Jumping beam clown mixed history

When the Chuanshan brothers were talking, Geng Er had already patted his small chest and assured Grandma Luo, "Grandma Luo, don't worry, I've covered all the pills that Grandpa Luo asked for, so you don't need to spend a copper coin."

"What's so embarrassing about this?" Grandma Luo was really embarrassed.

"Don't be embarrassed, your grandson is mine, so I will be the same as your grandson, of course I want to treat you well."

The elders of Luo's parents all had weird expressions when they heard the phrase "Your grandson is mine."

The second elder, Gongsun, was honored and said happily, "It's the blessing of the little god to see our silly boy. I'm afraid that silly boy doesn't know how to respect you and make you angry."

Hearing that Chuanshan was called a "stupid boy", Geng Er laughed happily, telling you to call me stupid, stupid, and Er Er all day long, you are the most stupid, idiot!

"Cough, little fairy." Grandpa Luo moved his body, and his voice was low.

Geng Er looked up at him.

"Thank you for pulling this old man back from the gate of hell. I don't want to thank you for your kindness. If it is useful to my Luo family in the future, please feel free to speak." Grandpa Luo sat on the bed and saluted Geng Er.

Geng Er jumped up, his face flushed and he kept waving his hands, "No nothing, this is what I should do, no, I mean... you are Chuanshan's grandfather, that is my grandfather... no no no , I mean, it’s really nothing to save you, just use up some spiritual energy, I will give Chuanshan an account... No! Ah..."

Geng Er lowered his head in frustration, the more he wanted to behave well, the worse he behaved. He obviously didn't mean that, but why did he keep talking more and more?

Grandpa Luo was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing, "The little god has a pure heart, so he must devote himself to hard work and is not good at the world. I don't know what to call the little god?"

Geng Er blushed and said: "My name is Geng Er."

It was probably because Geng Er was too young to have the sense of mystery and majesty of a god. After a few words with Geng Er, the elders of Luo’s parents lost their sense of awe. Even Grandma Luo had the courage to touch Geng Er secretly. meaty claws.

Grandma Luo thought to herself, such a chubby, pink and tender little fairy could not be the lucky boy next to the God of Wealth in the painting, right?Ouch, that would be a lot of touch, get rich, maybe you will be prosperous in the future.

Grandma Gongsun, who was being supported by Grandpa Gongsun, couldn't help coming over, and asked in a low voice, "Little Immortal Geng, look at Laoshen's leg, can you cure it?"

"Uh, you can call me Geng Er, don't call me Little Immortal." Geng Er said shyly.

"Okay, okay. I'll call you Geng Er, not Little Immortal, that little Immortal, look at my legs..." Grandma Gongsun remained the same.

Geng Er was helpless, scratched his face, nodded and said: "It can be cured."

"Really?!"

"real."

"Oh hello!" Grandma Gongsun was so happy that she could not speak, she held her chest when Geng Er said that her legs could be healed.

"Grandpa, screw me again, ouch, why do I think this is not real?"

"Sister, don't talk about you, I also feel that Kang hasn't woken up until now. Maybe when I heard the rooster crowing, I realized that my eldest grandson didn't come back at all, and didn't bring back a fat Little fairy, little fairy didn't save his grandfather, and my grandson didn't produce a circle of flames from the palm of his hand like you said... All of this is actually my big dream!" Grandma Luo touched her wife I really can't believe that my wife is so good.

"But the whole family can't have this dream together, can they? Do they all do the same thing?" Luo Mu also said in an erratic tone.

"There is only one way to prove that we are not dreaming." Chuanhai, who walked over with his brother, said with a smile.

"How to prove it?" The Luo family looked at Chuanhai together.

Chuanhai pondered for a moment, then turned around and faced the Cabbage Gang.

The cabbage gang turned around and fled.

"Why are you running? I'll let you fetch a basin of cold water!"

The cold water didn't come, Chuanshan directly fanned the cold wind on everyone's heads.

The old and young members of the Luo family and the cabbage gang are all agitated and sober.

"Chuan Hai, call someone." Chuan Shan pulled Chuan Hai to Geng Er and asked him to call someone.

Chuanhai squinted at his brother.What do you want me to call?Little fairy?

Geng Er saw that his brother-in-law came to pay a special visit, he was a little nervous, he pulled the hem of his clothes, and showed eight glutinous rice teeth to Chuanhai.

Chuanshan really wanted his younger brother to be called Geng Er "Sister-in-law", but before he could subtly influence his family, calling him that now would probably destroy all his plans, so he could only say very dissatisfied: "You can call him Second Brother, I'll call you Xiaohai from now on."

Chuanhai looked around and wondered if there was a 14-year-old chubby guy. He bowed, and called out very respectfully and decisively: "Little brother has met second brother. Second brother, please look at it for the sake of big brother in the future, and give encouragement to younger brother."

For the sake of money, let alone call a doll the second brother, even if he is called the second uncle, Luo Chuanhai can also call it out!

"Hey, hey... Hello, Xiao Hai, hehe, Xiao Hai is so good." Geng Er was called brother by his brother-in-law, so beautiful that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet. When he got excited, he touched his head with his hands, and he was very kind He touched the ground for a long time, and even said several words of "good".

Chuanshan suppressed a laugh.

The expressions of the Luo family members were all distorted. They didn't know whether they wanted to laugh or kick Chuanhai.

Touched someone's head and was called elder brother, so of course I had to give him a greeting gift.Geng Er had planned it long ago, didn't Chuan Shan say that it would be best to give gold and silver, so give more!Add more if not enough!

Anyway, they were all called Little Immortals, and since there were no outsiders here, Geng Er began to take out greeting gifts from his bosom without any scruples.

A golden mouse so alive that even its whiskers would have been real if it hadn't been made of gold.

Chuanhai took the golden mouse and smiled happily. He touched it again and again. Now he doesn't feel wronged at all. He can get a pure gold golden mouse in exchange for calling out second brother and being patted on the head. Big bucks.

"Brother, is this real gold?"

His grandfather immediately scolded him next to him, "Why didn't the little fairy give you gold? Let you talk nonsense!" After finishing speaking, he stared at the golden mouse and gulped.

The Luo family also wanted to touch the golden mouse, Chuan Hai was filial, and quickly presented the golden mouse to his grandmother.

Granny Luo supported the golden mouse, laughing so hard that she couldn't see her eyes.

The cabbage gang also looked envious, but thinking that his Yu Linglong was much more valuable than the golden mouse, he decided not to be jealous of the leader of his family.

A golden rabbit, the size of an adult rabbit, with two rubies in its eyes.

Chuanhai was stunned, not daring to answer it for a while.

Chuanshan kicked him.

Chuanhai quickly took the golden rabbit over.Be good, his second brother... has nothing to say!For the rest of his life, he decided to hang out with his second brother. As for his elder brother...can he have such a big golden rabbit?

The Luo family began to feel that this was a big advantage, and they all looked at Geng Er with a little embarrassment.

Geng Er saw everyone looking at him, and thought to himself, don’t think too little, I haven’t finished digging yet, wait a minute, here we come.

A golden rooster, a big rooster weighing at least eight or nine catties, with dazzling combs and tail feathers.

Chuanhai Dadong wiped off his hot sweat, put the golden rabbit into his grandmother's hands, and took over the golden rooster.

Grandma Gongsun fainted, she had never seen such a large piece of gold in her life!Even silver of the same weight has never been touched by her.

A golden monkey, the size and shape of an adult snub-nosed monkey, and the sly little one is pleasing to the eye.

Chuanhai's legs began to tremble a little.

Is this real gold?Are these really real gold?

The Luo family has fallen into a state of collective sluggishness.

The Cabbage Gang jumped up suddenly, and ran to see if the doors and windows were closed tightly, making sure again and again, and then ran back again.

A golden dog, the dog is an earthen dog, but he is big, the most important thing is that he is made of gold!

Chuanhai didn't dare to take it anymore.

Geng Er was still digging out.

Golden sheep, golden pigs, golden snakes, golden tigers...the house is full of golden lights!

When Geng Er took out the golden bull that was the size of an adult scalper, the Luo family had no place to put the gold.

Chuanshan couldn't breathe from laughing.

Look, where can we find such a precious baby as Er Fatty?

As a meeting gift, I actually gave the twelve zodiac signs made of gold, and they were all life-sized!

Well, yes, everyone knows that they hit people with gold.Sure enough, double cultivation is a good thing, you see, the little stupid turtle who didn't understand the world has also become enlightened under his nourishment.

Chuanshan smirked here, and the rest of the Luo family had grown from excitement, excitement, disbelief, suspicion of their own eyes... to fear.

The three old men were trembling and were about to kneel down to Geng Er, and Grandma Gongsun also lay on the kang and began to tremble.

They thought that the gods were angry, and they were blaming them for being greedy.

Luo's father and Luo's mother put all the golden zodiac signs in front of Geng Er, even the first golden mouse, they dare not take it.

Chuanhai wanted to take them all, but...there are elders here?

When the Cabbage Gang saw Taurus, they really wanted to exchange greetings with his leader. Although Yu Linglong is also very valuable, Taurus is more powerful.But what he was even more curious about was, where did the little fairy hide all these things before?

"Genger, put your things away, there's no place to put them." Chuanshan saw that his family was frightened, and hurried over to smooth things over.

Geng Er still has to dig out. Following the twelve zodiac signs, he is also planning to move out the four elephants and 28 constellations, ensuring that they have the original appearance, but the proportion of the body is slightly reduced, which is about the same size as ordinary mortal animals.

Except for Gongsun Erlao, the Luo family used to call Geng Er a little fairy more out of respect, but now seeing Geng Er take out so many and such big gold zodiac signs out of thin air, they completely believe it. He is really a real god with real supernatural powers.

"Please take back the little gods. Ordinary people are greedy, so please don't blame the gods." Grandpa Luo took the lead in pleading.

"I don't blame you guys, this is my meeting gift for Xiao Hai." Geng Er was at a loss, wouldn't it be better to give as much as possible?

Seeing that Geng Er was a little sad and aggrieved, Chuan Shan had no choice but to put away all the gold, leaving only the golden mouse to throw to his younger brother.

The Luo family and the cabbage gang saw this scene, and several of them couldn't help but rub their eyes. Was it Chuanshan who put away the things just now?Did they read it right?

The elders Gongsun and Sun nodded secretly, as expected they were messing with the gods, and it seemed that their grandson had even learned the magic of heaven and earth in the sleeves of the gods.

Mother Luo couldn't help thinking, wouldn't her eldest son, whom she hadn't seen for many years, also become a fairy?After thinking about it, I felt that I was too whimsical.

"You keep this for fun. Your second brother was devoted to cultivation before, so he didn't know much about ordinary things. He valued you all, so he took out all his wealth. You can't lie to him in the future."

"Brother, how dare I lie to the little fairy." It was said that Hait was sad, can he exchange the golden mouse for the golden bull?Even if it's a golden monkey.

No matter how sad his younger brother was, Chuanshan walked over and held his Geng Er's hand, asking him, "Do you have any money?"

Geng Er nodded.

"Made ingots of two taels of silver, same as in the morning, stamped with the seal of the Xichao government on the bottom, and took a thousand of them out to Xiaohai for pocket money."

This is easy.Geng Er regained his energy, and took out the marked thousand silver ingots from his pocket in a blink of an eye, and piled them on the ground.

The power of a thousand silver ingots is not small, piled up there like a hill.

But anyway, it looks much lower-key than those golden zodiac signs that are brilliant and precious, and the impact on the Luo family is not as great as before.

Chuanhai liked the silver ingot more than the golden zodiac.

Because this thing can be taken out and spent directly, unlike those golden zodiac signs, which are not willing to part with it, and it is not easy to sell it.

Chuan Shan wanted to give his brother a storage ring, but thought that his brother hadn't cultivated spiritual power yet, so he had to give up for now.

"Look where you received the ingots. If the merchant is willing to sell you food and medicine, there is no need to find a special place to hide them."

Chuanhai immediately acted upon hearing this, even if he didn't need to hide it, he still had to find a box to store the silver.The speed has to be fast, lest the old man in the family let the little fairy take it back.

Chuanhai urged his mother to let her clean out one of the clothes cabinets first, and then asked Bai Cai to go to his house to get an empty cabinet.

Grandpa Luo suddenly shouted: "Wait!"

Everyone looked at the old man together.

Chuanhai was worried, and looked at his grandfather with tears in his eyes: Grandpa, my golden zodiac signs are gone, so let me take this little money!

Grandpa Luo picked up a shoe from the kang and threw it at the money-hungry grandson, then straightened up and said with a serious face: "Today's affairs, and the little fairy's affairs, are not allowed to spread to the outside world. Whoever dares to spread a little bit, little one The gods will punish him!"

The other three old people felt that they were reasonable, and they all nodded in agreement.

Chuan Shan poked Geng Er from behind, and Geng Er quickly put on a serious expression and nodded.

The juniors in Luo's family and the cabbage gang quickly expressed their understanding.

"If someone asks about the origin of the money, it should be said that Chuanshan has prospered abroad. Knowing that the family is suffering, he sold all the furniture and came back to help the family." Grandpa Luo continued to order.

The people understood.

Grandpa Gongsun looked at Chuanshan, "Did you learn the magic trick of the universe from the little fairy?"

"Yes."

"That's good. Haiwa, you and the Bai family boy will take a few boxes later, catch the donkey cart and go outside with your brother. Chuanshan, you put away these ingots first, and put them in later when you come back." In the cart." Grandpa Gongsun added to help Grandpa Luo.

Everyone thought it was a good idea.

Chuanshan smiled, "There is no need to prepare another box, just let Haiwa catch up with the car and follow me later, I happen to have some things outside to bring back."

"It's better like this." The elders of the Luo family felt relieved, and didn't care too much about what the eldest grandson said they wanted to bring back. They probably just had mounts or something—haven't the gods all had mounts?

And so it was settled.

The Chuanshan brothers and the cabbage gang got into the donkey cart and went out pretending to get money, as long as they could come back before the merchant arrived.

Geng Er stayed at home to treat his grandmother's broken leg. Chuanshan feared that he would be too amazing and would scare and alienate his family members, so he asked him to use ordinary mortal healing methods as much as possible.As for the elixir, wait for him to come back and refine it.

Geng Er took the time to call Chuan Hai aside, he felt that only giving a golden mouse and 2000 taels of silver was not considered a meeting gift, so he wanted to give another one.

Seeing that it was Geng Er calling him, Chuan Hai ran to Geng Er's side in a desperate manner. He probably felt that his appearance of asking for favors was too obvious, so he straightened his clothes and deliberately put on a gentle appearance. Then he said: " I don’t know what orders the second elder brother has for the younger brother?”

Geng Er was touching and touching in his arms, what should I give?Gold and silver had already been given away just now, and he only had spirit stones for jade, so it would not be of much use to give it to Xiao Hai. After much deliberation, he had to give him what he is best at.

Seeing Geng Er touching something in his arms, Chuan Hai became excited.Oh, here we come, the real meeting ceremony is here, come a Taurus, I can hide it as old as I can!

Geng Er took out a thick stack of yellow paper.

"Here. I gave you this." Geng Er smiled and said to his brother-in-law.

Chuanhai stared at the stack of yellow papers in front of him, his eyelids twitched, he looked carefully, it was definitely not a bank note.

"This is for me?" Chuanhai still couldn't believe it, why did the little god become stingy all of a sudden?

"Yes." Geng Er was afraid that he would not pay much attention to these paper talismans, so he said emphatically, "This is much more valuable than gold and silver." The cultivator wanted to buy these paper talismans with spirit stones.

Hearing that these yellow papyrus with strange patterns are more valuable than gold and silver, Chuanhai reluctantly took them over.

Chuanshan poked his head out from behind and took a look, "Oh, my second family is really willing to give you so many talismans. There are at least [-] talismans, right? You don't have to worry about it in the future. With these talismans, it's If lightning strikes, it may not be able to kill you. What kind of talismans are there?" In the last sentence, Chuan Shan asked Geng Er.

Geng Er was about to explain to Chuan Hai, "There are six kinds of talismans here, five of each kind, namely divine power talisman, speed movement talisman, water-avoiding talisman, fire-avoiding talisman, giant wave talisman and thunder-fire talisman. Each talisman is It’s easy to identify, let me tell you.”

Geng Er took the talisman paper and taught Chuanhai how to distinguish it.

Chuanhai has a good memory, and Geng Er pointed out the trick of memory, which allowed him to memorize the differences between the six talismans in a short while.

Seeing that Chuanhai remembered it, Geng Er explained to him the functions of various paper talismans.

The more Chuanhai heard it, the more frightened he became, and he realized that he had obtained a truly extraordinary treasure.

"As the name suggests, the divine power talisman can make you infinitely stronger. Putting it on your back can exert your original strength a hundred times. The stronger you are, the better the effect of sticking the divine power talisman. The method of use is also very simple, as long as you put some saliva on it. Once any part of the body sticks, it will stick to you firmly. Remember, if it is someone else's saliva, it can only stick to other people.

The usage of non-offensive paper talismans is almost the same. After the time limit, they will automatically turn into dust.As for the time limit, the non-attack paper talisman I gave you can last for twelve hours. "

When Geng Er said this, he said proudly: "It's the paper talismans I made that can last for such a long time. The paper talismans made by other condensate practitioners can last for six hours, which is not bad."

Chuanhai has received a new vocabulary, "Cultivator in the Qi Condensation Period", is this the division of immortal ranks?

"Affixing the Speed ​​Talisman to your body allows you to walk quickly without any effort. The speed can reach about [-] miles per hour. However, considering the wind, I suggest that you use the Speed ​​Talisman with an amulet.

In addition, before the time is up, these talismans can be peeled off for future use.This is also my special ability. The charms made by other cultivators are basically disposable. No matter whether you use it for a full time or not, once you use it, you can't use it again. "

Chuanhai looked at these talismans with bright eyes, and threw out compliments free of charge.With these talismans, what is he afraid of?If he makes good use of it, maybe the world can make him walk sideways.

Geng Er was complimented so that the pores of his body were smooth, making Chuanhai more pleasing to the eye.

"Water-avoiding talisman and fire-avoiding talisman, you should understand the effect just by listening to their names. Giant wave talisman and thunder-fire talisman are attacking talismans, because you don't know how to use spiritual power, you can only tear them apart when you use them, and then throw them towards the target with force. In order not to accidentally injure users without spiritual power, there is a time difference of about ten flicks from when you tear off the talisman paper to when the effect appears, you must keep this in mind.”

Chuanhai nodded.

"I told you that you don't understand the actual effects of these two attack talismans. You'll know after you try it someday. Remember not to use it on yourself."

Chuan Hai's heart was itching, and he wished he could find a place to try the effect immediately.

"Finally, this is the real meeting gift I will give you." Geng Er took out a dusty, inconspicuous wooden talisman.

Hearing that this is the real meeting gift, Chuanhai put away the paper talisman, stood up straight, his face, which was similar to his brother's but softer, showed a slightly disturbed expression, and said, "Second brother, you have given me many treasures already. , little brother, I... feel ashamed to accept it."

Geng Er waved his hand very proudly, "You are Chuanshan's younger brother and my younger brother, the paper talismans in front are for you to use in case of emergencies, and they will be gone when they are used up, but this one can be with you for a lifetime. It is my amulet made of mahogany, you put a drop of blood on its piercing, and then hang it on your body with a rope, even if you drop it, it will automatically return, and it is useless for others to take it.”

"Huh?" A big hand stretched out, and Chuanshan, who had been paying attention to the movement of the two, snatched the mahogany talisman, looked at it over and over for a while, and said "good thing".

"You didn't tell me you have such a good amulet." Someone was jealous.

Geng Er kicked him, "Do you need it? Give it back to me!"

"Is there any more?" Chuanshan wanted to ask for a few more for the elders in the family.

"Do you think this is an ordinary mahogany talisman?" Geng Er felt distressed, "This is the one for now, if you want it, I will do it later."

"Give me ten." Chuanshan Lion said loudly.

"...Just say you have too many family members, you're a loser..." Geng Er felt that this daughter-in-law was a loser, and she was too prodigal.

"What did you say? Speak louder, I didn't hear you." A certain man put his ear in front of Geng Er.

Chuanhai watched his elder brother molesting the little god like no one else, and his weird feeling became more and more intense.

Geng Er stood on tiptoe and twisted Chuan Shan's ears.

Chuanshan cried "Ouch" when he was twisted.

Chuanhai touched his nose and looked at the sky.Who will tell him what the discord between his brother and the little fairy, who seem to be flirting and flirting with each other, really means?

Chuanshan got bored with his second turtle for a while, and then remembered that there was a younger brother beside him.

"You put away this mahogany talisman. I don't know how my family likes you. I'm willing to give you such a good thing."

Chuanshan was jealous and authentic, threaded a rope on the mahogany talisman, and grabbed his younger brother's finger viciously. Before he felt it, he took a drop of blood from his fingertip and dripped it into the hole through the rope.

Strange to say, just as the blood dripped into the hole, the rope of indistinct texture merged with the mahogany talisman, and the hole was no longer visible.

Chuanshan hung the mahogany talisman around his younger brother's neck, patted his chest hard, and said jealously: "In the future, ordinary thunder really can't kill you. Peach wood has the ability to exorcise evil spirits, and ordinary dirt can't easily Get close. What's more, this peach tree is not an ordinary peach tree. In the future, ordinary evil things, curses and the like will basically not be able to hurt you. In addition, this talisman can also help you block the attack of sharp objects. As long as you are not too weak, thousands of You can come and go as you please among the thousands of horses in the army.”

After a pause, he continued: "The most important thing is that this talisman contains a lot of spiritual energy, but it is covered up by formations, and non-Yuanying practitioners cannot feel it. It will be of great benefit to you if you carry it close to your body. What are the benefits, you can experience it slowly.”

Chuanhai had already felt the benefits. As soon as the mahogany talisman was hung around his neck, he felt a warmth gushing out from the place where the mahogany talisman touched his heart. It didn't take him long to feel the cold.

Chuanhai received good things, no matter whether Geng Er was for his elder brother's sake or not, he was extremely grateful.Even if he didn't know much about immortals, he knew that the things Geng Er gave him were extraordinary, especially the mahogany talisman hanging around his neck.

Chuanhai was fully dressed, stood in front of Geng Er, clasped his fists with both hands, and bowed to the end, gave him a serious and respectful gift, and stopped uttering any fancy words, just ordinary, but extremely Sincerely said: "Little brother, thank you for your generous gift!"

The fact that Geng Er called Chuan Hai aside and gave him a meeting gift, the Luo family saw it.It's just that they stood far away, and the elders didn't hear what they were saying.

But seeing that Chuanhai, who was pretending to be gentle all day long, gave Geng Er a big gift with a serious face, he guessed that this kid must have received great benefits.

The elders of the Luo family looked at each other a few times, and their eyes were full of joy.

It just so happened that the mother of the cabbage gang brought porridge over, and the two families had breakfast together.

On the way, the cabbage gang quietly asked the leader what good things he had received and why he was so happy.

With a mysterious face, Chuanhai shook his head and said "I can't say it", making the cabbage gang scratch their heads and wanting to pinch the other party's neck and force him to ask him.

Later, Chuanhai was pushed to the point of helplessness, so he could only tell him that the little fairy had given him a bank note.

The Cabbage Gang believed it, and he vaguely saw the leader take a stack of papers.The Cabbage Gang only needed to satisfy their curiosity, and didn't ask how much money the little god gave.