Jumping beam clown mixed history

Some preparations are still needed to open the Blood Soul Sea. Before that, Baitong unceremoniously threw Chuanshan to Yang Guangming and asked him to help with training.There is almost no possibility of survival for a demon cultivator with zero cultivation level entering the Blood Soul Sea. These two months are just increasing Chuanshan's chances of survival.

Yang Guangming didn't know what he was thinking, so he smiled grimly and agreed to train Chuanshan for two months first.Anyway, this half-skeleton man will also represent Houtumen in the future, won't he?That being the case, naturally this little devil can't let Hou Tumen lose face.

Originally, as long as he could participate, it would be fine, and he didn't seek any rankings. Now that there is a demon saying that there is a way to improve the little devil's strength by a large amount, can he hold his hopes a little higher?And... he is not his own apprentice, so the feelings of pity and cherishing are obviously unnecessary.

Chuanshan's penance life on Hou Saturn began under the sharpening of the knife by the two sheep elders with ill intentions.

"The first step, you have to adapt to the environment of thick Saturn. Staying in the formation all day long will not do you any good for your cultivation. Remember, no matter what method you use to cultivate, a strong body is the key. Your biggest capital." Yang Guangming lectured with his hands behind his back.

Uh-huh.Geng Er nodded on the side.

Chuan Shan was lying on the gravel ground, his clothes were soaked with sweat.A lot of sweat condensed into a stream, flowing down his eyebrows, hair, and back.But this sweat will soon be dried by the violent sun, and then new sweat will overflow again.

"Whenever you can get up from the ground and climb back to the mountain gate, you will have water to drink and food to eat." Yang Guangming stepped on the back of the Chuanshan, and lifted the Chuanshan that had just been propped up a little from the ground again. Step on the ground.

Asshole old man!Pooh.Chuanshan spit out the gravel that he accidentally ate in his mouth, and began to gather strength again.

"Oh, I heard from Bai Tong, you don't have high requirements for food and water, do you? What about your friend? This kid in Year [-] seems to like food very much, and he eats a lot.

"Speaking of which, this little friend has nothing to do with our Houtumen. It's okay to entertain him once or twice, but it's not a problem every day, is it? But if we don't treat him, it will appear that our Houtumen are stingy. How about this, how about I sell him food? One fruit and one middle-grade spirit stone, one meal of meat and one top-grade spirit stone, how many meals do you think he has enough spirit stones for him?"

Kid Geng Er, who was watching the joke, was stunned, and quickly squatted beside Chuanshan to encourage him, "Come on, come on, Chuanshan, come on!"

Chuanshan wished he could kick the foodie next to him who was cheering for him to the other side of the planet.

"Get up! Don't be like those soft bastards in the Chenshamen. Except for Wuxiu, everyone knows how to make alchemy every day. No matter how useful alchemy is, that thing can only be a temporary help. It is really similar to Wuxiu, Wuxiu, and Moxiu. Cultivators such as demon cultivators and demon cultivators who focus on body training fight, only to be beaten so hard that they can't find their place in the east, west, south, and north."

Yeah?Who is that holding the Lingshi to the Chensha Gate to buy the pill?With blue veins bulging on Chuanshan's face, he used brute force to resist the external environment.Up to now, he has not decided on the future direction of cultivation, and Bai Tong just let him choose.

The glutton Geng Er watched him for a long time, and even asked him to participate in the cooking competition under the category of alchemy. An example of a fairy becoming a god.

Chuanshan's answer was to ask him to eat a handful of sand.

Speaking of Geng Er, this guy suddenly became elusive during this period, often running away without seeing anyone, and when he was hungry, he ran back to eat and drink, and by the way laughed at him who was training hard outside, just like now.

"Don't just use brute force, idiot! You are a cultivator now, does the cultivator know?" The old sheep lay on the ground and yelled into his ear.

Chuanshan yelled at him so much that he wanted to plug his ears.Why did he feel that the old man was not as unwilling as he showed Bai Tong to train him, but rather enjoyed it?He doesn't think this is a game, does he?Chuanshan gritted his teeth.

"What is a cultivator? A cultivator must feel the power of nature from the heaven and the earth, understand the mysteries of the heaven and the earth, and combine with your body. If you can understand the heaven and the earth..."

Seeing Yang Guangming keep advocating the way of heaven and earth, the power of nature and the importance of comprehension, Geng Er knelt on the sand, leaned into Chuanshan's ear and whispered: "No one can comprehend the way of heaven and earth from the beginning, instead of comprehending For those ethereal things, it’s better for you to pay more attention to yourself and see what your own body can do for you. Believe me, I’ve practiced like this before.”

Chuanshan tried his best to turn his head to the side, expressing contempt and suspicion with his eyes.

Geng Er looked back at him with sincere and honest eyes.

"Don't make trouble here, boy, go play." Seeing that Chuanshan was distracted and stopped listening to his explanation, Yang Guangming immediately picked up Geng Er who was disturbing the class and threw it aside.

Geng Er took a sympathetic look at Chuanshan who was lying on the ground and was about to dry in the sun, waved his hand, and went to find a place to practice.

Yang Guangming roared for a while to satisfy the master's addiction, so he turned around the mountain gate regardless of Chuanshan who was still lying on the ground and couldn't lift his body.

Chuanshan was the only one left on the endless sand.

My body was getting heavier and heavier, and it was a hundred times harder to lift my body now than it was when I was thrown onto the sand this morning.

Day after day, he had already spent half a month on the sandy ground, but he still couldn't rely on his own ability to return to Houtumen.

In fact, his body was only a body away from Houtumen Mountain Gate, but such a small distance was like a natural moat, and he couldn't walk through it no matter what.

Pay attention to your body and see what your body can do for you?

That foodie Geng Er seems to be able to say some real words occasionally, that's right, rather than comprehending the ethereal way of heaven, he should use himself now.

The half-skeleton and half-human body is stronger and more resistant to stress than ordinary people.Don't be afraid that this body will collapse, its limits are definitely more than that.

If you don't believe in yourself, don't you believe in the power of the skull fruit?This is the body fused with the skull fruit.

Pain, oppressed suffocation, as long as he can ignore these two feelings, he will definitely be able to stand up from the ground.

The wrist was propped up from the ground little by little, and a lot of sweat dripped from the face and neck onto the gravel.

Don't be afraid of pain, ignore it, you are not an ordinary person, you can do it!

The bones of the hand creaked in protest, and the beating of the heart became faster and faster. The blood vessels in his body swelled in an instant, as if they would burst anytime, anywhere.

Yang Guangming sat cross-legged on the top of the hill, looked at the half-skeleton man outside the mountain gate who struggled to prop up his body, fell down, and then propped up again, frowned disapprovingly.

Yang Debao on the side said: "It's also because this kid's body is different from ordinary people. If ordinary people acted like him, his bones would be shattered and blood vessels would burst to death in a short while."

"Hmph, idiot. I let him understand the way of heaven and earth, learn to reconcile his body with the external environment, but he is so lucky that he can do it recklessly with his own body."

"This is also a way of cultivation, and there are quite a few martial practitioners who use body training to enter the Tao." Yang Debao admired the tenacity of the half-skeleton.

"Go prepare the bathtub, this kid should be able to climb back by himself today." Yang Guangming closed his eyes.

Yang Debao laughed happily, and jumped up to prepare the bathtub.

Taking a bath, which should have been a comfortable thing, has now become Chuanshan's daily nightmare.

Every time he came back, whether he wanted it or not, the two old men immediately stuffed him into a big wooden barrel and set it on the fire to cook.

Not to mention the pain of being boiled like a pork pig, if it was just boiled, Chuanshan wasn't very afraid, what he was afraid of was the bath medicine in the barrel.

I don't know what those medicines are made of, and they are red like the hottest chili oil.And the smell is also pungent like chili oil, more irritating.

Pain, itching, soreness, numbness, and spicyness, the five tortures were used in turn, and he vowed not to give up until Chuanshan was tortured until he screamed.

At this time, Yang Lao would stand outside the barrel and knock on the wall of the barrel while saying: "Blessed are you, boy, the prescription and medicine for bathing were passed down by our ancestors of the Houtumen. Not enough, no one used this prescription, and later the cultivation resources became less, and our disciples also decreased, so this prescription has been shelved until now.”

Chuanshan screamed and cursed in his heart: I think you didn't take it out because no one dared to use it!You old wicked man, you must see that you don't have to feel bad if you are not your disciple, right?Ahhh——!

"Is this fire a little too big? I'm sorry, I've always used this Samadhi real fire to refine alchemy and equipment, but it's the first time I've used it to cook people. You need to get used to it first, and the old man will have experience in the future."

Chuanshan just wanted to say one word... Get lost!

"You must be wondering why you haven't been refined since it's the true fire of Samadhi, right?" The old man smirked, "It's because of this prescription. Putting these medicines together can resist the training of the real fire of Samadhi, but it can also retain the samadhi The essence of real fire blending with it is of great benefit to those who take a bath. I think your body is mainly metallic, so you can use fire to burn more. This is not necessarily true if you are a practitioner of other attributes. You can use this bath recipe.”

Dead old man, I curse you to survive the tribulation.

In order not to let himself suffer too much, Chuanshan began to use the pain-relieving recipe taught to him by Geng Er.

This pain-relieving recipe was given by Geng Er who sneaked in at night when he saw that Chuan Shan was boiled so pitifully on the first day.Geng Er told him that this pain relief method is very effective, but it must be used at the most painful time, so that as long as the subsequent pain is not as severe as this "most painful time", there will be no more pain, even if there is, it will be very slight.

Chuanshan didn't believe it at first, but the next day when he was in pain and wanted to commit suicide, he used this pain-relieving method, but he didn't expect it to work.

So, the poor Chuanshan endured and endured every day, and every time he forced himself to endure the peak of pain in order to relieve his pain.

And Yang Guangming doesn't seem to know much about the medicinal properties and process changes of this bathing prescription. Seeing that Chuanshan can bear it slowly every time he goes to the back, he thinks his body has adapted.

Today, for the first time, Chuanshan walked into Houtumen Mountain Gate with his own feet.When he was stuffed into the tub, immediately, he felt as if he had died countless times.

When he couldn't stand it any longer, Chuanshan began to use Geng Er's pain-relieving formula.

Gulp, the bare bones seem to be desperately absorbing the bath water.Including the intact left half of his body, his whole body is absorbing.

This is the pain-relieving recipe that Geng Er taught him. Inhale the medicinal power that harmed him through the pores, meridians, blood vessels, skin, hair, nails, etc. of the whole body, and then digest the absorbed medicinal power in the body separately. Transforms into a gas, which is then dispersed throughout the body.

Chuanshan once asked Geng Er what the gas was and whether it was harmful to the body.

While knitting the straw sandals, Geng Er casually said: "Oh, what you transform is the energy of chaos, which contains various attributes, what your body can absorb stays in your body, what your body can't absorb, it disperses outside , no harm."

Hearing what Geng Er said, Chuan Shan was relieved.Looking at Geng Er's sloppy attitude, he didn't take this chaotic spirit into his heart, he just made sure that it wasn't harmful to his body.

But what Chuan Shan didn't know was that because of Geng Er's wonderful pain relief formula, he embarked on a completely different path of cultivation from today's people.

Because he felt the benefits of the pain-relieving recipe in the bath, Chuanshan gradually began to use this recipe when exercising outside.At the beginning, he didn't have a good grasp of the "most painful moment". Later, when he found that as long as he kept using this pain-relieving formula, he could basically bear the pain later.

Everyone is lazy, and Chuanshan is no exception.Since running Pain Relief all the time allows him to exercise and practice without feeling the pain, why doesn't he use it?Anyway, Geng Er said that it would not be harmful to the body, well, he is a good boss who trusts his brother.

Time passed day by day, and when Chuanshan could walk, run, jump, and punch freely on the thick Saturn, a whole month had passed.

"Come, come, here is the second step of training." The old sheep became active after half a month of sluggishness, "This second step is also related to body training. In short, you have to remember that the body is everything You have finally learned how to walk, now you have to learn how to be beaten.”

Early in the morning, when I heard that Chuan Shan would start learning how to be beaten from today onwards, Geng Er immediately didn't go anywhere and followed Chuan Shan's footsteps.

At the beginning of Chuanshan, he thought that Geng Er was caring about him, and he was slightly touched, and the way he looked at others was a little different from usual.

"...I heard from my grandma that all you need is a elixir to become a fairy." Chuanshan forced a smile on his face.

"You have? Bring it to me. I'll exchange the whole Houtumen with you." The old man Yang gave Chuanshan a ginkgo eye, and said solemnly: "How can you be opportunistic in cultivation? The elixir and so on are all people who like it." It is imagined by ordinary people who are daydreaming. Even if there is such a thing as elixir in this world, it will not be given to these people. Legends are legends after all. If cultivating immortals is so simple, the fairy world would have become the same as thick Saturn.”

Thinking of the current situation of Hou Saturn, the old man Yang was silent for a while.

Chuanshan grasped the focus of the problem sensitively, "You said that Thick Saturn will become like this, and it has something to do with too many practitioners?"

The old man sighed slightly, "I was going to tell you this later, but since you asked now..." The old man pointed with his hand, and the gravel on the ground gradually condensed into a huge beast.

The dust beast opened its mouth and let out a roar, charged at Chuanshan and ran over.

Geng Er excitedly took out a piece of fruit left in the morning from his bosom, and looked at it happily while chewing.

"A cultivator seizes the good fortune of the world and achieves his own eternity. Heaven and earth treasures, spiritual stones, magic stones, and heaven and earth spiritual energy are all useless. The more cultivators, the more consumption; the more powerful the cultivator, the damage to the world The more powerful you get."

Chuan Shan, who had a cultivation base of zero, was no match for the sand-dust beast, he didn't dodge the first time, was hit directly in the stomach by the sand-dust beast, and flew half a mile away.

"Pfft!" Chuanshan spat out a mouthful of blood, unable to get up for a long time.But before he could recover, the dust beast rushed over again pawing its hooves.

Geng Er couldn't hide the joy on his face.beat him!Beat him hard!Let you bully me last night and rob me of my meat.

The old man Yang Guangming looked at Chuanshan who was knocked to death, unable to fight back, and said with a sinister smile: "In ancient times, cultivators spread all over the planets, and there were especially many cultivators who became immortals and Buddhas at that time. , the main reason is that cultivation resources were still abundant at that time. But with the disappearance of heaven and earth aura... idiot! If you don't want to be hit to death, just pay attention to its movements... Tiancaidibao and Lingshi are no longer so easy However, the more heaven and earth treasures and spirit stones are consumed, the less heaven and earth aura will be.

"Afterwards, there was a vicious cycle. Some planets suitable for cultivation gradually lost their vitality and became Jedi with harsh environments. Some planets even directly became Death Stars."

Chuanshan also wanted to see the Sanddust Beast's movements clearly, but the opponent's movements were too fast, and even if he could see clearly, there was no time to dodge.

"Seeing the direction of its attack, you can take precautions. It doesn't matter even if you are wrong. No one can judge correctly at the beginning."

Chuan Shan knelt on the sandy ground, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the dust beast rushing towards him again, and rolled to the left almost subconsciously.

Geng Er hurriedly stepped aside, he was here to watch the excitement, and he didn't want to be accidentally injured.

The sand-dust beast failed for the first time, and the old man nodded, "Yes, that's it. You must be faster than the opponent, so that even if your judgment is wrong, you can have time to make up for it."

It is easy to say, but it is extremely difficult to implement.Chuan Shan grabbed a handful of gravel and threw it at the Sanddust Beast, but his body rolled ten feet away at the same time.It would be nice if you had a weapon in hand, at least you wouldn't even have a chance to resist.

Seeing Chuanshan dodge again, Geng Er yelled anxiously: "Beat him! Go!"

Chuanshan was moved, and he really wanted to hit back, but now it is extremely difficult for him to even dodge.

Yang Guangming didn't say a word to Geng Er who came to see the excitement.

He has always been a bit puzzled by this cultivator who is a man but has the beauty of harming the country and the people.When a cultivator reaches a certain level of cultivation, he can change his appearance and cultivate himself to be more beautiful. This is what most cultivators will do.With his cultivation in the tribulation period, it can be said that there is no appearance that can seduce him.

But the moment he saw the true face of this little guy, he actually felt a little nervous.How can this be?

At first he thought it was a powerful charm technique or something, but after looking at it for a long time, he found that there was no trace of the technique, and the little guy was actually born with a monstrous face.And the most amazing thing is that with his cultivation base, he can't see through this little guy who is only at the second level of Qi Condensation.He was also very concerned about some of the things the little guy said occasionally.

"What's the use of hiding, if you can't fight back, you can only be beaten." The old man's mind was full of thoughts, but his eyes did not relax at all. With a finger pointing, a bigger sand beast appeared behind Chuanshan.

My life is over!Chuanshan quickly judged in his mind.He can't deal with one sand beast, how can he deal with two?

Geng Er saw another sand-dust beast, and grinned.He really wanted to see the appearance of a certain half of the skeletons being beaten black and blue today.

Yang Guangming didn't expect Chuanshan to be able to fight back on the first day at all. Since it was an exercise against blows, how could he not get beaten.Seeing Chuanshan being bumped, bitten, kicked and scratched by the dust beast, the old man smiled happily.It's great not to feel sorry for the apprentice!

Poor Chuanshan was crushed and beaten by two sand-dust beasts, and his anger grew more and more.That boy Geng Er is watching from the sidelines, as the boss, he can't let his younger brother look down on him, right?

"Where did the explanation just now go? Oh, I remembered. 7000 years ago, Hou Saturn was also a planet with abundant water plants, beautiful scenery, and rich resources. The war between cultivators and cultivators, after 4000 years, Thick Saturn has become what it is now.

"But at present, many sects and cultivators from all walks of life still haven't awakened. How can we, who are so greedy, be accepted by heaven and earth, and then let us enter the upper realm?"

Geng Er looked back at the old man slightly in surprise.This old man is very transparent, no wonder Hou Saturn's environment is so harsh, he did not choose to leave, and even lived to the extreme of two thousand years.If other cultivators live to two thousand years old and have not crossed the catastrophe, they will basically turn into dust directly.

"That's why our Houtumen responded to the way of heaven, and spent several generations of hard work to find a new way of cultivation. This method of cultivation will minimize the dependence on pills, spirit stones, and treasures of heaven, material and earth. , the focus is on developing one's own abilities, tempering the body and mind to the extreme, and then unite with the way of heaven to comprehend the way of heaven."

Old Yang spoke impassionedly, Chuan Shan took a moment to give him a contemptuous smile.To put it nicely, I think your Houtumen is too weak to rob others, so you can only live poorly.Would you like it if something good came out?

Yang Guangming is an old man, and Chuanshan can tell what the other person is thinking with just one look.

Hehe, the old man smiled very kindly: "Boy, being beaten is a very important practice. Those who have never been beaten will never know the true meaning of attack, nor how to protect themselves correctly. Only Learn to be beaten and know how to be beaten, so that you will not be beaten when you don’t want to be beaten in the future, and fight back when you want to fight back.”

After finishing speaking, the old man pointed, and another sand-dust beast emerged from the sand, and then Yang Guangming stopped caring about Chuanshan's beating and drifted away.There are only three dust beasts, judging by the current physical fitness of the little devil, even if they are beaten for a day, they will not die.

The old man left, and Geng Er squatted on a sand dune, watching with relish the three sand beasts beating up the little devil.Seeing the excitement, I will shout twice excitedly.

Geng Er is watching you, you can't just be beaten like this.Raising his head, Chuan Shan looked carefully at the sand-dust beast's attacking methods.Anyone's attack will have a pattern, and so will beasts, and the beasts transformed into sand are no exception.

Gradually, Chuanshan discovered that when the Sanddust Beast hits with its head, it likes to growl first, then paw its hooves to run, and then aim at the direction to hit it.

If the sand-dust beast wants to kick or grab him with its hoof, it will often resort to a sneak attack.When attacking, they will cooperate, and one of them will jump into the air and turn into gravel, and when he concentrates on dealing with the other end, he will suddenly attack him from the air.

When pressing him with his body, he also likes to drop from the air and press him firmly.

Once the opponent's attack pattern was summed up, the three dust beasts were no longer so scary.The most important thing now is how to attack them and prevent them from condensing again.Yes, they will be resurrected from the sand again and again, even if Chuan Shan is lucky enough to hit their vitals occasionally, they will condense out of their bodies again after sinking into the sand for a while.

Seeing that Chuan Shan's dodging body was at a loss and bulky from the beginning, it became flexible and capable of advancing and retreating, and seeing him learn how to avoid his vital points and learn to fight back from blindly being beaten, Geng Er's heart burst again. Conflicting emotions, pride and bewilderment at the same time.

Thick Saturn's sun will not set, and the sign of night comes from the moon-like planet hanging in the north.The planet began to glow orange-red at night, and the two suns were affected by it, and the light would become very dim.The slightly dark red and yellowish sky is the beginning of thick Saturn night.

The moment night fell, the Sanddust Beast immediately turned into dust and never reappeared.

Chuan Shan lay on the ground without moving.Pain was nothing to mention, and the extreme exhaustion made him want to sleep.

Geng Er walked to Chuan Shan's side, squatted down, and poked Chuan Shan's back of the head with his hand.

"Hey, are you still alive?"

"..." Chuanshan answered him dully.

Geng Er sat down beside him, stroked his back comfortingly and said, "It hurts, you get used to it. Think back then..."

What do you think back then?This guy stopped talking.

"I thought I was very happy to see you being beaten up, but why did I feel aggrieved after seeing you being bullied so badly?"

Can you be any more honest, boy?Chuanshan scolded in his heart, dare you cheer for me this day, not for me, but for the dust beast, right?You kid, just wait for me, wait until the master's cultivation surpasses yours, and you see how I will grind you!

"The dust beast is not without its weaknesses. Its attributes are basically earth, and your metallic nature is more obvious. Although you are not of wood attribute, you can't counter it, but earth produces gold. If you use gold well, you can also restrain it in reverse. Soil. Just like water and fire, water can restrain fire, but when fire is much stronger than water, it can be reversed to dry up water. In fact, any truth is like this. Although there is mutual generation and mutual restraint, as long as you are absolutely strong, you can reverse restraint other side."

Everyone understands the truth.The question is how to apply it?How to become stronger than each other?Chuanshan tried his best to turn over, lay on the sand with his face up and looked up at the sky.

"Are you worried about your family?" Geng Er asked.He knew something about him from Chuanshan's convulsions from time to time.

For a long time, it was not until Chuan Shan had used the pain-relieving method taught by Geng Er for two weeks that he felt that he had the strength to speak, so he said, "I don't even know if they are dead or alive."

"Would you feel better if I told you that they are all still alive?"

Chuanshan turned over and grabbed Geng Er's skirt, "What did you say? Say it again. Do you know something? Tell me, how are they now? They..."

"I don't feel much." Geng Er stretched out his fingers to wipe the blood from Chuanshan's mouth, stuffed it into his own mouth, and said, "From your blood, I can feel that your blood relatives are still alive." Alive. That's it."

"That's it?"

"Um."

"Bang." Chuanshan loosened Geng Er's skirt, fell back to the ground, stared at the sky in a daze, and muttered in his mouth: "It's good to be alive, as long as you are alive, there is still hope."

"Do you feel that your current life is unreal, and everything is like a dream?" Geng Er asked again.

Chuanshan didn't speak this time.

"But this is the reality. In the eyes of most mortals, your current situation is simply a dream. Although you are a bit unlucky, you have become a ghost and ghost, and you have become a demon that most mortals cannot accept. You said that if your family members know that you cultivate demons, will they...don't stare at me, why do you always like to stare at me when I talk?" Geng Er was a little frightened by Chuan Shan's stare, lowered his head and whispered.

Because your words are really unpleasant.Chuanshan stared hard, tried his best.

Geng's second head is getting lower and lower.

No matter how low it is, don't think that every time you make a mistake, you can escape like this.

"Do you want to eat the fruit?" Geng Er took out a fruit from his bosom and brought it to Chuan Shan's mouth, flattering the authentic.It's so strange, the man whose surname is Luo can't even match the strength of his little finger now, so why is he still a little afraid of him?Geng Er was puzzled, but without any hesitation in his flattering gesture, he sent the fruit to Chuan Shan's lips again.

Chuan Shan... silently picked up a handful of sand and stuffed it into his mouth.

Hearing Chuanshan's "crunching" sound of chewing sand, Geng Er's hair stood up one by one.This little devil is getting more and more evil now...