front of him.

"Senior, hello." Chuanshan gasped and said politely.

"Um……"

"Your great-grandson attacked me at least fifty times with mud bombs, and I only shaved off eleven short hairs of him."

"Well……"

"I escorted Dayan to your village, but I didn't expect that the brothers in your village served me a meal instead of tea. I thought that the brothers of the one-eyed tribe were as honest and simple as Dayan, but I didn't expect..."

"You bully the little with the big."

"You repay kindness with grievances, and you win the few with the many."

"...You hurt the golden eye."

"I'm just protecting myself."

"Our village doesn't welcome..."

"Bulky eyes! Don't you know that this magic doctor is busy? Call me out? What kind of donkey do you think you are? You are so arrogant? Did you faint from drinking yesterday? Why don't you send all the injured to me! "A thunder exploded in the air, knocking the village chief dumb.

Chuanshan turned his head to look at the big eyes with great effort.This strong man is the magic doctor you mentioned?Are you sure he can cure diseases and not harm people?

The big eyes turned a little pale, the magic doctor seems to be in a bad mood today...

The magic doctor, a one-eyed demon with a tuft of green hair on his head, his eyeballs are a little yellow, and compared to other one-eyed demons, his body looks like a bamboo pole.

Chuanshan has always respected the healers. When he saw the magic doctor, regardless of his own pain, he respectfully performed to the magic doctor the etiquette taught by Big Eyes, the etiquette that the juniors of the one-eyed demons treat the elders.

The magic doctor brought him in front of him, which made Chuanshan very uncomfortable.It would be great if he could still grow taller, and it would be better if he could surpass that great witch, so that he wouldn't have to be carried around like a child by these tall guys in the future.Of course, it would be even better if he could grow taller, have a stronger cultivation base, and be able to carry these guys around like children.

"Natural monster?"

"No, I'm a human being, a demon cultivator." Chuanshan said calmly.

"What good food have you eaten?"

"I don't know, probably a fruit."

"I'll exchange ten top-grade magic stones for ten drops of your blood."

"No change."

"Twenty."

A one-eyed demon made a gasping sound.Most of the one-eyed demons are poor, and many one-eyed demons have never owned more than twenty top-grade magic stones in their entire lives.

"No change." If you could show up before the Thick Saturn teleportation array at that time, I might have changed it to you in a moment of confusion.

"Add ten middle-grade magic stones."

"Do not……"

"Green hair and yellow eyes, why didn't I know that you have so many magic stones on you? Last time our village bought weapons from the Arrow Clan, because there were not enough magic stones, we had to let the Three-Eyed Wolf Clan buy a lot of the latest and most from the Arrow Clan. Good weapon. I asked you if you had any extra magic stones to lend to the village, but you said no." The village chief Buyan angrily interrupted the conversation between one person and one demon.

"You asked me if I have any extra, of course I don't. My magic stones are all useful, so there is no extra." Your Excellency the magic doctor, the village head of Niaobu Niao.

"But they won't sell it to you."

"It's okay, I've knocked him out, it's the same."

Chuanshan began to practice magic skills silently, preparing to break free from the magic doctor's hand.

"I suggest you save Big Eye and Golden Eye first. You watched them grow up." The village chief knew that he couldn't beat the smartest guy among the one-eyed demons, so he tried to divert his attention.As for the magic stone on the magic doctor... this needs to be discussed in the long run.

"Magic doctor, please save Big Eye. He is seriously injured." The one-eyed demon who ran out at the beginning held Big Eye and begged the magic doctor.

"I'm going to fix this first."

"It's up to you." The village chief sighed.

"Magic doctor!" shouted the shorter one-eyed demon.

"No, you'd better save Big Eye and that Golden Eye first. I'm not seriously injured, so there's no rush." ​​Chuanshan decided to forgive the one-eyed demon who beat him indiscriminately, for Big Eye's sake.

"After receiving so many punches and feet from the one-eyed people, not a single bone was broken. Hmm, that's interesting." The magic doctor's eyes flickered coldly, as if he really wanted to peel Chuanshan's skin off to have a look.

Chuanshan rolled up his sleeves silently, "This is my bone, take a look. Also, can you let me down?"

The magic doctor pinched Chuan Shan's arm bone, looked over and over, "Don't worry, I won't make you faint."

"I don't believe you."

"Without your willingness, the bleeding of your heart is useless to me."

"Please fix your big eyes first."

"...Go away!" The magic doctor was very angry when he found out that he, who was so smart, couldn't understand how the skeleton arm grew.With a flick of his hand, he threw Chuanshan onto the roof opposite.

The roof of this house is very high, probably the highest in the whole village.

Chuanshan saw the village chief glaring at him with protruding eyes, and guessed that this should be the owner of this house.

The village chief ignored Chuanshan on the roof, and turned to comfort the little one-eyed demon who was holding onto his thigh, pointing at Chuanshan on the roof and crying endlessly.

Chuan Shanqiang concentrated on observing the shape of the entire village, focusing on the entrances and exits, and possible hiding places.

The whole village is roughly in the shape of a spreading triangle, with the bottom facing the forest and the pointed end facing the grassland.There is a large distance between houses and houses, but they echo each other.There is a large square in the center of the village, and a big drum with strange patterns is placed in the corner of the square.

That square was the place where he was beaten and surrounded just now.

Chuanshan fell down and slept with his limbs spread out on the roof of the village chief's house.

he is tired.The bones are not injured, but the flesh is full of scars.Chuanshan thought, if Geng Er was here, he would definitely give him medicine while nagging.The elixirs obtained from the Qingyun Sect are quite effective.

I wonder what Ji Shishi and Geng Er are doing now?

Will they miss him?Like he misses them?

It had only been two months since he came to Blood Soul Sea, and he wanted to go home.Back to Blue Star, back to his real hometown, his real home.

But he still has to stay in the blood soul sea for 400 years.

In 400 years, if the time is the same as outside, when he goes back, even the bones of his family members may be melted.

400 years, what a long process.It turned out that he never thought that he could live for 400 years.

Who doesn't want to live forever?But he would rather trade his longevity for a hundred years of peace with his family and friends.

Yin Qi invisible to the naked eye slowly condensed around Chuanshan.

His mood was very gloomy, his whole heart was immersed in missing his family and friends, and envious of the big eyes and the little one-eyed demon.

Why is it that other people can have the care of relatives and family reunion, but he has to go to the end of the world alone and be separated from his family?Even the partners you just met are forced to separate?

Why did he suffer such a fate?Why is it that he has a bright star?Why let him eat the skull fruit?Why let him practice magic?Why let him get farther and farther away from his hometown?Why can't he even go home?Not to mention rescuing one's family, relatives and friends, and avenging them.

Chuanshan slowly closed his eyes full of resentment.

In order to reduce the physical pain, he began to run the pain-relieving method that Geng Er taught him.

The Yin Qi outside the body was absorbed into Chuan Shan's body bit by bit, and the various negative emotions brought about by those negative Qi left traces in Chuan Shan's heart more or less.

Resentment and jealousy caused by envying others for the love and care of relatives, dissatisfaction with the way of heaven, a person's desolation, loneliness, grievance, and various negative emotions brought by the outside world gradually formed in Chuanshan's sea of ​​consciousness. An eye of the storm.

With the operation of the magic power, it slowly rotates as if something is pushing the eye of the storm.

The innermost Yin Qi drove the outer layer, and as the eye of the storm turned, a large amount of Yin Qi attached to it, and the eye of the storm finally formed a small tornado.