Jumping beam clown mixed history

Chuanshan people are tall and majestic, and most of the refined utensils are very majestic, rough and simple on the outside, but they are very delicate on the inside.

The same is true inside this carriage. Not to mention the large space, all kinds of settings are complete and comfortable. In addition to the necessary kitchen, there is even an alchemy room and a refining room.

The wing room used to get up and sleep is even more comfortable, and there is no trace of the cultivator's indifference and hard work.In addition, there are several vacant rooms of unknown purpose, some are very large, some are small.

"You even made a bathroom for soaking in?" Geng Er looked strange.

"Didn't you say you like to soak in water?"

Geng Er turned his head and waved his fist, "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, bastard!"

The corners of Chuan Shan's mouth curled up in a tacit smile, he lifted his back clothes and sat down in front of the car, and Geng Er also got out of the car.

The front seat of the car also seems to be narrow, but it is actually spacious and comfortable, even if two people lie on it to sleep and roll around, it is enough.

Geng Er didn't need Chuan Shan's advice, he figured out the trick by himself, not only made a comfortable backrest that could be reclined but invisible, but also a small dining table.

"Have you retreated for two years and figured out why your body suddenly became unstable?" Geng Er sat down and tried to feel it, asking.

Chuan Shan sat down a little closer to him, "Now I probably understand why my cultivation is different from other practitioners."

"What's the difference?" Geng Er stretched out his hand to push him because he felt uncomfortably squeezed by him.

Chuanshan simply picked him up and put him on his lap, "Besides the problems with the exercises you gave me, there are also problems with the body you refined for me." Huh?Why does the flesh on my body feel wrong to the touch?

Geng Er pats him, don't touch him, and why is it all my fault?

"I'm not blaming you, I'm just thanking you." With doubts, Chuanshan explored with his hands little by little.

Geng Er couldn't hear this sentence so strangely.

"You said that the gods and demons in ancient times did not have a body and a soul, right?" Huh?Doesn't seem to be as soft as before?

"Um."

"Then it's no problem. I should be like them, cultivating the body and soul at the same time. It's not that I haven't cultivated the Nascent Soul, but every part of my body...or every tiny bit can be Become a Nascent Soul. No... More than that, I have a feeling that if I continue to practice, I can transform my body into thousands, but each one is me. In other words, as long as my body has a slight Without existence, I will not truly perish."

Dahei let out a long cry, then turned his head and looked at Geng Er with adoring eyes, "Second father, why don't you get us an immortal body like this?"

Geng Er kicked its ass.Do you think you can get a body like that if you want?while playing!

Seeing Geng Er's unstoppable complacency, Chuan Shan couldn't help rubbing him vigorously.The feeling of softness and toughness is also good, um, especially the buttocks and thighs, the feel is nothing to say!

"What are you doing?" Geng Er kicked him.

Chuanshan gently rubbed Ai Gui's little butt with his hardened lower body, bit his ear and said, "If there is only Chaos Demon Art, without this body, I might still choose to practice separately. Because it is faster and simpler. But because I have this body, I don’t have to worry about life expectancy. Practitioners with the body and soul are of great benefit to me, even if the progress of cultivation is slow, it is worth it.

"Second, thank you, both my body and the Chaos Magic Art you gave me are very good."

"Of course, you don't see who I am?" Geng Er wanted to leave the arms of the little devil, but the stick under his butt made him feel too uncomfortable.

Dahei secretly turned his head and stared at the two of them with big eyes. Are you teaching bad things to children?

Chuan Shan unloaded the carriage with a wave, and casually sent Dahei, who was peeking, out of the garden, he could hardly hold back anymore.

"Who are you? You are my little tortoise. Tortoise, weren't human bodies very powerful in ancient times?" Chuanshan refused to let go of him, and tightly bound the little fat tortoise to his leg.

Geng Er stopped struggling, the bastard ripped off his pants, "Hmm... Take it easy, mine is not dough!"

"I miss you..." Chuanshan panted heavily, lowering his head and gnawing at his neck.

Geng Er panted lightly, "In ancient times, not only human beings, but also beasts, insects, birds, and even plants were very powerful...Ah...how about your fingers..."

"It hurts? I'm sorry, when I get excited, part of my body turns into a monster." He said sorry, but the man had no intention of turning back at all, and his rough and hard fingers continued to dig inside.

Moreover, while this bastard was busy recultivating his second turtle, he also kept chatting, "They also have a long lifespan?"

"If you didn't... ah... die unexpectedly... um..." Geng Er couldn't take it anymore and began to struggle again.

"No wonder. Stupid turtle, be good to me!" The half-monster-like man suddenly changed his face, pinched his second turtle's ass hard, rolled over and pressed him under him.

"Don't use the monster body! It's too big!"

"Okay, okay, I know. Be good, sweetheart, let my brother love you well..."

"Wow! I told you not to use the monster body! You bastard!"

Afterwards, Dahei was called back to hitch the car and set off on the road, and Linyao City was quickly left behind them.

Geng Er was very unhappy, sitting cross-legged on the mule cart with arms crossed, exuding air-conditioning all over his body.

The tall man was lazily sitting on the carriage door, with a relaxed and contented expression on his face, one hand was still stuck in his Er Gui's trousers, he was reluctant to take it out, and he rubbed his palm repeatedly.

Geng Er vowed once again that he would become a muscular man!Let's see who bullies whom in the future.

"Baby, let's do it again, shall we?" The man licked his lips, and with a shy face, he clung to his baby turtle again.

Geng Er turned around, raised his hand and slapped the man on the back of the head, "Come on! How long are you going to touch?"

Chuanshan was shocked.When did his little turtle learn his habitual movements?Do you see how smooth this slap is?

Da Hei, who was pulling the cart in front, turned his head and complained, "Daddy, this is how my second dad slapped me on the head for the past two years!"

Geng Er tried hard to stare at the man.

Chuanshan laughed "Puchi", bowed his head and kissed the tip of his little turtle's nose.

Geng Er clenched his fist and beat him, "Take out your hand!"

"Tell me about the changes outside now." Chuanshan took out his own hand, grabbed Geng Er's hand instead, opened it, held it in his mouth, and licked it one by one.

Geng Er's brain was congested, and he instantly turned into a little jade turtle and climbed into the mule cart.

Chuanshan twisted his neck, stood up shamelessly and rubbed his lower body, and said to Dahei who was on his way: "You go, don't bother me if you have nothing to do." After speaking, he turned his head and got into the car.

Dahei... ran wildly with hoofs, and plunged his big head into the small river beside the road.Woohoo, it also wants a wife!

In the carriage, Chuanshan used various methods to "torture" Geng Er. The poor Er Gui couldn't bear the torture and was forced to make a lot of "confessions".

Through Geng Er's arduous and intermittent narration, Chuanshan finally understood the changes in the past two years.

In two years, the situation of the Xi Dynasty changed greatly, and the Lang Kingdom was unstoppable, and they fought all the way to the old capital.

Due to the sudden death of the old emperor, Hu Yu and his son took the newly enthroned emperor and a group of courtiers to escape ahead of time, and fled to the south of Ning'an City to establish a new court, and Ning'an was also renamed Xinjing.

Because Linyao City is located in the south, it has temporarily avoided the chaos of war, and the city is still relatively comfortable, but the undercurrent is raging, and the officials have their own plans.

Beixi, which was captured by the Lang Kingdom, had not had time to gather and settle down in the Lang Kingdom. People from all over the Beixi rose up, either proclaiming themselves kings, or occupying the mountains and becoming bandits.

There are also many benevolent soldiers eager to restore the country, so they dragged a group of people to add chaos to the rear of the Lang Kingdom, and tried their best to contact Nanxi, hoping to get support from the imperial court, forming a two-sided attack.The Shuanghe City forces are also one of them.

It's a pity... Hu Yu and his son, who completely controlled the Nanxi regime, are not here. At least they don't plan to take back the northern land.

The father and son also secretly contacted Lang Guo, expressing that if Lang Guo publicly stated: "As long as the Hu family becomes emperor, they will not attack Nanxi for the time being", in exchange, as long as their father and son are alive, they will not have the idea of ​​taking back Beixi.

Apart from the secret plan of Hu Yu and his son, Chuanshan, who had a general understanding of the situation, appeared on the car seat again, and said to the black man: "Let's go, let's go to Luojia Village first, and then to Xinjing. Don't rush, just follow the official road Just go." He wanted to see Xi Chao's current situation with his own eyes.

Dahei didn't see his second father, and was about to ask a question, but when his elder father glanced at him, his body trembled, he closed his mouth and obediently walked away.

Geng Ergui was lying on Chuanshan's chest at this time, sleeping soundly, he was a little bit too forced.

Dahei has already developed his spiritual wisdom, and he doesn't need Chuanshan's instructions. When there are people, he will run slowly, and when there are no one, he will spread his hooves and run wildly.

Occasionally, along the way, you will encounter groups of fleeing people. These people either escaped from the north, or escaped from the disaster-stricken areas in the south. A poor man who fled his family with his family.

Probably because his heart was not hard enough, Chuanshan gave alms once, but he was robbed in the end.Later, in order to avoid similar troubles, when passing by these people again, he simply activated the stealth function on the mule cart.

As for those refugees or bandits or bandits who wanted to rob him, he just let them sleep for a night.Only when he encounters that kind of insane person, will he strike hard, like now!

Little Yugui crawled out of his arms, "It smells so strong of blood. What's going on here...?"

Xiao Yugui's eyes shrank suddenly, he just took a nap, what happened here?

Why are there so many corpses around his little devil?The most frightening thing was that he was still holding a human head in his hand, and the bones of that human skull were completely cracked!

"These are ordinary people, right? Why would you attack ordinary people?" Yugui turned into a half-grown boy and stood beside Chuanshan, with only worry in his eyes.

The anger in Chuanshan's chest was still uncontrollable, he suppressed his voice and said, "Look around."

Geng Er withdrew his gaze from those corpses, and turned to look around.

This is a relatively prosperous village. The village is located by a small river, backed by green hills, and is self-sufficient.

On the other side of the small river, there are pastoral rice fields, and crossing the stone bridge on this side is a patchwork of small farmhouses with a mix of civil and wood. Every household in the small courtyards is planted with green bamboo, which echoes the bamboo forest in the back mountain.

Geng Er could even imagine "Yellow cows lying in the fields in the distance, chickens and ducks running all over the place nearby, dogs barking and laughing in the village, and young children wandering around in the forest", such a typical scene of a small village in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River.

Perhaps this was indeed the case here an hour ago, but now...

The fire that had just been extinguished had burned most of the village, and white marks appeared on the black scorched walls, like the tears of the spirit of the village.

The scorched bamboo forest continued to emit crackling explosions, and the suppressed moans and mournful cries of the living people surrounded the village.

In the fields, by the small rivers, on the stone bridges, and in the farmyards, corpses of different shapes can be seen everywhere, including adults and children.

The loess road extending from the village to the outside of the village was covered with black blood, and there were grains, grains and clothes that fell on the ground and were too late to pick up...

Geng Er's gaze paused, and he saw a half-naked girl with disheveled hair hugging her chest, numbly curled up under a haystack.

Geng Er took a deep breath, walked into the half-destroyed village, and when he walked out of the village, the expression on his face had become the same as that of Chuan Shan.

"Good kill!"

"We came a step late." Chuan Shan threw away the head in his hand and stomped on it.

When Dahei arrived here, those robbers had killed all the strong laborers in the village, some of them were lying on women to vent their animal desires, and the other part of the robbers who had finished venting were carrying their belts and went from house to house to collect property.He only had time to save a dozen women and two dozen children who were hidden in the cellar by adults.

"These beasts don't even spare children! Except for a few women they are going to take on the road and continue to spoil, everyone else, young or old, will be killed as long as they see them." Chuan Shan's voice was still murderous. .

"...What about the children who are still alive?" The dozen or so women who were left behind by the robbers were all young girls, most likely not yet.

"Nothing to do, those who can survive will continue to live here."

"What can't we do? For example, give them more taels?" Geng Er was naturally sympathetic to females.

Chuanshan shook his head ruthlessly, "It's not a question of money, but a question of whether some people are willing to live on."

"Why don't you want to live? You finally got saved... Ah, I understand." Geng Er had been in the world for a long time anyway, so it's not like he didn't have this bit of common sense.It's just that although he understands it, he can't understand it.

Chuan Shan said: "We can erase the memories of those girls who were ruined, send them to other places, and let them start their lives again. But their chastity has been lost, and it will be a twists and turns if they are found out by their husbands in the future. Then it will hurt them instead.”

Geng Er poked at Chuan Shan, "Uh, if it's just this problem, it's very simple. Cough, cough cough that represents chastity, I can restore them to their original state, and ensure that after they get married in the future, the husband's family will not notice it at all. "

Chuanshan was stunned for a moment, he knew that his second turtle could be said to be a miracle doctor to some extent, but he really didn't think that it could be repaired there.But when you think about it, compared to life and death, a thin film is really nothing.

"If that's the case, then heal them. I'll modify their memories to make them think they were saved before they were ruined. In this way, they can continue to live here, and other places may not be as good as here. We might as well give them more Leave some silver taels, after all, they have to support more than [-] younger children."

"It's good to stay here. The mountains and rivers are beautiful here, and the aura is also full. Living here will be beneficial even if you don't practice. But those robbers..."

"I've asked, this group of beasts has no hills, just a group of passing bandits, ran all the way, burned, killed and looted all the way, from Sizhou to here, I don't know how many lives have been harmed along the way, all of them are worthy of death! "

"That's good. But why don't we just send people to Twin Rivers? Anyway, Big Black's legs are fast, and he can run back and forth in a day."

"Once the war breaks out, Twin River City will not be any safer than here. It's better to stay here. And...in the future, this may become one of the footholds for Twin River City to enter the south."

"Do you have any ideas?"

Chuanshan nodded and was about to answer.

"Why are you here? Who is this kid? How dare you attack ordinary people? How did they mess with you?"

A series of four questions suddenly sounded in the ears of the two, and a figure suddenly appeared in front of them.

Chuan Shan was startled, before he had time to look at the visitor, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in the center of his brow, and couldn't help but put his finger on the center of his brow.

"You, you... why did you come here?" Geng Er opened his mouth wide and looked at the person coming.

The man looked at Geng Er, shook his head, and set his gaze on Chuan Shan.

The severe pain between the eyebrows passed quickly, Chuan Shan rubbed the center of the eyebrows and raised his head.

This is a man who looks quite ordinary in appearance, the kind who is so ordinary that he cannot be found when he falls into the crowd.

The man was in his late twenties and early thirties, with a slender figure and calm eyes, a kind of calm that seemed to have experienced too much and penetrated everything.

Chuanshan looked at the man carefully, the more he looked at him, the more he couldn't take his eyes off him.

This person looks ordinary, but people can't help but take a second look at it once. When you take a third look, you will feel that this person suddenly looks better, and then you will look more and more beautiful. After seeing it Come, even feel that this person is the most beautiful extreme that you can dream of.

What is the most beautiful ultimate in Chuanshan's heart?

He saw Geng Er, the evil version of his family.He also didn't think this monstrous face was the pinnacle of beauty, but he just thought his family Geng Er was the best!

The corner of Chuanshan's mouth curled up into a smile, and he calmly looked away from the man.

The man also smiled, and nodded to Chuanshan.

Geng Er exhaled quietly, moved his feet, and moved to the back of Chuanshan little by little.

"I didn't know that senior was coming, so I'm sorry to welcome you." Chuan Shan clasped his fists and saluted.

He is already at the level of cultivation equivalent to the out-of-body stage, but the person who came could appear next to them silently, so that neither he nor Geng Er could notice. How high is this person's cultivation?

"What's your name?" the man asked.

Chuanshan respectfully replied, "My surname is Luo, and my first name is Chuanshan."

"Magic repair?"

"Yes."

"Are you a natural race, or...?" The man found it difficult to judge with his own eyesight.

Geng Er secretly raised the corner of his mouth proudly.

"I am a human being, but my body has been smashed and refined like a forging machine, and I have also eaten a skull fruit." Chuanshan was very honest, and he answered whatever the man asked.

"Refining the body like a weapon..." The man was speechless for a while, "How dare you!"

"Half of it is unavoidable."

The way the man looked at Chuanshan changed again. No one knew more about the pain of being re-refined than him. This demon cultivator was originally a mortal, but he managed to persevere, which made him feel a little sympathetic.

"Were you by his side?" The man looked at Geng Er again.Even he couldn't see through the demon cultivator's body, which shows how much good material he used to refine his body.Except for Geng Er, probably no one can provide all these good materials.

"Ah." Geng Er replied in a low voice.

"I knew you must be responsible for this kind of thing, so make a fuss!" The man looked at Geng Er with accusation and helplessness.

Geng Erwo refused to stick his head behind Chuanshan.

Chuan Shan backhanded Geng Er and hid it behind his back, and asked the man with a smile, "Senior knows my Er Fatty?"

The man raised his eyebrows slightly, seemingly surprised, "You called him... Er Fatty? Did he tell you?"

"Yes."

"You and him..." The man looked at Chuanshan more carefully, and his expression suddenly changed, "You bullied him?!"

"I bullied him? How come?" Chuanshan was puzzled.

The man's temperament changed drastically in an instant, from a seemingly gentle and harmless gentleman to an active volcano that was about to erupt.

The man stared at Chuanshan fiercely, Chuanshan was secretly vigilant.

The figure of the man disappeared suddenly, and by the time Chuanshan reacted, the second turtle of his family had already picked up the clothes by the other side.

"You don't live up to it! How many times have I told you before that you have to fight for the initiative when looking for Shuangxiu. Do you understand what initiative is? I asked you to oppress others, not to let you be oppressed by others.

"You said that you are a dignified one... You brothers are the only one who is suppressed! You are not afraid that the rotten peach blossom will laugh at you to death after finding out. Do you still want to hang out with it in the future? This matter must be spread, Do you believe that brat Xu will be the first to rush over and destroy that little devil?" The man held Geng Er in his arms and cursed angrily.

Geng Er lowered his head, crossed his feet, twisted and twisted his fat paws at each other, with an obedient expression of honest confession and scolding.

"Don't think that you'll be fine just by pretending to be like this! You have no common sense in life, have you been lied to?"

"No."

"No? I don't believe it! You used to be able to deceive people when you went out."

"I was not deceived..."

"Yeah, you just keep being betrayed."

Geng Er felt uncomfortable.

Chuan Shan also frowned.

"You even handed yourself over this time...Aren't you afraid of another betrayal?" The man said earnestly.

Geng Er secretly glanced at Chuan Shan, shook his head, and said with certainty: "He won't."

Chuan Shan's anger suddenly disappeared.Now he just wants to hug his little turtle, rub him hard, and kiss him hard.

The man was so angry that Geng Er said, "Okay, okay, even if this little devil won't betray you, I've read so many books for you, and passed on so many love letters to you, haven't you read them? Why don't you read them?" Just let him ride on your head?"

Why can this stupid turtle be suppressed by others, but dead wildfire won't let him be suppressed?Both of them were taught by the same master, why is there such a big difference in personality?The more the man thought about it, the more unwilling he became.

"... When did you give it to me?" Geng Er asked confusedly.

"You idiot tortoise! ​​When Xu Xu said he wanted to double cultivate with you, I gave it to you."

Who is Xu?Chuanshan looked at Geng Er.

Geng Er was a little guilty, and replied in a low voice: "I am a nephew."

"The one you always bring up?"

"It's him."

"He wants to double cultivate with you?"

"That's not the point, I didn't agree. He's a child..."

"Xu is a child? What about him?" The man angrily cut off the conversation between the two and asked, "How old is he? How old are you? You are willing to be oppressed by this little devil? And tell him your real name, you are really tempted already?"

"……Um."

"...I killed your body and erased your memory of knowing this little devil. You can start over. At least we got to know each other once. I don't want to see you sad and sleep for many years in the future."

"Peach Blossom..."

"You also know that Taohua will look down on you even more? I don't want that bastard to laugh at you to death, so you have to do it again! Do you hear me again?"

"don't want."

"What did you say? Say it again."

"Brother, do you think I'm dead?"

No man can remain calm after his lover is arrested. Chuanshan sees that the other party seems to have a good relationship with his second turtle, and he has always treated the other party with courtesy in the spirit of trying not to offend his wife's family.But, it is tolerable, which is unbearable.Not only did the other party arrest his family's second turtle, reprimand him in the same tone as a grandson, but even tried to separate the two of them?

Is this person even more bastard than Taohua?

"You are not my opponent." The man didn't seem to care about Chuanshan's provocation at all.

"Oh, how do you know if you don't try?" Chuanshan instantly transformed into a King Kong Warcraft Man, and he wanted to use his strongest state to deal with this unpredictable enemy.

"You let Geng Er go first."

Geng Er turned his head to look at Chuanshan, who was already in a fighting state, and then at the man who grabbed him, and said in a good voice: "Chongchong, we have something to discuss, can you put me down first? Didn’t ask how you got here? Where’s Wildfire? Why isn’t he with you?”

"I'm here to investigate the blood monster. Wildfire is staring at another one on Iron River Star."

"Blood monsters? You also found it? Are there many outside now?" Geng Er's expression suddenly became serious.

"Not too many, but not too many. We found two high-level ones, one of level five and one of level six. The wild fire of level six was staring at me, and the one of level five was chased all the way from Iron River Star. After arriving on this small planet, it disappeared, and I guess there may be a space crack here. But now that you are here, I began to suspect that there is a bigger secret here.”

"I happened to..."

"You are never accidental, even if it is accidental, it will become inevitable. You are a sign, and this has been proved by countless facts."

"I'm not a sign! Let me down!" Geng Er suddenly became angry.

"Why did you eat yourself so fat again?" The man who didn't match the soft name of Chongchong shook him dissatisfied, "You can't really eat yourself into a ball just because your name is Erpang. "

"You don't care."

"I am your senior brother's dual cultivation partner. If your senior brother can take care of you, I can take care of you too."

Geng Er's face is puffed up, if Peach Blossom is afraid of chaos in the world, Chong Chong is an unreasonable ancestor, neither of them is a good thing.

"Chuan Shan, beat him up!"

"Are you stupid? Let an out-of-body stage beat me? Even if that little devil is in the stage of transcending tribulation, he is not my opponent...Huh?!"

Geng Er saw that the other party's hands were loose, immediately oiled his feet, quickly slipped back behind Chuan Shan, and put the invincible tortoise shell on his body.

Chuanshan, who became King Kong Warcraft Man, was very excited.

He has consolidated his cultivation and has not yet fought against a master, and he also wants to know how strong he is now.

Even if the opponent's strength may be much greater than him, but sometimes strength and winning or losing are not necessarily equated, and the result will only be known after the fight.