Jumping beam clown mixed history

It is true that few of the Luo family were at home, and Geng Er invited all the extra people out on the pretext of reconnecting the broken leg of Grandma Gongsun so that he could not be disturbed.

With no one around, Geng Er suddenly felt quite relaxed.

There was no barrier set up in the house, and he could hear the commotion outside clearly.But this has nothing to do with him, as long as people don't come in, it's nothing to do with him.

Grandma Gongsun was getting old, and Geng Er was afraid that she would not be able to bear the pain, so he directly made her fall into a coma.Grandpa Luo also invited him to sleep.

The process of reconnecting the broken leg is not pretty, because it was not connected properly at the beginning, and he needs to reconnect the old man's part that did not grow well, and then reconnect.

Coupled with the fact that the old man had been bedridden for a long time, the muscles and meridians of the broken leg had atrophied a bit, so he had to pay more attention to it.

It took less than half an hour to reattach the broken leg to Grandma Gongsun, and combed her and Grandpa Luo's bodies with spiritual energy. Geng Er took a Buyuan Pill and meditated cross-legged with eyes closed to recover.

It is not a small burden for Geng Er to continuously use spiritual energy to treat two aging and untrained bodies. After all, his current body is only at the second level of Qi Condensation.

His cultivation progressed so slowly, which had a lot to do with his seldom practicing diligently.In the past, he didn't care much about his cultivation. He was used to letting his cultivation grow slowly with age, instead of deliberately improving it.

But now his tender grass is getting more and more powerful, if he doesn't use the main body, he will only be bullied by his tender grass, and he can't help that kid too much when things happen, Geng Er thinks it's better to be a little more diligent .

Outside the door, Luo Manzi, who was separated from his uncle, was persuaded by Wan Sizhe to leave everyone. He was also curious about the convoy, so he gave up his daily behavior of throwing mud and blocking the Luo family. He looked at the closed doors and windows of the Luo family and groaned heavily Twice, turned and left.

Wait!The good times for your family are coming to an end.Damn girl, you dare not marry me to marry a foreigner. When your family is in trouble, you see how I will deal with you!

There is also iron ore, he must find the whereabouts of iron ore.

Inside the house, Geng Er opened his eyes, and there was a strong malice outside the door.

Who is that man?What do you want to do to the Luo family?And he also felt a strange aura from that person, and this aura made him a little familiar, like, like...

At this moment, Chuanshan's call sounded in his sea of ​​consciousness.

Geng Er thought of Chuan Shan's worries before leaving, and decided not to satisfy his curiosity for the time being. If the person outside the door really wanted to harm the Luo family, I believe that person would regret all the decisions he made today. .

Geng Er put an enchantment in the house, and only the Luo family could not enter.After everything was done, he responded to the call of his tender grass and rushed to find him.

"!!!!"

"The big convoy is here! Dalang Luo is riding back on a tall horse with endless wealth!"

"Everyone, come out quickly! It's terrible, there are so many big carts, so many pigs, so many cows, so many sheep!"

"There are so many chickens, ducks and geese!"

"There are big mules, and there are many, many big mules!"

It was children who ran and shouted excitedly while beating gongs and drums, and they shocked the whole Mashantun people.

"There is food! There is food! The Luo family has brought food!"

In addition to the children, the adults who went to see it in advance were also frantically running around telling each other that Mashan was in chaos.

Anyone who could move ran out of the house.

"Someone sent food? Really?"

"what happened?"

"What are those kids talking about?"

"Ouch! I heard the sound of cattle!"

Wan Sizhe didn't need to stand on the watchtower, just on the flat ground, he could see the huge convoy approaching the village not far away.

An unknown number of large carts lined up in the distance, followed by countless livestock, with hill-like poultry cages tied on the roof, and the roof of each cart was full.

Many of the excited villagers had already passed him and ran towards the convoy. Many of them ran back and shouted for more people to watch as soon as they came back.Some even ran back with tears streaming down their faces, so excited that they couldn't even speak.

Wan Sizhe raised his hand, trying to be calm and said: "Take out all the firecrackers, hang them up, and let them go!"

Soon, the deafening sound of "cracking!" firecrackers resounded throughout Mashantun.

Someone else took out the trumpet and suona?It was blown up, and it was like welcoming a relative. It made the atmosphere of the scene very hot and joyful.

Almost all the people in Mashantun flocked to the front of the village. The children ran around the convoy and shouted together. The livestock and poultry were also stimulated to scream together. The sound of firecrackers, gongs, drums and musical instruments made everyone talk in their ears. You can hear clearly from the side.

The atmosphere in Shantun is more like Chinese New Year than Chinese New Year. How many people point to the convoy, imagining how much those things can bring them?Good day, even if these things don't belong to them now.

It was probably the first time for Geng Er to experience such excitement and welcome, and he was a little scared and surprised to be sitting on a tall horse.

Chuanshan gave him a bag of copper coins just now, and told him to throw them away when he saw children, which made them all chase after him, running and screaming, besides children, there were also many middle-aged and young boys who were also thick. Chasing after him shamelessly.

Geng Er saw that there were many people, so he spread the copper coins more happily.After one bag was sprinkled, he reached out and asked Chuanshan for another bag.

The children were all happy.

There are those smart ones who directly ask their parents for empty money bags and come to pick them up; stuffing them into their arms and belts is the most common. From stuffing copper coins into the holes in the jacket, in short, all kinds of methods are tried, and every child vows to collect enough pocket money for a year.

The children had a lot of fun picking it up, and Geng Er had a lot of fun with it, and the smile on their faces never fell off.Because of the "waste" of Geng Er, after a long time, children and even adults would look for scattered copper coins around this road.

Chuan Shan looked at Geng Er, then at the lively crowd ahead, subtly satisfied.

Jinyi's night walk is so boring, it makes him look like a shame.And if he is so big, his family will feel more face, right?

Although he said that he didn't care that his younger brother was welcomed as a lucky star, but he was hated by people wherever he went as a bad star, but he still couldn't help but want to show it to those who rejected him.

Didn't you say that Grandpa is a mold star?But the mold star in your mouth is luckier and richer than you.Do you see it?Anyone with a lot of money can smash you idiots to death!Be jealous, be resentful, fools!

Didn't you say that Grandpa will bring bad luck to everyone?Then you don’t use me or eat what I bring back.I'm so jealous of you guys!Jie Jie Jie!

Geng Er could tell at a glance that his family's Nen Cao was acting awkward.Well, it's understandable that his family's Tender Grass has been crowned with the name of mold star 420 for three years. It's a little twisted.

Geng Er stretched out his hand to hold Chuan Shan, Chuan Shan looked at him, and held Xiaopang's paw again with his backhand, much tighter than Geng Er's.

The two rode on tall horses like this, holding hands, and appeared in front of everyone in Mashantun.

The cabbage gang drove the donkey cart and Chuanhai advanced into the village.Chuanhai asked Bai Cai to help him block the excited crowd, and he went to find Wan Sizhe.His brother said that he was happy to leave all those things to him, but one of them was the first three, so how to distribute them was a big problem.

The young and old of the Luo family came to the village surrounded by everyone.

Grandma Gongsun is carried by her son-in-law, and her wife is next to her.

Grandpa Luo walked in front of the crowd leaning on a cane, and Grandma Luo took a step back to follow behind, supported by her daughter-in-law.

In fact, Grandpa Luo didn't need a cane at all, but in order not to make others feel too weird, he still used it.

Many people were surprised to see that Mr. Luo, who was clearly waiting to die, could stand up and walk, and he was still very energetic.

Those who understand think: This is probably because the Geng little genius doctor that the cabbage gang talks about is optimistic about Grandpa Luo.But this is too amazing, right?Even one night can make people recover to this point.

And the vicious person in his heart was thinking: Old man Luo was excited by the happy event of his eldest grandson's return home, right?

No matter what you think in your heart, congratulations should still be congratulated. As long as they can squeeze in, the old and young people in Mashantun will gather around the Luo family to congratulate.

The Luo family also greeted everyone with smiles.

Afterwards, under the leadership of Grandpa Luo, the Luo family left Daoxi's villagers and met Dalang Chuanshan, who was sitting on a tall horse, and the little fairy Geng who was holding hands with him.

Um?Shake hands?The Luo family was stunned for a while, but the scene at that time did not allow them to think too much.

Chuan Shan and Geng Er both got off their horses, and the elders have come, if you sit on the horse again, you will be scolded.

Hug your head and cry?No need, everyone cried last night.

If you don't cry, then laugh.

Grandpa Luo nodded gratifiedly to his eldest grandson and little god.

The two of them supposedly kowtowed to Grandpa Luo and other elders, but because of the presence of the little god, the Luo family did not dare to accept the ceremony, so Grandpa Luo and Grandpa Gongsun held the arms of the two of them as a salute.

In the end, Chuanshan and Geng Er were welcomed into Mashantun by the Luo family amidst the sound of firecrackers, cheers and the crowds of all the villagers in Mashantun.

Chuanhai and Wan Sizhe brought a large group of people up to set up mule carts and livestock. The most important thing was to keep an eye on the goods on the carts so that no one with dirty hands and feet would touch them.

I didn't see a group of people headed by Luo Manzi wandering around there, just wanting to take advantage of it.

Those who are careful will find that the person walking in front of the Luo family is not Mr. Luo, nor Da Lang who has not returned from the Luo family for a long time, but the tender-faced little chubby.Mr. Luo and Grandpa Gongsun followed behind Xiaopangdun, one on the left and one on the right.

This made Geng Er very unaccustomed to it. After walking for a while, he went around in a circle and returned to Chuan Shan.

The two old people had no choice but to walk side by side.

Grandma Luo put her eldest grandson on her arm, and kept asking, "Shanzi, the motorcade behind and the livestock and poultry are all yours?"

"Yes, it was prepared by Geng Er and I." Chuan Shan said to his grandma with a smile.

"My God, did you prepare so many?"

"Yes."

"The convoy is also yours, including those mules?"

"Yes."

Grandma Luo was so excited that she looked around proudly with a flushed face.Do you see it?Those things belong to my grandson!It belongs to my Luo family!

"Son, what's in that car?" Mother Luo asked, wiping tears secretly.The eldest son is capable and has made a lot of money. Let's see who dares to call him a bad star in the future!

"Mother, it's all grain and cloth, as well as cotton, clothes, shoes and socks."

"So many things cost a lot of money, right?"

Chuanshan laughed.

The Luo family thought of the golden zodiac signs brought out by the little fairy last night, and stopped talking.Their big man probably can no longer treat money as money?

It's a pity that this matter cannot be said to show off, otherwise what will be aroused will not be envy, but jealousy and resentment.Even now, among the onlookers, I don't know how many people are jealous and scolding their mothers.

The Luo family was right. Some people were so envious that they wished a thunder would come down and kill the Luo family, so that those things would all belong to them.

"Look at their family's pride. Those who don't know it think they have dug a gold mine! God knows how that bad star got rich." A voice full of malice and jealousy said.

"Don't talk about gold mines, it's almost the same. If you have the ability, you can get such a large convoy and take it home to have a look." The woman with layers of patches on the thin jacket said contemptuously: "Not too many, As long as you can get back a mule-drawn cart, that's your job."

"Bah, you old hen that doesn't lay eggs, what kind of face do you have? Don't you look down on your man? If I used the old man's name to go to war, now I..."

"You're dead now! I'm a hen that doesn't lay eggs? Then you find the little widow of Luo Jin's family to give birth to you. You have slept with her for so long, and I haven't seen her lay an egg. I don't think it's our woman." If you can’t lay eggs, it’s because you, Luo Facai, didn’t grow any eggs at all!”

"Smelly woman, what are you talking about? I can't beat you to death!"

"You fight! You dare to try it! Without my mother, you would have starved to death. You can't do anything just because of your ruthless mouth. If it weren't for my mother's ability to weave, you, a shameless widow who steals people, would have been kicked out a long time ago." Out of Mashantun. My father was blind before marrying me to you bastard!"

"Bitch, shut up!" Luo Facai couldn't stand the stares of the people around him, so he slapped his daughter-in-law hard.

"Okay, what's going on with the family?"

Luo Daqiang frowned and stopped, then scolded Luo Facai's daughter-in-law, "Don't you know that you have to give your husband face outside? Is there anything you won't say at home? If you don't know how to give birth, your man won't go." Find another woman. What’s wrong with weaving? There are many women who can weave, and that’s what women should do. If you don’t go back and cook for your man, why stand here and feel wronged!”

Luo Facai's daughter-in-law covered her face, looked at her husband with a sneer, then at Yuan Lizheng, who didn't treat women as human beings, turned her head and left.Cook?Good idea, go eat shit!

"Uncle Qiang, look at this woman, look at her!" Luo Facai was so angry that his triangular eyes stood on end.

"What can you do with her? Your mother-in-law is right, if she doesn't know how to weave, your family can only drink northwest wind now." Luo Daqiang said honestly without giving Luo Facai a face.

"Uncle Qiang, what are you talking about?" Luo Facai turned his face.

Luo Daqiang still has something to use him for. Seeing him turn his back on him, he softened three points, "Okay, okay, I know you are capable, but it's just a drag on the family. You see that the Luo family is so rich now, let's go Looking for that bad star, will he use some of it to calm things down?"

"It depends on how much he is willing to take." Luo Facai said in a moderate tone, not wanting to offend Luo Daqiang.Those two triangular eyes stared at the convoy, and the greedy light in their eyes became more and more intense.

"Daqiang, isn't it good for us to plan against Dafu's family like this?" A half-old man about the same age as Luo Daqiang said a little uneasy.

"How is this called a calculation? This is what their family owes us!" Luo Facai whispered.

"That's right, I think Brother Fa Cai is right, if it wasn't for their family, we wouldn't have escaped from Luojia Village, and my father wouldn't have died so early.

"And take a look at the place Luo Chuanhai brought us here? No matter what you plant, no water if you want water, and no next meal when you have one. We used to have this kind of disaster in Luojia Village even in disaster years. Day!" A young man in his 20s also shouted.

"Yes, ask Luo Dafu to share things with us. Anyway, their family can't afford so many things. I counted them. There are 24 large carts. Just give one to our family. There are also pigs and cows. Our family also needs them." One for each. Chickens and ducks, if we can’t share them, we don’t want them.”

Some Luojia villagers became more and more excited as they talked, and they all thought that the things already belonged to them.

"I also want a pig and a cow, and the pregnant ewe will share with our family. We are not greedy for the things in the cart, Grandpa Qiang sees it. But remember to keep one of the mules and horses for our family."

"I don't know what's in those 24 carts?"

"I see that the ruts are deep. It's either grain or gold and silver antiques."

"Hey, if there are really gold and silver antiques..."

"Keep your voice down. The Luo family's bad star can buy such a large family business outside, and he must have had blood on his hands. That kid was a villain when he was young, and he went to the army for so many years. You Judging by the evil spirit on his body, I don’t know how many people he has killed.”

"If you ask me, that Moldy Star's family business might have been stolen by robbers."

"That's right, otherwise the government will not arrest anyone, but they will arrest their whole family."

"Since it is stolen goods, it should be distributed to everyone. If he disagrees, we will sue the officials!"

"Yes, that's it. That kid must have a guilty conscience. As long as we say to sue the officials, he will not dare not give us the things."

"Shh, keep your voice down, don't let the Luo family hear."

"Why are you afraid of them? If it doesn't work, let's mobilize everyone to rob his mother!"

Here, Chuanhai handed over the matter to Wan Sizhe and rushed up, "Brother, you said you want to open the water table, but it will definitely not be able to open today. We have to kill pigs and sheep and make various preparations. It won’t be done until the afternoon of the day after tomorrow.”

Chuanhai returned from his busy schedule, seeing so many materials, he was in a very happy mood, no matter what he was doing now, he was full of energy.

"Okay, you can figure it out." Originally, Chuanshan wanted to bring out the food and drinks prepared by the restaurant for the banquet, but he heard the jealousy and swearing in the crowd?The discordant sound suddenly became unwilling.His family and his little turtle haven't eaten yet, so why should they offer those things that are inferior to pigs and dogs first!

There must be running water seats, it is to save face for the family and his brother, but if you want to eat, you can get it yourself, I believe his brother who is picky and stingy will not let the villagers openly eat .

Hearing that Chuanhai announced that he would hold a flowing water feast for all the villagers in Mashan Village, the villagers cheered bursts of cheers.

Although Chuanhai was not as stingy as his brother expected, he asked Wan Sizhe to personally take someone to count the things his brother brought back, and asked to record all the supplies in a book, and then discuss it with a few confidants. Only then did I draw up a list of running water mats to ensure that everyone can eat enough without wasting, and to prevent all entrainment behaviors.

There were 960 people, old and young, in the whole village. Five pigs, five sheep, and [-] chickens, ducks and geese were slaughtered for the running water banquet.

Five bags of each flour in the car were steamed and steamed separately!Noodles and pancakes; I took two bags of millet to make sweet porridge for the dolls; although I felt distressed, I also took three bags of rice and sorghum rice and steamed them into rice.

Then put all kinds of dried wild vegetables, dried radishes, radish sprouts, bean sprouts, etc. left in the village on the table, and some of the salty goods and pickles bought by Chuanshan were also used as main dishes.

As for the drinks... Seeing the old people in the village staring at him pitifully, Chuanhai reluctantly agreed to take out five jars for everyone to have a drink.

The unexpectedly rich banquet made the people in Mashantun very happy.This kind of amount of meat and vegetables is just like that when family affairs are held in good times, let alone now when there is a lack of food and drink.

When they heard that those who help can also take home the blood and offal of animals, those who signed up to help almost fought.

In the end, under the arrangement of Wan Sizhe and other leaders, it was difficult to mediate.

Beginning in the afternoon of that day, people in Mashantun happily prepared this banquet that they will remember even when they are old.

The children even made up nursery rhymes and sang them:

Riding a big horse, wearing a silk robe, Luo Jia Dalang crosses a golden knife, and the boy who spreads wealth throws money away.

24 carts, 48 ​​mules, and countless cattle and sheep ran behind.

Thousands of bolts of cloth and thousands of catties of cotton are made into flowered padded jackets. You and I have new robes.

Rice, millet, and sorghum rice, let you eat as much as you want; white noodles, yellow noodles, and sorghum noodles, made into steamed buns for you to chew; chicken, duck, old goose, mutton, braised pork, and pork belly.

Adults and children were all jubilant, and they all praised Luo Jia Dalang as really good, really good!

And this nursery rhyme continued until the Luo family left Mashantun, and Mashantun became Shuanghe City and Shuanghe County, and many local children could sing it casually.Later, if anyone in the neighborhood returns home in good clothes, the children will sing this nursery rhyme as a comparison, and this has left a prodigal custom of throwing copper coins at weddings in the vicinity.

The above is a later story, and it is said that Chuanshan and Geng Er were welcomed back to Luo's house by their families in a dignified manner amidst many envious and jealous eyes.

Luo's house seemed to have been cleaned briefly, the quilts on the kang were stacked up, and the kang table at the bottom of the wall was also placed on the kang.

The only square table was also placed in the middle of the house, and the four benches were neatly arranged.

The old people were invited to the kang, and the fourth elder wanted to be called Geng Er.

Geng Er shook his head repeatedly, pulled Chuan Shan to sit down on the bench, and secretly told Chuan Shan that he was very hungry, especially when he had consumed a lot of spiritual energy.

Chuanshan laughed, pinched his chubby face distressedly, and touched his stomach.This little fool, didn't he know how to eat some food first when the restaurant brought him food in the morning?

Geng Er had grown accustomed to Chuan Shan's up and down actions from resistance and helplessness, so he didn't feel anything strange about Chuan Shan's groping around him.

But the Luo family is not used to it, especially the four old people, they are afraid that the eldest grandson will be disrespectful to the little god and will be punished by the little god.But why do they use the word "frivolous"?

The four elders looked at each other, and asked each other with their eyes: Do you think so too?

Mother Luo looked at her son suspiciously, and then at the little fairy.The intimacy between her eldest son and the little fairy is not like a master-student or brotherly relationship, but what else can there be?

Luo Mu, who never knew that men and men could be together, never thought of that.

Father Luo was the calmest. After inviting the old people to the kang, he asked Mother Luo to kill the only old hen laying eggs in the backyard, trying to make a decent lunch.My son has brought so many things back, so we can't let him not even have a greasy meal, can we?

Hearing Luo's father's order, Chuanshan hurriedly said to his mother, "Mother, you don't need to be busy. The meals are all ready-made, and Geng Er and I have already prepared them this morning."

"Have you even prepared the food?" Luo Mu was surprised.

"When I was buying those things outside, I asked the restaurant to prepare them together." Chuanshan explained, turning his head and letting his younger brother who had just stepped through the gate drive a mule cart to the backyard for a show.

Chuanhai, who was so busy running around, really wanted to order others around, but there was no one at home that he could order.Looking for the cabbage gang, the cabbage gang is helping the family to block guests outside the door.Helpless, he had to go by himself.

When Luo's father heard that his son had bought wine and food, he thought a little more: "Do you buy a lot of wine and food? If there are many, please invite the respected elders in the village to come and have wine together. They all want to know your future plans. , you just took this opportunity to tell them.”

"No need! This is our Luo family's family feast, what are you asking those irrelevant people to do? Do you want them to come and piss you off again?" Grandpa Luo suddenly got angry.

Luo's father quickly explained, "Father, I didn't mean that. It's just that our family has a banquet behind closed doors. If others find out, it would be too much talk."

"What are you talking about? Let them say what they want! This is my grandson who came back to honor me! They can't see it, let their grandson honor them, I, Luo Qianxi, promise not to be jealous!"

"Dafu, we all understand what you mean." Grandpa Gongsun also said, "But those people are a bunch of white-eyed wolves who are not familiar with it. Back then, just because Luo Daqiang didn't want to take on the responsibility of Lizheng, they came out together to sell the old man , forced Haiwa to take up the important task of Luojia Village and take everyone along.

Back in the village, for the sake of the other villagers and their face, they can come together to put pressure on us, forcing us to take out all of your brother's life-saving money.But at that time, someone in Luojia Village betrayed us. Did they say anything?They stand by and watch! "

Grandpa Gongsun sighed, and continued: "Not to mention, how much trouble they caused our family on the way to escape here. After coming here to live safely, they came to force us to marry Yongzi to Luo Manzi for Luo Daqiang's sake. .

Now that Shanwazi came back, I still don't know what they will do, so it's best to stay away from them at this time.Don't expect those people to take advantage of your short mouth and soften your hands. On the contrary, they see that our family is doing well, and I am afraid that their greed will also arise. "

Chuanshan twitched slightly after hearing these words.

Geng Er grabbed his hand and warned him in his heart: Don't commit demonic nature!But those people are so bad, I want to punch them too.In order to express his indignation, he clenched his fist and waved it.

Chuanshan... really wanted to grab that meaty fist and bite it.

"Father-in-law said yes. Father, don't get angry, it's not worth it for those people. You say you won't invite those people, and I'll listen to you. Don't be angry, it's your son's fault." Luo Dafu hurried In the past, he was pleased with his father, and winked at his son, asking him to talk to his grandfather.

"Grandpa, grandpa, let's eat good food behind closed doors and ignore those outsiders." Chuanshan said directly.

Both his grandpa and grandpa laughed, and they lost their anger.

While talking, Chuanhai drove the mule cart back.People blocking the door all hooked their heads to look into the car, wanting to see what good things were in the car.

It's a pity that all the big cars that Chuanshan bought had doors. If the doors weren't opened, no one could see what was inside.

Chuanhai was also bad, so he drove the car directly into the backyard, with the door facing the back door, pretending to move all the contents into the house, and finally threw the emptied mule cart into the backyard, and the front and back doors closed. Closed, shutting out all prying people.