Jumping beam clown mixed history

In the afternoon of that day, there were three extra heads on the training ground of Jiazi Camp.

Many soldiers who had eaten and had nothing to do gathered here.Even some soldiers who had been beaten with army sticks and lay on the bed to recuperate were helped out.

"This kid is the most hateful!"

"Yes! That's right. If it weren't for this kid, we wouldn't have been punished."

A circle of people surrounded the head, with the most people in front of Luo Chuanshan.

Someone poked his nostrils with grass roots.

Someone smeared his face with mud.

Others simply unbuttoned their belts and peed in his face. ──This is the man who received the baton.

Chef Chen, the boss of the fire shed, was even more ruthless, pinching his nose and stuffing cow dung into his mouth.

"I'll let you harm people! Let's see if you dare to come to the firehouse!"

"Bah, bah, bah! Are you finished? Liu Mazi, why are you taking off your belt? Are you afraid that people won't know you are a little bird? Zhao, you pissed on me, and I admit it. You fell into a trap last time, This time you were beaten by the military stick again. Although it has nothing to do with me directly, who made me a bad star! Damn! But you also have points for me!" Chuan Shan spat out the cow dung in his mouth and glared at the crowd angrily.

"Who the hell do you think is small?" Liu Mazi untied half of his trouser belt and tied it back after he stared at him. After thinking about it, he couldn't be reconciled, so he immediately scolded back.

"Not small? Why don't you take it out for a walk? But I can guarantee that as long as you dare to take it out, I will make it the smallest bird in the world!"

Liu Mazi's face turned pale in an instant, and he turned and left without caring about the laughter of the crowd.

The wounded soldier surnamed Zhao relieved his hatred, and was easily helped back.Based on the wounded soldier surnamed Zhao's understanding of the person buried in the soil, it's okay to ask him for a favor, but he really pissed off this person, and I'm afraid he will have a hard time in the future.Who can be better off being entangled by mold stars?

"Boss Chen, what are you doing? You try stuffing me with cow dung again? Believe it or not, I asked Wangtou to transfer me to your fire shed?"

Holding the cow dung in his hands, Chef Chen hesitated for a long time, and was so angry that he threw the cow dung basket on the ground and ran away.I can't stuff your cow dung, the smell will kill you!

"And you! You poke me with a stick again, be careful that I will pester you every day after I come out!"

The person who poked the stick quickly withdrew his hand.If it's fun, it's fun, but it's not good to mess with the mold star.Forget it, let's poke those two people.

"Piggy! Don't run away! Fetch me a basin of water. If you dare to run away, I'll tell you all your secrets!"

Piggy hurriedly fetched a basin of water "Hula" and poured it all over his head, then hugged the basin and hid far away.

One group left, another group came.

Just now, a person wanted to go forward to find the bad luck of Chuanshan.In the end, I don't know if it was because of the water dripping on the ground or the slippery ground, but the man slipped and fell down like a cow dung.Why cow dung crawling?Because this person just fell on the pile of cow dung left by Chef Chen.

Unfortunately, because the man fell, his friend next to him tried to help him, but he couldn't help him when he stretched out his hand. Instead, because his posture was too forward, his feet were stepping on wet mud, and he fell to the ground on the cow dung. on people.Immediately, the people below who were about to get up were pressed onto the cow dung again.

And when this person fell, one foot slipped, and the other foot naturally fell back.This fall, by no coincidence, kicked the root of the descendant of the person behind.

It can hurt that person!On the spot, he clutched his lower body and cried out in pain.

"Hula." The crowd who were about to gather around saw this tragic situation, and immediately slipped away faster than rabbits.

As a result, Chuanshan, which was surrounded by the most people, now has only three people around.And these three also quickly got up from the ground, or ran away with their legs between their legs.Seeing that everyone fled away from the moldy star, Li and Wu, who were not far from him, also gained peace.

But in less than two quarters, one pass to ten, ten to one hundred, the training ground, which was originally bustling, suddenly became empty.Until the training resumed in the afternoon, except for the three heads, there was no one else on the training ground.

"Hey, what did you promise Wangtou?" Li Xiong asked with difficulty.

Luo Chuanshan couldn't move his head, so he could only close his eyes and endure the sun's rays, while he replied weakly: "I promise to be the son-in-law of Wangtou's enemy."

"Huh? Really?"

"False. Wangtou said he would send me to the palace as a eunuch."

"Are you going to harm the emperor?" Wu Shaohua called.

"Amitabha, sin, sin, what are you talking about, benefactor? How could the poor monk harm the emperor? If he wants to harm the princess, he should harm the princess."

"You kid is dead! How dare you miss the princess. Just dream!"

"The benefactor's words are wrong. The ancients said: It doesn't matter whether the general is a horse or a mule. You can only know if it is a mule or a horse. The poor monk is only seventeen years old, and the possibility of becoming a dragon and horse in the future is definitely higher than the king's head. Waiting for the poor The monk and the princess gave birth to a poor monk, and it will be too late for you to hug the poor monk's thigh."

Li Xiong and Wu Shaohua booed together.

"Chuanshan, I've always wanted to ask you why you are so interested in becoming a monk? Whenever there is any suffering, the poor monk will never leave your mouth. Do you believe in Buddhism?" Wu Shaohua is closer to Chuanshan, so it doesn't take so much effort to speak .

Chuan Shan opened his eyes and looked at the dazzling sky. After concentrating on his emotions for a while, he opened his mouth and shouted, "I hate Taoist priests──! All Taoist priests are going to die──! Kill the blind old Taoist priest and eliminate harm for the people──!"

Li and Wu were taken aback for a moment, and then shouted excitedly: "Kill the blind old man to death, and eliminate harm for the people──! Wahaha!"

In the distance, Zheng Qiuyu shook his head when he heard the ghostly roars of the three people, and then heard Wang Qianhu who was next to him say bitterly: "These three bastards, the scars are healed and forget the pain! When they were about to behead their heads just now, a This one was so frightened that he wanted to pee his pants, now he doesn’t have to die, he will show his true colors immediately! Damn it!”

"Hehe." Zheng Qiuyu chuckled and said softly, "Seeing them, I feel that there is still a possibility for me, Xichao."

Wang Biao fell silent.

The Xi Dynasty, which has been passed down for more than 500 years, has been ups and downs along the way, but it has finally survived.It's just that the person sitting on the dragon chair is seeking immortality and asking for immortality, and the number of times he goes to court is getting less and less.The ministers of the DPRK and China are divided into several factions, and they have long been in disarray.However, among the three princes, one was born with dementia, one was weak, and the other was less than five years old.

People say that misfortunes never come singly, and this is not true at all.When the government was in chaos, corrupt officials increased, and disasters and disasters appeared in the world as if they were joining in the fun.

But at this moment, the Lang Kingdom announced that it would no longer pay tribute, and other dependent countries were also ready to move.For a while, Xi Chao was caught in a dilemma.

Some people advocate war, while others advocate peace.The big officials in the imperial court all put their own interests as the first starting point, and the quarrel was turned upside down.This quarrel lasted for more than a year, until Langguo showed his ferocious face and bit down six cities to the north of Xichao.These high officials who only know how to fight with words feel that they should quickly come up with a strategy.

In the end, the emperor, who had not been in court for a long time, was invited out, and he opened his mouth and decided to "fight".But under such an unstable situation, will the imperial court support the main combatant until the end?Can the food and grass keep up in the later stage?How long will it take?Can the current national treasury be able to bear it?It became the biggest question in the hearts of all generals.

Under such circumstances, a quick victory has become the unanimous expectation of all generals.

"When the sun turns, dig them out. Li Xiong and Wu Shaohua will be sent to the infantry and cavalry respectively. As for Luo Chuanshan, he will be sent to the delivery team according to the original plan. Ten days later, let him join the team that went to pick up the food and grass. , and let him die after finding the right time.”

"Yes." Zheng Qiuyu suppressed a smile and bowed to accept the order.