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"Brother Debao, isn't it embarrassing for you to do this? If Yixuan hadn't sent me a letter, we wouldn't have known that Hou Saturn had three newcomers. Regarding the origin of these three people, I think it is necessary for them to explain Let’s see. As we all know, our thick Saturn is just such an interstellar teleportation array. My nephew and grandson have been guarding it for two months and haven’t seen a single ghost. How they came here, the old man is very curious.”

With a high voice like thunder, a huge figure appeared in front of everyone.

This is a giant more than twelve feet tall, with big arms and round waist, a beard around his face, extremely short hair, only a short fur skirt around his body, and his body is extremely muscular.

Why is this guy here?Yang Debao wanted to moan.

The person who came was the great elder of the largest sect of Hou Saxing, the Chensha Sect. He was also the only elder of the sect who had not accepted an apprentice so far, and he was also one of the few who had the highest cultivation level of Hou Saxing.

"Debao has seen the great witch." Yang Debao was forced to stop, and bowed his head slightly as a salute.Thanks to his senior brother, although he is only over 600 years old, his seniority is high enough for him to meet this great witch without being too cramped.

As soon as the Great Witch Ming arrived, he first looked Geng Er up and down several times, but didn't see anything special, so he put his hopes on Yang Debao's sheepskin coat immediately.

"Give me the man." The great witch named Ming stretched out his hand unceremoniously.

Geng Er was still at a loss when the first person appeared, but by the time the third person appeared, he had roughly understood what was going on.

"Snatching apprentices" is not uncommon in the cultivation world. Sometimes even several sects can beat a disciple with excellent aptitude, roots, and understanding. The sects that have grudges about accepting apprentices can be said to be ignored. its number.

However, please note that the ones who will make people rob their heads here must be young disciples who have reached the optimal level of aptitude, roots, and understanding, and are indispensable.As for Chuanshan and Jisi...they seem to be far away from the above conditions by more than a star and a half. How could these masters whose cultivation base is not lower than the Nascent Soul stage snatch them up?

"Master Ming, it's not that I don't hand over people to you. It's that these three little friends have already agreed to visit my Houtu Gate." Yang Debao said neither overbearing nor humble.

"It's just a guest, not a promise to be your disciple. You let me see the person. If I don't think it's okay, you can take him anywhere."

So if you think it's okay, don't you want to snatch people away?Yang Debao held back his anger and tried to reason with the great witch.

"Master Ming, apart from this little friend, the other two have zero cultivation, and their bodies cannot bear the pressure of Hou Saturn at all. According to Yi Debao, it is better to send people to Hou Tumen first, and then talk about other things? "

"The same goes for sending people to the Cinnamon Gate."

What's the same?If you send it in, you won't be able to get out!Yang Debao began to look for foreign aid with sweat on his forehead, and naturally glanced at Jinghai, who was more talkative.

Jing Hai made a comparison in his mind, his apprentice could still get back after entering the Houtu Sect, but it would take a lot of trouble if he entered the Chensha Sect...

After such a comparison, Jing Hai immediately said: "Master Ming, since the sheep benefactor has already made a promise, it is better to keep the promise."

"Jinghai, what do you mean by that?" The Great Witch Ming was upset.

"Poor monk..."

"Ming, I have decided on a magic cultivator brought by Debao. If you are curious about their origin, why not come to Houtu Gate with me as a guest. How about it?" Suddenly, a cold voice came in.

Geng Er looked at the newcomer together with the woman in green who had not spoken.

Except for Geng Er, the faces of the other three changed.

"Bai Tong, why did you come here to intervene?" The Great Witch Ming frowned.

"I don't have much time, and I don't know if I can successfully cross the catastrophe. And there has been no demon cultivator on Thick Saturn for a long time." The demon cultivator in black with white pupils said calmly.

"Is that old fellow Yang Guangming here?"

"If he also comes out, we won't be the only four here now."

The Great Witch Ming scratched his chin with his huge fingers, "That's true, that old guy has always been picky. Has the old guy seen anyone yet?"

"should not."

"Well, I haven't seen that old guy Yang Guangming for a long time. The weather is fine today, so I just went to see him. Let's go!"

Hearing this, Yang Debao breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly pulled Geng Er who was distracted and ran towards his mountain gate.While running, I shouted in my heart: Senior Brother, it is up to you whether or not the Houtu Sect can receive disciples this time!

Soon, a majestic archway appeared in the endless desert.

Looking in from the outside of the archway, only a gentle sand dune can be seen.But when Geng Er followed Yang Debao across the archway shaped like the word "kai", the scenery in front of him suddenly changed.

The sand dunes turned into an oasis. The oasis is not very large, it only looks like three miles around, but this is an oasis in the desert!No matter how small it is, it is still a baby.

The oasis is in the shape of a hill, the highest point is about twenty feet, the slope of the hill is slow, and a small stream runs down the middle of the hill.A few goat-like animals were scattered on the hillside, grazing and drinking with their heads down.On the top of the mountain, you can see several well-maintained wood and stone buildings.

Geng Er tilted his head and looked at the mountain bag for a few times, focusing on the animals that looked like goats, and licked his lips.

Yang Debao didn't take everyone up the mountain immediately, but stood at the foot of the mountain and shouted to the mountain: "Brother, I'm back, and there are three friends visiting." Well, this one just ignored the others.

After shouting, he still did not forget to tell Geng Er: "When you enter the mountain gate, there are restrictions everywhere. You must not wander around without my guidance. Although Houtumen has few disciples now, the restrictions have been handed down since the establishment of the gate. , even a master in the Transcendence Tribulation Period cannot lightly commit crimes.”

Geng Er nodded honestly, expressing that he would not run around, but he was always looking at the goats from the corner of his eye.

Dawu Ming let out a sneer, and naturally understood who Yang Debao's "exhortation" was for.However, although he is arrogant, he will not be so stupid as to challenge an ancient sect's guardian formation by himself.

The great witch Ming didn't say anything, let alone the others, they stood at the foot of the mountain and waited quietly for permission.

After a while, an erratic voice came from the top of the mountain: "Are these three little friends who are related to our sect? Debao, you bring them to the inner hall."

"Yes, brother."

Yang Debao returned to his home territory, confident enough, he dragged Geng Er to the inner hall.

"Wait! Yang Guangming, don't act there. Don't you know when we come in? Come out, check the goods early, don't force me to curse you. And the shameful plant you want you Just don’t count on it, I’ve already pulled it out.” The voice of the Great Witch Ming sounded like thunder, he respected the dignity of the Yi faction, but he didn’t pay attention to that old fellow Yang Guangming.

"Just now, when I heard the sound and smell, I thought that the wild boar king who had disappeared for thousands of years had appeared again. But animals are animals, and they can't speak human words even when they open their mouths."

"It's better than having a good life for a few days like you, an old man." The great witch Ming countered immediately: "Let me guess what your plan is? You plan to go through the tribulation and then disband, and use Yuanying to cultivate Sanxian, right? You Do you think Sanxian is so easy to cultivate? And you can ensure that you can keep your Nascent Soul under the tribulation thunder?"

"Since you know everything, you still have the nerve to come and steal my apprentice?" After a sigh, the owner of the voice appeared at the foot of the mountain.

This is an old man who looks very old, the wrinkles on his face have drooped, and his originally slender figure now looks like a rickety.If it weren't for the clear voice and clear eyes, almost no one would dare to believe that the old man was still alive.

Surprise and sympathy flashed in Geng Er's eyes. He saw the old man's current situation, and also guessed the reason why the old man became like this. He had seen the same example before, and what happened to these people...

"What's so embarrassing? The situation of the great witch is not much better than yours." Very quickly, a trace of bitterness flashed across the face of the great witch Ming.

"Hey, let me tell you two seniors, since everyone's situation is similar, then stop arguing and inspect the goods first." The woman in green clothes seemed not surprised by the attitude of the two attacking each other, smoothing things over coquettishly.

"You little girl, you want to take an apprentice just after becoming a Nascent Soul?" Dawu Ming said, squinting at the woman.

"Oh, isn't this a precautionary measure?"

Yang Guangming ignored this little girl who had just cultivated to Yuanying, and only nodded to Monk Jinghai, "You are here too."

"Yes, there is a predestined relationship with the poor monk here."

"Whether there is a fate or not, let's wait for the great witch to inspect the goods first."

Jing Hai smiled, and was not angry at Dawu Ming's rudeness.

There was another person standing next to Jinghai, who was the white-eyed demon that even the Great Witch of the Underworld was afraid of, but Yang Guangming looked directly past him as if he hadn't seen this person.

Strangely, Bai Tong didn't seem to care at all.

"Debao, let him out." Yang Guangming saw Geng Er, maybe Geng Er's cultivation base is too low, and his aptitude is also ordinary, so let him ignore Geng Er.

Geng Er didn't take this neglect to heart, he wished that everyone would pay no attention to him.As for whether Chuan Shan and Ji Shisi will worship these masters as their teachers, it depends on their own wishes, and he has no intention of interfering.

Yang Debao nodded, suppressed his excitement, tried his best to put on a calm expression and let the two of them out of the sheepskin clothes.

Chuanshan and Jishishiyi appeared, and everyone present immediately cast their eyes on the two of them.

Chuanshan took a deep breath. The coercion of a master made his legs and feet a little weak. This was a natural reaction when facing a strong man. In order not to let these masters look down on him, he insisted on straightening his back with a sigh of relief.

Ji Shishi staggered and almost fell to his knees.Fu Shan grabbed him, but Ji Shishi didn't refuse, and stood firm with Chuan Shan's hand.

Seeing the situation of the two of them, Geng Er silently walked forward, and quietly hid behind them to support them.

What's the situation now?Where did these people come from?Is that from the Giants?Why so high?Chuanshan, who was clueless, tried his best to calm himself down, and began to turn his head to look at the surrounding environment.

Yang Guangming and the others had different expressions.

After carefully looking at the two of them, the woman in green couldn't hide her disappointment, as if she had lost interest in them.

The woman in green looked at Chuanshan with a bit of resentment, thinking that it was good to see that face at that time, but unfortunately she didn't see clearly, she didn't expect it to be a demon cultivator.What a pity.

Great Monk Jinghai set his eyes on Ji Shishi from the very beginning, and after looking at him for a long time, he couldn't tell whether it was disappointment or excitement on his face, and his expression was still peaceful as usual.

When the white-eyed devil saw Chuanshan, his eyes turned completely black, and it took a while for them to return to their original white color.

A human being who didn't know whether to call him terribly unlucky or lucky.

An ordinary person who ate the Skull Fruit was not tortured to death by the Skull Fruit, but instead used it to enter the magic way and his body became a natural monster.

What kind of good fortune is this?This possibility, which is not necessarily one in a billion, has actually appeared.

If he misses this best successor, will he have such good luck next time?He is 200 years old, and there are still 200 years left. If he can't successfully cross the catastrophe, and can't find a suitable successor in these [-] years, then his lineage will also be ruined.

No, he can't let go of this half-skeleton man, it must be a gift from the demon god, if he just let him go like this, it will become a demon in his heart when he crosses the tribulation, no matter what, he will get this apprentice !

Bai Tong glanced secretly at the Great Witch Ming, wondering if this man could see the strangeness of the half-skeleton man, although the human and the skeleton fruit have been well integrated, if it is not a high-level demon cultivator, it may be difficult to see the mystery .But Ming is a great witch, so it is difficult to guarantee that he does not have a special method of identification.

And the attitude of Dawu Ming was very strange, his expression didn't seem satisfied, but he didn't seem dissatisfied either. He glanced at the two of them and snorted a few times, neither saying that he didn't like it, nor that he wanted someone soon.

Yang Debao has been paying attention to the expressions of the competitors, and seeing that the three strongest don't look like they are about to leave, he can't help feeling a little anxious.

The woman in green glanced at Yang Debao, and put down her foot that was about to leave.No, you can stay and take a look, and see who these little ghosts end up with.

"Now that all of you have seen it, I don't think these two little friends are suitable to be your disciples. Depot, see off."

"Who said we don't want it?" The great witch Ming seemed to be making trouble on purpose. With a big step, he walked up to the three of Chuanshan and grabbed them with his hand.

"You bastard! What do you want to do in front of me?" Yang Guangming waved his hand, abruptly moving Chuanshan and the others to his side.

"What's the matter, want to fight first? Come on, come on, it seems that this great witch hasn't fought with you old guy for a long time, let's just compete here today."

Yang Guangming would not be fooled by him, he would let a master who is only one line away from the tribulation stage fight with him at his own mountain gate, and if he wants to fight, he has to go to the top of the Chensha gate to fight.

"You old man, have you forgotten my rules of thick Saturn?"

The Great Witch Ming curled his lips, apparently he was well aware of the unwritten rule of "first come, first served".

"According to the regulations, our Houtumen should ask these three little friends about their intentions first. If they have no intentions of my Houtumen, I will naturally send them out of the mountain gate. At that time, any plans you have have nothing to do with my Houtumen. .”

"Amitabha, then act according to what the head of the sheep sect said." Jing Hai gave everyone a step with a word.After speaking, he was the first to walk out of Houtu Gate.

Although Dawu Ming still wanted to cause some trouble for Yang Guangming, he had to withdraw from the Houtumen Mountain Gate because of the old rules.

Then the woman in green also left.

Bai Tong looked at Chuanshan and then at Yang Guangming, and his figure disappeared in a flash.

Ji Shishi's ears moved slightly, and he heard someone talking in his ear.Look at Chuanshan, then look at Geng Er, it seems that no one has the same discovery.

After hearing the speaker's instructions, Ji Shishi stopped to look at him and just listened silently.

Seeing that everyone had left, Yang Debao finally breathed a sigh of relief, and exchanged glances with his senior brother.

Fortunately, the aptitude of these three rookies looks average. If they are really good seedlings, they will probably be able to fight on the spot.The "first come, first served" rule is not like farting in the face of absolute strength.

"Hey, three little friends, we can have a good talk now. I wonder if the two little friends who haven't been apprenticed yet want to learn more advanced spells?" Yang Debao said straight to the point.

"Academic method? I remember that you asked us to come here to tell us how to earn spirit stones." Chuanshan asked immediately, not wanting to be led by the nose.He had already learned the general story from Geng Er, and he didn't know whether to be happy or sad for this adventure.

"Hehe, this..."

"This is the best way for you to earn spirit stones." Yang Guangming said suddenly.

"How do you say it?" Chuanshan heard for the first time that apprenticeship could make money.Shouldn't it be the other way around?

"Old man Yang Guangming, what do you call the three little friends?"

"I don't dare to do it. These two are my partners in Luo Chuanshan. The one on the left is called Geng Er, and the one on the right is called Ji Shishi." Chuan Shan said respectfully.

Yang Guangming was very satisfied with Chuanshan's attitude, "This old man is the head of the Houtu Sect. You can call me senior. The person who brought you here is my junior."

"I have seen the two seniors." The three bowed slightly.

"En." Yang Guangming accepted their gift, and his affection for the three of them increased a little. "I don't know if you have heard of the spiritual test conference?"

"Spirit test meeting?" Chuanshan subconsciously wanted to search the memory of Lunmai, but when he thought about it, he felt a tingling pain in his head, which scared him away quickly.

Geng Er obviously knew about the spiritual test conference, counted his fingers on the side, raised his head and said: "calculate the time, this spiritual test conference is indeed coming soon."

"Yes, there is still one year left." Yang Debao had a strange expression, heartache and unwillingness.

Chuan Shan and Ji Shisi looked at Geng Er together.

Geng Er let out an "ah" and explained to the two of them: "The spirit test conference is held every [-] years. Comprehensive ranking competition.

"In the nine rounds, as long as you can rank in each round, you can get a lot of benefits from the competition. Of course, the further you go, the more benefits you get, and the spirit stone is just the most inconspicuous of them.

"This once-in-a-hundred-year spiritual test conference can be said to be the most important and largest gathering of all walks of life. It aims to reduce fighting among all walks of life, and at the same time introduce new ones, so that the cultivation methods of all walks of life and sects can be passed on or promoted, so that they will not be lost or declined."

"A mixed competition between humans, demons, demons, spirits, witches, etc.? Who is the most powerful?" Chuanshan asked.

Geng Er nodded, and was about to continue talking.

"What does this have to do with whether we worship or not?" Chuan Shan looked at the old man Yang Guangming.

Yang Guangming sighed, "It's very relevant." Immediately, the drummer threw out three futons, allowing the three of them to sit down and talk.

The three of Chuanshan looked at the oasis, and they felt much more comfortable than before, and they sat down cross-legged casually without any excuses.

"Are you hungry?" the old man said kindly.As soon as the words fell, Yang Debao took out a plate of food and water.

The smell of meat came, and the three of them swallowed together with a "gulp" sound.

Yang Guangming smiled and motioned for Yang Debao to distribute the food to the three of them.

There is not much food, three unidentifiable red fruits, about the size of a person's fist; three plates of meat slices, sliced ​​very thin, golden in color, rich in aroma, making people salivate when they smell it; the other is a water bottle and three A small teacup.

Chuanshan didn't ask if he wanted Lingshi, he could tell that the two old men were trying to buy people's hearts.The price was so ruthless just now, how could a meal be free?Ever heard that free things are the most expensive?But at this time, if you don't eat for nothing, you may not have this shop after passing this village.

"Eat it. Talk to me while you eat." The old man Yang Guangming looked as kind as he could be.

Chuanshan thanked them on behalf of the three, took Qingshui, distributed his fruit to Jishishi, and pushed his sliced ​​meat to Genger.

Since he fused with the skull fruit, he didn't feel very hungry.Compared to him, Ji Shishi, who is an ordinary person, needs food more, but Geng Er... Didn't he see meat, and his saliva dripped down?

Ji Shishi did not refuse the fruit that Chuan Shan offered, he thanked him and took it.

Geng Er hesitated for a long time, then picked out the largest slice of meat from the two plates and handed it to Chuan Shan's mouth.

Chuanshan smiled, opened his mouth and swallowed the piece of meat.Well, it tastes good, delicate and smooth, and it's meat from an unknown animal.

Yang Guangming watched the actions of the three with a smile on his face. He also made a futon and sat down. Tumen did not receive any suitable disciples. Debao had already participated in the spiritual test conference 630 years ago. According to the regulations of the spiritual test conference, anyone who participated once could not participate in the spiritual test conference held in the future.

"The cultivation resources on Thick Saturn are scarce. In order to reduce fighting, a rule was set long ago. Except for heaven, material and earth treasures, all spiritual stone mines are not allowed to be occupied or mined without permission. The cultivators on Thick Saturn want to To get Lingshi, apart from trading, you can only get it through your contribution to Thick Saturn.”

Chuanshan said that he didn't understand what this contribution meant. Everything the old man Yang Guangming said was too far from his original life. I don't really understand.

"You guys are from Lan Xing, why don't you understand contribution?" Yang Guangming was a little surprised.

"Our cultivation is also a chance, and we have never had contact with practitioners before." Chuanshan explained.

"Oh? The old man remembers that there are very few ordinary people on Planet Lan, and most of them are related to cultivators."

Hearing what Yang Guangming said, the three of Chuanshan immediately felt strange, as if something was wrong?Geng Er tried his best to recall the information of Hou Saturn in his mind.

Before the three of them figured it out, Yang Guangming went on to say: "Although Lan Xing has rich resources for cultivation, it is not easy to worship a good master with your aptitude.

"Although my Houtu Sect cannot allow you to use natural materials and earthly treasures to refine your body due to environmental restrictions, but because we lack these cultivation resources, we have found another way to find a way to exercise your body from the very beginning.

"As long as you are willing to endure hardships and have enough understanding, all the disciples who have gone out with my favor on Saturn will almost have no rivals in the same generation."

Because of Yang Guangming's interruption, Chuan Shan didn't think about it any further.On the other hand, Geng Er seemed to have remembered something, opened his mouth slightly, but closed it again after seeing Chuan Shan.To talk about it or not to talk about it?But to be honest, the blow may not be small.

"I understand what you mean. You always want us to worship you as a teacher and represent Houtumen to participate in the spirit test conference, so as to obtain spirit stones?"

Yang Guangming smiled, "This is just one of them. In fact, if you participate in the spiritual test conference, if you advance smoothly, the third round will be held in Lanxing."

Geng Er scratched his forehead, looked at Chuan Shan, hesitant to speak.

"The first round of spiritual test will be held in a year?" Chuan Shan asked.

The old man nodded.

Chuan Shan saw that Geng Er and Ji Shi Si had already wiped out all the food and water, turned his head and smiled apologetically at the old man: "Sorry, we still have urgent matters to rush back to Blue Star, this method of earning spirit stones is time-consuming for us." It's too long, I can only thank you for your kindness here. Farewell!"

After Chuanshan finished speaking, he cupped his fists and stood up, and Geng Er and Ji Shisi also stood up together.

Chuanshan didn't believe that he couldn't find other ways to make money with such a big planet.

"Stop!" Yang Debao was in a hurry, he jumped in front of the three of them and blocked their way with outstretched arms.

"You can't leave. I found you with great difficulty. You are the future hope of Houtumen. You can't just leave like this."

"Senior Yang, I don't know what your plan is. One moment you say you will help us earn the spirit stones we left, and the next moment you want to accept us as disciples, trying to make us work for the Houtumen. In the past, you used illusions to persecute me. If it wasn't for me You are still awake, and you don’t know when you will wake up from that damn illusion. You said that you have no malicious intentions and that you want to accept us as disciples, but why do you think that you always want to seek money and kill yourself?”

Chuanshan was very angry at the red-faced old man.If it wasn't for the huge difference in strength, he wouldn't have let this old man who had ripped off them and murdered them so easily.What about recruiting apprentices to earn Lingshi? Isn't it because they want them to work for the Houtumen for nothing?

If they can successfully advance in the spiritual test conference, according to the old man's introduction to the allocation of thick Saturn spirit stones, the hundred-year thick earth sect can get ten times the standard spirit stone allocation for the number of sect members.Even if they can't advance and just participate, they can get the standard triple spirit stones.And how far can they fall as disciples in the end?And God knows if these two old men will really teach them.

"Illusion?" Yang Guangming frowned.

Although he received a letter from Yang Debao, he didn't know the detailed process. He only heard that Debao had found two good seedlings.In fact, the moment he saw Chuanshan and Jishishi, if he hadn't believed in his junior brother's vision, he might have given them up to Dawu Ming and others.

"Duplo, what did you do to them?"

"Misunderstanding! This is all a misunderstanding." While explaining to Chuanshan, Yang Debao turned his head and said anxiously to his senior brother: "Senior brother, I can explain this matter. Yes, I used magic tricks on them, but I This is also a last resort. Their aptitude is mediocre, if they are really asked to inherit the Houtumen, the risk is too great, so I will..."

"You said you used mind magic on them?" the old man interrupted him.

"Yes."

"When did it happen?" The old man stared at Chuanshan and the two closely, his old eyes seemed to see a hole in the two of them.

"On the way to take them to the teleportation circle. And they, especially this demon cultivator, woke up less than an hour after I cast my inner magic."

Hearing this, the old man's eyes changed.Just now, the gazes at Chuanshan and the two were still sizing up and exploring, but now they are like bears seeing honey, and their old eyes are full of greed and ecstasy.Those gazes made Chuanshan and Jishishi's goosebumps rise.